Well, this marks the very first time I use the word 'God' in a fanfiction, without censoring it! I hope you enjoy this epic chapter on spreading religion (which is irony for a non-believer)
WARNING: Believers might not be pleased, but you follow a rule that you has to accept. It's right there in the bible, to accept everyone (though you don't) Anyway, I actually had to read the Bible while writing this chapter. If you still want to flame me, go ahead, but your not changing my opinion.
12 Nightmares of Christmas
A Nightmare suited for a God
'Boogiemas Town': December 24, 08:00 Hours
Jack Skellington and Sally Ragdoll were inside Santa's sleigh and riding it back to the ground.
The entire world now had an inch of snow on the ground.
Jack and Sally landed the sleigh in front of Santas Workshop. The two climbed out of it, before looking around.
Jack then gasped once he saw a big cage in the distance.
"This way," Jack stated.
Jack lead Sally over to the cage.
Jack and Sally soon arrived at the cage. Edgar Allen was on the side of it, while all the other residents of Halloween Town were trapped inside the cage.
The mayor turned on his happy face when he saw the two.
"Jack, get us out of here," Mayor stated.
Jack Skellington took a hard look at the cage, before realizing a few rusty bars. Jack continued to think, before he came up with an idea.
"These 3 bars can easily be broken," Jack pointed.
Edgar Allen took a deep breathe, before slowing transforming. He was now a brown bear. He roared as he pushed Jack out of the way. He then lifted his new paw, extracted his claws, before slashing at the rusty bars.
In the bear form, he kept at slashing at the cage bars, before the three rusty bars got torn off and fell on the ground.
Green mist surrounded the bear, before transforming Edgar Allen back to his regular form. The residents of Halloween Town exited the cage through the wide gap, thanks to the broken bars.
Jack Skellington pointed towards the exit.
"Go home,I'll take care of this," Jack stated.
"Yes, sir," the mischievous trio nodded.
"Good luck," Mayo smiled.
Soon the residents of Halloween Town left Jack and Sally. As snow continued to fall, Edgar Allen huffed, before following the crowd.
The couple looked around for ideas.
"Where could Oogie be," Jack sighed.
Sally shrugged, before thinking.
"Jack, this town also lost a thing called, 'Christ', any ideas," Sally asked.
Jack Skellington thought hard on how he could bring the religion back to Christmas, and make it not about money.
Then he suddenly remember the most boring holiday door. St. Patrick's Town.
"I need to go to St. Patrick's Town, and figure this out," Jack Skellington replied.
Sally nodded. "OK, be safe," Sally whispered.
Jack and Sally kept walking back towards the holiday doors. Sally took the door back to Halloween Town, as Jack went up to the door shaped like a three leaf clover. Jack then soon fell into St. Patrick's Town.
St. Patrick's Town: December 24, 08:45 Hours
Jack saw the local Church in the distance, and quickly ran up to it.
He peeked in the window, and saw that the glass portrait of St. Patrick was cracked. The pumpkin king then smelt smoke. He peeked around the back of the Church, and gasped.
The Priest of the Church had a lighter in one had, and a wooden cross in the other.
"There is no hope left," he shouted.
The Priest then lite the cross on fire. With the flamed cross in his hand, and threw it at the Church window. The window broke, as the cross landed inside the Church. The flames slowly rose, causing the Church to be on fire.
The Priest cried, as he walked away.
"What the heck is going on," Jack asked.
Then he heard Oogie Boogie's laugh from behind him. Jack frowned looking behind him.
Oogie Boogie still had his drill arms, but now is body was paved with gold in the symbol of the Jewish cross. The Boogeyman held a Bible in his hands, with an enchanted charm around a neckless.
He continued to laugh.
"Oogie, what have you done to this town," Jack pointed.
"Oh, just forced them to accept me as God," Oogie Boogie laughed.
"You know you cant do that, it's a sin," Jack stated.
"Have you forgotten who you're talking to? I am now.. The Boogie God," he laughed.
"You're God of nothing," Jack replied.
The Boogie God revved up his drill arms very fast before running up to Jack with them. Jack took a few steps back, before bumping into the Priest.
The Priest's eyes glowed red before pushing Jack Skellington back towards the Boogie God.
Oogie Boogie started to dance around while shaking his arm drills at Jack. Jack began dancing with him to dodge all the attacks.
Oogie Boogie then started to sing.
Song: Boogie Song (God reprise version)
The Boogie God
Well, Well, Well, look at him defying a God.
OHH. I'm really scared.
Once I'm done, you'll be all over the groud
Ha, Ha, Ha!
Jack Skellington
It's over! It's over!
This time you've gone too far!
It's over, I'm serious!
Just who do you think you are?
Just because you fooled the town
Doesn't make you God!
You'd better give up, surrender now!
I'm makin' things good!
The Boogie God
He mocks me! He denies me!
I don't know which is worse!
I might just spit a seem now,
If I don't die laughin' first!
Jack Skellington
I hope you did amuse yourself
With this, your little fling!
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm the Pumpkin King!
The Boogie God
You think you are winning
But that's a lot of noise!
Just to be a sport, dear Jack
I'll share my Oogie-dance!
WHOAH!
Jack Skellington
Whoah...
The Boogie God
WHOAH!
Jack Skellington
Whoah...
The Boogie God
I'm the freakin' Boogie God!
After the song, the Boogie God continued to attack Jack.
He then did the robot towards Jack Skellington. Jack did the moon walk so he could get away from the drills.
"What happened to, 'Thou Shalt Not Kill'," Jack said to him.
The Boogie God just laughed, as the bible glowed lime green.
"I'm a God, I can get away with it! Remember the flood during Noah's ark," Oogie Boogie said.
This caused the bible to glowed brighter and make the gold on the 'God's' chest crack a little in the middle. At that moment, Jack knew what he had to do. He had to defy God to deaf.
"Um, there's no logical way Noah or any man could have built that ark," Jack said.
The bible glowed bright green once again, as the cracks on the gold crack even more.
The Boogie God got into a little tango with Jack Skellington, while trying to hit him with the drills. Jack quickly thought of something.
"Dinosaurs are nowhere in the bible, when we have proof everywhere," Jack complained.
The gold cracked hard, as the bible dropped to the ground and opened to the middle.
"Um.. Sarah, the women at 90, having a child. How did that not kill her? It's not possible," Jack said referencing to the Genesis.
The Boogie God grunted as almost half of his gold protection was cracked. Some pieces of gold soon fell to the ground.
As Jack took a quick look at the opened bible lying on the ground, the Church behind Oogie Boogie was completely on fire.
The Priest snuck up behind Jack, and put him in a shoulder hold.
"I hate you Jack, and the entire Halloween Town! Thanks for placing the anti-love heart in my chest," the Boogie God laughed.
Jack couldn't move as the Priest held him tight. The Boogie God lifted his drills in the air, and was about to place them at Jack's chest.
"'Respect Thy Neighbor', idiot," Jack shouted.
This caused the entire gold armor on the 'God's' chest completely crack and fall off. Along with the last piece of gold, a tiny piece of the fabric got cracked, too.
The bible glowed a heavy green shade. The Priest suddenly let go of Jack and shook his head hard.
"What am I doing," the Priest said in confusion.
He then looked up and gasped at the sight of the burning Church.
"Who one Earth committed this sinful arson," the Priest cried as he fell to his knees.
Jack picked up the glowing bible, and side stepped out of the way of the 'God's' then threw the bible at the Boogie God's chest.
The glowing bible came into contact with the small crack on the chest.
"Looks like a God is going to burn in Hell," Jack smirked.
The bible slammed against the cracked chest, and kept going through the other side. The bible left a direct square hole in Oogie Boogie's chest. Millions of bugs fell out through the giant.
"Not again! My bugs, my precious bugs," Oogie cried as all of his bugs began crawling out.
Jack smirked as he turned away from the 'God's' demise. The pumpkin gone up to the Priest. He was still moaning over the burning Church. He was so frozen in shook, that he didn't notice Jack.
The pumpkin king picked him up and began to carry the priest on his shoulder.
'Boogiemas Town': December 24, 10:00 Hours
Jack carried the Priest all the way to the town, and lied him down on the snow. The snow was at least 6 inches tall.
The Priest stood up and looked around.
Jack went up to his ear and whispered,"You want redemption for burning down the Church, then spread the word of God here."
Jack smiled as the Priest quickly ran off to support God.
AAAANNNDDD cue the believers to flame me!
I need a rest from this whole religion thing... on to Pasta With The Creeps, FT. ponies!
Seriously though, hope you all enjoyed as this fanfiction is almost over.