A/N: Wow. I'm sorry for everyone who waited for this fanfic to be updated. I completely suck at updating.. and I couldn't even fathom trying to think of a storyline for this. That's what delayed me, but I've decided to just make this a multi-shot with random situations. It's more fun for me this way. :}
Shopping Spree
Tamsin sat in one of the uncomfortable chairs of a department store, and she could feel the tingling sensation of numbness in her butt cheeks. She shifted from side to side, attempting to get the blood flowing. She wasn't sure where she was exactly, and about 4 hours ago (about 5 minutes into their arrival), she stopped caring. She heaved out an exasperated sigh, tilting her head back to stare at the ceiling and think about what lead to this torture. It all started yesterday morning when Kenzi disapproved of her outfit.
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In the kitchen, the first male valkyrie sat at the table, noisily munching on cereal in the morning. On the bright side, Tamsin thought, I can literally tell people to 'suck it.' She chuckled to herself, staring off into space as she ate without paying much attention to the human that suddenly appeared in the kitchen.
"OH GOD," Kenzi screamed in horror, covering her eyes.
"What?" Tamsin mumbled through a mouth full of Cocoa Puffs.
"Dude, close your legs!" She exclaimed, still covering her eyes.
The blonde glanced down, finally noticing what caught the human's attention. "Huh. It's more comfortable this way. Who knew having a dick complicated something as simple as sitting?"
"Dyson and Hale manage it just fine, and I think you can too."
"Yeah, but are there junks as BIG as mine?"
"Hey!" Kenzi argued with her eyes closed, gesturing with her arms in a general direction. "Hale is a respectable size! It's the motion of the ocean, not the size of the boat."
"Keep telling yourself that, little meat bag. Anyways, you can open your eyes now. I've closed my legs." Tamsin surpressed laughter, widening her sitting stance even more than before.
"Finally. I've been living here longer, you'd think— COME ON, TAMSIN. I RAISED YOU. RESPECT ME, YOUNG LA— I MEAN, YOUNG MAN." Hands were immediately covering eyes as Kenzi shouted over the fae's boisterous laugh.
"You shoulda seen your face!" Tamsin exclaimed, wiping an invisible tear from her eye as her laughter died down.
The pair continued their bickering until they heard the telltale sound of heels clicking down the stairs. They both quieted down, Tamsin reduced to quiet snickering and Kenzi was mumbling nonsense in Russian. Soon, a stunning brunette stepped onto the floor, and unable to help herself, Tamsin stared in awe at her beauty.
"It sounded like a war zone down here. What happened?" Bo questioned, staring at her two favorite people in the world.
"Oh, uh, nothing," Tamsin stuttered out, fully aware that she was staring far too hard at the succubus, her succubus. She tore her gaze away, staring in a random direction.
"Mmhm," Bo murmured, squinting suspiciously at the two of them. "Kenzi, why are you covering your eyes?"
"Oh, I dunno, you can totally ask your boytoy about that."
"I didn't do nuffin'," came the childlike response.
"You flashed me!" Kenzi cracked, throwing her arms up.
"Not on purpose!"
"You did it on purpose the second time!"
"Prove it!"
"OKAY. ENOUGH." The succubus shouted, rubbing her temples. It had been a few days since the fateful morning that her girlfriend turned into.. well, a boyfriend. In that time, they let Trick, Lauren, Dyson, and Hale know about the sudden change. Trick believes her valkyrie has been cursed which means it could've happened at any point in time.. Some curses take time, Trick had said. Nobody knew how, or even if, Tamsin's body could switch back. In those three days, they somehow let the concept of clothing slip for the valkyrie, and she resorted to wearing bed sheets and towels like some Norse god. Bo took a deep breath before speaking again. "Okay, I know how we can solve this."
"How?" mumbled Tamsin, again through a mouth full of food.
"We're gonna take you shopping," Bo smiled sweetly as Tamsin's eyes widened in horror.
"HAH!" Kenzi mocked as she heard the thud of the valkyrie's forehead hitting the tabletop.
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And here we are, Tamsin thought sarcastically to herself. She efficiently bought all of the necessary clothes for her wardrobe while dressed in Dyson's old clothes. After buying what she needed, she quickly shed off his clothes, vaguely disturbed at having worn Dyson's old underwear. Unfortunately, no one told her they were his old underwear until after they were in the shopping mall. The valkyrie shuddered at the memory. But oh no, even having finished her own shopping didn't give her a one-way ticket back to the crack shack. Kenzi and Bo opted to have "girl time" and shop to their hearts' content. Normally, Tamsin would have bolted even without the two, but she knew if she did, she'd be sleeping on the couch where a certain lavender-scented succubus would be absent. Curse me for being weak.. for a succubus of all things, but I suppose that comes with being bonded.
The past 4 hours had been pain in its purest form for the blonde. She would rather fight a 50-year war than endure a shopping trip that was longer than an hour. The highlights, however, were when the succubus would get jealous of women who would stare a fraction too long. One moment, in particular, was hilarious to Tamsin.
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Walking down a random section of the mall, Bo linked her hand with Tamsin's, smiling to herself as she felt the blonde stiffen ever so slightly. Even with as far as they've progressed in their relationship, Tamsin still was iffy on PDA that was sweet and innocent. Sure, she could handle raunchy displays of affection like butt-grabbing, but hand-holding and sweet kisses made her an awkward teenager. Deep in her thoughts, Bo hadn't noticed the long-legged redhead strutting her way over to Tamsin.
"Excuse me?" A sultry voice resounded, smoky eyes meeting Tamsin's eyes.
Tamsin raised an eyebrow questioningly, glancing over at her girlfriend who was visibly angry. A sudden idea popped into her head as she replied to the redhead in a deep, smooth tone. "How may I help you?"
"I was wondering if I could have your phone number," the woman boldly stated, a radiant smile on her face.
"Hello? I'm right here," Bo interjected.
Finally, the woman turned to her, looking her up and down. "Is she your girlfriend?"
Tamsin nodded, a slight smirk on her face.
"Do you like her?"
The question caught the valkyrie off-guard for a split second, but she soon recovered. "Eh, she's alright."
Bo gawked at this, dropping the hand she held and using it to smack Tamsin on the arm before stomping away to catch up to Kenzi.
Tamsin watched, bemused at her warrior's response before turning her eyes back to the woman who decided to speak again.
"She wears too much leather.. but anyways, now that she's gone. Phone number?" She smiled that radiant, too-white smile again.
In response, the valkyrie scrunched her nose, beginning to walk past the redhead. "Sorry, I'll pass." With this, she leaned in closer. "You've got nothing on her. Besides, I love women in leather."
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Tamsin sighed. That was an hour ago. She's been ignoring me ever since. She knew she would be forgiven; after all, she could be very persuasive. She closed her eyes, hoping to doze off to pass the rest of the time. She almost reached unconsciousness when a thin hand roughly jostled her shoulder.
"Hey, T-sin, get your butt up. Bo needs your moolah to buy some stuff from Victoria's Secret," Kenzi spoke with a lollipop in her mouth.
"When did you guys even leave this store?"
"Pfft, forever ago. Now scoot. She's in the dressing rooms. While you go there, I'm gonna do some petty theft at a smaller store."
With a grumble, Tamsin reluctantly vacated her seat, watching a middle-aged man zone in on it like an eagle. Great. There goes my seat. She finally reached the store, asked an employee where the dressing rooms were, watched said employee become flustered, and finally made her way over there.
"Bo?" She called out, vaguely aware that the rest of the dressing rooms were empty.
"Over here," a voice called out from the room farthest from the entrance.
She made her way to the last room, about to start a sentence when the door swung open ceremoniously. Lo and behold, a deliciously curvy and sexy blue-eyed succubus stood in the tiny room, donning black lace lingerie and sheer stockings with garters attached. Tamsin's mouth dropped as her gaze travelled down the length of Bo's body. She had seen the succubus in lingerie many times, but each time, the air was knocked right out of her. Barely anything beat seeing Bo in her natural element. Before Tamsin could react, she felt herself get tugged into the room with the door being shut and locked behind her. Hands pressed to her strong, flat torso as Bo leaned up, whispering seductively into her ear.
"I'll discipline my boyfriend for thinking I'm just 'alright.'"
With that, their lips clashed, and forty-five minutes passed by before either of them emerged from the dressing room.
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Afterwards, while they were exiting the mall, they met up with Kenzi who stared at Tamsin's disheveled hair and clothing and Bo's perfectly tidy outfit. Bo donned a secretive smile while Tamsin grinned goofily at nothing and everything.
"Okay, you two look like you've done something horribly wrong."
"Well, I've made sure Tamsin enjoyed this shopping trip," Bo grinned, ignoring Kenzi's fake gagging.
A/N #2: There you go! One-shot #2 of this multi-shot fanfic. Hope you all enjoyed. Be sure to favorite, follow, and leave reviews. Oh! And if you have a suggestion for an installment of this fanfic, be sure to message me on here or on my tumblr. :}
Also P.S. Yes, Hale is alive in this universe because I couldn't bear the thought of it without him.