A/N: Ok, so I know no one really cares, but nod and smile as you read this author's note and pretend you do. :P SO I decided that during this A/N I would talk a bit about me... since you have NO IDEA WHO I AM. I could be your neighbor, or I could be a hobo on the street using a computer at the library. HEHE. NAW. So here goes... Alright, so I'm currently OBSESSED (and I'm not kidding) with Demi Lovato, Cher Lloyd, and Avril Lavinge. I mean GIRL POWER. They all are really young (and completely GORGEOUS) and I just 3 them so much. I specifically love warrior by Demi, Oath and With ur love by Cher, and girlfriend and What the H*ell by Avril. YUP. They're fan-freaky-tastic. :D So yeah... maybe I'll tell you more about me later but you probably want to get to the story so here you go. -Ashley

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Hi um so remember how we were like, "We'll update every 2-3 weeks blah blah!" Well, about that...it's been a month. Yes. I know. We're so sorry! But we were busy. I poo you not. (my new catch phrase) No excuses though. So sorry! -Michelle

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Max's POV

"GAZZY! ANGEL! GET YOUR BUTTS BACK HERE!" I roar.

"Never! Mwahahahahaha!" their voices float through the playground.

Ugh!

I continue chasing the duo around the swings and monkey bars like a madwoman. We're now facing each other down with them on one side of the play structure and me on the other. we're doing that weird thing where the chaser goes in one direction and the others run in the same way so you all end up where you started. I'm really fed up now.

'I'll count to three," I growl, "if you two don't come here by three then you'll both be done for."

I take a breath, "One."

The siblings glance at each other.

"Two."

They nod.

"Three!"

The brats actually have the nerve to stick their tongues out at me and sprint away. I stand there like an idiot with my jaw slack and my eyes close to popping out of the sockets. What am I doing?

I guess I probably shouldn't have gotten them large cokes at this time of the night. After I signed everything we were walking home but they suddenly decided they were absolutely starving. I admit, I was a tad hungry too so we dropped by at McDonald's. Man, those kids can eat! Gazzy got two Double Cheeseburgers, large fries, and a large coke. Angel ordered two happy meals. I was only slightly hungry so I only got a large coke and fries. But I mean, they can almost eat as much as I can when I'm hungry and that's saying a lot.

We took our orders to a nearby park to eat on a bench and tore into our food. First of all I found out why Gazzy is named Gazzy. There's nothing cute about it. Let's just say he has a "talent."

After we ate they were probably high on coke so they decided on playing "drive Max crazy until she's ready to chew my head off."

So that's how I ended up sitting on Gazzy's back and squishing his face into the ground with Angel clinging onto my back.

"Guys, it's time to go, it's almost 11 and I'm pretty sure little kids like you should be asleep by now," I sigh.

"Never!" squeals Angel.

"No, we have to go. I may not be used to this mentoring thing yet , but if we don't head home now, your life become a living torture hole, anyways we all have school tomorrow,"

I must have a certain flare in my eye because Angel starts to quiet down and Gazzy stops thrashing from under my butt.

"C'mon guys, we've got to go," I say.

Gazzy and Angel wiggle their way away from me before Angel replies, "Catch me if you can!" before sprinting away.

Oh, brother. I'm never going to catch them. They're like mini ninjas! And I'm feeling too full to move that much.

I face palm myself before coming up with a brilliant idea. I need to make a phone call. This person will help me get these hooligans under control. I smirk evilly before making the call.

Nudge's POV

Hmm, wonder what that's about. Max just called me saying we have to get two things under control, huh?

I walk towards the park I was supposed to meet Max at before a little girl comes running up to me.

"Hey, do you want to play with me and my brother? We're playing tag!"

"Um, no thanks honey I'm here to meet a friend," I reply while smiling, "and anyways, aren't I a bit old?"

The young girl frowned. "Even old people can play, my new mom plays too," she replies, a smile returning on her face once again.

"Sorry, but I seriously got to go," I mutter before walking away.

"You're not very friendly," the young child says, skipping beside me.

"Didn't your parents ever teach you about stranger danger? I'm a complete stranger who could kidnap you right now. Yeah, that's right," I say.

"Well, I took karate before so I know self defense, and anyways you're talking to me, so that's like I'm a stranger to you," she replies while smirking.

Darn you smart kid.

"C'mon, play with us,"

"No thanks," I reply while gesturing with my hand for the girl to leave.

"I'll cry," she pouts.

My eyes widened in shock, "Did ya know that's called blackmail, how does a little girl like you know about blackmail. You're like 8 years old?"

"Good guess, but I'm a bit older," she smiles sweetly.

"You know blackmail is really bad right?"

"Yup, but it gets me what I want," she grins evilly.

"You are one evil messed up child," I huff before walking away, out of the corner of my eye I see the girl skip away into the park. I should probably warn her that a little innocent girl shouldn't be skipping all alone... but she was sort of annoying. So I let it drop before continueing to walk away.

I head towards the slide where I'm supposed to meet Max. She's sitting on the foot of the slide, head in her hands.

"Hey Max!" I say cheerfully.

Max grunts.

"Um, Max? You ok?" I question.

"Define ok?"

"Um, well, like are you good? And anyways, why did you call me?" I ask.

"We need to get these two things under control."

Uh-oh, is it like a bomb?

"So what is it Max?" Becoming extremely nervous and excited at the same time. "What is it?!"

"Shhhh, keep it down. We don't want them to know you're here," she shushes me.

"Um, ok, but what are we controlling anyways?"

"Well, um, there's these very hyper uhhh," she pauses for a second, and I can see her cheeks heating up, "people, who are plain evil."

"OK, well what do these 2 people look like?" I wonder.

"Well, they're both very young and one is a girl and one is a boy..." she carries on.

"C'mon Max! Give me real details to look for!" I say.

"They're both brother and sister, both have blonde hair. They smile a lot and are very fast on their feet... we need to catch them," she answers.

"So, ages? Because their are a lot of blonde haired people in the world," I question.

"Um, one is 10 and the other is 12," she says hurriedly.

What?!

"Wait, so these 'extremely fast people' are little children?" I barely manage to say, "Ahahahahaha you can't catch two little children?"

"It's harder than it looks," she grumbles, "and I probably could catch one of them, but not both at the same time," she stutters, making excuses.

"I bet I could catch them both easily," I say while examining my nails.

"I want to see you try," Max retorts.

"Fine, see you right here in 15 minutes, I'll have two little children in tow."

"Good luck," Max smirks.

I leave Max on the foot of the slide as I leave the playground. I walk around the park for about 5 minutes with no sign of the little munchkin.

"Hey you!" I hear. I turn around to see the little girl from earlier behind a tree. Is she the little "evil" girl Max was talking about... hmmmm...

"Were you there the whole time?" I ask her.

"Mhhmm."

"What a stalker..." I mutter.

"Hey! I heard that!" she yells.

"I know, I wanted you to hear it," I say, sticking my tongue.

"So... where's this brother of yours?" I ask casually.

"Oh, I dunno, probably running away from mom," she replies.

"Why would you run away from your mom?"

"Oh, well Max is a fast runner so we wanted to see how fast she really was... but we were faster," she smirks.

"Max?" I question.

"Yeah! Our new mom!" she replies gleefully.

Wait what? Max is a mom? Why would my SDSBFFLEANWECBU ( SUPER DUPER SPY BEST FRIEND FOR LIKE EVER AND NOTHING WILL EVER COME BETWEEN US) keep this away from me?

"Hey um, kid? I'm not trying to sound like a stalker but how old are you?" I ask.

"10," the blonde chirps back.

OK, so if Max is 17 now and her daughter is 10 then... WHAT?

"Wait, she's not your um, like... birth mom is she?" I stutter out.

"No silly! She's my adopted mom... sorta," she answers.

"Oh, okay,"

I don't have much time to start another sentence before a boy runs past the girl and me.

"Yo Angel," he hollers, before giving the girl a high five.

"Hi Gazz," she smiles back.

"Okay, so Max is off our trail, she's probably sulking somewhere," he smirks.

"Wait, your names Angel... and your name's Gas?" I ask, confusion obvious in my voice.

"Yup!" the girl replies while the boy simultaneously responds, "No."

Wait... huh?

"So, anyways, what about that game of tag?" Angel replies with an evil gleam in her eye.

"Wait what? You invited her to join our game of tag?" the boy looks at his sister.

"Yup, she's my new friend," she chirps.

"Okay sis, if you want to play with her..." he says.

"Um, so who's It?" I ask.

"You," Angel and Gazzy say at the same time.

"Jinx, you owe me a soda, Gazzy," Angel squeals.

"Ahhhh, how are you always so fast," he mutters.

"Okay, I'm going to start chasing you in 3...2...1..."

I check my watch, I have 11 minutes to get these kids to Max. I can do it... right?

A/N: WOW. Next chapter will be all about these 2 little munchkins. Also if y'all could check out the story Impyreno by kknarwhals then that would be great because the stories by kknarwhals are seriously FREAKY AMAZING along with the fact that they're our best friends. So if you could do that I give you a great big golden star because their story is so good. Tell them we sent you :)