"the mayor and a pen happened." Perry muttered.
"Nurse!" Dr. BJ shouted. a nurse came running in. "we need to get his arm patched up and down to X ray. we have to make sure that it didn't mess up his stitches." Dr. BJ said. they did exactly that. "you got lucky it missed anything and everything important." Dr. BJ said.
"didn't missing nothing important. it hit my shoulder, and I don't know about you Doc, but I think my shoulder is pretty importonta." Perry replied. the doctor just laughed and shook his head walking out. no sooner had he walked out, did Roger walk in. "oh look at that he's back to get his butt kicked again, by a person in a hospital bed." Perry said with a smirk.
"I came to get my pen back!" Roger huffed.
"oh the one you threw into my should?" Perry ask. Roger glared. "finders keepers." Perry added witha shrug of his good shoulder.
"give me back my pen! my parents gave me that!" Roger shouted.
"oh the same ones who abandoned Heinz?" Perry ask with a snear. "whats the matter afraid you'll be next?" Perry ask. he was getting up again. "afraid you can't take rejection? afraid they'll abandon you for attacking an innocent hospitalized by stander?" Perry ask.
"just give me the pen!" Roger shouted. Perry pretnended to think.
"hm... no no. I think i'll keep it for the pending investigation. the cops just love cases like this, where the criminal returns to the scene of the crime." Perry taunted. Phineas and Ferb could tell Perry was tired. he was losing the bite in his wit and sharpness of his tongue, but he would hold his ground for the one's he loved even if it meant death.
"p-pending investigation?" Roger stuttered. Perry nodded.
"you didnt actually think you get away with stabbing an OWCA agent, not to mention one already in the hospital, did you?" Perry innocently ask raising his eye brows.
"officers! arrest that man for stabbing my patient with a pen!" Dr. BJ exclaimed. Roger Doofenshmirtz was arrested and dragged off while he screamed threats.
"sticks and stones Roger! sticks and stones!" Perry exclaimed. "and pens." Perry added after a moment. he layd back and let out a sigh before turning his head to Phineas and Ferb. "can I go home now?" Perry ask. Phineas smiled but shook his head.
"not yet." Phineas replied. Perry huffed then something occured to him.
"hey where's Heinz?" Perry ask.
"he said he had something he needed to get, he left about an hour ago." Ferb said checking his watch.
"hand me my phone. i'm going to call him." Perry said.
"no can do. he said he was going to shower, eat, check on Vanessa, and he had something to pick up." Phineas said. Perry nodded.
"i'm so board. can I leave now?" Perry ask again.
"no." Phineas said. Perry huffed again.
"never fear Perry. I thought you might get board." Heinz smirked walking in. Vanessa came in with the twins.
"hey last time we were up here you were still out." Vanessa laughed. Perry chuckled. he sat up and took Michael.
"can't be board with these two." Perry chuckled. he looked up. "what are you doing Heinz?" Perry ask.
"setting something up to keep you busy." Heinz replied. Perry made a face of confusion. when Heinz finished Perry laughed. "what you didn't think I didn't notice your hand playing the invisible piano did you?" Heinz ask with a smirk. Perry's face turned red slightly but he smiled brightly
"I didn't know you played piano!" Phineas said. Perry smiled.
"you don't know much about me huh?" Perry ask. "here take him." Perry said handing Michael off to Heinz.
"aright here we go." Heinz mumbled adjusting Michael.
"now excuse me. this may sound weird with only one hand." Perry said.
"you have two hands." Vanessa said.
"I can only use one." Perry replied.
"no you can you use both." Heinz said. he pushed the piano forward and adjusted it. "that should be about right." Heinz muttered. Perry put his hands down and started to play his scales. he smiled when a song popped into his head and he started to play.
"A chaplain in the Army has a collar on his neck, if you don't listen to him you'll all wind up in heck." Perry sang.
"oh I don't want no more of Army life, Gee Ma, I wanna go home!" all sang.
"oh the surgeons in the Army they say we're mighty bright, we work on soldiers through the day and nurses through the night." Phineas and Ferb sang. they laughed.
"oh I don't want no more of Army life, Gee Ma, I wanna go home!" all sang.
"Friendships in the Army they say are mighty rare, so I spend all my free time carousing with my mare." Heinz sang.
"oh I don't want no more of Army life, Gee Ma, I wanna go home!" all laughed as they sang again.
"The surgeons in the Army, they're bright, they are profound, but we'll take chopper pilots they'll get you off the ground." Vanessa sang. they paused to laugh a moment.
"oh I don't want no more of Army life, Gee Ma, I wanna go home!" all sang. Perry continued to play.
"The corporals in the Army you say we're really green, but if it weren't for us guys you'd be in the latrine." Perry smirked.
"I don't want no more of Army life, Gee Ma, I wanna go home!" the group laughed.
"Oh some guys like the Army I think that it's a mess, if it's so damn terrific how come I wear a dress?" Perry laughed. they paused a moment. Perry, Phineas, and Ferb had to explain what that one was about. Perry shook his head and kept playing.
"Oh some nurses in the Army they haven't tied the knot, but this one's gonna try it with Donald Penobscott." Vanessa sang.
"Oh I don't want no more of Army life, Gee Ma, I wanna go, But they won't let me go, Gee Ma, I wanna go home!" all sang.
"Oh Hawkeye and oh B.J., they think they're pretty smart, I'd like to take a scalpel and stab them in the heart." Perry finished. they all looked at him. "oh come on! am I the only one that watched the entire episode?" Perry ask. nobody replied. "well alrighty then." Perry muttered.
"come on Perry what else can you play?" Phineas ask. Perry started playing.
"Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see, That suicide is painless! It brings on many changes! I can take or leave it if I please!"Perry sang.
"no no no. play something with a little more bounce." Heinz muttered. Perry stuck his tongue out at him. he started to play the song rom Charlie Brown.
"got enough bounce for you Doc?" Perry ask sarcastically. Heinz smiled.
"very funny." Heinz smiled.
"I know I am." Perry smiled.
"alright we have to go Perry but we'll be back tomorrow." Phineas said. Perry waived good bye.
"it's time for me to get home too." Vanessa said.
"I'll walk you down." Heinz said.
"bye you three." Perry waived. he found himself falling asleep now that he was alone, he hadn't even realized he was this tired! he curled up under the blankets and fell asleep. Heinz smiled when he came in and saw this.
"Stille ist der Schlaf, der Weisheit nährt. (Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom.)" Heinz smiled. he sat down in the chair and closed his eyes.
*about a week later*
"oh my gosh! Perry i'm so sorry!" Vanessa exclaimed. Perry shook his head.
"it's ok just go get your father." Perry replied. Vanessa had been trying to get out of Norms way when she'd hit something and it fell over into the bookshelf which and hit the fridge and knocked both over on top of Perry, not completely crushing him, just trapping him and mostly laying on his chest making it hard to breathe.
"right!" Vanessa exclaimed. "DDDAAAADDD!" Vanessa screamed running out of the room. five minutes later Heinz and Vanessa came running back in.
"Perry! are you alright?!" Heinz ask. Perry shook his head.
"no I think my shoulders bleeding again where your brother attacked me and I think they crushed my inhaler and are working on my chest. get these damned things off me!" Perry shouted. Heinz nodded and left the room. he ame back a moment later with Norm.
"where do you want this sir?" Norm ask holding the bookshelf.
"just put it down and move the fridge!" Heinz and Perry shouted.
"ok!" Norm shouted back. he sat the bookshelf down and pulled the fridge off Perry, placing it back in it's spot. Perry sat up instantly and started caughing.
"geez did you walk under a ladder or something?" Heinz ask picked him up and moving him to the couch. Perry shook his head.
"I've always been clumsy but I usually try not to be so clumsy around you because it meant you'd take over the tri-state area." Perry caughed.
"well, if it'll keep you out of the hospital maybe I should try again." Heinz said. Perry laughed and waived his statement off, knowing Heinz wouldn't do that.
"Perry I'm so sorry I didn't hurt you again did I?" Vanessa ask. Perry laughed it off again.
"no I should have watched what I was doing." Perry said.
"hey what where you doing, I thought you were watching the twins?" Vanessa ask.