I'm thanking Purple Dragon 614, Ottsel Instinct, and Lavaman for their ideas. Muchos Gracias!
Now on with the fic!
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
(Part Two)
Jinx
I'd dance the can-can in Praxis' oversized underwear—which is ladies' panties, by the way—for a Klondike Bar. And I'd hope that they stayed on while I danced. Hey, Pretty Boy, watch me dance!
Sig
I would let the Kid play with my peacemaker for a Klondike Bar. Cherry, don't you pull that trigger! No, don't!*BAM!* Ah, shit!
Skyheed
I would give up my power over Aeropa (A.N.—Is that how you spell it?) and all my Dark Eco for a Klondike Bar. (undertone) Then I'll use the sugar rush to get it all back… (yelling) NOTHING CAN STOP ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Captain Phoenix
For a Klondike Bar, I would sell out my crew to the Aeropans. Once more, dear friends, into the breach! (A.N.—I couldn't resist.)
Razer
What is a Klondike Bar? I do not eat sweets. I need to be in tip top shape if I'm going to win the next Grand Championship. (and two hours later he's drunk off his German ass)
Baron Praxis
I would put on a dress and divulge my love of wearing ladies' panties to everyone for a Klondike Bar.
Metal Kor
I would be an inferior human/elf for the rest of my lifespan for a Klondike Bar. Now where did I put that walking stick…?
I've deducted that there are three characters in the series who could be gay: Er(r)ol (because of several of his lines, such as, "I want more than just to win, Eco Freak! I want YOU!" Am I the only one who caught the double meaning in that?), Jinx (he calls Jak, "Sugar," Need I say more?), and Razer (the Gay-dar just goes, "BEEP BEEP BEEP…" whenever he comes onscreen)
Same deal: Tell me which character you'd like in the next chapter, and what you think they'd do for a Klondike Bar.
And Evil Ottsel, I'll get to crackin' on that Pecker one next chappie!