To control requests, I have made a list of every character requested and ones I think would be funny. All I'm doing is taking from the top of the list, so this one was my idea. Just so you don't get mad for me not filling your reviews right away. Thanks to all of my reviewers!

Disclaimer: Don't own any of the characters used in this fic.

It was still a regular day at Smash Mansion. There were several clouds in the sky, only one or two brawls, and for once, people had things to do. Like run from Toon Link and Doctor Octogonopus. The doorbell rang.

DONG DING!

Link answered the door. Again. "What?" He asked, irritated.

"Like, you should be, like, nicer to me!" Link was sprayed with perfume in his eyes.

"IT BURNS!" By this time, Samus, Pit, Ike, Legolas, and Marth had come to see the new guests.

"OMG, it's Barbie!" Marth fan girl-squealed. He seized the giant plastic girl's hand and dragged her away, saying, "We can do our hair and our nails and…"

The other six people standing at the door watched Marth and Barbie run around the corner. The man Barbie had been with spoke. "Like, what the heck is wrong with your doorbell?"

"I have no idea." Pit told Ken as Ike and Legolas shrugged.

Samus looked at Ken, and then called, "Hey, Octogonopus! I found you someone you can legally blow up!" Octogonopus was there in seconds, with Toon Link riding on his back. Samus pointed at Ken.

"Um…what's going on?"

"Samus, that's pretty cruel…"

"DOCTOR OCTOGONOPUS BWAAAAA!" Ken was blown into oblivion. Octogonopus grinned at Samus.

"I let you blow him up. I'm safe." Octogonopus looked sad for a minute, until Toon Link whispered in his ear. The little redhead grinned.

"DOCTOR OCTOGONOPUS BWAAAA!" Pit, Ike, and Legolas were blasted into the walls. The three groaned.

"He's an angry little man, isn't he?" Samus asked as Squirtle came out and washed out Link's eyes while Dr. Mario dragged him away.

Barbie was making herself right at home in Smash Mansion. She was helping herself to a room, food, and now Peach's cosmetics. Needless to say, Peach was not to thrilled.

"That is mine!"

"But aren't you, like, going to be nice and, like, give me some?"

"No! Now get out of my room!" Barbie slapped Peach. Peach gasped and slapped Barbie back.

"Catfight!" Red called. The rest of the Brawlers encircled the two girls as they continued their heated slapping.

"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" Everyone chanted. Peach and Barbie had moved on to bigger things.

Peach slapped Barbie with her parasol. Barbie slapped Peach with Marth's sword. Peach slapped Barbie with Nana. Barbie slapped Peach with R.O.B.. Peach finally won the fight by slapping Barbie with Samus in her Power Suit, knocking Barbie unconscious. The princess smirked at the plastic girl before handing her to Darth Vader. Vader chuckled slightly as Peach whispered instructions to him.

The Sith Lord carried Barbie to the basement. Several minutes and ten rolls of duct tape later, Vader dragged Barbie out and threw her into the courtyard of the mansion. The plastic woman was covered completely in duct tape except for her head. Her mouth was covered, too. She was left to squirm in the rain.

Peach gave Darth Vader his prize: two Primids he could use as servants.

One of my philosophies: if you can't fix it with Advil, Duct Tape, or Chocolate, you have a very serious problem. Another thing: I think Barbie is attempting to take over the world. I can't let this happen. Back to normal stuff…

I meant to post this earlier. Oh well. Thanks to all of my reviewers, I still accept requests, don't flame. Thanks!