Kennys POV –

I wokeup with my phone still on my chest, the taste of many different drinks flooding my mouth. I sat up lightheaded. I feltmy stomach flip and flop like I was about to vomit. I remembered all that had happened last night so clearly. Tweek had tooted on my horn and Butters had outed his homosexual feelings for me. I was on track to conquering both men. But it was still early and I had already waiting long enough, what was a little longer as I smoothed the rough patches of my cunning plan.

I climbed out of bed and looked at the clock. Fuck, I was two hours late for school. Must've forgot to set my alarm before I passed out.

I left the house rapidly running to school. Once I arrived it was recess. Now was the perfect time to check on my boys. I saw Tweek leaning against a lamp post having a cigarette with his friends. I walked up and stared almost their faces.

"Hey." I said gruffly. Everyone stared at me angrily. No smiles or kindness as their eyes all locked upon me like targets.

"What the fuck are you doing here?" Tweek growled. I shrugged.

"I guess I came to see you after how well I fit in with you assholes last night. But I can tell when I'm not wanted around. Fuck you all." I ranted flipping the bird as I walked off slowly.

"Fuck that kids cool." Someone said.

"Yeah who is he?" Another person auqestion. I glanced back to see Tweek spit on the ground and fold his arms over hischest.

"I don't fucking know, some freak thinking he knows us." He snapped. I glared toward him.

Some freak…. Some freak….. really. If I was some freak, I was some freak who he'd given a head job last night. I stormed away pissed, feeling I could destroy everything in my path. I didn't often get angry but hearing that after all my charm and patience last night made me seethe.

I walked into the classroom talking my seat next to Butters.

"Hey Kenny." He chirped. I turned my malevolent gaze towards his as I clenched my fist open and close over and over.

"What Butters?" I snarled. Butters eyes widened and he looked crushed.

"Are you angry at me?" He asked. I shook my head.

"No, but while I got you hear I need to talk about last night….. I'm a whore. I love to fuck and be fucked. I want you, I do but I'm not a relationship type. I'm not the kind you need as your boyfriend. I'd only shame you. So you can have mindless, unemotional sex with me or forget anything more than friendship because I won't be tied down to anyone." I ranted. Butters swallowed hard his eyes watering slightly. I felt a twinge of guilt for my best friend, had I hurt his feelings. I reached down gentle grabbing Butters hand.

'Dude,I didn't mean to make you cry." I said softly. Butter shook his head.

"It's not that Kenny….. I'd have sex with you but I can't." He sobbed. Confused I looked to Butters.

"Why can't you? Do you not have a penis, because I'm sure I saw one last night." I joked. He looked to me red faced and weeping.

"No I do, but I wouldn't know what to do with it." He confessed. I felt my inside begin to buzz happily.

"Wait, Butters…. You're a virgin?"I nodded tears streaming down his face. I smirked. I'd just hit the jackpot. I'd always wanted to be someones first. I petted Butters thigh gently.

"Well that's ok…. I could teach you." I stated. Butters smiled and went to speak but he was cut off by a soft grunt behind us. I turned to see Tweek standing watching me.

"What?!" I snarled. Tweek smiled.

"Hey Kenny, can I talk to you?" He requested sheepishly. I looked to Butters.

"Go Kenny, we can finish our conversation when we get home." He suggested giving me a hug before I left.

I got up and followed Tweek to the back of the classroom. I glared at him.

"What the fuck do you want asswipe?" I growled. Tweek laughed.

"You're sexy when you're angry Kenny. Makes me want to bend you over a desk and fuck your ass in front of everyone." He explained. I shuddered and felt my pants grow a little tighter around the groin. I looked into Tweeks lustful stare.

"But…. But you said." I began he gently pressed his lips to mine where everyone would've seen if they'd been paying attention. The dangerous action made my body tingle. Tweek was a rebel and good at it. He lusted for the risk of being caught and enjoyed the nautier things in life.

"I know what I said dumbshit…. My friend get booze amnesia they get drunk and wakeup not remembering anyone or anything from the night before. I don't get that. So when they saw you I had to act like a dick to save face with them because they hate outsiders." He explained. I nodded understanding what he meant.

"So I gotta go fling wet toilet paper at nerds with them now. But I hope to see you again. Tonight outside Denkins Farm. Nine o'clock." He suggested. I grinned.

"I wouldn't miss it." I breathed out softly as I became indescribably horny.

I walked back to my seat and slumped in beside Butters. Butters turned back to me and smiled.

"Kenny, my mom just messaged me. She was some shit for me to do at hers and dads. I won't be home until nine, can we talk then?" He inquired. I smiled and nodded.

"Of course we can. We need to sort this out." I answered standing up from my seat and exiting the classroom without uttering another word.

What had I just done? I now had to find a way to meet both guys at nine. I'd fucked myself over. It couldn't be done. Was I in too deep before we'd even begun? How would I fix the problem. I sighed as I walked the empty corridors. I guess I'll just have to find a way to solve this time clash. It's not impossible is it? My brain pondered. Then I realized. I was so sick of debating with my brain. Anything is possible if you want it bad enough and a lobotomy might silence my overactive thoughts.