A/N: Decided to give it another chance, so here it is and remember to review!
"Please, please, PLEASE stop chasing me Chuck Norris! I'll give you anything, my son, take my son!" Vegeta, running from Chuck Norris, screamed.
"Father!" Both Kid Trunks and Future Trunks said at the same time.
"Wait, something's coming to me…" Goku started. Then, suddenly, a loud noise and an explosion right behind Goku went off. "Nah, it's just gas."
"Stupid Kaio Ken," Goku shouted, in his activated Kaio Ken move. "You're useless! You don't help at all, even in the 20x form! Nothing worked; you didn't even help against Freiza! Just leave and never come back… ever."
"Sorry to break it to you, but you can't get rid of it once you know it," King Kai stated.
"OH GOD DAMMIT, GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE!" Piccolo screamed at Gohan.
"But Mr. Piccolo it's only Icarus and me dancing."
"Wait stop, don't kill me! I'll, I'll, I'll give you 20 bucks," Frieza shouted at Goku, being cut in half and all.
"Wait, 20 bucks? Make it 50 and we have a deal."
Frieza and Goku shook hands, signaling their friendship, besides the minor facts of most of his friends being dead and all.