Just to be difficult, let's see how many we can do without killing her off...
Meowmie wrote this one, all by herself! It follows the Darn drabble from last week making the title Puffy Pink Death a lie. The Jigglypuff here is the one from Magical Pokemon Journey rather than the one from the TV show the comic book one cooks all the time, badly, and causes lots of explosions (which would fit right in with Smallville.)
"Jiggly?" asked Jigglypuff, keeping Lana from sinking.
"You saved me!" Lana exclaimed, hugging the cute, floating, pink Pokemon.
Jigglypuff pulled Lana to shore, and they went to look around.
"Jig-jiggly!" Jigglypuff pointed at a sign in a bakery window.
"Help Wanted," Lana read. "Do you cook, Jiggly?"
Jigglypuff nodded emphatically and happily entered. Lana followed and went up to the cashier.
"Hello," she chirped, nodding cutely. "We want a job."
"Do you have any experience?" he asked.
"I ran a coffee shop once."
"That's good enough."
Lana and Jigglypuff cooked there happily for years, and eventually stopped blowing things up.