( ok guys i just need to say a few things before we go on too the story number 1 all of the characters bios will be posted on a website called the 50first the link is on my fan fic account il post them when i get the time too number 2 the story will take some time for me to write coz of school and ect so with that out of the way lets get on with the story )

*now continuing were we left off*

axl. WHAT HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME !

phvr. heh..heh..heh..lucky guess and now your MINE! * she says as she pulls out her guitar* HEEEEE..YAAAAAAA!

axl. SHIT! *axl quickly jumps out of the way * AHHH FUCK I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

phvr. YOUR NOT GOING ANY WERE *as she swings her guitar wildly at axl *

* axl trys and think of a way to escape and not get hit in the head at the same time *

phvr. HOLD STILL !

axl. * thinking to him self wait i got that flashbang i keep in my backpack i can use it to escape *

phvr. I GOT YOU NOW !

axl. * reaches in his backpack and pulls out his flashbang * no you dont * as he pulls the pin and throws it at the pink haired vespa rider *

phvr. AHHHHGGGGG !

axl. now i can get the hell out of here

*axl runs in the nere by woods to the escape the crazy vespa rider *

phvr. huhhhh...WHAT WERE DID HE GO? UGHHHHH!...well never mind il find him ...heh...heh...heh...heh

*later at the house *

axl. im home

sally. hey son how was school

axl. i dont want to talk about it im going to my room

sally. wait i need to tell you some thing

axl. make it quick

sally. we got a new housekeeper and shes * cut off by axl *

axl. yea thats thats grate and all but she trys stealing some thing il drop her with my spas 12 now if you excuse me im going to my room im tired and i dont feel good

sally. ok son...dad will be home shortly

axl. whatever

*later in his room *

axl. ughhh were did i put that dam box at...fuck it il look for it some other time to tired look now * axl walks over to his bed and lays down and falls asleep *

( 4 hours later )

sally. walks up stairs * knocks on the door and says * axl dinners ready *

axl. *as he awakes and says * ALRIGHT...jeez can a guy get any sleep around here * axl gets out of his bed and gets dressed in his blue russian spetsnaz uniform and walks down stairs to the dinning room *

axl. GHAAAAAAAA ITS YOU

sally, why are you yelling

dave axls dad . hurry up and sit down son you foods going to get cold

phvr. HI

axl. WHO THE FUCK IS SHE AND WHY IS SHE HERE IN ARE HOUSE

sally . uhhh axl this is are new housekeeper

axl. WHAT!...SHE ALMOST KILLED ME YESTERDAY WITH HER BIKE

sally. yes well she did say she was sorry about that and hitting you with her guitar

axl. HOW CAN SHE BE SORRY FOR THAT SHE SHOULD BE IN JAIL FOR THAT

phvr. jeez take a chill pill soldier boy i said i was sorry

dave. shes right axl haro...harick...im sorry what was your name

phvr. haruko

dave. ah yes thank you so as i was saying...*cut off by axl *

axl. YOU KNOW I DONT CARE I WANT HER OUT NOW

haruko. *looking at axl with puppy dog eyes * ahh come on axl you wouldnt kick a poor help less girl like me out in the street would you

sally. come axl be nice to her besides she is going to be sleeping in your room

axl. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

haruko. come on axl do what your mom tells you to do be nice to your roommate

sally. she doesnt have any money or any place to stay so me and your dad agreed to let her stay here

axl. why does have to sleep in my room cant she just sleep on the couch

sally. well you still have that bunk you brother use to sleep in but since he aint here any more she can sleep there

axl. god cant this day get any more fucked up...AAAHHHHHGGGGGG...my head!...ugh il be in the bathroom...fucking heads killing me

haruko. * it looks like i finally found the right one *

* ok mates thats all i got for this one i know its short but ep 3 will be long it might take a bit longer so please stick around axl out *