so guys I've been thinking that this story is

M rated and we haven't had many 'M shenanigans'

So here's a little reward and a funny chapter to go with it

NO IT AIN'T CLOP I'm underage for fucks sake!

So here's a compromise. Onto the story!

I open my eyes in alarm. Did I just think I heard what I heard? I jump out of the bed as RD Moans again. Oh. Buck. It can't be. Not this time of the season. Not yet. I dash over to the calender on the wall. Most of them mark the days of suffering all Colts go through.

Sure enough. There on today's date. Is marked the dreaded. HS I'm stuck in a cloudhouse. With a lust filled mare. I. Am. Fucked. Literally. I hear her again. I have to get out of here. Hopefully other Colts are on her mind.

Judging from the scream of "Si!" My hopes have been bucked out of existence. I dive for the door. As I enter the corridor I see her. Mane in shreds eyes alight. I gulp. Never. I mean EVER mess with a mare during heat season. I have to hide. I dive down the stairs as she screams a lustful battle cry. Finding myself in the living room, I fly onto the top of a bookshelf keeping to the shadows. Please let this work. Mares during HS could smell Colts. It made stealth extremely difficult. And I'd never outrun her. Mares become colt hunting machines during heat season. They could usually control their lusts. To a degree. As RD enters the room. What strikes me as odd. Is that usually you could see them trying to fight their lust. She didn't seem to be fighting at all. This left my mind as she looked straight at me. Usually most ponies give it away by stiffening or breaking cover. Those Colts don't get more then 5 paces down the road before their horror begins. Usually during heat season I'm hiding and laughing my flank off at the looks of terror in Colts eyes. Obviously I don't stick around.

RD looks away and moves into the kitchen. I wait for a second. Before edging towards the door. Just as I reach the door she enters from the other side. Her eyes light up hungrily. I dive out the door. I'm reminded of how I avoided her last time she chased me. But now she was desperate. And gaining on me. This wasn't going to end with me being assaulted. I dived then. Picking up speed. Heading for the everfree. I'd never make it.

Just as I'm about to be caught. A blur hits Rainbow Dash. Usually I'm disgusted at the perverts who actually enjoy HS. Now I feel like hugging him. Leaving him and the struggling RD. Wow. She still wants me? Wonder if she's trying to get back at me for not telling her about the bell or something. Usually they just take who they get.

Entering the everfree forest I cautiously stick to the path. I've not been through a ponyville heat season. It looked like it's were a primarily female population. Best to stay in here for a while.

I continue to wander. Until the smell of smoke reaches me. Thinking that if it were a fire then no one would stop it. I headed towards the smell. As I got closer I heard talking. I hid in the flora as I approached. "Heard Big Macs in his basement. As usual. Leaves us other Colts out here in the bucking forest. With... her." I'm feeling nervous about their conversation. But before I make my presence known I see figures creeping into the camp. I fly into the canopy where no pony will see me and shout "RUN!"

Immediately the Colts are up and sprinting deeper into the forest. The group of mares catching one unfortunate colt who didn't run. I fly away before hearing his howls. This place Is awful. Just. Awful.

I continue nervously into the forest. They could be anywhere. If I fly, the pegasi would spot me. I stick to the shadows, hoping I can get away from those possessed mares.

Well. Shit. I think as I hang in a net. How the buck did I fall for this. Oh yeah, avoiding the poison joke made me walk down a small pathway. Must have been easy to hide the net and set a simple trip wire. I feel a chill run down my spine as a mysterious voice rings out. It doesn't phase me. What phases me is that it's a mare.

I see a colt has sprung my trap,

Now it's time to take a nap.

A sprinkling of powder is sprinkled on my nose. I hold my breath feigning sleep. I feel the net loosen as soon as I'm free I spring into the air and fly back towards ponyville.

That was close. Note to self. NEVER hide in the forest during heat season. Ever. As I reach the edge of the forest, I hear singing. Listening to it, I feel emotionally scared.

"Ya put the colthood in, the colthood out. In out, in out and shake it all about! You do the scary mare'e and you turn around that's what heat season's about!

I'm shaking as I leave the forest. I can't fight. I can't resist. It's pulling me to my demise. I see pinkie, her hairs flat and she looks bucking terrifying. I can't run, I'm powerless. I note that there's a line of Colts stood there. Unmoving. I struggle desperately with my legs as they move me out of the shadows. Towards the horror in front of me. Pinkie looks round and smiles evily. I don't think I could ever talk to pinkie again after this. Ever.

"Oh hey Si! I heard rainbow dash wants to see you! I'll go get her!" I just stand there as she goes jumping off. So normally that I'm paralysed. Half with fear. Half with shock, like the prey of a snake.

I have to get out of here. Now. There is no way in tarterus that I'm getting raped here. I struggle, only getting a small movement from my hoof. I notice a pot next to me. I realise I'm standing in a small camp. Probably for Colts. The idiots aren't even in cover. I hope this works. I use all my strength and move my hoof suddenly. Knocking over the pot. The loud noise makes me feel like an ice bath. Suddenly I'm in control of myself. I gallop across the field. Towards sweet Apple acres. Maybe I can sneak into the basement. I'm sure big Macs a nice pony. As I ran I heard a scream from behind. The sound nearly paralysed me again. But I had enough sense to cover my ears. This made me crash to the ground. But better that than raped. I continue towards the orchard.

I've relaxed enough to ensure my breathing is quiet. I can stay silent now. Slowly looking out from the Apple tree I'm hidden in I see Pegasus mares sweeping the orchards. I'll be found if I stay here. I see Applejack working. Shaking herself after every buck. I realise she's trying to work through heat season. That's some dedication right there. I look over to the basement door. I see its locked by a padlock. But this means someone outside has the key. Buck.

This means AJ has the key. I know she's trying to work. But if she saw me, I don't think that would stop her. I look over her for anywhere she might have the key.

Must be under her Stetson. I shudder at the thought of grabbing her Stetson. But I was desperate. I shudder at the memory of pinkie and her song... I have shake my head to stop myself freezing again.

I swoop from tree to tree. Keeping to the shadows and keeping an eye out for passing pegasi. I reach the tree applejack is about to buck and brace myself. This is gonna hurt. 'THUNK' the vibration is agony to my hooves as she is about to move on I forget the pain, grab her Stetson and fly back into the tree. AJ looks up. I pray to celestia. Before remembering she's a mare. So I pray to some random thing. Random answers my prayers because she continues on muttering "stupid bird. Second hat in a week".

I look inside the hat. There is a number of items. A bag of bits I instantly drop these. She'd find them later. An Apple. For some reason. And a small silver key. I fly towards the basement hatch. Luckily the pegasi had moved on. I landed at the hatch and praying to my now favourite daeity put it in the lock. It fits. Opening the door I quikly enter. Praying that no pony bothered to try the lock.

When I glide down the stairs. Remaining hidden. I see a candle with a huge stallion huddled next to it. A keg of cider and an almost obscene amount of Apple products on a cart next to him. I settle in the rafters of the basement. Before calling down to him. "Nice place you've got here." He looks up slowly. He doesn't speak, but he conveys the ideas. "How did you get in?" And stronger than that the thought of "buck off! My cellar"

I settle down on the log beam. I guess we're going to do this the hard way. You couldn't pay me the canterlot castle to go out there. At least until dark.

"Well... I would get out. But there are a lot of very hormonal mares out there. So I'm fine in here. Plus. I had to open the door... You think they'd go for me or you? The one in the open. So yeah. Deal with it."

He snorts smoke before settling down again. As I watch him. I remember with a pang of horror that I promised to teach Scootaloo about stealth. Buck. I couldn't let her down.

As night fell I left the basement. Ensuring I had the key in case big Mac tried to lock me out In some way. The moon shone brightly as I left sweet Apple acres. I could see dark figures, like specters drifting around the sky. Only unlike specters mares in heat actually existed. And we're a whole lot more scary.

As I made my way into a deathly quiet ponyville. I tried to ignore the desperate cries for help from Colts. In the city, they usually had pairs of ponies who would... satisfy their mate. Here it was a living nightmare for a colt.

I eventually reach the school house after sneaking round a couple of twitchy mares. The foals all seemed to be indoors from what I could tell. I would be extremely pissed if I made my way here only for scoot to not turn up. Then again. She wouldn't know what heat season was.

I hid in the shadows of the school house. Trying to block out the eerie noises of Colts in pain. I heard a buzzing after two minutes of waiting. Scootaloo arrived on her scooter she looked around warily. She might not know why but the shouts were there. But a young filly, terrified of the dark most likely anyway. Now with noises of Pain to boot? Pretty bad.

"Si?" She hisses. I'm not mean enough to scare her. Besides the noise would draw mares to us. "I'm here" I say cautiously for a second. Young fillies at this age could suddenly become heated. It wouldn't be good if I had to knock her unconscious. She looks at me weirdly before beaming. Ok. I should be safe. It still doesn't stop me looking around warily.

"What's with everypony. Every so often everypony goes weird." I can't explain that to her. If she's not old enough she's not old enough. "Sorry scoot. When your older you'll find out." She looks annoyed but doesn't press. "Anyway. I can't stay for long. Fifteen minutes. Okay? Once things calm down we can go for a bit longer. " She nods still looking curious.

"Okay, firstly you need to learn to keep a low profile. First you have to make a conscious effort to stay low. But after a while it comes naturally." She looks puzzled " what do you mean by profile?"

"I mean how much of your body ponies can see. Watch." I lower myself to the ground. Years of this means my legs can do this for an extremely long time. "You see how I present less of my body? And how I can use low objects as cover? These small tricks are things that would give you away. Making these instinctive is how you really master stealth." She nods dropping low like I did. Her legs begin to shake as they protested over the New position. I support her as she gets used to the position. She's going to have to build up muscle. But for now all I can teach her is the theory. If she wants to work on it then she'll have to apply these concepts. I'm conscious of the shrill wails of mares in the distance. It's the thing that makes your heart stop.

"If you keep at it then you'll be able to hold it for longer. But all I'm doing is showing you the basics and you can work on the rest." She smirks "I can't wait to get rainbow dash with this."

"Hold on there. You've still got a lot to learn." Just as I was about to say goodbye. I heard a shrill cry from behind me. Turning quickly, I wasn't fast enough to stop a wild looking mare dive on me. I tried to resist. But buck she was strong. I don't want to be raped!

"Miss cheerlie?" I hear Scootaloo ask. The mare on me stiffens. She steps off me and seems to be shivering uncontrollably as she talks to scoot. I guess she's trying to withhold herself in front of Scootaloo. I am the luckiest colt alive right now. I drift into the shadows as the mare called cheerlie looks around for me. As I leave I'm nearly spotted by a group of mares who are chasing a terrified looking earth pony. I chuckle. Never gets old, I can relate to the terror now though. I carry on. Slower now. I prey this heat season isn't longer than a day. When I get back to the farm AJ is still bucking trees. I guess If she can't sleep she bucks. Slipping into the basement I watch for big Mac. Noting immediately if he was by the camp fire his shadow would be on the wall. Dam he's patient. Must have waited hours to get me. I dive round the corner. Rolling under big Macs buck. I size up my opponent as I come to a halt. I am not going up against a farm pony with enough muscle to kill me. No. Way. I fly up to the rafters. To find spikes glued to them. That's just low.

I land again and he charges. I know he thinks I'm going to try and fly. It's only logical. So I feint to flap my wings, before pivoting them and flying under his now raised hooves. I can't hurt him. Even if I could he's AJ's brother. So rather than bucking his chest I continue underneath him. I right myself as he wheels round. I weigh my options. Him. Or the mares. My logical side says the mares. I can hide and wait the night to be over and the heat season to end. Whereas if I stay here he'll ware me down and probably throw me to the mares anyway. I inwardly sigh. Tonight's going to be a long night.

I leave the basement with my pride intact. Mainly because I nicked his cider keg. Yeah, well he did attack me. I'm just repaying the favour. I throw the keg into a Bush as I trot towards ponyville. Diving into a shrubs every time a Pegasus flies overhead. Hunting prey.

I know where I'm going to hide. Only trouble is its on the other side of town. I make my way through alleyways. Passing the shivering Colts, unfortunate enough to be caught. My journey isn't as bad as I initially thought it would be. From the looks of it most if them are out near the everfree forest. I'm glad I didn't go back there. As I pass subscribe corner I hear pinkie inside... "it's pinkie getting kinky!" She trilled

I shudder. Muttering a prayer to anyone listening to help the poor souls in there. Quickly moving away from the sound of a horse whip... I finally arrive at twilights house. flying into the canopy. I settle down for the long wait. Trying not to relive the events of today...

"Hey there." A familiar voice sounds. I'm suddenly pinned against the branch I'm sitting on by a rugged looking Rainbow Dash. "Its time for you to pay your... rent" she giggles. I know what's coming. Strangely something stirs. Before I explore this new feeling she move down my chest. And my rational side takes over. I roll out of her grip and fall onto the ground below. It hurts but I don't care as I shoot off into the sky. She's already onto me. I can't escape. I pivot my wings. Stopping myself. She's ready though and she manages to grab my wing.

I feel the tear. Then the pop as my wing joint comes out of its socket. My vision blurs and I spiral towards the ground. I feel hooves wrap around me.

I come to with a worried looking RD staring over me. The lust of heat seems to be wearing off. She seems more concerned than lustful. I would've hugged her had I not been scared she would be consumed again with any type of stimulation. I stand shakily. The pain is intense. But when you live without medical care. You pick a few things up. Holding my limp wing. I rotate It into the folded position. Slowly, I extend it, the joint re-entering the socket. I nearly black out when I do this and collapse onto the floor. I feel hooves around me as I'm lifted slowly into the air. I guess it's RD as she is probably strong enough to do it. I try and say something consoling like "it wasn't your fault." Or "that was interesting." But I'm to exhausted. It's been a long day. Curling into the comforting embrace of rainbow dash sleep greets me.

"Well hello there subject..." a smooth voice says. Turning in the white expanse I see a distant figure. I recognise her instantly. Princess Luna. But her eyes are... different. It hits me then. Trapped in my dreams with a needy Luna? Co-ruler of equestria. Buck. I back away from her. Until something stops me. I turn around to see a large Stone wall. Turning back I see I'm trapped. I open my mouth to beg. But find its filled with a gag. I panic then struggling with sleep.

I wake up in my room. Horrible nightmares. Horrible. I shiver, sitting in bed. With only the pain of a healing wing for comfort. I look over at the bedside cabinet. The whole daring doo series arrayed on it. I'm an avid reader. I'd borrow books from twilight. I always returned them. So yes it was borrowing. I settle down book in hoof and read. Immersing myself in the excitement of Daring Doo. Rather than the horrors of heat.

ok I'll admit. That did get a little more cloppy than I intended

Did you guys like it? Cause you ain't getting more. No.

I refuse to write clop. So heat is the best your getting.

Anyway I'll see you all in the next chapter

BROHOOF!