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Tamsin forgets she's a man and finds herself reverting to old habits.
Situation inspired by Rihanna (guest reviewer).
Forgetful
Adjusting to having the body of a guy was hard, both literally and figuratively. Tamsin was a fast learner, but she just couldn't get the hang of being a guy. Often, she'd find herself returning to old habits. In the beginning, it was more pronounced, and she remembered with great horror her experiences.
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Tamsin walked around the small grocery store alongside Bo, looking entirely too domesticated for her own tastes when suddenly, she felt a familiar twinge in her groin. She really had to pee. And this was her first time doing it in public. Without putting much thought into it, she excused herself, rushing to the restrooms.
The small restroom appeared empty as she darted inside, making a beeline towards a stall. Yes, she had the ability to pee standing up, but no, she wasn't comfortable enough to whip out her brand-new penis in front of other men. Within seconds, she was relieving herself, listening to the steady stream. Kind of reminds me of that fountain at the Chinese take-out place..
When Tamsin finished, she took a bit of toilet paper, dabbing herself off. Even if she was a man, there was no way in hell she'd just 'shake it off' and be merrily on her way. That just seemed unsanitary, quite frankly. She flushed, exiting the stall with a sigh of relief.
The valkyrie glanced to her right, noticing the distinct lack of urinals. Weird, she thought, scratching the stubble on her chin. She moved her gaze left and froze. Her eyes widened in horror.
Standing at one of the sinks stood a girl who looked to be about 11 years old. The look of horror on her face mirrored Tamsin's as she opened her mouth to let out a blood-curdling scream.
"No! No! No, no, no! I got the wrong restroom! I'm sorry! Please stop screaming!" Tamsin yelled over her, approaching the child with raised hands. The valkyrie did not know how to deal with children, and goddamn, this was not the time to be lacking in those skills.
The girl ran past Tamsin and out of the restroom, screaming all the way out.
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As one might expect, Bo had to charm a lot of people to keep Tamsin out of trouble. The following night lead to recharging a succubus, but Bo still teased the blonde about the incident to this day.
That, and another incident, always, without fail, made Bo laugh. The second incident came about when Tamsin was working out at the gym.
After going through her work-out routine, the valkyrie was soaked in sweat, and she unconsciously made her way towards the locker room. She wasn't really paying attention as she was too busy using a towel to wipe the sweat off her shirtless body.
When Tamsin reached the locker room, she finally looked up and was met by the sight of three naked women. They all made eye contact, and Tamsin's eyebrows nearly shot through the roof of the building.
"Uh. I just.. Wrong locker room. I'll just leave," Tamsin muttered as a weak explanation, knowing full-well the women wouldn't believe her. She turned to quickly leave.
The three ladies glanced at each other, and it was obvious they knew each other from the way they were comfortably nude around one another.
"Actually, why don't you stay?" One of them spoke up, her voice low and seductive.
Tamsin's eyes widened as a hand trailed down her muscled back. The blonde whipped around, throwing her hands up. She opened her mouth to speak and instead of words, an unintelligible sound came out.
"Oh? What was that?" One of the other women inquired, inching closer.
Tamsin opened her mouth. Again, a random noise escaped her throat.
"Hmm, couldn't quite catch that," the third woman added as they closed in on the valkyrie.
Third time's a charm. Tamsin opened her mouth once more. "GIRLFRIEND!" She yelled out, running out of the locker room and leaving three stunned women behind.
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"You got all awkward because you're in a relationship with me," Bo cooed to her later that day. "That's cute."
"I've never been that awkward around women in my life, Bo. Being a man is making me stupid," Tamsin said in a serious tone, leaning into the succubus's embrace.
"My dumb little boyfriend," Bo cooed again, cuddling the male valkyrie in her arms.
Ever since those two incidents, Tamsin took extra precautions in making sure she didn't make such horrible slip-ups. However, try as she might, she couldn't stop herself from doing little things. For example, sometimes she found herself earnestly admiring and inspecting lingerie or sometimes she'd cock her hip as she stood waiting for Bo to finish doing something.
It's a horrible thing being a man, Tamsin thought to herself, groaning internally. When will it end?
A/N: This is rather short, so I should be spittin' out another chapter real soon.
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P.S. Excuse any grammatical mistakes.