A/N: aaaand BAM! Another chapter! You're welcome. REVIEW! BTW, I'm not so sure about the, you know, "sofa" thing. I don't even think the Moscovitzes have a sofa… I DON'T KNOW. I'm freaking out. Tell me what you think!

Sunday, October 26

I was lounging on the sofa, scanning through all the channels, looking for a show worth my time, when something caught my attention:

A certain TwentyFour/Seven commercial featuring the one and only – you guessed it! – Mia Thermopolis.

Lilly freaked out, of course, and stole the remote from me. She turned the volume up and stared at the TV; Here eyes were wide open and her mouth slowly formed an "O". She took the phone and started dialing someone.

I was all, "Wait. What are you doing?" even though I already knew what she was doing.

She didn't answer me. Finally, someone answered at the second ring and Lilly was practically shouting onto the phone. I thought my ear drums were going to explode. I went to my room and shut the door. Unfortunately, Lilly's voice at the moment was too loud to be muffled by the walls and door of my bedroom. Anyway, she said something like this:

"What's this I hear about you being interviewed on TwentyFour/Seven this week?"

She was talking to Mia. That was obvious enough. Mia was probably all, "How'd you know?" because Lilly said,

"Because there are commercials announcing it every five minutes, dorkus."

Short pause (for about 2 seconds);

Did Mia say something within those two seconds? No idea.

"So why didn't you tell me you are going to be on TV?"

I don't understand the reason why Lilly's fussing about this. I mean, it's just an interview. What's so wrong about that? Does Mia need to ask permission from Lilly before making a special appearance on TV – or more specifically, TwentyFour/Seven?

"NO BIG DEAL? You were interviewed by Beverly Bellerieve and it was NO BIG DEAL? Don't you realize that BEVERLY BELLERIEVE IS ONE OF AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR AND HARD-HITTING JOURNALISTS, and that she is my all-time ROLE MODEL and HERO?" she screamed in such a loud voice that nearly made me jump in shock.

Wow. She never told me that Beverly is actually her "all-time role model and hero". I guess it's because we're practically mortal enemies, and we don't talk to each other unless it's necessarily important like – "Hey, Lilly, it's your turn to wash the dishes," and "Lilly, WILL YOU SHUT UP? I CAN HEAR YOU FROM HERE." And "There's such a thing called PRIVACY, Lilly. Also, can you READ those signs I have on my door? Or do you have a cataract?"

"The only reason I'm not mad at you is that tomorrow you are going to tell me every single little detail about it." She said onto the phone.

What? And more importantly, WHY? It's not like Mia did anything wrong, for God's freaking sake!

Anyway, I wasn't able to hear the rest, no matter how much I tried to.

I started formulating plans…

Here's the best I could come up with: maybe I should grab something from the Fridge to – you know – hear more from their conversation…

Wait. I think she's done talking. I can't hear any more noise.

I'll take a peek.

Yep, Lilly's gone. She's probably in her room right now, turning into an evil witch.. or a scary vampire...

Though I'm not sure it's the time of day to turn into either one of those...