Lana and the Jigglypuff

by LastScorpion

The first drabble in this was from a wednesday100, probably the same one that produced Pokeville. The last bit was for a taxfic challenge. No one can make me stop believing that Lana Lang and a Jigglypuff are living happily ever after in Paris!

3. Chapter 3

IMO, Smallville season finales always make more sense when you cross them over with Pokemon.

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Nobody can stop me if I choose to believe that the real Lana Lang stayed in Paris, running a bakery with a Jigglypuff, and that this black-clad witch-inhabited, sleeping-with-aliens girl is an impostor.

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Lana began to clean up the bake-shop. Jigglypuff was already setting the dough to rise for tomorrow morning's bread.

"Ooh! A Daily Planet! I haven't seen a newspaper from Kansas for a long time!" Lana settled down to read.

"They're rioting in Metropolis! Omigosh! That girl looks just like me! The caption says 'Lex Luthor and Lana Lang Declare Earth Belongs to Them'!"

"Jiggly?" asked her little round business-partner, dusting the flour from its hands.

"An impostor! How duplicitous! Round up the gang, Jigglypuff! We're going to Kansas!"

(The next week's headlines read "Lana Lang and Pokemon Stop Alien Conquest.")