Disclaimer: I do not own South Park, admit it, if anyone but Matt Stone and Trey Parker owned it, it would probably suck.

Kenny made his way to the woods right off of school grounds, of course stopping to feel up a pretty red-headed girl drinking whisky by the fence. The first thing he heard was Butters voice chattering about something, even before he saw the small blond or the fat brunette. Cartman appeared to be dozing off, not that Butters seemed to mind. Kenny lit one of his smokes before approaching them.
"So am I interrupting an intense jack off session in between lovers?" asked Kenny blowing smoke into the air. "I'm no fag you poor piece of shit." grunted Cartman pulling himself into a more up position.
"Hey Butters you do know your missing school, right?" asked Kenny seating himself beside Butters.
"I know Kenny, I wanted to hang out with Cartman." said Butters. Kenny arched his eyebrow and chuckled.
"So your not together?" asked Kenny "No!" said Cartman firmly.
"So you won't mind if I do this?" asked Kenny, he grabbed Butters wrist and pulled him onto his lap. Butters squeaked and struggled to get away but Kenny held him in place. He kissed the other boy and pushed his hand up Butters shirt, pinching at tender nipples. "Kinny!" snapped Cartman, struggling to his feet. Kenny pinned Butters to the ground and gently bit along his neck, Butters was crying and pulling on Kenny's hair. Cartman kicked Kenny and sent him flying back about a foot, Butters got up and ran crying into Cartman's arms. Kenny held his stomach and smirked. "You didn't have to kick me, you just had to say that your gay for him." laughed Kenny, picking himself up. He had been hit harder before. "I'm not gay you cock-humping piece of shit!" growled Cartman "I just don't want you to give Butters AIDs"
"Sure you don't. Anyway, Kyle's sorry." said Kenny rolling his eyes at the pair. Kenny waved bye over his shoulder as he left, quickly ducking behind a tree at peering back at them.
"Thank you." said Butters quietly, pressing a small kiss to Cartman's mouth. Cartman held Butters tightly as they made out, enjoying every bit of the boy against him. 'I love you." said Butters lovingly, cuddling Cartman as best as he could. "That's gay Butters." responded Cartman, placing a chaste kiss on the smaller boy's forehead. Kenny suppressed his laughter until he got back onto school grounds, then he almost died laughing. Not only was Cartman a fag, he actually seemed to be in love with Buuters. This was gold! Definitely worth risking dieing over.