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Walter watched Alucard leave, skipping in a playful fashion as she did so, her thick long hair bouncing behind her. He said nothing as he watched her exit the cellar. His lips tingled, he tried to tell himself it was a natural reaction and his skin was just warming up again after being pressed into the cold lips of Alucard.
But it didn't change the fact he'd actually enjoyed that kiss…

Walter blinked and his mind went carefully blank as that thought entered his head. The butler stared into space for a few moments willing himself not to think about it. His well trained mind was very good at this, his job required him to be impartial to all but his masters needs in life. He was very good at not thinking into things when he chose to do it.
Unfortunately it wasn't working this time, no matter how much he willed otherwise, his mind replayed that one kiss continually and mentally he relived the sensation and it sent goose bumps and tingles up his body as he did so.

This wasn't good at all. It wouldn't do.
Professionalism was the foundation upon all of which Walter had formed his life around. It was very unprofessional to consort with vampires when your job required you to kill them in the name of God and her Majesty. Also it was necrophilia which was illegal, and the last time he'd checked it was also immoral.

Well, those were very good reasons for why this singular incident would not repeat or be spoken of.
Relieved at having good solid reason not to enjoy what he'd just done with Alucard, the butler headed back into the mansion. He just didn't need the complication of romance in his life right now.

Walter shook his head and sighed in frustration as he checked the rooms for something to occupy his time with. He'd been too thorough once again and there was nothing he could do unless he wanted to repeat chores that had already been done today, like polishing the silver for example.

As he considered doing just that, he caught a glimpse at his reflection in the silverware. He noted he was still flushed from earlier. Unbidden the kiss returned to his mind, and for a second Walter's imagination built onto the moment; Alucard's soft lips and dark hair tickling his face as the kiss became something more. He could almost hear her giggles of delight in his ears as his hands wrapped around her thin form…
His mind clamped down on the fantasy. No, it warned him that down that path lay trouble.

This was a fascination with the unknown; yes, that was the problem here! It was simply a strange experience that had happened too recently for him to fully absorb. He needed a mental ice breaker here and routine would cure the problem.
Yes, he would have a good cup of tea, take a cold shower and then a few hours of repeating the meaningless chores would surely put these fires and all too improper thoughts out of his mind and back into the realm of fantasy where they rightly belonged.

"One can only hope." He mumbled to himself as he left the room with all its polished silverware and went to see if his Master was wanting for anything other than sexual release this evening.

He jogged lightly up the stairs, his feet pattering softly on the carpeted floors as he went up a few floors. He headed for his masters bed chambers, if they were empty then it would find something to do in there, changing the linen or dusting...?
Or perhaps he'd even be able to delay the inevitable fornication for a while with some music or engaging his Master in conversation?

But as he reached the bedroom of Sir Arthur Hellsing he realised luck wasn't on his side. Thankfully the majority of the sounds were muffled by the solid oak doors, but it was rather obvious what Arthur Hellsing was up to in there and he didn't want to get involved with it.
Walter cursed his Masters rather voracious appetite in women. Really, two in the bedroom at the same time was the height of scandalous behaviour!

The young butler tutted and shook his head in disapproval; he reminded himself that he was only the butler, and it wasn't his place to make comment or pass judgement. Not even when he was in his rights to have them.

He resigned himself to the inevitable and made his way back down to the first floor where he went into the kitchen and put the kettle on, preparing the cup and condiments for his tea before he had a quick scout around the ground floor for left over dishes the Master and his 'friends' might have left. Aside from a few used whisky tumblers and an odd plate there really wasn't much to do. He shrugged and brought them all back on a silver tray and washed them before the kettle clicked in readiness for his evening brew.

A steaming cup of Ceylon in his hand Walter strolled casually into the main lobby and settled down comfortably on the stairs. He placed the cup down on the ground and after ensuring that he was alone he pulled out a fresh cigarette from the packet in his pocket and lit up. He drew gratefully on it and picked up the cup beside him, savouring the warmth flowing into his hands and he closed his eyes.
He enjoyed moments of stillness and silence...
Well he would have but he still couldn't shake that kiss from his head!
He shook himself and frowned, what in God's name was wrong with him?

He tried to go to another part in his head, tried to mentally put himself back to a week ago, a month, any stage before all this nonsense had started. But every time he did he was reminded of every incident that had involved Alucard. The playful cheeky glint in 'her' eyes and that deceptive soft giggle of amusement…

He gritted his teeth and shook his head, growling in annoyance, leaving his tea where it was he all but ran to his room, bolted the door then hurried into the shower in the room adjacent to his bedchamber. He turned the shower on, pleasant warm water washed over him and he scrubbed his chest with soap, taking his time to savour the warmth on his back…
He threw his head back into the spray, his thick black hair matting onto his head as the water soaked it.
Unclean thoughts begone! He mentally commanded as he scrubbed his hair with soap.

When the thoughts wouldn't go Walter sighed and turned the hot water off.
Cold water streamed down onto naked pale skin in the shower. Walter gasped and trembled underneath its icy temperature, "God!" he gasped loudly, shivering uncontrollably.
After a minute he could bear no more of it, and he turned up the heat up so it was only a cooling spray instead of something that would induce hypothermia. He sank to his knees then sat down, his hair plastered to his head and his eyes shut as he breathed slowly.

"You're going catch your death in there. You're really over reacting you know, it was just a harmless little kiss Walter. There's no harm in enjoying a kiss…" Alucard commented softly as she watched him from his bathrooms door way.

Walter sighed and nodded in the shower, replying "Yes I know, it's just that I– JESUS CRIST IT'S YOU!"
Walter covered himself when he realised with her powers the girl could see everything that he had on display.
"Damn it, can't you give me some privacy for a few minutes?" he demanded angrily.
"Apparently not," Alucard smirked and she arched an eyebrow at Walter "and there's no need to be so bashful little Angel, you've got nothing that I haven't seen before."
Walter felt a flush rise up his cheeks and he shouted "Just go away!" he snapped.

"Why should I? I'm fed up and I'm lonely." Alucard replied sulkily as she leaned back in the doorway and toyed with her long hair idly.
Walter groaned and turned the shower off "Look away at least." He requested gruffly "It's bad enough you're interrupting my schedule for the evening without you embarrassing me further as well."
The girl laughed "Why Walter, last I saw you were sipping tea in the lobby. Exactly what 'schedule' was I interrupting? Admit it I'm not really interrupting anything, am I?"
The young man huffed "As a matter of fact you are."
"Oh? Were you going to be naughty and play with yourself in the shower? Is that what I'm interrupting?" Alucard's voice was teasing and yet it sounded like a serious question at the same time.

Walter stepped out of the shower and began towelling water off his chest and back "As if I'd disgrace myself in such a manner! You shut that filthy mouth of yours!" he snapped at her "and I thought I told you to look away!"
"Yes, but I never agreed to do any such thing." Alucard smirked and winked "Nice legs, by the way." She purred and ran a finger up the back of one of his thighs with an approving noise and pinched his bum with a giggle.

His patience finally snapping Walter spun around and threw the towel at her, Alucard caught it and laughed but her laughter stopped as the weight of an angered sixteen year old followed the towel in hot pursuit. The still wet, naked form of Walter crashed into the vampire girl and tackled her into the next room.
The girl shrieked in glee and surprise as she was knocked to the floor.
"What fun!" she gasped happily. Walter was on top of her, his teeth set in an angry snarl.
"Go on Walter! What's next? Do I have to take my clothes–ghh!"

The butler's towel was shoved into the vampires mouth and Alucard's expression went from amused to angry, but she had no time to react as the Hellsing butler grabbed her by her hair and heaved her to her feet.
He man handled the struggling vampire to the door and unbolted it.
"Just piss off and leave me alone for once!" the boy snarled and threw her out into the hallway. It wasn't a gentle throw, the girl slammed into the wall and collapsed in a heap.

Walter was red in the face from humiliation and panting with suppressed emotions, he wiped water from his dripping hair off his face. But when Alucard didn't move he paused for a moment, worried he'd overdone it.

The 'girl' let out a weak groan and spat out the towel as she rubbed her head. Walter rolled his eyes and shut the door. As the door clicked however, he heard something that made him pause again.
A snivelling noise was coming from beyond his door…
He opened it a crack and saw the vampire sobbing great tears down her cheeks, her lower lip trembling and her eyes were closed in hurt as she bawled miserably.
Walter felt simultaneously disgusted at himself and the vampire out in the hall. He felt like he'd kicked a puppy.

"Are… you crying?" he regretted the idiot question the moment it came out of his mouth, of course she was crying!
"Wha- What do you think I'm doing?" she hiccupped between sobs. Her bawls were getting steadily noisier, concerned the noise would bring down the Master from his bedroom, Walter opened the door and hurried over to the 'girl'.

"All right, all right." He soothed "Okay, I'm sorry I flung you out into the hall way."
Alucard sniffed and wiped her nose with her hand as she composed herself a little bit, much to the butler's relief.
Somehow it didn't seem quite sufficient though…
"Would you like to come in? I can keep you company for a bit" he mumbled as he recalled her earlier comment about loneliness.
The vampire girl nodded slightly and the butler helped her up before they both returned to his bedroom.

Inside his room the girl vampire sat down on the edge of his bedsit as Walter finished drying and changed back into his uniform. Her face was hidden in the darkness and it was impossible to tell her expression.
Walter suspected she'd played on his emotions a bit out there. He'd never seen her cry before, and he doubted that his rough handling had been enough to really hurt someone like her.
He pulled his pants up and tucked his shirt into them before he did them up.
"So Walter, aren't you going to say sorry?" Alucard asked sweetly.
Walter turned around and found the vampire staring at him from only an inch away from his face.

He gave a cry of surprise and jerked away, falling on his backside as he did so.
A moment later the girl was straddled on top of him, leaning down over him.
Walter's mouth was dry and he couldn't even protest as Alucard leaned in and planted a second kiss on his lips that evening.
It was, in his opinion, even better than the first one.

"Don't you suppose I deserve a little compensation for that treatment Butler?" Alucard asked.
"W-what?" he croaked out and cleared his throat.
"I mean, throwing me out into the corridor..?" the vampire tutted at him "That's hardly polite."
"You wouldn't have gone if I'd asked-" he started to protest.
"I know butler, hush now." the girl soothed him and leaned in, stopping his lips with her own once again.
Walter moaned in frustration – so much for not repeating his mistakes! What would Sir Arthur say if he came in and saw this!

"You worry too much." She chuckled "you need to relax more Walter." She advised with a brilliant smile.
"And how do I do that?" the butler demanded.
"Well for a start, don't freak out over kissing someone. Find some other way to vent."
"Do you see any ghouls around here?" Walter asked sarcastically "because beyond housework that's all I have to vent my frustrations on. Things like Warsaw don't happen on a regular basis."
"Oh really? So you're saying 'no' to sex then?"
Walter flushed crimson and stammered "I… hold on! What?"
Alucard threw her head back and laughed like a hyena. "God Walter! You're a real stiff! If the mention of the sex gets you that nervous and worked up then the actual thing would probably kill you!"
"Well you brought it up!" Walter replied hotly.
"Hmm… that's true." the white clad female raised an eyebrow and mused over it for a moment.

Her eyes went crafty and she looked down haughtily "Alright be boring. We won't do anything naughty to relieve those frustrations of yours." she sighed to herself and tried to think of other options.
Walter blushed fiercely, with her legs so tight around him and her breasts to close it was hard for him not to think about sex… it wasn't so much that he didn't want it, but he simply wouldn't be able to put up with the fuss Sir Arthur would make about him complaining about the prostitutes when he was busy screwing the vampire…
"Oh is that all that's bothering you?" she asked the butler, renewed excitement in her eyes "I know how to fix that problem." She promised with a cheeky grin.

It was the early hours of the morning. Walter's room was still the source of shouting and thumping. The commotion had gone on long enough to disturb even Arthur Hellsing from his sleep, despite how much he worn himself out with the ladies earlier in the evening. The master of the Hellsing manor grumbled softly and rubbed his eyes and his head as he made his way down the stairs to the lower floor. Down here the noise was even more concentrated.
Have to admire the lad's persistence in honing his talents at fighting, Arthur thought sleepily but this is hardly the time…
"Come on, is that all you've got butler!" a feminine voice crowed from behind the door.
"I'm no where near finished!" the boy said between pants for air.
Arthur frowned, that definitely sounded like Walter… but was that Alucard in there? What the hell were they doing making so much racket at this hour?
"Oh come on butler, you're so boring!" the girl mocked "And after all that talk earlier about how you'd make me scream…"
there was a thump followed by the sound of two people hitting the floor and grunting, the girls voice cried out
"Oh! Ow, not so hard!"

Arthur stared incredulously at the door, not quite believing what he was hearing. That was definitely Alucard in there! The vampire sounded pretty excited…
Suddenly it hit him, of course! The boy had given into his more carnal needs! They were going at it like rabbits! Why hadn't he seen this coming? Why hadn't he commanded Alucard to take a less appealing form?

Unable to resist it any longer the leader threw open the door.
"I command you both to stop this at once!" he shouted.
The vampire and the butler looked at him from the floor with confusion. Walter was knelt over the girl, his hand holding her down by her neck as his other had her arm twisted painfully behind her back.

"Eh?" Arthur muttered "What the hell is that position for? Your angles all wrong if you're going to do some-" he faltered as the butler looked sickened and the vampire started giggling.
"What's so funny?" he asked brusquely.

"Mah- Master! You… you thought Walter was… was.." the vampire cracked up and once again burst into laughter.
Seeing his vampiric agent was beyond herself he turned to the more contained one. "Please explain this Walter." He asked.
When Walter explained to him they were simply wresting because he felt the need to practise after the events of Warsaw he felt rather foolish indeed.
"Erm, I don't suppose we could forget this happened could we dear fellow?" Arthur beseeched "Islands would have a right chuckle at this one…"
Walter nodded "Yes of course Sir."
"Capital!" Arthur sagged with relief "Well, I'll let the two of you get on with your wrestling. Just keep it down eh, some of us need sleep?" he reminded them as he closed the door.

When the door clicked and the sounds of their masters footsteps had gone the butler let out a great exhale. "Too close for comfort! Next time warn me sooner when he's going to come into the room." He hissed. He was cut off as Alucard grabbed him by his tie and pulled him back on top of her with a giggle
"Stop complaining butler and let me have some fun." And with that she pressed her lips over his and began passionately kissing the butler.

Please R+R