Blood brother and sister
Chapter 3: Phase 2 of mirajane's plan
"Time for phase 2, action time!", "Let's review, cana will pretend and dress like a waitress, and try to screw everything up for hibiki's girlfriend and only leave hibiki alone. Mirajane will spy on hibiki until he leaves for his date and contacts us. Simple, and we need to direct lucy to where hibiki is to watch the two break up. Then she can confess, we can go home, and we'll all be happy!" Levy said. , "I'll go now." Mirajane said. She transformed into a woman that she saw from blue pegasus once. "I'm off, while I am look after lucy, she's dosing herself in booze.".
"I'll go check." Said levy, mirajane left and levy went downstairs to look for lucy. "Where could she be?", then she saw a cana drinking from her barrel downstairs next to gray and natsu, then levy looked up again, "But cana's up there, why is she downstairs?", levy ran down the stairs and walked to cana no.2. She looked behind the barrel, it was lucy dressed up as cana, she had a wig on. "What the heck are you doing?", "I hate living my life, so i'm living another one.", "She gone nuts…" Gray whispered, suddenly lucy threw the empty barrel at his head. "HEY!", "Try and insult me again I will call master bob over.", suddenly chills ran down his spine when he heard the name of the gay guild master. "I-I'm sorry…", "Take that off lu-chan!" levy took the wig off her head, lucy just grabbed another one from her bag and put it back on. "Ai yi yi…". Cana looked downstairs and saw lucy dressed up as her and a empty barrel next to her marked as cana's boyfriend. "MY BOYFRIEND YOU *BEEP*, *BEEP*!..." From downstairs everyone saw cana waving her hands up and down madly. Erza walked to cana, "What's wrong?", "She drained by boyfriend, she's living my life!" Cana sobbed, "The sooner we get this over with, the sooner you'll have your man back." Cana was sobbing on the railing for her boyfriend.
"Let's go out!", "Not a chance, i'm happy enjoying my booze.", levy saw that lucy's necklace was gone. "Where is your necklace?", "I threw it away.", "I thought you were his friend?", "He has his girlfriend why should he care about me?" Lucy said while draining a bottle of beer. Levy walked out of the guild and came back 15 minutes later with lucy's novel in her hands. "Go back to your original self or I will burn the novel.", "Do it.", "Natsu, if you will?", "My pleasure!" Natsu set the novel on fire in front of lucy, she didn't even flinch. "That novel is your love, you aren't you disturbed?", "I have the real copy with me right now, none of you can touch it.", "Watch me." Natsu said. He zipped open lucy's bag which is a replica of cana's and put his hand in it. Then suddenly a great force of magical power shot him backwards. "I put a spell on it, only my hands can go in that bag.". Natsu's leg was twitching, he was facing a wall upside down knocked out.
After 4 hours of drinking booze
"Aren't you drunk yet?" Levy asked , "Not chance.". Levy looked at the mountain of barrels next to lucy, "She actually drunk that much?", suddenly erza gave levy some hand signals. Levy ran up the stairs and sat down next to the scarlet haired woman. "Mira is on the lacrima, she told me that hibiki already left.", "How about cana?", "She'll give us a call when she is dressed and in the restaurant." Then the lacrima started to glow, "Just in time." Erza connected her magic to the lacrima and cana's picture appeared. "I'm here! Where's hibiki?", "He's coming in 10 minutes, be prepared.", "Ok.". Cana cut off connection and walked into the dining hall. Then she saw hibiki enter the grand doors. He took a seat with his girlfriend and cana started walking towards them with the menus in her hands. She walked over and attemped to give the menu to hibiki and when she gave his girlfriend's menu and dropped it. "Sorry.", "No biggie.". Then the chef from the kitchen gave cana a plate with two wine cups filled with wine. She walked over sauce table and added half a bottle of tobacco in one of the cups and stirred. She handed the spicy cup of wine to hibiki and the normal one to his girlfriend. She walked far enough to see what would happen, hibiki and his girlfriend started drinking. Then hibiki's face turned red and spat the wine at his girlfriend. Cana snickered in the corner at the reaction of his girlfriend. The two went to the toilet, hibiki went to the toilet to clear his mouth of the spicy feeling and his girlfriend went to get the burning wine off her. While they were at the toilet, cana threw a magic card at the leg girlfriend's seat. It cut through halfway, cana left to get their next dish. Hibiki ordered steak and his girlfriend ordered a ratatouille. Cana visited the sauce table again and stuffed under hibiki's steak a bit more of tobacco . And left them at their seats, the two came back a minute later. Cana took the time to contact her friends from fairy tail, erza's picture started to appear on the lacrima. "Take lucy here now the break up is about to happen!", "Erza nodded and cut off connection.
"Levy! Get lucy! The breakup is now!", "Ok!" Levy dragged lucy out of the guild and erza behind them, they arrived outside of the restaurant a couple of meters away from the door. "Take me back! I want booze!", "Shut up and wait!"
Cana looked from the corner his girlfriend took a seat and they started eating. Then hibiki's face turned red again, and he spat it at his girlfriend again. She was mad, really, really mad right now. But the seat didin't collapse. So cana secretly threw another card, the card avoided all obstacles and cut straight through the chair. Then the chair and the girl fell down. She stood up embarrassed and mad, hibiki went after her. "WE'RE THROUGH!", his girlfriend ran far away from him. Erza took lucy's wig off and pushed lucy towards hibiki with all the strength she had, lucy crashed into him and bounced off him and landed in the river. "I'M COMING!", he knew that lucy wasn't a strong swimmer, she told him that when they snuck out and met at the heartfilia mansion. "What have I done, someone please punch me." Erza said in regret. Hibiki jumped in after lucy, she was starting to sink down. But hibiki dived down and caught her arm, he pulled her up from the lake to the sidewalk. "You ok?", lucy coughed out a bit of water and answered. "I'm fine.". "I have something to tell you.", "What is it?", "I love you, I have since we met at the ball.", "What about Camille?", "I was intending to break up with her today and come over and confess.", "M-Me?" Lucy was blushing in embarrassment. Cana looked at him in disbelief. "So we did all of this for nothing?" Erza said in a confused tone. Cana walked outside and joined erza, levy and mirajane. "It sure was fun though!" Lucy and hibiki stared at the four hiding behind the wall, "Was it you guys who spiked my food?", "Bye! Levy can explain!" Erza and cana ran off with mirajane leaving levy behind, "BYE!" Levy followed the other 3.
"We'd better dry ourselves off before we get a cold." Hibiki and lucy walked back to lucy's house. Lucy opened the doors and found natsu and gray sitting on her couch. "Why so wet?", "GET OUT!", "We can't, our houses are being fumigated.", "YOU TOO?", hibiki walked into the toilet and got a towel and rubbed lucy's hair with the towel then dried himself. Lucy got the necklace from her pocket and put it on, "Are your friends supposed to be staring outside the window?" Hibiki asked while drying his hair with a towel. Lucy walked to the window and saw erza looking in and levy at the bottom supporting mirajane, cana and erza. She dropped everyone when she saw lucy. Hibki sneaked up from behind and took lucy's hands. "So… Do you like me?" Lucy didn't answer she just kissed him. "This proves it.", "AH! I KNEW IT YOU LIKE THAT GUY!" Natsu shouted at the top of his lungs, "GET OUT!" Lucy picked up a dictionary and threw it at him.
THE END
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