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Continuing from last chapter

Riza lay there as she felt her heart sink under the covers, her tears kept coming and she wanted it to stop. She stayed in her bed in the same position for a few minutes until she heard someone entering her tent.

"OH my god riza I just saw your 'man' with another woman?" asked her friend Amelie worriedly.

Riza slowly moved the covers away from her face and sat up say "I already know that, just go home Amelie your just going to make it worse"

Amelie stood there mouth agape in shock, she went visibly red with anger shouting "I can't believe you Riza, you're just going to lay there moping while someone woman has her grubby hands on your man. I mean if that that my man I wouldn't take that shit lying down, I'd kick his ass too"

Riza replied weakly "but he's not my man is he, he's just a friend who have a secret crush and the main word there is secret Amelie"

Amelie was starting to get more and more frustrated with Riza's attitude which made her drag riza out of the bed and shake her reprimanding her shouting "you're not in some teen angst fairytale (AU: up yours twilight fans), that shit isn't cute it's f'ing lame. Now, dust yourself off and go get yo man"

Riza being riza, didn't have much confidence in Amelie's suggstions but she thought she'd go along with it begrudgingly so to stop this 18 year-old from talking.

"so how am I supposed to 'get my man' as you say, am I just supposed to waltz up to sarah and slap her?" asked riza sarcastically.

"well, that would be ideal but I've got a better plan" she paused whilst smirking "I was thinking we could go in disguise, spy on them both and try to sabotage to the date so it goes horribly wrong"

Riza put a hand to her forehead rubbing it saying "how did I know this idea would be immensely ridiculous"

"well do you have any better ideas?" asked Amelie.

She replied with annoyance "ugh, alright then let's go find them"

"Hell yeah! Let's roll I saw them at the fair last" Amelie said gleefully.

The two of them stood under a cloudless dark night sky with the noise of the fair ground streaming everywhere. Our two friends stood behind a tree that was located next to the old stone bridge leading to the fair ground, the two of them looking extremely conspicuous with their very un-lady like clothing.

"Damn you Amelie I dindn't know you were going to dress me up as a 50-year old male peado!" argued Riza.

"what you look the part, you'll blend in perfectly and people won't even know it's you especially Roy" Amelie reassured.

"WHAT! I look like a fucking PRUSSIAN! And people don't even know what a fucking Prussian is!" boiled Riza.

"Jesus, your impossibly you, just go with it" said Amelie exhaustedly.

"easy for you to say you're wearing a clown outfit at least you'll fit. On second thought I think the irony of this situation has caught up with me 'we are both clowns'" she stated despondently.

The two of them walked into the fairground which was bustling with activity as most of the Ishvalans had come out to enjoy the joviality. Riza and Amelie both made their way through the crowds mostly avoiding eye contact with people they recognised until the saw the figure of two people in their early 20's chatting away and having a whale of a time.

"uggh, I'm going I don't even know why you brought me" Riza said sadly as she turned her back to leave after seeing Roy.

Amelie grabbed her "What the hell, we haven't even got this plan started" she reassured.

"our first course of action is we hijack their fun and games, my cousin is running a stall he said I could borrow it from him for a while" Amelie explained, then grabbing Riza by the arm and leading her her behind a tent and into one of the stall. The stall was a staple of the fairground, it was the shooting range.

The two of them could see Roy and his date sarah waiting in line to get to the front. Riza looked over at Amelie nervously as she saw them slowly approaching the front of the cue.

Amelie leant over to Riza saying "OK the plan is that we have to embarrass him, I've rigged these two guns so the first one I'll give it to the couple in front of Roy and Sarah. The first couples gun is super accurate so when Sarah sees this she'll expect Roy to do the same but the second one is a dud so he'll miss every shot"

Riza smiled because she loved the idea, knowing that Sarah was a vacuous bitch who didn't care about Roy's personality and just wanted to be with because he was good looking. This would surely put her Roy down in her estimation and would eventually her trying to look for another guy.

The first couple had their go and as planned you could visibly see the smugness and expectation on Sarah's face as she expected her new 'find' to do better in front of the watching crowd.

Roy looked over at the two of them before beginning and paused as he looked closely at Riza. Riza immediately averted her gaze to the ground in fear that he had recognised her because she was sure he had tiny smirk whilst he got ready but she just put it down to him being a show off.

As predicted he missed every single shot wildly missing which made Sarah visibly shrink infront of the crow as she took a few paces away from Roy until he finished to raucous laughter from the crowd. Both Amelie and Riza stepped out of the tent and made their way into the crowd of fair goers.

"OK now we come to phase two of the plan. You have to seduce Sarah away from Roy" grinned Amelie.

"yeah but I'm wearing a bowler hat, moustache and pin-striped it's not the height of sexiness is it" she added.

Amelie replied "I went with that look on purpose, you're supposed to look sophisticated and most importantly to a gold-digger like sarah, RICH!"

"I..see, touché" she agreed

"Alright I'll distract Roy away from Sarah but I'll move him so he's close enough to hear the both of yours conversation. He'll get mad at her and she can kiss goodbye to any dreams of being with him" said Amelie.

The two friends searched the fairground for the lovebirds until they caught sight of them on the edge of the fairground on the stone bridge which has a shallow stream run under it. The two of them approached the would-be couple as Amelie first approached Roy telling him that she'd seen him in a alchemist magazine.

As the two of them went into deep conversation, Riza approached Sarah clearing her throat and putting on a faux male voice.

"H-Hi there, I haven't seen you around these parts before?" asked Amelie nervously.

She replied "I actually live here, so maybe the question should be the other way round"

"er-er-er well I'm visiting here on business you see" Riza said quickly.

Sarah suddnely perked up interested saying "oh, what kind of business is this?"

Riza replied proudly "well, I don't like to toot my own horn but I own several mines and two mansions" Riza continued "I do get lonely, in the mansion without female company as you may understand"

At the mere mention of riches Sarah started inching closer towards Riza putting a hand on his arm affectionately rubbing it.

"I can't believe a handsome man like you doesn't have a wife" she asked sympathetically.

Riza could see Roy looking over and listening in but his expression surprised her because he didn't look hurt more like a man when he loses a fish whilst fishing. Riza instantaneously thought she could start getting touchy feely with Sarah as she seemed to be seriously easy.

"So you want to get something to eat, maybe go back to my place?" said Riza seductively

Sarah replied with a "Huh?"

Riza was surprised but carried on acting like the chauvinist millionaire she had created "you don't need to be coy with me, don't worry I'll show you a good time" she winked.

Sarah looked positively mortified by the way he was acting and surprisingly for her she burst out saying "EWW hell no, I was just being sympathetic to you because I thought you were lonely not because I liked you"

Riza cursed herself because this plan was seriously backfiring fast. She still persisted trying to crack sarah but to no avail as she was met with a smack across the face with such force that she tokk a couple of steps back and toppled over the side of the bridge and into the stream.

Riza sat there wet through and feeling miserable because she knew she should've stayed at home at least she wouldn't be red faced with embarrassment.

"RIZA! What are you doing?" shouted Roy from bridge.

She looked up in shock whilst touching her face and head realising that the moustache and bowler hat had been washed down stream. At that moment she felt like the earth was going open up beneath her and swallow her, the sinking feeling of humiliation and sadness spread through her as she could not say anything in response.

Sarah laughed hysterically realising what Riza and Amelie were trying to do in breaking up the date as Roy watched shocked at Riza's appearance.

Riza quickly got up, her clothes and hair dripping in water as she ran through the woods trying to escapefrom all the drama and the feelings she had for Roy. She suddenly came to a halt in a secluded clear patch of forest under the moonlight, she steadied herself breathing deeply trying to stop the tears from flowing which she failed to do as she knelt to the ground crying and wishing she didn't have to love him.

"Riza.." said a voice behind her. She immediately turned around, to her shock it was Roy, she immediately looked away wiped away the tears and pretended to act normal.

"Oh, Hi Roy I was just taking a stroll…..you know…as one does" she said rather unconvincingly cheery.

"what happened back there and why are you dressed like a lesbian?" he asked. (AU: no offence to the LGBT community, it was a joke and I'm a huge proponent of same-sex relationship)

She had her back turned to him and sniffled saying "Oh come on Roy, you know exactly what happened and you always act like you're none the wiser?"

"OK I know what happened but I just wanted to hear it from you" he asked earnestly.

She replied angrily "What! So you could gloat later on with your girlfriend"

"That's not fair Riza, I'm just trying to be a friend and by the way she's not my girlfriend it was just a date" he explained.

She scoffed at his comments by replying "Yeah that's all I am to you a 'FRIEND', I've been by your side since we were kids and you've never thought of me li-"she stopped mid-way unable to carry on due to the tears in her eyes and the lump in her throat.

"Riza…it's just complicated, I do like you but we hadn't seen each other for years and I'm probably leaving after the summer back to Central" he said almost apologetically.

She stood there looking at him as they both looked directly into each other's eyes. Riza looked down on the ground still teary eyed at the fact that he kind-of admitted he liked her but it was him who didn't think it would work.

"Riza if you want me to stay for you, I'll stay" he said as he slowly approached her.

"your only saying that to cheer me up, don't give me stupid false hope" she shouted, the pain in her voice evident to him.

She looked at him at shouted "why don't you go back to your date". Riza quicly turned her back and ran as fast as she could and far away. She had to be as far away from him as possible.

She kept running until she felt something her from behind and take her down to the ground, she screamed struggling to get the mass off herself until she felt something soft meet her lips which made her open her eyes in shock. It was Roy.

She lay still as Roy leant into her pressing his moist lips against her. Roy moved his lips away from her and the two looked into one another's eyes as they felt the heat between their bodies increase and their hearts beat faster angst each other.

"Roy….I…." she said unable to comprehend what she was feeling.

He looked down at her as her long hair laid spread across the grass and her arms pinned down by his. He smiled at her saying "Riza, I've always loved you, I just thought….we would always be separated and I didn't know how much you felt for me too so I didn't want to lose a friend I ever confessed"

Roy went visibly red in the cheeks as the two were illuminated by the moon, both of the breathing heavily until Riza spoke.

"kiss me then…."

He smiled and pressed his lips against softly as she reciprocated, he slipped his tongue which made her moan slightly. The two of them were in utter bliss as they felt one another's body, she wrapped her legs around his waist and he lifted her shirt up with one hand feeling her up. Riza moaned as he explored her body, his hands reaching places she never let any man touch.

Roy stopped and said "Riza I love you and I'll never leave"

She smiled replying "I love you Roy Mustang"

Roy started biting Riza's neck softly which made her giggle to no end and she pulled him closer towards her when she felt something brush up against her thigh.

Riza knew that what she was about to do was very unlady-like as this was their first kiss but she thought 'to hell with etiquette' as she allowed Roy to have her. They spent a good few hours that night under the moonlight making sweet love and from the moans riza was giving Roy was starting to think too highly of his gentleman below.

They both laid there breathing heavily as they had just finished the deed, staring at another as they laid side by side they laughed hysterically like two kids who'd just got away with something naughty.

Riza snuggled up to him and laid her head on his bare chest, she closed as she spoke "Roy, did you take it out when you, you know?"

Roy laid there silently as his eyes widened to the realisation that something had gone horribly wrong.

Riza opened her eyes immediately when he didn't reply and put her hand to her mouth in shock saying "Oh my god, ROY YOU FUCKING BASTARD!"

She punched him several times which made Roy wince as he screamed in agony.

"I'm SORRY I FORGOT AAAAAAA" he screamed apologetically

"YOU FORGOT, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT THIS IS MY BODY WERE TALKING ABOUT" she shouted angrily.

She buried her face in her hands saying "oh god, first night I have sex and I get knocked up, and I call myself a strong feminist"

Roy looked on mortified that in the ecstasy he had forgotten to pull out, he watched Riza's reaction in total shock at what he had committed.

Riza banged her head against Roy's chest which winded him; she put her arms around his waist and said those immortal words.

"You're paying for child-support"

To be continued

Okay thanks to all those people for not reading my story I really don't appreciate it. OH and please review.