I haven't updated this story in forever! This one is actually a request. Speaking of requests, several people are requesting more Star Wars characters. I might have to cut some if I get too many. Anyway, thanks to Zelda12343 for today's arrival!

Oh, and depending on the situation, R2 might get subtitles.

Disclaimer: Don't own any of the characters used in this fic.

Smash Mansion was having another semi-normal day. It was cloudy, people were being blasted by Doctor Octogonopus immediately followed by a maniacal Toon Link who was shouting 'More! More!' and Link and Legolas were fighting about popularity and who was around first. [For anyone who wants to know, Legolas was winning.] Then the doorbell rang.

DONG DING!

Link was still fighting, so the door remained unanswered.

DONG DING!

The door was still ignored.

DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DING!

Link finally opened the door to a very irritated R2 unit. R2D2 zapped link with his electric extension [?]. The unlucky hyalian fell to the floor. Legolas laughed at him and walked away. His conscience made him come back ten seconds later to drag Link to Dr. Mario.

Unsure of what to do, the R2 unit rolled around the halls until he ran into Mr. Game and Watch. Both speaking in beeps and other computerized sounds, they immediately struck up a conversation.

"Beep beep boop?"

"Beep? Bee boop beep!"

To save time, let's just recap the situation: the two were there for about ten minutes exchanging sounds. The only reason they stopped at all was because of the arrival of Darth Vader.

"What are you doing here?"

"Beep bee! boop beep bep?" I was invited! Why aren't you dead?

"I got to come back from the dead because I'm such a prominent character. Aren't you dead?"

"Beep boop bee." I never died.

"How come I die and a bunch of other nameless characters die, but nobody else dies?"

"Beep Bepp bep." Anakin Skywalker dies.

"Anakin Skywalker is me, you stupid droid."

"Beep bep beep." Obi-Wan did too.

"Yes, Obi-wan did die, didn't he? He is nothing next to me! A mere thorn in my side!"

"Be beep berr!" I thought you turned good!

"Good? Well, that was right before I died. After I died I was bad and good. Make sense?"

"Be." No.

"No matter. You'll understand soon enough."

Game and Watch put an end to the Star Wars talk by jumping up and down and beeping to R2. The droid trilled a goodbye to Vader and rolled after Game and Watch.

Game and Watch brought R2D2 to a stretch of wall by Barbie's room and beeped to the droid, who responded with a series of computerized 'whoa' s and trills.

Half an hour later, the two slipped out of the sight of the crime scene, giggling in their own robotic ways.

Pit was walking by Barbie's room a few hours later, and was confused as to why there were several zeros and ones painted in motor oil and spray paint on the wall. There had to be at least ten lines. The angel went to R.O.B., bringing him back to the wall so he could translate.

"What does it say?" Pit was leaning back and forward on his feet in childish anticipation.

"Um…processing."

"Well?"

"It says… it says…"

"What does it say?"

"It says 'Barbie eats worms'."

"Oh." The angel seemed deflated. "Is that supposed to be funny?"

"Considering that this is Barbie we're talking about, I'd say yes."

"Does Barbie eat worms?

"It is possible."

The two turned to each other and grinned.

"Peach is going to love this."

This is mostly me typing out whatever comes to mind, so if you find it boring, I'm sorry. The last time I wrote humor was the last time I updated this story. Thanks to all of my reviewers, you're the best! Please review, no flames.