I'M SORRY! I've been so busy with the holidays I haven't been able to update! I probably won't be able to update until after New Year's, too. Sorry! Here's a Christmas special in the meantime. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Don't own any of the characters used in this fic.

It was snowing at Smash Mansion. Not your regular, fall-and-melt snow, but roof caving, buries-you-in-two-seconds kind of snow that needs its own place in the record books. Because of the weather, Link thought he was safe from unwanted houseguests.

DONG DING!

He was wrong.

Donning a fuzzy green coat, Link pulled the door open, and after a flurry of snowflakes, a large figure was just distinguishable.

"HO HO HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS!" Santa Claus tossed a huge present at Link, knocking the wind out of the unfortunate hero of time. Legolas dragged him to Dr. Mario.

Lucas and Ness stood in the hall, staring at Santa. Both of their eyes were wide. "You- you do exist." Lucas was shocked for a minute before turning to Ness. "TOLD YOU SO!"

Ness didn't want to believe he'd been wrong, so he walked up to the big man and pulled his beard.

"OW! That hurts, you know. Maybe I'll give you coal this year." Ness squeaked and ran back to Lucas. "You don't have to be afraid of me, I'm SANTA CLAUS!"

Ness hid behind Lucas. "Well, this is a first." Lucas muttered.

"You don't understand. I've been scared of Santa my whole life."

"Why?

"Fat man in big red suit coming down your chimney. And he sees you when you're sleeping. That's just creepy." Lucas couldn't argue. Santa went to look for Master Hand, throwing presents at unsuspecting Brawlers.

Red loved to watch Charizard and Bowser have fire-breathing matches. Especially indoor ones in the winter, where there was no winner because the roof caved in on top of the two.

Red laughed as Bowser managed to work his head out of the pile of rubble and snow, closely followed by Charizard. He was so busy watching the trapped Brawlers that he didn't notice when Santa walked into the room.

"You there! Yes you! On the chair!" Red looked up and jumped.

"Where did you come from?" Red asked.

"The North Pole!"

"Oh."

"Can you tell me where I might find Master Hand?"

"Probably in his office down the hall."

"Thank you! Here!" Santa threw a package at Red and walked away. The Pokemon Trainer opened it gingerly. Inside was a penguin-like creature holding a present.

"A Delibird!" Red shouted. "Cool!" [Delibird is a Pokemon.]

Red took the present from Delibird and opened it. He looked inside… and a bomb blew up in his face.

Now Charizard and Bowser were the ones laughing.

"You're sure?" Peach asked. Pit nodded.

"That's what it said." R.O.B. added.

"Is it true?"

"We don't know." Pit sighed.

Peach grinned evilly. "Well, find out!"

. . . . . . ,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

"We should not have told her. Now we are stuck trying to find out if Barbie eats worms!" R.O.B. complained.

"Maybe we should just ask whoever wrote the message if it's true." Pit suggested.

"Well, that list is short. Myself, Mr. Game and Watch, that new robot R2D2, and Samus."

"Samus?"

"She has a power suit, does she not?"

"Is there anything that suit can't do?"

"Well…"

"Never mind. I don't want to know."

Pit and R.O.B. kept walking, trying to figure out if Barbie ate worms. That is, until R2D2 rolled up and started beeping in a panic.

"He wants us to follow him." R.O.B. stated.

"R2D2 has a gender?"

"Well, generically speaking-"

"I don't want to know."

"Is there anything you do want to know?"

"Yeah. Why is that box beeping angrily?"

A huge package was sitting in the corridor, and, as Pit observed, was beeping angrily.

"Is that Game and Watch?"

"It would appear so."

"We should probably help him."

The angel and the robots moved the box, freeing Game and Watch, who sprang up gleefully, going on about Santa and presents and projectiles.

"Hey, Game and Watch, can we ask you a question?" Pit asked.

"Be beep be, boop bep."

"Does Barbie eat worms?"

Game and Watch stared at Pit for a minute, then looked sheepish, then let out a small 'bep'.

"Um…"

"He said yes." R.O.B. translated. R2D2 and Game and Watch rolled/walked away. "So now we tell Peach." If robots could sigh, R.O.B. would have been doing just that.

"Let the girly-girl war begin." The angel, who could sigh, did so.

"It is not a girly-girl war."

"Why not?"

"Marth isn't involved."

I meant to post this before Christmas, but stuff got in the way (like relatives). Hopefully I'll update again sooner, but no promises. As for this story, is that a plotline? I'm going to see how many chapters I can stretch the Barbie-Peach feud out. Don't worry, Toony and Octogonopus will be back, too. They're just…blowing other things up right now. By the way, is that how you spell Santa Claus? It's bothering me.