Blood brother and sister
Chapter 2: Phase 1 of mirajane's plan
"Phase 1 of my plan, information gathering.", "Weekly sorcerer says that ren atatsuki and eve thylm are his BFFs." Erza said. "I'll go get the communication lacrima." Cana said. Cana placed the lacrima down on the table. The lacrima in blue pegasus started glowing, "Hi, this is master bob, what do you dearies want?", "We need to speak to ren atatsuki and eve thylm.", "I'll go get them mirajane dearie.", "Yo, it's not like I want to talk to you.", "SHUT UP TSUNDRE!" Cana shouted. "What do you beautiful girls want from us, single guys?", "Shut up we're not here for dates! We're here for information! When is hibiki's next date with his girlfriend?", "It'll cost you a date.", "Fine, which one?", "Titania.", "Out of all these women you had to pick me?" Erza said when she turned away from the lacrima. "Which one of you am I d-dating?" Erza forced on her most cute voice. "Me!" The two guys shouted in unison, "I'm going!", "No I'm going!", "Fine, rock paper scissors." They played rock paper scissors of five minutes in front of the lacrima, the girls were getting impatient. "HAH! I WIN!" Eve said in victory, "Oh *BEEP*." Ren said, "See you at the five star restaurant tomorrow! Titania!" Erza smiled at the lacrima until they cut off conection.
"The things I go through for my nakama…", "Ok let's revise, we need to get this perfect and make him talk." Erza requipped to the dress she wore when she was at akane. Mirajane got a banana and ate it, she put the peel on top of the lacrima. "Pretend this is eve.", "A banana peel? Seriously mirajane?" Cana said in a sarcastic tone. "What? It was the closest I could come to blond hair. Back to the date.", "You look cute tonight, will you be my girlfriend? What's your reaction?", "SHUT UP I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!" Erza punched the lacrima to smithereens. Cana and mirajane watched as she did so. "This is never going to work, and if she does that in real life we'll be killed by the council." Cana said with disappointment, "Oh crap, now lucy is going to be a drunk single, I can't let that happen.", "You are right." Cana said. Erza was finally done smashing the lacrima, "Did I do it right mirajane?", "Uh… Can't you realize yourself?", erza stared at the lacrima she smashed to pieces. "Oops…", "She can't do this, he'll end up being killed!", "I don't' know, only if there was another way…" Suddenly a book with the title, "CAN YOU DATE?" on it, all three girls turned their heads and saw levy. "What are you doing here?", "Once I saw the lacrima smashing and the drunk blonde, I knew something was going on.", mirajane opened the book and looked at the contents, "CHAP 1: GET A GUY, CHAP 2:GET YOUR CLOTHES, CHAP 3: DATING ISSUES!" Mirajane flipped to that chapter and read it out loud. "If you are feeling troubled dating that guy you have 3 options, one: Move the date to a different day, two: Cancel, three: Find a replacement! That's it!" Mirajane tapped on those words, then she transformed into erza, "I can go as erza!", "Good job levy!" Cana said. Erza was sighing in relief.
A DAY LATER
Mirajane as erza went into the 5 star restaurant with eve, it turns out that he rented a private room for them to eat in the size fo lucy's house. "Um… How much did this room cost you?", "7,000 jewel, only the best for titania.", "Thanks…" They both took their seats and ordered their food, suddenly some rose petals dropped from the ceiling and there was a fake baby dressed as cupid lowered from the ceiling too. Then a orchestra entered the room and played some romantic tunes. "How rich are you eve?", "I'm a millionare.", "You really didn't have to do this for me, and i'm not so fond of classical music.", "Eve clapped his hands together and most of the orchestra left and left 4 members behind, they threw away their violins and somebody else threw them guitars from the side and one of the orchestra rolled a drumkit in. Then they started playing rock. "Better?", "I-I'm speechless…", "Wait until you see this.", "Uh…" Suddenly the ceiling opened up and there were fireworks saying, "TITANIA.", "The food's here!" Mirajane quickly ate her food, she was getting impatient. When eve was done he paid the bill and went outside, "We made a deal, now tell me.", "His next date is in 1 day.", "And where?", "The same place we had our dinner.", "Thank you!" Mirajane ran back to fairy tail to leak the information.
"1 day?", "Now we just have to do the planning, and according to eve's information, he's going the same place we went.", "Great.", "And I sketched out the restaurant.", mirajane unrolled the sheet of paper. "Uh… mirajane, I have a better copy." Levy said, "Ok.", "Time for phase two of my plan, Planning.
Meanwhile in lucy's flat, "Oi happy, I think she's out, lets go in!", "Aye sir!" Natsu jumped in the window and lucy was sleeping on the couch in a sitting position and around her were about a dozen of beer bottles around her. He walked over to lucy and shook her. "Is she dead?" Happy asked, "Lets take her to the guild!" Natsu picked lucy up and ran to the guild. He kicked the doors of the guild open, "LUCY'S DEAD!" The whole guild stared at him in disbelief, "Let me see." Evergreen said while putting on a stethoscope, she put the stethoscope at lucy's chest, the she took it off. She slapped natsu in the face." YOU IDIOT ! SHE'S NOT DEAD SHE'S DRUNK! KEEP HER AWAY FROM THAT STUFF! FOREVER!".
He was on the floor rubbing his cheek. "Ha! You got slapped by a girl! Again!", "Shut up gray!", "Lets try to wake her up." Gray put some ice cubes down her tank top, "This usually wakes anyone up!", "May juvia be of any assistance?", "We need your help waking her up.", "Let juvia try." Juvia let out a tidal wave at lucy she still didn't wake up. "Maybe ice cold would work." Juvia and gray combined their magic and let it out at lucy, still she was asleep. "Let me try." Happy said. He took out a fish from his fish bag, it wasn't an ordinary fish, it was a rotten one. "GOH! HAPPY HOW LONG HAVE YOU KEPT THAT THERE?" Gray said in disgust, "3 years, it does wonders to the fresh fish…", "BUT IT'S NOT DOING WONDERS FOR JUVIA'S NOSE!", "But it really does do wonders to fresh fish! Gives it a nice smell and a salty touch, also keeps it even fresher!", "SHUT UP AND DO IT HAPPY! BEFORE I FREEZE YOUR WONDER MAKER IN A CASE OF ICE!" the smell was starting the reach the whole guild, the smell was only found on the first floor. So erza and co were undisturbed. Happy put the fish near lucy's nose and snapped it in half, "IT SMELLS EVEN WORSE IN THE INSIDE!", "That's the idea gray, to wake her up with this smell.", "Juvia does not understand, why is happy sama not bothered by the disgusting smell?", "I'm a cat, any type of smell from a fish is heavenly.", "JUST PUT THAT THING AWAY!", "But it smells good!" Before he could compliment the stink bomb one more time gray froze it in a thick block of ice. And juvia took out her perfume and sprayed the whole bottle empty. "Much better.","Juvia agrees.", "My preserver… Now I need to wait 3 more years! I'll be a grandpa by then!", "It's your fault for not putting it away.", "I was intending to do iced shell on it, smells like that should not ever be released.", "Juvia also agrees."."I can't understand! Ice, water, rotten fish. Sill asleep!","Maybe some heat would wake her up." Natsu heated her up with her his flames, being careful not to burn her. Suddenly gray had an idea, "Maybe it's like sleeping beauty…" Natsu was looking at her face, while he was doing that gray pushed him down, and lucy woke up. "GET OFF YOU PERVERT!" She said while pushing him away. "I knew that would work!". Natsu was blushing in embarrassment. "Just leave me alone." Lucy was walking towards the bar, "Just give me some booze." Lucy said while gray and natsu were fighting in the background, "I heard what happened from mira-nee." , "Just give me some booze.", "Here's cana's usual." Lissana pulled out a barrel, marked cana's boyfriend. "Ok." Lucy took it and drank it. "I WASN'T EXPECTING YOU TO DRINK IT!". "What? You gave it to me.", "You like hibiki don't you?", "Don't mention him to me.", "I don't see your necklace.", "I left it at home.", "You never leave stuff at home.", "So, I get clumsy sometimes.". "You're not convincing me.", "Fine by me." Lucy said while drinking from the barrel.
Note: To be continued on chapter 3: Phase 2 of mirajane's plan.