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Chi got up, blinking her eyes slowly. The council room was decorated well. Its circular walls were painted a forbidding purple and orangey gold lamps glowed around the room. Raised ebony chairs formed pews and at the very head stood a massive desk. A boy sat in that chair. His name was Gaara.

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When I woke up, I found myself in scary, dimly lit room. A boy, about my age sat in it. He had blood-red hair and blue-green eyes. His pale, almost ivory skin contrasted well. Strangest part about him was that he had NO EYEBROWS! Can you believe that?I think maybe someone stole them! I usually don't think about what I say before I say it, like smart people do. So what happened was to be expected.

"YOU HAVE NO EYEBROWS!" I yelled it too. It was kind of awkward.

He just stared, stunned. I'm used to it though. A lot of people stare at me like that when I started talking.

Geez, that guy needs to lighten up! Seriously! He had that whole I'm-going-to-kill –you-with-pleasure thing going on. It was kinda CREEPY … No! Don't be mean! Bad Chi!

As I was studying the guy, I noticed a red tattoo-thingy on his forehead.

"OMIGOD ITS HARRY POTTER!" I shouted and then, in typical-me fashion I did a rainbow leap over his desk and landed on top of him. His chair toppled backwards and he lay on his back, me on top of him. I could feel his cool, minty breath hit my sweaty face.

The next second he was talking.

"I am not Harry Potter." I don't know what he said, all I know is he's got a cool voice! He sounded like either he's choking on sand or needs water. Plus, there's this weird vein in his jaw that MOVES!

"You know, Harry, I thought you had black hair. Oh—wait! You dyed it to hide yourself from Voldemort! Am I right? Hm? Am I?"

"I.A m. Not. Harry. Potter."

"YOU'RE VOLDEMORT!" The horror. Somehow, I thought he'd be uglier.

I had to think fast. The fate of the wizarding world depended on me! A wand!

I grabbed the pen off his desk.

"EXPECTO PATRONUM!"

He just blinked at me…

"That is a pen."

"Nope, it's a wand. And you can't talk, you're dead! Bye-Bye Voldy!" I guess he's in denial. Or deaf.

"MY NAME IS SABAKU NO GAARA AND I AM NOT A WIZARD!"

Wow. He's SO pushy….

"Wellll—why didn't you just say so?" I said, with one of my trademark goofy grins.

"…" Oh Look! I made that muscle in his jaw jump again! It looks like its dancing!

Ugh, he needs to take a couple happpyyy pilllssssss…

I uncapped the pen and did Chi's Cure For Grumpiness.

He opened his eyes and stared at him fingertips. On each and every one of them, a smiley face looked up at him.

"So you remember to be happy, Mr. Grumpy-head!"

". . ."

HeHe…I have a feeling if I don't get out of here right now he's gonna kill me..

"Bye-bye Mr. Butt-head!"

With that I ran off to get RAMEN!

Hope you liked.

-The Author.