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Max, Remilia, Sakuya, Meiling and Aya all made their way to the greatest mountain in Gensokyo, Youkai Mountain. The cold winds tried in vain to push them back and the blackness in the sky seemed to seep across the sky faster than usual.

"Do you mind?" Sakuya asked of Max who was hanging off of her.

Max let out a long yawn. "I didn't get a chance to take a nap. Just do your job and serve as my transportation."

"I do not serve you!" Sakuya exclaimed. Suddenly, Meiling too latched herself onto her. "Um… What do you think you are doing, Meiling?"

"It looked like fun so…" Meiling said.

"Get off!" Sakuya yelled as she pushed both Max and Meiling off of her.

"Heads up. We're almost there." Aya said.

The group landed at the base of the mountain where a group of white wolf tengu was stationed. One of the tengu noticed the approaching group then signaled for their attention.

"Hey! Aya!" The wolf tengu called out. She wore a white, long sleeved shirt and a large black skirt. Her hair was short and white and she had the ears and tail of a wolf. She carried a scimitar-like sword and a white, round shield with a red maple leaf on it.

"Momiji! Thought you would be sticking closer to the village. What brings you out here?" Aya said cheerfully.

"I was tasked with searching for any stragglers that retreated after their recent attack." Momiji said.

"Eh? They attacked again?" Aya asked.

"Indeed they did, but this time we had reinforcements from around Gensokyo. Even with their unnatural magic and monsters, they didn't stand a chance." Momiji said triumphantly.

"Well looks like you girls wasted your time in coming here. My as well go home, but I think I'll chill around here and marvel at nature." Max said.

"Is that…?" Momiji said as she stood her ground.

"Yup! This would be Max." Aya declared. "This would be my friend." She whispered to Max.

"I should have known there would have been people with dog ears in this place. This place can't get any weirder." Max said.

"They're wolf ears!" Momiji protested. "And aren't you the one commanding those humans from the outside world?"

"No. He has no connection with the humans who attacked your village what so ever." Remilia said.

"Are you sure about that? This could be a trick." Momiji said as she looked over at Max with suspicion.

"Oh no! She's on to me!" Max exclaimed. He then grabbed a hold of Sakuya then pulled her close to him. "Any quick movements from any of you and the bitch gets it."

Meiling then grabbed a hold of one of Sakuya's arms and tried to pull her away from Max. "Stop touching my Sakuya!" She commanded.

"Will you both stop it?" Sakuya demanded as she shoved Max and Meiling away.

"Isn't he playful? You should find out how 'playful' he can be." Aya whispered to Momiji while nudging at her shoulder.

"Don't mess with me!" Momiji exclaimed while blushing a little.

"Anyways… May you lead us to your village?" Remilia asked of Momiji.

"Why? Sounds like they got everything under control here." Max said.

"There is something here. I can feel it." Remilia said as she gazed up at the mountain.

"I can, but he's going to have to see the Chief when we get there." Momiji said.

"That won't be a problem." Remilia said.

"Who said I'm going?" Max asked. "I'm just going to-" Remilia suddenly grabbed a hold of Max's hand as he tried to walk away.

"You're going." Remilia insisted.

Max sighed. "Whatever…"

"Alright. Stay close to me." Momiji said then lead them up the mountain.

Max looked around in surprise as he and the rest of the group entered the Tengu Village. The village was larger and more advanced looking than what he expected. The tengu of the village danced around and drank in celebration for their recent victory with only a few stopping to study him as he walked by.

"This looks nothing like that other village." Max said as he observed his surroundings.

"Of course not. Our village has been around much longer than the Human Village." Momiji said.

"Also thanks to the kappa." Aya added.

"Kappa?" Max said.

"They live at the base of the mountain. They have some fancy stuff there. Then again you are from the outside world and probably have seen more sophisticated stuff." Aya said.

"That is where the Chief resides." Momiji said while pointing at the tallest building in the entire village. "Mind your manners when before the Chief."

Two tengu opened the doors to the building for the group. The group entered a large hall and in the center sat the chief of the tengu, Lord Tenma. A tengu was tending to a wound she had on one of her shoulders. She shooed the tengu away then gestured the group to step forward.

"Ah, Momiji. Back from the hunt so soon?" Tenma asked.

"Yes, Lord Tenma. We found a number of the stragglers and disposed of them as commanded." Momiji said.

"Good. Good. I see you brought some visitors and…" Tenma said then took notice of the sole male of the group. "A captive?"

"Actually, Lord Tenma, this boy here would be- Kya!" Momiji tried to say before having her tail pulled. She turned around and glared angrily at the group behind her, whom all were pointing at Max.

"Oh come on. It was just asking to be pulled wagging like that." Max said.

Tenma laughed. "Is this the young man from the outside world that has the Youkai of Boundaries all scared?"

"I guess." Max said.

"Step closer so I can have a better look at you." Tenma said.

Momiji pushed Max closer. "Hey, hey! I can walk myself." He said.

Tenma looked Max over for a moment before speaking. "Heh. So this is the greatest threat Gensokyo has had in a long time? It isn't every day that the Youkai of Boundaries gets worked up over something like this and I do sense something dark within you so I cannot overlook the potential danger that you pose, but…" She said then stood up and walked up to Max. "I think that if I were to do something rash, there wouldn't be much left of my village afterwards now would there?" She asked with a dark smile.

"Smart woman." Max said, giving a dark smile in return.

"Now tell me… Are you here to cause trouble in my village, boy?" Tenma asked.

"Nah. Well… That depends on what you mean by 'trouble'." Max said before reaching behind him and grabbing Momiji's stomach, causing her to blush and smack his hand away.

"Ha ha! You're a spunky kid now aren't you?" Tenma said while roughly patting Max's shoulders. "Well if you aren't with those foolish humans from before and won't cause me trouble, you can stick around my village, but I will be keeping my eye on you, you hear?"

"Gotcha." Max confirmed.

"I am surprised you tengu were able to fight those humans and their summoned monsters without sustaining much damage to the village." Remilia said.

"Well this isn't the first time we were confronted with an enemy with outside weaponry and we did have the help of our goddess and some others from outside the village. It was their alien magic and their…" Tenma said then shivered a little. "Alien monsters that caused us problems. Let's just say they caused the village more mental damage then physical."

"Goddess? Seriously?" Max said.

"Yes. Lady Kanako, who you should introduce yourself to by the way." Tenma said. "I had insisted that she stay to celebrate our victory before returning to reclaim her shrine so she should still be around."

"Wait a damn minute. You mean she's an actual person?" Max asked while looking a little dumbfounded.

"Well of course. Why wouldn't she be?" Tenma said.

"I think we should be on our way. Thank you for seeing us." Remilia said politely.

"Of course." Tenma said. "Momiji."

"Yes, Lord Tenma?" Momiji said.

"I want you to be this young man's escort. Make sure he see's Lady Kanako and keep an eye on him." Tenma commanded.

"No need. I already got a mother to hound me." Max said as he glared at Remilia, who glared back.

"Sorry, young man, but I did say I will be keeping my eye on you while you are here in my village." Tenma said.

"Just deal with it." Momiji said to Max.

"Okay, ma!" Max exclaimed happily.

"Do not call me that…" Momiji said.

"Let us go find that goddess then." Remilia said, earning a nod from Momiji.

"Stay out of trouble and enjoy yourselves during your stay." Tenma said before the group left.

The group led by Momiji walked down one of the busy streets of the village where tengu were running around with sake and some tumbling to the ground in their drunken state.

"Now how do we find Miss Kanako?" Sakuya asked.

"Go to where there is the most booze." Aya said.

"Well let's find this so called goddess quick so I can leave." Max said.

"You are not leaving until we find whoever was commanding those humans." Remilia said.

"Do it yourself then. You don't need me to solve every problem involving things from beyond. These tengu or whatever seemed to have handled it pretty well. I mean look at them now." Max said as he pointed at the many drunk tengu wondering around.

"The sake is mostly to help them forget what they saw…" Momiji said.

"To help them cope with the experience or not, you all shouldn't be so quick in celebrating your victory when more of those horrors may still lurk out there." Remilia said.

"Perhaps, but what can you do?" Aya said.

Max sighed. "I need to lose these girls so I can look for the freaky voice person. No need to get them involved in this." He thought.

"There he is!" A girl shouted.

"Huh?" Max said.

A girl wearing a hat with a peach in it ran up to Max. "I've finally found you! You've got a lot of guts to show yourself here after the harm you caused these people." Tenshi said.

"Who the fuck are you?" Max asked.

"What? You ran away from me like a coward down in the Underground, remember?" Tenshi said as she became flustered.

"Nope. Don't remember running from anyone, but I do remember effortlessly beating some dumbass girl who ended up pissing herself after seeing a horror for the first time." Max said.

"I didn't piss myself! And that thing simply caught me off guard that's all!" Tenshi shouted then pulled out a spell card. "Now we will finish what we started!"

"Tenshi." Iku said as she walked out of one of the nearby taverns, startling Tenshi.

"Eh?" Tenshi said as she slowly turned around.

"What did I say about starting fights while in this village?" Iku said with an angry look.

"But it's the enemy!" Tenshi protested.

Electricity danced around Iku, causing Tenshi to flinch. "Perhaps he is, but we are all guests here, so do not provoke any fights."

"Fine!" Tenshi exclaimed. She then walked over to a nearby tengu, snatched his cup of sake, gulped it down then letting out a sigh, then pointed at Max. "I'll remember this!" She said then stormed off into one of the many taverns.

Iku sighed. "Sorry about that. The child can be a real hand full sometimes." Iku said to Max.

"No problem." Max said. Iku bowed then went to chase after Tenshi.

"So you managed to woo some girls from Heaven, eh?" Aya said as she nudged at Max's elbow.

"What part of that makes you think I 'wooed' them- Umph!" Max tried to ask, but suddenly found himself being hugged by someone small. He looked down at the small person, taking notice of the two horns coming out of her head. She had long, brown hair and wore a torn, pink blouse and a long, purple and pink skirt. She also wore chains on her wrists.

The girl looked up at Max, revealing her brown eyes and flushed face. "Hi!" The girl said.

"My god, you smell like you just swam in alcohol." Max said as he tried to push the girl off of him.

"She probably did…" Remilia said.

"Ah! Well isn't it the Tiny Pandemonium? What brings an oni like you here, Suika?" Aya asked.

"An oni?" Max said.

Suika hiccupped. "That's right, I'm a cute oni." She said before putting the gourd she was carrying to her lips then taking a big gulp. "That black stuff makes everything up there all dark and stuff." She said while pointing to the sky.

"Must be chaos up there." Sakuya said.

"Yup!" Suika said happily then took another drink from her gourd. "So you're little Maxi, huh? Yuugi told me all about you." She said as she squeezed tightly around Max's waist and her legs weakened.

"Strong little bastard…" Max thought as he struggled to undo Suika's grip. "Wait. Did you say Yuugi?"

"She sure did!" Yuugi said as she appeared, hugging Max from behind and lifting him and Suika up.

"Guh! You're… crushing me…!" Max said as the air in his lungs was squeezed out of him.

"See , Max? You made a bunch of friends without even realizing it." Remilia said as she tried to resist a chuckle.

"Fantastic…" Max said unenthusiastically.

"I'm so sorry about before, Max! But you should have been here… I thrashed many of those freaks for making me look weak before!" Yuugi exclaimed.

"I'm so happy for you… but can you let me go now?" Max asked.

"Nope! You need to join us in this time of celebration!" Yuugi said.

"Um… Maybe some other time." Max said.

"Suika? Gourd." Yuugi said.

"Roger!" Suika exclaimed as she handed Yuugi her gourd.

"Wait! No!" Max shouted before having the mouth of the gourd shoved into his mouth.

"I already know that you need a little persuading to get you to start drink'n." Yuugi said.

"You call that persuading…?" Sakuya asked.

Yuugi removed the gourd from Max's mouth after a large amount of sake spilled all over him. He coughed hard as he tried to catch his breath. "You… trying to kill me or something…?" Max shouted.

"Enough of that. This isn't the time to be drinking." Remilia said.

Suika took the gourd from Yuugi, took a gulp then spat the sake at Remilia, hitting her in the face. She and Yuugi burst out laughing while everyone else's jaw dropped.

"Wow… That's dickish even for me." Max said.

Sakuya pulled out some knives, only to be stopped by Remilia who then calmly wiped her face off. Remilia calmly walked up to Suika then snatched her gourd away from her.

"Hey! Who said you could have some, tiny vampire?" Suika yelled.

"Sakuya…" Remilia said.

"Yes, mistress?" Sakuya said.

"Hide it where she won't be able to find it." Remilia ordered.

"Yes, mistress." Sakuya said as she took the gourd. She quickly vanished then just as quickly reappeared, but without the gourd in hand.

"Hey! What did you do with my sake?" Suika shouted angrily.

"I wonder." Sakuya said with a smile.

"Worry about that later, little oni. This just means we get to drink all the sake here." Yuugi said.

"But… my gourd…" Suika whimpered.

"Onward!" Yuugi shouted then ran into one of the taverns with Max in hand and Suika still dangling off of him.

"Hey! Leave him here!" Remilia yelled as she and the rest of the group chased after them.

With the rest of the group right behind her, Yuugi ran through the doors of the tavern, knocking some tengu to the floor who tried to leave, then held Max up into the air. "Behold! I have brought thee!" Yuugi declared. The entire tavern full of people turned to see the raised Max in drunken astonishment.

"This ain't The Lion King…" Max said.

"Max you crazy son of a bitch you, ze!" Marisa said as she stood on one of the tables with a bottle of sake in one hand. She took a drink of the sake before continuing to speak. "We had been waiting for you forever and ever! Where the hell were you?"

Max broke out of Yuugi's hold then kicked Suika off of him. "Well you know… Here, there…" He said.

"I see, I see, ze!" Marisa said before drinking more from her bottle then letting out a big sigh. "I was just telling this bitch here know how quick you could beat her divine ass."

"Who?" Max said while raising an eyebrow.

"My, my, my." A woman said as she rose from her seat. She had puffy blue hair and dark red eyes and wore an elaborate red shirt with long white sleeves with a round mirror over the center of her chest and a long black skirt with a red flower print hem. "I was sure that Aya had exaggerated the attractiveness of this young man, but it would seem that I was wrong." She said as she walked up to Max.

"And you are?" Max asked.

"I am Kanako Yasaka, Goddess of Gensokyo." Kanako said.

"Not of Gensokyo." A short girl said as she got up from her seat. She had medium length blond hair and grey eyes and wore a short purplish-blue dress with a frog print design, large white sleeves and a white collar. She also wore white knee socks, black shoes and a light brown wide-brimmed hat with two frog eyes on the top.

"Hush now, Suwako." Kanako said then turned back to Max. "As this lands Goddess, I will listen to anything you need to say. Put your faith in me and I will lift any pains you have off of you." She said as she embraced Max.

"Uh, yeah… Sure…" Max said as he tried to push his face away from Kanako's breasts.

"Sorry to rain on your party, Kanako, but he's a bit too young for you." Suwako said.

"I said hush." Kanako said.

Max pushed out of Kanako's embrace then walked up to Suwako. "Hmm?" Suwako said as Max stared down at her.

Max stared down into the eyes on Suwako's hat with curiosity. "Such a weird ass hat…" He thought as the eyes stared back at him. The hat suddenly winked at him, causing him to jump back a little. "The fuck…" He said under his breath.

"Oh! I got an idea!" Kanako exclaimed as she wrapped her arms around Max. "Suwako, go get Sanae and tell her we have a cute boy from the outside world. That'll cheer her up."

"Yeah, yeah." Suwako said as she left the tavern.

"Why?" What's wrong with the wind priestess?" Aya asked.

"The battle against those terrible creatures was too much for the poor dear. She just couldn't handle the encounters like I could." Kanako said

"I remember you screaming right alongside your priestess, ze." Marisa said.

"I just didn't want her to think she was the only one scared." Kanako said.

"She wasn't…" Marisa said.

"Is that him? It must be him!" A girl with black feathered wings said as she entered the tavern then rushed for Max, tackling him to the ground.

"Ah! Okuu wait!" Orin said as she entered the tavern.

"Ouch…" Max said as he laid on the floor with Utsuho knelt over him. "Oh… It's you… and you reek of alcohol."

Utsuho's face was flushed as she gazed into Max's eyes. "I was told that I did mean things to you when I was sleeping. I came up from The Underground to apologize." She said as she caressed Max's cheek. "Please tell me how I can apologize." She said as she pressed her body up against Max's.

"I totally wouldn't mind this situation if there wasn't five hundred people watching us." Max said nervously.

"Okuu! What do you think you're doing?" Orin exclaimed.

"No less then what you tried to do!" Yuugi shouted from the other side of the bar.

"Eh? I did no such thing!" Orin cried out.

"Get off of him!" Remilia shouted as she kicked Utsuho off of Max.

"Ow! Why are you so mean?" Utsuho cried out as she rolled around on the floor.

"She's completely trashed…" Aya said.

"Um… Lady Remilia? Can we… um…" Meiling said as she fidgeted, looking around at everyone drinking and having fun.

Remilia sighed. "Only a little. After this we need to get going." She said.

"Yay!" Meiling shouted happily then ran over to the bar.

"I will keep an eye on her…" Sakuya said as she followed Meiling.

"I'll go get us some bottles. You want some Momiji?" Aya asked.

"No. I am still on duty." Momiji said.

"Max! Get your ass over here!" Yuugi yelled from the other side of the tavern.

"How about you and me have a few drinks together, miss vampire?" Kanako said to Remilia. "I don't think I have had the chance to have a nice chat with you over some sake."

"Well…" Remilia said as she pondered to herself. "Well why not. A bottle won't hurt."

"Great!" Kanako said excitedly. She then noticed Suwako's return with another girl with long, green hair who wore a blue and white shrine maiden outfit. "Oh! Sanae! Come here my dear!" She called out.

"Miss Kanako. What was it that you needed?" Sanae asked with a lifeless voice.

"I wanted you to meet someone." Kanako said then grabbed Max. "This here is Max. He's from the outside world."

Sanae's face quickly filled with life after hearing Kanako's words then ran up to Max. "Ah! You're from the outside too? So am I!" She said excitedly. "You don't look like you're from Asia. Europe perhaps? Or maybe America?"

"I'm originally from Chechnya then ended up living in the States." Max said.

"Ah, Russia! Say something in Russian for me." Sanae pleaded.

"No." Max said bluntly.

"Aww…" Sanae said in disappointment.

"Let's sit down with some drinks before continuing shall we?" Kanako said.

"I'll go get the drinks!" Sanae said excitedly.

"Yes, let's." Remilia said.

"I had enough to drink just a few moments ago." Max said.

"You wanted to relax so now is your chance." Remilia said.

"Yeah in a bed. Not in a bar." Max said.

"I'll go to bed with you!" Utsuho exclaimed as she hugged Max from behind. "I can keep you warm with the power Lady Kanako gave me." She said as she rubbed Max's chest.

"Sorry!" Orin said as she pulled the drunken Utsuho away.

"This is no time to be sleep'n!" Yuugi shouted while swinging a bottle of sake around. "Let me tell you all about the first time I drank with Max."

"Oh jeezus…" Max said.

"Down in The Underground, when me and Orin finally got him drink'n, Orin tried to-"

"Yuugi! What are you telling them?" Orin shouted, interrupting Yuugi.

"Just telling them about the fun time we had drinking with Max here." Yuugi said. She then noticed Max was gone. "Eh? Where'd he go?" The group looked around the tavern, but not spotting Max. "Ah! He got away! Reporter tengu!"

"Eh?" Aya said as she returned with a handful of bottles.

"I heard you were the fastest around. Go find him and drag him back here." Yuugi commanded.

"She isn't the fastest here, ze!" Marisa yelled while nearly tripping over a seat.

Aya sat the bottles down on the table then gave Marisa the middle finger. "You wanna bet?" She said.

"You bitch!" Marisa yelled as she grabbed her broom. Aya and Marisa both took off out of the tavern with great speed.

"Oh my. Guess we'll have to start without them." Kanako said. Remilia sighed then took a sip from one of the bottles.

After running down a few streets of the village, Max stood panting as he tried to catch his breath.

"Finally…" Max said.

"Hey!" Momiji cried out as she caught up to Max.

"Damn it…" Max mumbled. "The hell do you want? A dog treat or something?" He said.

"Very funny. I have orders to watch you. So don't go running off without telling me." Momiji said.

"I'll let you know the next time I need to piss so you can be there to hold my hand." Max said, earning an angry huff from Momiji. He then sighed. "Well anyways… Any where I can go to relax alone?"

"We do have rooms for guests that you can stay in." Momiji said.

"That'll do." Max said.

Momiji and Max made their way down the lively streets of the village. More and more tengu could be seen passed out alongside buildings as they continued to drink themselves to sleep. Momiji lead Max into a large building that resembled an inn that was a bit further from all the partying.

"You can rest here." Momiji said as she stopped in front of the door to one of the rooms. "I will remain out here while you rest."

"Good dog." Max said as he patted Momiji's head who huffed angrily at him in return. He closed the door behind him as he entered the room then jumped into the bed. He yawned loudly then closed his eyes. "Well I ditched most of them. I'll just lose this one and be on my way. They said something about a shrine on top of the mountain. Guess I'll check that place out for the freaky voice person. But first..." He thought then let out another yawn. I'ma take a quick snooze." After only a few minutes, he was asleep, but was quickly awakened by the sound of the door opening. "The fuck…" Max said angrily as he sat up.

"Ah, there you are, Max." Remilia said as she entered the room.

"I was hoping it would have taken you a bit longer to find me." Max said.

"I think I know enough about you to tell that sleep wasn't the only thing that was on your mind."

"You don't know-"

"Jack shit. But I think I do." Remilia said, interrupting Max. She walked over to the side of the bed then sat down. "Who is it that you are looking for? And is he on this mountain?" She asked.

"I ain't looking for anyone."

"Just answer the question."

Max sighed. "It's not who you think it is." He said.

"I hope not. This would be the worst time for him to show up."

"I told you before, if he was here, you'd know it."

"I see… If it isn't him, then what is this dark presence I am feeling?"

"How should I know?"

"Hmm… Perhaps it is just the left over magic those humans used against the village I am feeling…" Remilia said then thought to herself. Max laid back down, but quickly sat back up once she spoke again. "About the yellow one… Do you think we could beat him as we are now?" She asked.

"Look, Remilia, about that guy… He-"

"Don't tell me." Remilia said, interrupting Max. "I don't need to know anything more than that he needs to be defeated. I don't care about anything else. Him being just a man… or a god… matters not to me. Just tell me if you think he can be beaten."

"I don't know. I just don't know anymore."

"I see…" Remilia said. "Could we get to wherever his is? We could fight him before he even steps foot in Gensokyo."

"We could, but getting there wouldn't be easy. You already know how awesome I am at creating portals to places."

"If only we could convince Yukari that you are not the threat then she could help you with that." Remilia said then sighed. "Oh well… Can't worry about that right now."

"Can you leave now so I can sleep?" Max asked.

"Yes, but before I do," Remilia suddenly got on all fours then slowly made her way towards Max. "Maybe you could spare some of your blood? As you well know, I am a vampire."

"What? Hell no. You got a maid. Bite her."

"Yes, but it isn't healthy for me to drink from the same person over and over again."

"She lies…" Max thought.

"And your blood was so tasty the last time I drank it. I want more of it." Remilia said as she crawled over Max's legs.

"Yeah and last time you saw a bunch of shit you shouldn't have seen." Max said as he leaned back nervously away from Remilia.

"If you just relax this time, I won't see anything else."

"Will you leave so I can finally get some rest if I let you?" Max said. Remilia smiled then nodded. "Jeezus Christ…" Max mumbled. "Alright fine, but only a little. I swear to god if I start to feel light headed I'm breaking your teeth." He said.

"Thank you!" Remilia said happily. "Now, off with the shirt."

"What?"

"You heard me. Off with the shirt."

"Don't you vampires just bite the person's neck or did I assume too much?"

"Of course. It's just that I tend to spill blood when I drink from someone so I don't want to get that shirt all messy if it can be helped."

"Speaking of these clothe. Who did these belong to?" Max asked, making Remilia blush.

"W-What does that matter?" Remilia asked.

"From what I saw, there wasn't a single guy at your mansion. So who did these belong to before?"

"That doesn't matter, now off with the shirt."

"I wanna know."

"Off with the shirt!" Remilia shouted as she reached out for Max's shirt.

Momiji, who was still standing guard outside the door, gulped as she pressed her ear up against the door, listening to whatever was going on on the other side of the door.

"Alright, alright!" Max said. He then unbuttoned the shirt then pulled it off. Remilia's cheeks reddened as she stared at Max's toned body. "Just hurry up." He said then turned his red face away from Remilia's.

Remilia nodded then crawled up to Max. He started to shake nervously as she slowly sat down on his lap. She wrapped her arms around his back, embracing him. "Just relax." She cooed in Max's ear, making his heart beat faster than it already was.

Max tried in vain to think about something other than the girl who was caressing his back and breathing down his neck. His heart betrayed him as it beat louder and louder to the point where Remilia could hear it. She grinned to the sound of his beating heart then slightly licked his neck, sending a shiver up his spine.

"Is this really necessary…?" Max thought.

Though wanting to continue to tease Max, Remilia's thirst for his blood got the best of her. She opened her mouth with her fangs protruding outwards then slowly bit down into Max's neck. He winced in pain as she slowly buried her fangs into him. Remilia took her time in drinking his blood, wanting to savor the taste as long as she could. After what felt like an eternity to Max, Remilia slowly pulled her teeth out of his neck. Blood spilled down from the bite marks then down his chest. Once the trail of blood reached his abs, she placed her tongue on them then slowly dragged her tongue up his body along the trail of blood. Max's face would have reddened more if it could have. Remilia kissed his neck to clean up what blood was left. She then licked his cheek.

"Hey, hey!" Max exclaimed nervously. "You didn't get any blood on my face.

"Oh? Your face is so red it looked like you had blood on it. My mistake." Remilia said with a mischievous smile.

"Alrighty then… If you are done… could you kindly let me sleep…?" Max said still red faced. He went to put his shirt back on, but was stopped by Remilia.

"Leave that off." Remilia said softly. Max's heart began to race as she slowly pushed him down to the bed.

"W-Wait a minute." Max said nervously.

"Hmm?" Remilia said as she sat up on top of Max then started to slowly pull her dress off of her shoulders.

"What are you doing?"

"What does it look like I am doing?"

"Wait a minute. This is a bit sudden. I mean it wasn't too long ago that I tried to kill you, remember?"

"I remember, but sometimes my needs cannot wait to be satisfied."

"Wait, hold on. Is this right? I mean a human and a vampire?" Max quickly said.

"Well of course. Why wouldn't it be?" Remilia said as she casually pushed her dress down to her waist, exposing her small breasts.

"This is happening way too fast." Max said nervously as he tried not to look at the half naked girl. "We should think about this first."

Remilia looked down at Max curiously. She then leaned close to Max's face, smiling seductively. "Hey. Tell me…" She whispered. "Is this your first time with a girl?"

"Whether it is or isn't doesn't matter." Max said, averting his eye's from Remilia's alluring gaze. Remilia sat back up then laughed. "What? What's so funny?" Max said while trying to not look embarrassed.

"I'm sorry. It is just a surprise. Do you not know how to use those looks of yours? Or maybe that personality of yours offsets your attractiveness?" Remilia asked.

"You're a bitch you know that?" Max said.

"Am I?" Remilia asked.

"Yeah. You are." Max said as the nervousness in his voice disappeared. He sat up in the bed, bringing his face close to Remilia's. "I don't think I have ever crossed such a bossy bitch like you before."

"Oh? But what about that Kay girl?"

"Who?" Max said as he stared into Remilia's eyes.

"That is very mean, Max." Remilia said as she leaned forward, pressing her lips up against Max's. They embraced each other as their desires took over them, their heated bodies further heating the body of the other in a vicious, lustful cycle.

On the other side of the door of the bedroom, Momiji panted as her tail wagged quickly back and forth as she listened to the sounds of kissing and moans on the other side of the door.

Remilia breathed heavily as a little saliva dripped from her lips as Max parted from them. He then placed his lips on one of her breasts, kissing it while caressing the other, causing a small cry to leave her mouth.

"Ah! When did you become so bold?" Remilia asked as she hugged Max harder.

"Shut up." Max said.

"You were shivering like a little boy just a second ago." Remilia said.

"I said shut up." Max said. He then lifted Remilia up, laying her down on the bed.

"Oh? So you want to take charge? Do you even know what you are doing?" Remilia asked.

"Not a damn clue." Max said.

"Only one rule. On the outside. Not the inside." Remilia said as she poked Max's nose.

"Will do." Max said. He leaned forward and kissed Remilia.

They kissed more slowly in a more compassionate way than before. Max parted from her lips then lifted her lower body up to him, reaching up under her dress to reach for her panties. Just as he was doing this, he looked up away from Remilia, spotting a blond haired woman who somehow appeared, causing his jaw to drop. She wore a dark purple dress and a pink mob cap with a red ribbon on it. She casually leaned out of some sort of gap that floated in the air. The woman placed her index finger to her lips then gestured him to continue what he was doing.

"Hmm? What is it?" Remilia asked after taking notice of Max's shocked expression. She then tiled her head back. The redness in her face disappeared when she saw the woman. "Yukari…" She murmured.

Max jumped backwards away from Remilia. "She's older than me I swear to god!" He shouted as he quickly put his shirt back on. Remilia sat up in the bed then pulled her dress back up onto her shoulders.

"Oh, you two didn't need to stop. I can wait." Yukari said with a smile.

"I knew you would show up sooner rather than later and of course it is at the wrong time as always." Remilia said as she regained her composure.

"I am sorry for interrupting your little moment. Should I come back another time?" Yukari asked.

"Yes!" Max exclaimed.

"You are already here, so why leave?" Remilia asked.

"Aww…" Max pouted.

"I will assume you are here for Max. I am surprised it took you this long to find him. Is Reimu with you as well?" Remilia said.

"I had to deal with some troubling pests thanks to a certain young man." Yukari said as she looked over to Max. "And about my little shrine maiden, I had her go ahead and deal with whoever let those humans from the outside world in while I took care of the big fish."

"Oh yeah sure. Blame me." Max said.

"Who else could I blame? You are the lighthouse on the seashore to those things. The Hakurei Border merely dims the light you emit." Yukari said.

"He doesn't attract them purposely, Yukari." Remilia said.

"That does not matter. Anyone who carries the sign of that evil god cannot be allowed to live, rather or not they do so willingly." Yukari said.

"We need to worry about the man in yellow. He is the bigger threat and we need Max to help destroy him." Remilia said.

"If we get rid of this young man then we won't have to worry about him or any other thing from beyond." Yukari said.

"He is coming here rather or not Max is alive!" Remilia said with a raised and angered voice.

"You really are a blinded fool, Remilia Scarlet." Yukari said. "You put a lot of faith in this boy just because he has a little resemblance to your-"

"Do not speak of him, gap youkai." Remilia sneered, interrupting Yukari.

"Oh, my. Did I touch a nerve?" Yukari said with a small smirk. "Young man, Max was it? If you wish not to get this village involved, I ask that you come with me to a more secluded place." She said as she stepped out of her gap, gesturing Max to enter it.

"Go fuck yourself. No way am I going to enter someone else's portal." Max said.

"I am afraid you have no choice." Yukari said.

Suddenly, a gap opened right behind Max and from it, Ran jumped out and latched onto him. "The fuck?" Max exclaimed as he was pulled into the gap.

"Max!" Remilia shouted as the gap closed. She then turned to face Yukari, glaring at her with hatred. "Damn you, Yukari!" She shouted as she formed a red spear and went to slash Yukari, but missed when Yukari fell backwards into one of her gaps. "Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!" She said furiously.

Momiji suddenly burst through the door. "What is going on in here?" She said. She watched with confusion as Remilia furiously punched the ground in anger repeatedly.

"What the hell was that…?" Max mumbled as he rose to his feet. "Where the fuck am I?" He said as he looked around him. Eyes floated aimlessly about in a swirling void, their stares fixated on him. He looked down at the invisible floor he stood on to see more eyes staring at him. He then looked up to see Yukari sitting on one of her gaps and Ran floating next to her.

"Welcome, Max." Yukari said, her voice echoing throughout the strange dimension. "Welcome, to my world."