Old school time! But first, enjoy a helping of monkaw!
I really HATE the spacing format for this site, but where else am I gonna read fanfics?
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
(Part Three)
Pecker
I would stop sex for five minutes while being in the same room as Daxter for a Klondike Bar.
(two minutes later he's going through sex-withdrawal and is being driven up the wall by Daxter. Literally)
Sculptor (from Sandover)
I would throw my sculpting boulder into the ocean and put my muse up for adoption for a Klondike Bar.
Warrior (from Rock Village)
I would face Klaww again for a Klondike Bar.
(five minutes later he's in the fetal position in front of Klaww, rocking back and forth, yelling, "Don't hurt me! Don't hurt me!")
Boggy Billy
I would take a bath in what that thar rat called a… What was it… Oh, Yeah! A bathtub. For a Klondeek Bear.
(afterwards he still smells like manure.)
Samos
I would water my plants with diluted dark eco for a Klondike Bar.
(3 hours later, he's holding a funeral for his petunias and daffodils.)
Gol Acheron
I would dive into a vat of Light Eco for a Klondike Bar.
(ten minutes later, "Ahhhh! It burns!" is heard in the direction of the Light Eco vat.)
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