Chapter 4

As soon as they returned back to Dib's house they turned on the television to see if the battle made the news. Flipping thru the channels of the news they only found on little thing about it. The news report was titled "Neighbors return to see experimental satellite in the middle of their neighborhood; experts say that they will ignore its appearance in the town and just go about their business." Zim shook his head and said.

"Ignorance is truly bliss I suppose." Zita giggled but still she couldn't understand why they didn't make more of big deal of this.

Looking back to Johnny Dib could notice that his eyes were back to normal he felt it was as good of time as any to ask him what the hell that was about.

"Hey Johnny about before with your eyes what was that and with your poetic voice?" Devi looked at her husband with a heavy heart for she knew it was time to tell them Johnny's origin.

Johnny got up and turned off the T.V so that he can get everyone's attention. In the back of her mind Zita kind of knew that something was a little off with Johnny like emptiness to him and today when she burst into their house and told Devi and Johnny what was happening his eyes went black and he ran into his closet and produced a pair of very large knifes. Emptiness fell from him and something else filled him it looked like pure madness. On the other hand Devi also looked as though that she had madness in her but she can suppress it.

"Look guys what I am about to tell you happened a long time ago before Devi and I were married and before I meet you guys. Before Devi and I got serious I used to live at 777 Road Street." Dib and Zita knew what road and the very house he meant when they were little the house was portrayed as a haunted house.

"You lived at that house it looked like a wreck from what I can remember." Zita said.

"Yeah and there was a reason for that, you see I was very utterly and hideously insane ever since my parents were murdered I was left alone in that house. The only things that gave me company were two Styrofoam Pillsbury doughboys that I made to look kind of weird looking. For me they personified my self-loathing and my violence forms of my psyche." He stood there looking very nervous of what he was going to say next.

Lull of silence that what fell on the room to hear what Johnny had to say next. On the other hand Devi who knew this story for she had her own brush with insanity but did not succumb to it as her husband did long ago. She loves him so much. She noticed that everyone in the room for the exception of Zim looked in horror. Gaz on the other hand was just sitting there looking bored.

"There was a wall in my house that I believed to have a demon on the other side and the only way to keep it from coming out is to keep it wet with fresh blood. Now from where I got the blood you ask well I got it from the rubes of the world and mostly people that just rubbed me the wrong way…" Zita was as white as a sheet she knew he was hiding something but not this. Dib on the other hand saw the insanity in his eye that day with Sperg.

Continuing his story of bloody carnage and insanity, like stories of massacring a bunch of idiots in a Café and at a restaurant. Finally at last he got up to his date with Devi. Needless to say it didn't go as planned.

"Well after we almost kissed I tried to attack her but she beat me to a pulp. I gotta say it was pretty funny now that I look back on it. Anyways later Devi found me when I finally gave up killing and she also had a run in with insanity and found that she and I had a lot in common. Using each other we suppressed our insanity together. During that time we moved here and meet you Dib and the rest is history." Everyone in the room sat there with their mouths open finally someone said something.

"Now that was revealing now on to other important matters let us get started making a larger ship so that we can kick some alien ass." As for usual Gaz who said what needed to be said came into the room.

A long time passed no one said anything how could they their perspective just completely changed about Johnny and Devi. Murder and insanity they had something strange about them but nothing like this. How can they come back from that but maybe it's good they told them, Johnny never killed any clean-handed people and Devi and he are sane now well as sane as they can get.

"Well I really glad that you told us that dude and I'm glad that are a better now." Breaking the silence Dib got up and shook Johnny's hand.

"Thanks man it's just I don't really have many episodes anymore and today was a big one."

"If you hadn't we may all be dead now that was a sick ass throw."

"Now if we are doing this mission expect more episodes like that when my loved ones are threatened or if I get really mad it happens. During the duration when I'm like that I have near limitless stamina and have surgical precision."

Devi came up behind Johnny and kissed him on his cheek.

"It's true one time we were walking at night in the city together when some mugger grabbed me and tried to rape me from about 10 feet away Johnny here got him in the head with a pencil." Not quite sure how to respond to this Dib just laughed but a little awkwardly. Zita giggled at this but on the whole she didn't know what to think; but for having an alien for a friend and about to embark on a huge adventure and now having a future husband knowing two former psychopaths is not as that strange.

"Well anyways congrats Dib and Zita on your engagement tell you what while you and Zim are working on the ship we will get a party set up for you guys. When do you think you will be done?" Dib looked over to Zim who is still sitting there looking very bored the fact that Johnny is a psycho is not that entertaining to him.

Zim had the look of someone that had a lot on his mind and this party of something that he is still kind of separate from is the least of his concerns. Getting the ship in working order for a trip for 6 occupants is what really matters but oh well.

"Humans a question for you now, this celebration that you wish to undergo cans you have it on the day before we leave for this work that the Dib and I are going to do may take a few weeks at most a month."

"That's a good idea yeah I guess we can also make it a last day on Earth party too." Zim just laughed at this.

"Well if we don't succeed it just maybe."

Gir was drinking out of his foot that was filled with soda instead of fuel capped his foot and went to follow his master.

"Can I help master?"

"Yes you can help us suppose you can hand us the tools and get any materials we need."

"YES POWER TOOL LORD!" doing a back flip Gir landed and saluted Zim as his eyes turned from blue to crimson and back to blue.

Making scarce of himself Zim went into the garage to get started with Gir leaving everyone else in the house.

"Dude, Johnny and I better hit it and get started planning for your engagement party. Gaz would you like to come we would like some of your input on some things." Rising up from her couch she shrugged and accompanied Devi and Johnny.

New respect was obtained to Devi and Johnny to Gaz. She thought the fact that she knew someone like her that has a deep darkness in them was a relief to her. To Gaz Zim was someone who she sees as a lost soul like her for a while she thought of him as a fool for not conquering the planet, now Zim is a lost soul a being that has lost everything instead of ridiculing him against her standards she comforted him, perhaps she felt sorry for him but there was no true evil in him. As for Devi and Johnny she saw true darkness in them.

"Very well I shall join you two." She left the house with Johnny and Devi leaving only Zita and Dib alone in the house together again.

Looking back at his future wife Dib motioned a little seductively for her to come near him. Smiling and walking up to him as she reached him he grabbed her and kissed her very passionately.

"Now what a day this turned out to be." He said as he held her very close to him.

"Yeah one minute we are engaged and the next you and Zim are in a huge battle for the planet." Looking up at her lover she gave him a very sultry smile.

"Did I tell you how sexy you looked when I saw you fighting." She grabbed him between his legs and gave him a tight squeeze.

"OOF… well you know you still owe me a birthday present." Dib kissed her down her neck making her moan.

"It seems that you would like this present right now."

"Let this answer your question." Dib shoved his hand down her grey sweat pants and noticed that she wasn't wearing any underwear.

Taking advantage of this he placed his finger in her folds making her squirm in his arms, wanting him to lay her down on the floor but he did no such thing. Squirming only made him shove his finger even deeper inside her making her yelp out in bliss. Running his tongue along the nape of her neck didn't help her maintain her composure. She couldn't take it anymore she needed to touch him. Placing her hand down Dib's jeans and grabbing him and rubbing her thumb against the tip of his member. Dib grabbing her face and kissed her very lustfully they moaned in each other's mouths.

Pulling away from Dib Zita whispered in his ear.

"Do you see that big foot rest over there?"

"Yeah I do."

"What do you say we try the Sybian position on it baby?"

(To my faithful readers try this positions with your female lovers its really awesome.)

"Hell yeah."

"But let's keep our voices down a bit my dad is in the basement."

As they began to remove their clothes a chuckle from behind them literally made them jump.

"Excuse me Dib and Zita human but I finished the blue prints for the ship we can start at any time now." Zim said standing in the door way while Gir had a video camera recording the whole scene.

Flushed and a bit embarrassed Dib and Zita simply just laughed and got their clothes back on.

"One question before we begin Zim do you know what a cock-blocker is?" Dib was laughing so hard he could barely get his shirt back on.

"Is it one who prevents the male chicken from moving anywhere?"

Laughter

"No Zim let us get dressed and we will come in there and tell you."

"Very well Zita human the sooner we get started the sooner we can leave."

Zim left the room to leave a still hysterical Dib and Zita.