Blah. ITS ALREADY DECEMBER (ALMOST NEW YEARS! MEIN GOTT! XD) AND I HAVENT UPDATED! IM SHO SOWWY! Anyways its HERE NOW! GYAHHHHHHHHHHH! Lol sorry! Just a bit excited NOW ENJOY!
After class I saw Vlad again. Ugh. I had to resist punching him in his pale face.
"Hey uh, Gilbert right," he asked me.
"Ja. Go avay." I said trudging through the now empty hall.
I really wanted to punch him right there. I could see my fist swinging out of my pocket, landing directly in his face, and maybe he would lose a fang.
"Oh, okay. Well uh, I just wanted to apologize for making you late to class." he said.
That's what he's going to apologize about? THAT?! WHAT THE FUCK!
"And?" I said wanting to punch him even more.
"Nothing," He stated smiling. "I know that you want me to apologize for flirting with Liz and I know how badly you want to punch me in the face, but I know neither of those things are going to happen."
I stood there dumbfounded.
"Vell, vell," I said trying to think of something to say back. "That's because jour a VAMPIRE."
Then he sighed and gave me a small laugh.
LAUGH? WHATS SO FUCKING FUNNY? I hate putting up with shitty people like this.
"It's called magic." He said.
"Abracadabra. Vhat are jou gonna do? Pull a rabbit out of jour hat?" I asked.
"No, I'm psychic," he corrected me.
"KESESESESE! NO JOUR FUCKING NOT LIAR!" I Laughed.
"Suit yourself," He said.
"NO! NO! THIS IS TOO FUNNY! VHAT NUMBER AM I THINKING OF?" I asked. He will never get this.
"Your not thinking of a number. Your thinking of your brother, Ludwig, riding on one of Felik's ponies and then crashing straight into Antonio." He said
He was right.
"NO!" I lied. "I vas thinking of seven!"
"Your lying. We both know that." he said.
Okay, this was Creeping me out...
"Vhatever, just fuck off bitch," I said ready to leave.
"Woah there! Sorry," Vlad said.
"For vhat?" I asked not turning around to face him.
"For not doing shit," he answered cooly.
"VHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN JOU ASSHOLE?" I screamed and turned around to face him.
Then something freaky happened... His eyes... Looked... Like... A snakes? And he was staring at me- no, not at me, into my soul... And i had to turn around quickly.
"Heh, too late bastard. I'll see ya around." Then he walked off.
... Whats that supposed to mean...
So i when home and West wasnt home as usual. So i went home and watched TV and ate cookies cause i didnt feel like doing homework.
-TIMESKIP OF ME BEING AWESOME-
An hour later i got bored and decided To see Liz. She told me earlier she would be at the mall with some frau named Victoria.
-another time skip cause wolfgirl is being a lazy ass (me: AM NOT! Okay well maybe...)-
I found Liz at the mall and approached her.
"Hey Liz"
She turned around and pouted.
"Hey you piece of shit."
"...Liz are you okay?" I asked.
"Just fine asshole." she said
I turned to the girl who was with her. She had tan skin, brown eyes, dark brown hair tird in pigtails held with two bows, and a blue dress.
"Jour Victoria right," I asked the girl.
She giggled
"Yeah! and you must be that 'dumbass bitch' Im not supposed to talk to! Liz said! What was your name... Oh yeah! You must be Dick right?"
"Vhat? My name isnt- Oh..." he said.
"Hm? Whats the matter?" Victoria said.
Obviously shes innocent.
"Nothing, the name is actually Gilbert, Gilbert Beilschmit. So, Victoria, can you explain why Liz is acting like an ass?"
"Oh, its probably you. She hates you."
Liz just stared at us with a blank expression.
"Vhy? Im her awesome boyfriend!" I said.
"She thinks your a dumbass bitch. thats a fun thing to say! I bet she really likes you... But wait she said she hates you... Thats weird." Victoria said.
I laughed.
"Schätzchen, A dumbass is some one vho isnt very smart. A Bitch is-"
"A bitch is That one guy Arthur right?" Victoria said.
"Vho Taught you that?"
"Francis did!"
i laughed again.
Ah francis... What did he do to this girl? Heck shes not even a girl shes like a few years younger than i am.
"Vell schätzchen a bitch is someone who acts like Arthur." I said
"Oh. Well then thats a great thing!" she replied happily
"Vell, how Arthur acts to other people. Basically a bitch is someone horrible."
"But arthur isnt horrible!"
Yeah, to you hes not...
"No, francis just has some... Issues vith him." I said.
"Oh okay. By the way, why do you keep calling me something that sounds like a sneeze?" She said innocently.
"Zhat, is German. It means 'Darling' In German." I said.
"Ooh." She said.
"Gil? Vhen did jou get here?" Liz said.
"I've been here long enough to hear from jour friend zhat jou called me a dumbass bitch! And vhen i got here you called me a Piece of shit und un asshole!" I said with a bit of anger at the last part.
"Gil, why would I ever say something like that?" Liz said
"..." Hell, how should I know?
Wait... I DO know...
"Vlad."
"Vhat?"
"Whos Vlad?" The African- Yeah she looked African, dark hair, dark eyes, tanned skin. Yup. Asked.
"A dumbass." I said simply.
"Gil! Dont ruin her innocence!" Liz scolded me.
"Heh, already did! Did jou fall asleep or something? I svear to Gott zhat jou vere just standing over zhere." I said.
"Vell, all I remember was arriving here... then i kind of blacked out," She said. "Then I vake up and jour here!"
"Zhat vampire must of done something to jou," I said.
"Hah, I highly doubt that," She said. "I feel just fine!"
"Hey schätzchen, Elizabeta und I are going to leave now. It was nice meeting jou. Just remember, IM ZE AWESOME ONE!"
"Um, okay... Bye!" She said waving at us while I walked with Liz.
"Vhere are ve going Gil?" my girlfriend asked.
"To my house," I said.
"Vhy?" she asked.
"Because jou need some rest mein frau." I said.
"Vhat? I'm not tired-"
"Trust me, Vlad did something to jou, so I think jou should just rest, and see vhat happens from zhere."
"Um... Okay." She said.
YAY! I FINALLY UPDATED SHIT! Okay, Well (or should i say Vell) I hope you liked it! I Shall update! And sorry i suck at updating! this was meant for halloween and its almost new years! OH WELL. Im sorry guys!
Translations:
schätzchen - Darling/Sweetie
frau- Girl
Mein- My/Mine
JUST A FAIR WARNING: THIS IS GOING TO GET CREEPY THESE NEXT FEW CHAPTERS.
Sorry if some of the characters seemed a bit OOC...
Well, i think thats it! Byez!