Started May 17 2014 2:45 pm

Greetings, it Is I, the newly dubbed Sir Cdog. Its been a Looooooong time, at least to me. I've been getting my new PC settled in, and quite honestly, I've been sick, so I've been enjoying video games with random strangers on the internet. Hope you all understand.

I'm disappointed in all of you. You didn't reply to the poll about flashbacks, so FLASHBACK IT IS!

'yo' thinking

"Yo" speaking

'Yo' Kyuubi/summons thinking

"Yo" Kyuubi/ summons talking

italics are flashbacks, the same key applies just add italics

Konoha, Dawn. Day before the genin exams

Naruto stood in front of the mirror, still in black shinobi pants with blue pin stripes down the sides of his legs rising to continue along the sides and down the arms of his hoodie. He looked at his own face in the mirror, thinking about everything leading up to this day.

'Oh god not another fucking flash baaaa-'

-flashback no jutsu-

-Naruto age four standing at a training ground doing push ups with sandbags on his back-

"Huh...Hugh... How many more Kyuubi..." he wheezed.

"Did I say you could talk Maggot. That's another hundred."

"But..."

"200 more!"

"huff..." Naruto continued doing push ups.

-Naruto at age six-

"Alright brat you already have enough chakra for some real weights now, so this is gonna be good."

'Fox what are you doin-'

Naruto felt the fox's chakra beginning to circulate through him, originating from his naval and spiraling into his system, going to his wrists and ankles, along with around his chest, forming a maroon sleeveless shirt, and maroon wrist and ankle bands. They became real fabric and then dragged Naruto to the ground as they became heavier and heavier, stopping at 200 pounds. 'fox I can't get up.'

'well get into a push up position, your to keep trying until you can get to your feet."

'fox you cant be serious.. Fox? DAMMIT KYUUBI'

"Hehhehehe" cackled the Kyuubi as he broke off the connection, leaving a stewing Naruto alone for the next few hours till he finally struggled to his feet and stumbled home, climbed the stairs on his hands and knees, and laboriously climbed into bed.

'Atta boy Kit' thought the centuries old fox as he too fell into unconsciousness.

Konoha, Present Day.

"KIT! KIIIIIIIIT!"

Naruto snapped out of his daze of reminiscing as he felt the fox flooding him with his chakra, before it focused on his arm which to his horror began moving against his will, raising, then quickly slapping him before he regained control of it.

"FOX WHAT THE FUCK!"

"NO MORE FLASHBACKS! YOU STOOD HERE FOR AN HOUR, YOUR LATE!" The fox was panting in exertion from forcing his chakra past the seal.

"FUCK" was heard throughout the slums that Naruto lived in as he leapt out his bathroom window, sprinting roof to roof toward the academy.

Konoha Academy, 10 seconds after the bell.

"Hanataro Utane?" A child in the back responded 'here'. "Naruto Uzumaki?" Music is then heard out in the hallway that is sudden and jarring, its an older rock sounding song. 'You gotta fight, for your right, to paaaartay' is heard before Iruka stalked over to the door, which launched off its hinges, falling forward to reveal one Naruto Uzumaki with his boot still extended from kicking it down.

"Am I late?"

Iruka face-palmed and pointed. "Take your seat, just go. For sanity's sake GO!"

The whole class sweat-dropped and Naruto shrugged, walking up to take his normal seat next to Ino, who immediately latched onto him, causing EVERYONE to look away from the relationship which made there minds want to snap from the sheer possibility it existed.

The standard academy graduation later.

"And team 7 under Hatake Kakashi will be Sasuke Uchiha..-"

Every fangirl in the room simultaneously clenched every orifice in there bodies.-

"Uzumaki Naruto-"

The fangirl's were a bit letdown And happy at the same time, two hot teammates, one less slot for another girl, but one less chance for them to be on the team as well.

Naruto tightened his arm around Ino with hope.

"And Yamanaka Ino."

A few moments pass as Iruka announces more teams.

The two blonds shoot him an embarassed glare but consent. "Team 10 is Akamichi Choji, Nara Shikamaru, and Haruno Sakura." Sakura shrieked and Ino snickered.

"Your sensei's will be here shortly." Iruka left on that note, and Asuma, Kurenai, and the other sensei's Picked up their teams, leaving team 7 alone, Sasuke was brooding and Naruto and Ino were sharing the same chair, with Ino in Naruto's lap since Iruka had left.

"Ino-chan, let go of my hands for a second." Said blond released his hands from her own, and he put them in that oh so familiar handseal, and seemingly nothing happened before he went back to being cute with Ino.

Outside the classroom

Sitting in a tree, enjoying the wonders of icha icha was our favorite scarecrow. Behind him, was an unnoticed shadow-clone who had appeared from thin air behind him, and currently had a kick wound up almost comically. He booted the man in the ass and sent him sailing through the open window, causing him to do an endzone dance before poofing out of existence.

Back inside

Sasuke, Ino and Naruto watched the front of the room, Sasuke with boredom, Ino with curiosity, and Naruto with a knowing smirk. About five seconds later, Kakashi flew through the window, landing with his ass in the air, laying on his face with his book beside him.

"My first impression of you all is... I hate you." he drawled. "Meet me on the roof." He shushined away in silence.

The Roof.

'So Fox, what do you think of my idea?'

'Not right now kit.'

'Dammit'

-"My dream... No my ambition, is to kill a certain man, and revive my clan."

"Riiiiight." Kakashi drawled. "Next, the blond one in the other blonds lap."

"I'm Ino Yamanaka, I like flowers, I Looove chocolate, And Naruto-Kun. My dream is to be a mother... in the FAAAAR future."

"Sickeningly sweet, Check. The other blond one?"

"I am Naruto Uzumaki. I love Ino chan, I like ramen, and hate people who cant see past what's on the outside. And I WILL be the Hokage."

'Great... Ducks ass, bimbo and Mr confidence.' "I still hate you all. First test is tomorrow" He disappeared in a shushin, his last thoughts being 'I'm getting an eye for an eye, rectal trauma for rectal trauma'

Sasuke left with a hmph, and Ino and Naruto left for Ino's house to let her parents know where she would be.

Yamanaka House

"I couldn't find her dear." said a distraught Inoichi.

"Hmm.. This is troubling dear.. " said Miharu Yamanaka (1) Right as there was a knock at the door before it was opened. "Mom, dad I'm home."

Ino walked into the living room, and right as her parents were about to chew her out Naruto walked in behind her. "Mom, Dad. Now that I'm a shinobi, and an Adult, I'm going to move out."

Her parents gaped at her, then at Naruto, both rendered speechless.

"Well... Atleast my girls independent..." said her mother uncomfortably.

"Less money spent out of my paycheck I guess... Where are you going to live?" he asked now suspicious, looking at the sheepishly grinning Naruto.

"I'm moving in with Naruto-Kun of course." she hugged his arm tightly. "And no you can't kill him daddy. Well, bye. I already had Naruto-Kun pack up my room while we were talking." A shadow clone came downstairs, tossing a scroll to the original before disappearing in a plume of smoke.

"Wait dear!"

Ino turned to look at her mother. "Ya mom?"

"Here" she walked over and handed her a scroll of her own with a motherly smile. "I knew you would find a boy sooner than most so I prepared this when you entered the academy. Its got a week of my home cooked meals, A recipe book so you can learn to cook them for yourself, and Money for clothing and food in case you get in a pinch."

Ino teared up a little and hugged her mom, her father standing and joining the hug, though not happy still, it was her choice. "I love you guys mom, dad." she pulled back and nodded to them, hugging Naruto arm again and he shushined them away.

"Shes really something else... Reminds me of her mother."

"Oh hush Inoichi. You forget, she is out of the house now, we are all alone~" she cooed.

"... Well I'm sure its for the best"

With the main couple.

Cuddling in Naruto bed, they fell asleep in each others arms. I love you Naruto/Ino they thought simultaneously.

'Oh god its so sweet they gave me diabetis... its gonna be a loooong eternity'

there is a poll about the story in my profile. LOOK AT IT

(1) Inos mom literaly has no first name. Check the wiki. Then again wheres tentens family, chojis mom, or konohamarus rents?