Can I tell you a secret? I only wrote this chapter so that my fanfic wouldn't have thirteen chapters which is UNLUCKY!
Despite how badly Jinx longed to properly come back to the Muppets, and how delighted the rest of the Muppets were that she was back, she knew that she had to get the opinion of one person in particular.
Jinx knocked on Miss Piggy's door.
"Who is it?" Miss Piggy called.
Jinx poked her head around the door. "It's me," she said.
Miss Piggy looked, and then sighed. "Oh, great it's Furball," she declared disapprovingly. "Kindly state your business and shove off. Moi is tres busy."
Jinx came inside and shut the door behind her. "I just want to know if you got my letter," she said.
(Oh, I forgot to mention. Jinx wrote Miss Piggy a letter before she left in the last fanfic, asking for forgiveness and explaining why she was leaving)
"Letter?"
"You know, on the day that I left, I slid it under your door."
"Oh, that thing. Yes, I got that."
"And…?"
"And what?"
Jinx sighed at how painfully slow the conversation was going.
"Do you forgive me? I'm gonna need to know if I'm going to stay here."
Miss Piggy nibbled her lip. She said nothing but walked over to the door and peered out of it. Satisfied by the fact that they were alone she said:
"I suppose I do forgive you, cat. But the thing is…I don't want anyone to know."
"What? Why not?"
"Well, you see, I'm the tough one here. I don't want anyone to think I've softened up or wimped out of anything."
"What? You wouldn't be wimping out! If you like me now, why pretend otherwise?"
"It's not that simple. You don't just stop hating someone all of a sudden."
Jinx flinched. "You don't hate me, do you?"
"No! I just…don't want people to think I don't."
"That doesn't make any sense. Look, can't we just make up for Kermit? He's tearing his hair out trying to work something out between us, but you could solve it so easily. So why don't you?"
Miss Piggy looked like she was going to say something important, but then she announced: "He doesn't have hair."
"What? Look, are you taking this seriously?"
"Yes."
"You've got to tell him. Being tough isn't about always being right, it's about being able to admit that you were wrong, and doing the right thing, even if you don't want to."
"Well…supposing I did tell him, how should I do it?"
Jinx thought for a minute. "Make it subtle, act like it's no big deal, then if your lucky, everyone else will act that way too."
"Moi can't really do subtle."
"No, you turn everything into a damn soap opera."
Miss Piggy glared at Jinx and Jinx held her hands up in surrender. "Sorry! It was a joke!"
"Well, I suppose I will tell him. Thanks, cat."
"Could you, by any chance…not call me cat? I have a name, it's Jinx."
"You know, for a boyfriend-stealing-moggie, you're alright."
Normally, Jinx would have exploded at this, but she knew better and just laughed it off.
"See ya later, pig," she declared.
Well, that's a wrap on Jinx's story. Does this mean that this fanfiction is over already? At five chapters? No fear! I didn't call it epic for no reason. I'm going to continue the story with another plot that will take up the rest of the story. What is this plot I hear you ask? Well, that's for next time! Laters!
