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"'Shisan'?" Hidan's eyes widened considerably. "Kakuzu's old man?"

"Do I really look that old?" The man laughed. "However I am surprised that you know of my son."

"Er... yeah... he's my psychiatrist..." Hidan murmured.

"I have to say you are a beautiful dancer." He continued. "Anyone that can make me question my orientation has talent."

"Really?" Hidan's jaw dropped slightly.

"Yes. I choose to hire you for my company's advertisement." He handed Hidan a roll of paper. "You read and sign this then report to my building first thing in the morning."

"'Model'?" Hidan read.

"Yes, you will be recorded and photographed. The fluidness in your dance is bound to show in your poses."

"Okay... um... I just have to consult with my friends real quick... if you don't mind..." Hidan dipped his head and Kazuhiro nodded, allowing him to leave.

Hidan practically ran to the dressing rooms, finding that Deidara was not there. He cursed and headed for the bar. He barely recalled his state of undress, spotting the blond talking with his redhead and Itachi. He ran up to him, crushing him with a hug. Startled, Deidara toppled out of his chair.

"Guess what, bro!" Hidan smirked, handing him the paper. "Lookit who I'm working for."

"Who?" Kakuzu and Gina arrived just as Deidara took the contract, skimming it.

"Tch." Hidan snatched the paper just as Deidara's jaw dropped. "None of your business."

"Hidan... you are my business. I'm your psychiatrist and partner..." Kakuzu growled, reaching for the paper.

"No. I'll tell you what bastard I'm working for tonight when you give me a gift." Hidan smirked at Kakuzu's annoyed expression, pecked him on the cheek, and then hurried back to Pain's office after swiping a pen from Kakuzu's coat pocket.

He apologized for leaving and then informed him of his agreement. He skimmed the contract and then signed his name. Kazuhiro grinned as he took the paper from Hidan and tucked it in his jacket. Hidan headed back outside but was stopped by the man.

"Although you look amazing, I don't think it would hurt to dine with me tonight."

"Are you inviting me to dinner?" Hidan asked, somewhat suspicious.

"Don't worry, I plan on inviting my family." He laughed upon realizing what the dancer thought.

"Er... I can't." He frowned. "I have to get back to my... kids..." He lied.

"Oh? Why don't you invite them? I expect to see you at the restaurant across the street at seven on the dot." He patted Hidan's shoulder and then left.

"Shit..."

"What's wrong?" Pain asked with a smirk. "Afraid he won't approve of your dating his son?"

–

Kakuzu waited impatiently for his boyfriend, tapping his foot. Gina was checking her reflection in the mirror when her phone rang. Her father trained his eyes on her but Gina ignored him, greeting her caller. It was her brother so Kakuzu relaxed. He tuned out his daughter's chatter and watched Deidara and Sasori leave backstage. Gina prodded him, getting his attention and then handed the phone to him.

"Yes, Prince?"

"Hey, Grandpa called. Told me he wanted us to eat with him and he wants your new phone number." Jyru informed his father.

"I'm waiting for Hidan to finish work..." Kakuzu frowned.

"He's invited too." Jyru said quickly. "I'll pick him up for you and get him dressed so he's presentable..."

"Your grandpa still won't approve of him. Hidan isn't ready to-"

"So? Who cares want grandpa thinks. He's your boyfriend, not grandpa's." With that, Jyru hung up.

"Looks like we're going home..." Kakuzu groaned, turning away with his daughter just as his father passed him.

"We're not going to the restaurant?" She whined. "It's my favorite one."

"We will since you know which one. We have to get dressed though..."

–

Kakuzu and Gina went home, straightened up, and then hurried back to the car. They had still not received word from Jyru so Kakuzu decided to go back to Akatsuki and check on Hidan. Kisame informed him that he had already been picked up so the father and daughter decided to hang out in the bar a little before the dinner at seven. Kakuzu was disappointed to find Deidara had also left so he had no one to talk to about Hidan. Except his daughter.

"Kakuzu?" The man looked to her as she set aside her phone. "Did you know that Hidan was an orphan since he was six?"

"Yes." The psychiatrist nodded. "He grew up on the streets, struggling to raise Deidara on his own."

"... Oh..." She looked away from Kakuzu's intense glaze. "Do you know how old his mom is?"

"I don't know. He doesn't like to talk about her since she died."

"So he hasn't really told you anything about her? You asked Deidara?" Gina inquired.

"How...?"

"Hidan told me, before that lapse... that he had lied to Deidara about his mom dying..."

"I see..." Kakuzu said quietly.

"Did mom die?"

"Yes... you saw her corpse, sweety." He rarely called her as such so Gina was slightly surprised.

"How did she die? No one would ever tell me..." She frowned.

"... She... was pregnant again." He answered reluctantly.

"How?" Her eyes widened. "I thought you two-"

"We didn't. It was another one of her 'dates'." He shrugged. "Doesn't matter though. When the bastard found out, he beat her and then killed himself." He scanned his daughter's expression carefully. Once assured he could continue, he looked at his hands. "I tried to keep them safe... but your mother just never listened to me... She overdosed..."

"Why did you even let her-"

"Shh. I didn't know. I was away on business... I though Ginji and Atari would be able to handle her..." He sighed. "I was a fool..."

"Kakuzu-san! It's seven fifteen." Tobi popped up startling the two.

"Shit... He hates waiting..." Kakuzu cursed, grabbing his daughter and her purse. "Hurry up."

They rushed across the street, making sure to look both ways, and into the restaurant. They were led to the table reserved for Shisan where Hidan, Jyru, and his date awaited. Hidan jumped to his feet upon seeing Kakuzu, a nervous look on his face. The expression vanished with a hug and a small kiss.

"Kuzu-chan." He practically purred. "I thought you wouldn't come."

"Trust me, I didn't want to." He sat in the large booth with Hidan and Gina, adjacent to Jyru and his date. "If he didn't just walk in the door, I would have taken you home." He chuckled under his breath.

"Good to know..." He laughed nervously as Kazuhiro and his fourth wife arrived with a young girl.

"Kakuzu, you know Hidan, your client?" Kazuhiro motioned to Hidan whom had shrunk down slightly as Kakuzu turned to stare at him.

"I'm surprised you know him..." He said in a voice which barely hid his anger.

"Yes, I just hired him tonight. He put on quite the show at the Akatsuki." Kazuhiro sat down across from Kakuzu. His wife across from Hidan and the girl from Gina.

"Yes... it was."

"Eh? You two got to see Hidan dance tonight? Was it as good as that one dance, father?" Jyru asked excitedly.

"Almost..." Kakuzu admitted, averting his father's questioning looks. "He didn't throw his jacket to the crowd..."

"I learned my lesson, stingy bastard." Hidan spoke before he thought and glanced at Kazuhiro to gauge his reaction.

"Hey, I gave it back." Kakuzu defended himself. "You could have gotten it back sooner if you just looked under your bed."

"I only slept in that bed for one fucking night and Jyru joined me. Then, need I remind you the following night I 'slept' in your backyard?"

"Hey." Gina pouted. "You said you didn't care about that."

"Not now, Gina-chan." Hidan sighed.

"Drinks?" The waitress arrived at last, notebook out, pen to the paper.

"So... you two live together?" Kazuhiro mused once the beverages had been ordered with the appetizer.

"Yes." Kakuzu answered. "It's easier to keep track of his actions."

"In bed." Jyru's remark caused his father and Hidan to choke on their drinks.

"Oh?" Kazuhiro rose a brow while his wife looked at his son through narrowed eyes. "How old are you, Hidan?"

"Jyru was just joking. You know how he is, grandfather..." Gina kicked her brother under the table, making him jump.

"I see... That's good. Kara here needs a suitable husband." He motioned to the girl.

"What?" The family and Hidan sputtered together.

"So he is someone to you." Kazuhiro smirked then let out a short laugh. "Jyru has already informed me Kakuzu was dating a client of his. However it was coincidental that it was he I hired."

"Tattletale as always, Prince." Gina huffed.

"It's a shame Atari was unable to make it. I did invite him." Hidan looked up at the mention of one of his followers and Kakuzu glowered at his father.

"I forgot you sponsor their band..." He smiled falsely.

"Eh? He sponsors Suki-chan and Atari?" Hidan exclaimed.

"Oh, you know them personally?" Kazuhiro inquired.

"Yeah. Suki was my ex. They're both part of my chur—Fuck!" Hidan was interrupted by Kakuzu kicking him under the table.

"He's rather foul-mouthed, brother." Kara sniffed in Kakuzu's direction.

"I'm aware, sister." He grumbled.

"So how old are you, Hidan?" The other woman inquired.

"Young." Jyru answered quickly.

"After eighteen, age is just a number..." Kakuzu found himself repeating Deidara's words.

"Ah. It is good you were able to get a young one at your age, Kakuzu." Kazuhiro smirked as their food arrived.

"He's not that old." Hidan sniffed, discretely placing a hand on Kakuzu's thigh. "He's only forty..."

"So... do you have any education, Hidan?" Kakuzu's stepmother inquired after they had ordered their food.

"You mean have I ever gone to school? Nah. Never had time." He stopped stroking Kakuzu's leg.

"Can you read this?" Kazuhiro handed Hidan a pamphlet.

"... Some of it..." He frowned and Kakuzu grabbed his hand on the leg and then took the pamphlet from him with his free hand.

"You can read Japanese though, can't you, Hidan?" He spoke quietly.

"You looked at my bible." He grinned. "Yeah. The priest that took me and Dei in taught us to read the scriptures which were straight from Japan. We don't have money for a translated version..."

"You read Japanese yet speak English?" Kara mused.

"I can speak Japanese too but only if I need to..."

The questioning continued, as did Hidan's answers. Once their food had been brought, Hidan began to get bored. Kakuzu's father had begun discussing business and money and Hidan, not feeling up to eating, ignored his plate of ribs. He usually ate dinner late at night, after work. He watched Jyru flirting with his date while Gina appeared to be texting someone between bites. He placed his hand back on Kakuzu's thigh, surprised to find that he had been tense before the touch. Hidan supposed it was due to his relationship with his father.

He glanced up at his lover, meeting his green eyes. He smiled and then gave his thigh a slight squeeze. Before the man could ask what Hidan wanted, Kazuhiro called his attention. Hidan inwardly pouted but then smirked, a queer thought popping into his head. He slowly made his hand travel close to Kakuzu's groan, watching with sly amusement as his green eyes widened. At this point, Kazuhiro had become engaged with his wife's idle chatter to Jyru and his date. Kakuzu used a hand to grab Hidan's, glaring at him.

"What? Don't even believe in foreplay before marriage?"

"Foreplay is usually before sex and you know how I feel about-" He was silenced with a light gasp as Hidan hovered just above his crotch.

"Just a quick hand? You're getting pretty excited." Hidan whispered seductively.

"Hidan, not now. We are-"

"Father, can I go to the bathroom?" Gina interrupted, appearing to be unaware of what the pair were discussing.

"Yeah. I'll go with you." Kakuzu sighed in relief, slipping away from Hidan whom put on a pout. "Come on Hidan, let her out."

"I gotta take a piss anyway." He scoffed, recovering as he went to stand besides Kakuzu.

"Hidan, what has gotten into you?" He hissed in Hidan's ear once they had arrived at the restrooms.

"Nothing... yet." He grinned and pulled Kakuzu into the bathroom the moment Gina had gone to the girl's restroom.

"I told you no!" He huffed as Hidan locked the door behind.

"Just relax, bastard, and entertain me." He snapped back, cornering his lover. "I'll try and make it quick."

"... Oral." He said in a monotone, confusing Hidan.

"What?"

"If you're going to... you know..." He began to show embarrassment for the first time since Hidan had met him. "Do it with your mouth."

"Seriously?" Now he was the embarrassed one.

"Yes." Kakuzu leaned back on one of the walls. "Hurry up..."

Hidan nodded enthusiastically, kneeling in front of his partner. He slid his hands along Kakuzu's inner thighs until he reached his 'prize'. He skillfully unzipped the fancy pants and slid his fingers through the holes hiding Kakuzu's member. Kakuzu inhaled deeply as his need was revealed and tried to ignore Hidan's smirk as the handsome male leaned in, fondling him, gently, at first. Hidan eyed the limb as it began to harden, surprised he was so willing. He had not done this often given that he was never very interested in anyone. Not even Suki had been touched nor had he gotten to touch Hidan in such a way.

He did not mind the smell and stuck his tongue out, brushing the head for a moment. Kakuzu shivered pleasurably and urged Hidan on, placing a hand on the man's head. When Hidan took too long, Kakuzu pushed him closer, forcibly rubbing against the lush lips. Hidan rolled his eyes at the impatient gesture but opened his mouth, slowly enveloping him. Kakuzu felt himself weaken for a moment in the pleasure but did not release his grip on Hidan's hair.

Time was short, so Hidan fondled Kakuzu's scrotum while lapping and sucking his erection as it grew. He closed his eyes as his pleasure neared its peak. Noticing this, Hidan became more eager and focused on his tip, his fingers trailing along his shaft. He felt it twitch and then stiffen, ready for what he knew would come next. Kakuzu cursed as he came down his lover's throat yet was surprised to find Hidan had expected and rather enjoyed it. He swallowed it easily and licked any lingering traces of the semen clean from his limp member.

"See, Kuzu-chan?" He grinned, licking his lips. "Not that bad, was it?"

"Yes... you were... incredible..." He managed, hurriedly tucking himself back into hiding and zipping his pants back up. "We'll continue at home. Clean yourself before returning to the table..."

"Tch... bastard." Hidan sighed as the door swung shut behind his partner. "Not even an 'I love you' or 'thank you'?"

Hidan returned to the table after washing his face and saw everyone getting ready to leave. Gina spotted him and handed him her cellphone. He rose his brow but put it to his ear, asking who it was. Kakuzu looked over from where he was boxing Hidan's food. Kazuhiro and his wife had already paid and left with Kara.

"Fukyuu Hidan?"

"Yeah. Who is this?" Hidan followed Kakuzu and the others outside.

"Keisatsukan wo konya satsugai shinasai." The man said.

"Watashi ha go fun inai nisokoniiru." Hidan replied, snapping the phone shut.

"Someone in the church?" Kakuzu frowned.

"Yeah. I gotta go." He pecked him on the cheek and tossed Gina her phone before darting across the street, nearly getting hit by a car.

"Idiot..." Kakuzu sighed and started the car. "Who called?"

"It was Haruko's number." She replied, looking out the window as Hidan disappeared inside a hotel building. "Where's he going?"

"Church..."