Why do I update so fast? The world may never know. The person at the door today is courtesy of Zelda12343. With that said, let's see what happens this time!

Disclaimer: Don't own any of the characters used in this fic.

It was a regular day at Smash Mansion once again. There were several clouds in the sky, only one or two brawls, and no one had anything to do. Then the doorbell rang.

DONG DING!

Link, who apparently still hasn't learned his lesson, opened the door. "I hate door-to-door sales-"

"POSER!" The elflike person in the doorway shot Link with three arrows before Link had any time to react. The elf, Legolas, was right in a way. Both he and Link had blond hair, wore green tunics, and were good archers. And, of course, I'm pretty sure Legolas was around first.

"I'm not the poser here, you are! And I live here!" Link shouted, pulling arrows out of his arms. Legolas was still unimpressed.

"Oh yeah? How old are you, then?"

"Nineteen." Link was confident the stranger in the doorway was no more than fifteen. He was proven wrong.

"Ha! I'm immortal. I'm almost three hundred forty-nine!" Link fainted. Again.

"Hello, Legolas."

"Hi, Master Hand."

"I see you met Link."

"Yes. He's very…strange."

"Wait till you see everyone else around here."

"Oh, are they posers, too?"

"No. Oh, um, here come some now! See you later, Legolas!" Master Hand teleported.

"He seemed nervous…"

"DOCTOR OCTOGONOPUS BWAAAA!" Toon Link was laughing maliciously as he and Octogonopus continued their game of 'Vader vs. Team Octogonopus'.

"Another…poser." Legolas said to no one in particular.

Legolas the elf ended up lying in the burnt hall for fifteen minutes before Pit walked by. The angel helped the elf up and asked, "Did Octogonopus get you?"

"Does that happen a lot?"

"Oh yeah, all the time. You get used to it. I guess you came today."

"How'd you know?"

"Dr. Mario is, ah, telling Link in a very unkind way that he should be more careful."

"Does everyone here have wings?"

"No, just me, Octogonopus, Meta Knight, and Charizard."

"GET OUT OF MY WAY, COMMON PESANT!" Darth Vader commanded. Pit got out of the way in time, but Legolas wasn't so lucky. "MORTAL FOOL! WHEN I SAY GET OUT OF MY WAY, YOU GET OUT OF MY FREAKING WAY. UNDERSTAND?" Vader stopped choking Legolas. "Oh, by the way, have you seen Toon Link, Pit?"

"I think he went that way."

"Thanks. May the force be with you." Vader left.

"What was that about?" Legolas choked out.

"Oh, that's Darth Vader. He does that all the time. He's from Star Wars, I think."

"The stars had a war?"

"Something like that, I guess."

"You live in a strange house…"

* * * * * * * * * * * * Chapter three is officially up! I will take requests for Brawl characters you want to see, or other characters you want to come and live with the Brawlers. R&R, no flames!