Morning. Barnyard.
Daisy and DJ had just gotten back from the old mill. "Weird Al" Yankovic was in the barn.
Daisy and DJ went into the barn.
"Hi Al." said DJ, walking by him. "AL!"
"I was going to say, did you forget me?" asked Al.
"I hadn't seen you since... well forever!" said DJ.
"I know!" said Al. "Have you seen Halloween II yet?"
"Yep!" said DJ and turned to the other barnyard members. "Al here played in the 2009 remake of Halloween II!"
DJ sat down at the barn's bar and got a strawberry-banana smoothie.
"What made you want to be in a scary movie?" asked Otis.
"Another music artist directed it and I've actually lived through a scary movie." said Al.
"When did this happen and why does it sound like something that DJ would've been there for?" asked Otis.
"Three things:" began DJ. "One: I've trusted and looked up to you. And now you're just going to suppose I am the one causing issues?"
"Strange things never happened before you arrived!" said Otis angrily.
"Two: I WAS there, asshole." said DJ. "And finally: I was little."
"Anybody know what Duck Wars is?" asked Al.
"I remember that!" said DJ.
Later.
DJ walked out from a room with rubber duck halves.
Breathing sounds were made.
DJ turned on the rubber ducks and blue and green blades came out.
Al jumped down from the ceiling. His mask was a parody of Darth Vader's.
"DJ, I am your mother's friend." said Al.
"No duh, mass!" said DJ. (Get it? "Duh mass"?)
Al turned the rubber ducks on and red blades came out.
They battled.
"I killed Obi-Wan!" said Al.
"That's a lie!" shouted DJ. "That was Darth Vader!"
"I took Vader's suit and killed Obi-Wan." said Al.
"True..." said DJ.
"You guys are making fools of yourselves." said Otis from the bar, drinking a blueberry smoothie.
"Shut up." said DJ.
Night.
DJ stood in front of Ben's (the original leader/Otis's dad) grave.
A shiny red orb (ball) was on DJ's hoof.
He threw it on the grave and it got very white and bright.
Ben appeared.
"I'm alive." said Ben.
"And you'll be that way for a long time!" said DJ with a smile.
The two walked back to the barn and walked through the doors.
"Who's that?" asked all newcomers since 2006. The rest stood with big eyes.
Otis turned around and dropped papers.
"Dad?" he asked in a sad voice as he had missed him.
He ran up and hugged Ben.
"Thank me, DJ." said DJ.
Bessy smiled.