Canada stopped at one of the doors. Something seemed strange, and he didn't know why. It said 'Abandoned Music Room', but he could hear voices in there.

"Do you guys hear that?" He asked the others. Japan nodded, while America gave a thumbs up. "Yeah, dude! Let's check it out!"

Canada sighed, walking up to the doors. He had a bad feeling about this. Gripping the handle, he pulled the door open.

Roses suddenly swirled around them, and the three looked around confused as they faded away. Before them stood seven people in the uniform, and the first one stepped forward.

"Welcome to the Ouran Highschool Host Club!" He called, winking. The two red-haired twins looked at them for a brief moment, then said, "It's boys, boss."

"Uh... What is this?" America was the first to speak up.

Kyoya pushed his glasses up, writing some notes down on a clipboard, then grabbed a laptop and started typing. Might as well look them up...

He saw Tamaki at the corner of his eye step forward.

"It's been a while since we've had boys visit!" Tamaki said in a dreamy tone. He saw Haruhi facepalm, which made him chuckle.

"Hello, visitors!" Tamaki continued. "This is the Host Club! Where boys who have way to much time on there hands entertain the ladies who also have way too much time on there hands!"

Canada was sneaking towards the exit when the doors shut instantly. Kyoya smirked. Forgot to get that door fixed...

He did some more hacking on his computer when he finally found some information about them. And so little information?

America was raising his eyebrows at Tamaki as he kept talking. "We each have different types of people to entertain the ladies! I'm Tamaki, the "Prince Charming" type!" He spun around like a ballerina and put his shoulder around an annoyed Kyoya. "I'm Kyoya, and I'm the "Cool" type." He said finally. Honey-Senpai raised his hand, clutching his Usa-chan. "I'm Honey, I'm the Lolli-Shota type! And this is Mori! He's the silent type!"

"Hikaru and Kaoru are the 'little devil' twins!" The two twins smirked at their names. Tamaki spun around to Haruhi, who groaned. "And Haruhi is the 'natural' type!"

Japan looked like he wanted to say something to Haruhi, but thought better of it as Tamaki looked back at them. "What are your name's?"

Japan nervously bowed. "I'm Kiku Honda, these are my friends Matthew Williams and Alfred Jones. They are transfers from Canada and America, and since I was homeschooled most of my life, this is my first year here as well. We were just looking around before classes started before we came here..." How do I lie so easily? Matthew and Alfred nodded along with the lie.

Kyoya pushed his glasses up as he closed his laptop. "Matthew and Alfred look so alike, they must be siblings."

I don't like where this is going...

"Oh, we ARE siblings! In fact, we're twins!" Matthew punched his brother lightly in the arm to get him to shut up.

Kyoya smirked. "Another set of twins, I see. Why is Matthew from Canada and Alfred from America? Surely you two grew up together."

Matthew gulped, smacking America even harder in the shoulder.

"W-We were separated, our parents got divorced so I had to go to Canada with my papa, and Alfred went to America with mom..."

America snickered. "Why is Arthur the mother, now?" He whispered very quietly.

Matthew went on. "A-And then, mom wanted me back, so she made papa give me to her, and then I lived with Alfred and mom. When we got older, we didn't like l-living in England anymore, so we left, and I went to Canada, Alfred went to America. W-We talked using text or skype..."

It was basically a humanized version of their history with England and France. Yes, England is now the mother.

Kyoya looked at them suspiciously. Those three aren't normal at all, Kyoya thought.