Hey, I decided to make a new chapter for this on a whim again. It's been a few months. Had some scenes in my head and why not just use them now. Hahahahaha, AQW you. HAHAHA. Why am I even doing this? I swear, someone's going to kick me out of the fandom one day. They'll just come to my house and be like "we can't take this shit anymore" take my computer and run. But anyway, here is the continuation. You want to know what happened to Alison's story right? So let's get this baby started. Heh. A lot of swearing in my aqw fics. Warning, brain bleach might be needed.

Don't misunderstand!

"I'm here to see Nulgath. Is he free?" Ty snapped at one of Nulgaths underlings standing guard outside of the Arch Fiend's tent. "If he isn't, get him anyway. I have matters of importance to discuss with him."

Dark clouds loomed above the day after Nulgath's defeat at the hands of Dage The Evil. Tehn again, that's like every day weather around here. There was a tense mood in the war camp. Nulgath's followers were lurking around and occasionally threw Ty a curious or murderous glance.

The overall sentiment towards the Champion of Evil was divided into awe, respect, fear, malice or a mix of all. This guard had fallen into the latter categories.

The guard growled at her insolence and she repeated herself in a snarl. While the bulkily armored guard literally towered over her and leered down with five bulging red eyes, brandishing a spear that could run her through in the next second, Ty stood her ground.

"Get him now. Empress Gravelyn has sent me. And even if she didn't, I'll rip your lungs out of your ass and turn it into a fucking animal balloon if I have to," She flashes a near psychotic grin. "In fact, that sounds appealing right now. Try me, you little shit."

The guard pondered his chances for exactly three seconds before he stepped aside and opened the flap of the tent for her to enter. He heard the stories about what happened to the last person who refused The Champions demands. At first, he didn't really think that some lanky child could effectively change some poor idiot's name to "Flopply Corkscrew McDickhead" (was it his head or…nether regions that now resemble a floppy corkscrew?) for the rest of his poor immortal life with only a twist of her wrist but looking into her eyes changed his mind completely.

It was like staring into an abyss. You couldn't see the bottom but you could feel something lurking down there. Something insidious and strange ready to lash out at anything. Even for the side of Evil, it was deeply disturbing.

"That's what I thought." She laughed, nose turned up as she entered the darkened tent. It was too bad. She really needed an outlet to let out some pent up frustration.

Alison's…notebook had fallen into the fray of battle the other day and there was still no sign of it. While the legionnaires and Nulgath's minions weren't acting any different, it still made her nervous. If the notebook falls into the wrong hands, she and her younger sister would be in deep shit. Maybe even

deeper shit than what happened in Doomwood.

She was still pretty fucking pissed about that. A punching bag would be pretty nice right about now.

With Evil's Civil War going on, however, she was in no position to dawdle around. Gravelyn, having been occupied with managing her end of the truce and brooding over the events in Doomwood, had already noticed the animosity and had decided to let it run its course with some discussion with Evil's Champion.

"I was waiting for this." Gravelyn had once said days before, seated on her throne as Ty spoke to her from the shadows.

"Let natural selection handle it," Ty advised, nonchalantly leaning her back on the side of the throne. "Both, as far as I've seen, are loyal to you and ousting the weaker one will ultimately be beneficial. I won't have to deal with breaking up fights anymore either."

"Where do your loyalties lie?" Gravelyn asked Ty, glancing back at her stoically.

"The incident wasn't that long ago. You already know the answer." Ty replied, irritated.

After that, Gravelyn had ordered Ty to oversee Dage and Nulgath's dispute to make sure nothing went out of hand. Nothing had so far. The war was pretty orderly. Dage had gained the first win but it seemed that Nulgath had some sort of plan going. If it wasn't for that damn notebook, everything would be smooth sailings.

The ship was nowhere near sailing smooth now. It had rammed into a hippo-shark that was now lodged in the hull and was threatening to explode into shit if the notebook isn't found.

From how Ash had described it, the story in there was a fucking masterpiece, realistic and sent unwanted chills down his spine. It seemed real enough to be true and that was why it was so dangerous.

The last few days, Alison, Ash and Ty had been desperately searching for the cursed book. Their hunt was interrupted by the win of the first battle by Dage's Legion and Gravelyn had requested that Ty pay the two commanders a visit and inform them that she would be meeting them. Gravelyn would arrive barely a moment after Ty to see how prepared they were.

Unfortunately, there was only one of Ty and she was too worried about the notebook to care much about taking the time to see both. She decided to get Alison and Ash to visit one of the commanders instead. She was planning on visiting Dage but as Alison put it:

"There's no way I'm letting you go see Dage one on one. I'd feel much safer for him if you went to see Nulgath. The way you've been staring at his bony derriére, I'm afraid you'll lose it and steal his pelvis when he isn't looking and mount it over our fireplace."

Ty scowled and pouted at the memory as she approached Nulgath.

The arch fiend stood at the back of the tall dark tent with his back towards Ty. There was nothing else in the tent besides Nulgath, candle stands by the sides of the tent for dramatic lighting and the Yin-Yang girls who were in the back kicking around a dummy with one of Dage's helmets on.

He was obviously expecting her.

"Isn't this a surprise," Nulgath stated, turning around to meet her stone gaze.

Liar.

Ty stepped towards him and the girls took no notice. They were too busy kicking around the Dage dummy like a hacky sack. Sighing, she coughs to clear her throat before addressing the arch fiend.

"I came to announce Empress Gravelyn's coming visit. I suppose you have something to say about your recent defeat?" Ty crossed her arms and leered at the arch fiend expectantly. In response, he rumbles out a deep laugh that held no obvious spite.

"So the Empress has noticed? This defeat is trivial at best," he strides closer intimidatingly and his shadow grew larger and more imposing. "Dage will grow much more overconfident. That was always his weakness," Nulgath said, unable to control the growl he made at the mention of Dage. "Do not expect to see him take victory again."

"Is that what you're going to say to her?" Ty rolled her eyes and glanced back at the girls. They were kicking the dummy high enough to reach the top of the tent. "She might want a better excuse than that. At least take your defeat gracefully." She looked right into his eyes for any sign of anger after giving him a reason to fight but all Ty saw was amusement.

"Your subtlety needs work."

"I am very fucking subtle." She retorted angrily before she could stop herself and cursed inwardly.

"Yes, I can see that," He humored her, talking like they were having a normal conversation between acquaintances. "But this is unusual. In fact, these last few weeks you have been acting strange. Ever since the events in Doomwood with the Empress and the Paladin, you are acting as if you have something to hide."

"What makes you think that? I've been the same as ever." Ty acted offended. "And even if I am troubled by something, it's none of your business. I didn't sell my soul to you. I don't even have a soul. Don't you have more pressing matters to concentrate on? You're being real easy going about the fact that you just lost legitimately to Dage. What are your mercs gonna think? Fighting for Dage looks mighty rewarding at the moment."

"That is not a concern." Nulgath replied calmly. "Though I am curious. Your position demands that you take no sides in this dispute. Say that you were no bound by your position. Who would you side with then?"

"This is entrapment," Ty stated, somewhat disappointed. "But I'll indulge you. I wouldn't side with either of you but I do find Dage more appealing."

"How blunt." Nulgath replied but he did not react any further.

"I'm not loyal to either of you and I haven't known you for too long so my preference is superficial at best. I enjoy Dage's style more even if he is a humorless ass. Good looking though. And I guess there's another reason too."

"And what would that be?" Nulgath questioned, motioning for her to get to the point.

Back in the corner of the tent, the girls were getting really into it. The Dage dummy was being kicked around everywhere.

"Hmmmmm, well what's the harm in telling. One of you is going to disappear anyway," Ty shrugged. "In most teacher or master against student or underling disputes, nine times out of eight I'll side with the latter."

"Is the preference also based on more…intimate experiences? You do seem to converse with my former student much more than with myself." Ty stared at him and nearly gagged. Who did he think he was now? A psychiatrist?

"Pffft, gross. He's not hard on the eyes and all but that's way too Oedipal for me," She stuck her tongue out before thinking on the comment for another second. "Maybe it'd be better to say that its half Oedipal. The way things are going now…" Ty began, wistful. "It reminds me of two very different people. One being my-

Once again, before anything on importance was shared, an uncanny coincidence happened. One of the Yin-Yang girls, Ty wasn't sure if it was Girly or Gothy, had kicked the Dage dummy particularly hard and the dummy went flying in Nulgath and Ty's direction. The two, being too absorbed in their small talk to notice, didn't react quick enough to slap away the dummy that flew over Ty's head and hit Nulgath in the face, crotch first.

Ty jumped back in surprise towards the entrance but finding that it was just the Dage dummy sliding down Nulgath's face, she was instantly reminded of her sister's master piece. Images popped into her head and she wrinkled her nose and brought up her arms defensively as if she had just walked into a room of rotting naked corpses arranged in a human pyramid frozen mid-can can.

Nulgath, who had previously tossed the Dage dummy over to the Yin-Yang girls to pass the time with, had let the dummy slide off of his head and fall backwards with its legs still wrapped around Nulgath's neck. He stared down at the dangling Dage dummy that clung to him with its surprisingly lithe legs, confused as the others were of the situation.

That was the moment that Empress Gravlyn had decided to appear. A red portal opened up in the tent and her majesty entered, took one look at the scene before her and froze mid-greeting.

To make matters worse, the guard and another minion poked their heads in after hearing a commotion inside the tent and gasped.

"Oh gods, it's canon." One of them breathed and the other was making choking noises. Whether he was disgusted, found it hilarious or was getting sweet shipping feels, no one had the answer. One of the Yin-Yang girls, probably girly, made a sound that was either a squeak or a squee.

Ty, hearing the two, concluded that "oh shit, they read the note book!" and swiveled to meet the Empress' gaze.

"I…uh…so this…I can't explain this." Ty said by accident. It wasn't that she couldn't explain it. She just didn't want to.

"I see." Gravelyn noted, voice unchanging. "It seems that my champion and I have interrupted you at a…private time," She addressed Nulgath who was still trying to get a good grasp on the situation. Before he could say anything, Gravelyn was already turning to leave and signaling Ty to follow after.

Ty rushed through the portal, vowing never to speak with Nulgath again, and stepped into Gravelyn's throne room back at Shadowfall. The portal closed behind her and what happened after they left was now up to speculation.

"Ty. There won't be a need for me to see Dage." Gravelyn declared, unmoving as ever. With that, she just left. Turned her back on Ty and walked out the door.

"So we aren't going to ever mention this again, right? Right." Ty concludes, seating herself on one of the steps leading up to Gravelyn's throne. "Now where's the brain bleach? I need at least a lethal dose." She muttered to herself, bringing out her bag. "I'll go find Alison and Ash later."

Author notes: Hey there, fancy seeing you. Heh, I feel more sane right now so all I can say is…nothing really. Nothing at all. Well maybe.

I got the idea for this continuation a while ago and I'm writing it to speed up my creative gears. I'm sort of getting writer's block for double edged so you get this instead. Joy.

This is also half of the actual chapter. The rest of it'll be posted later because the second half is much more different in topic then this one.

It's been a while since the end of the actual DagevsNulgath war so if you don't know what's going on…I guess you can look it up on youtube or try finding the cutscenes on the game.

Also, I don't have any plans to go through the entire AQW Storyline but maybe I'll do the occasional side story here and there. Some things are implied here that relate to double edged and the stuff that would have happened if I made an AQW serious story that isn't crack like this.

If you don't know what Oedipal means, then search it up. Maybe throwing that mention in there was a spoiler for my other story but…I guess that's another hint.

I like the next chapter more than this one. I'll get on it soon.

Did I mention that this whole ficcy is all crack? Like the most crude crack.

What this happen.