After watching too many medical shows, on the top being 'House', I've diagnosed myself with Huntington's Chorea but i wonder if it should onset around my age. I'm just 15 after all. Maybe i just need to exercise more. :/
So due to this uninspired streak I've been going through, I blame this on the scarcity of Coffee in my house, I present to you a short skit.
-The Lazy bum of an author-
Kaoru: I'm not supposed to know you yet, but since this person, (points at a dead white girl lying dead on the ground) fails to update, why don't you give us your introduction?
GIQ (girl in question/protagonist) : I don't know about that, It will ruin the suspense about the part I'm playing...
Sakura: Woof! Woof!
GIQ: Sakura, what are you doing here?! I thought i left you home, wait, is that a note on your collar?
Sorry, last minute date! But you're such a cutey, you'll forgive me, right?
-dog caretaker a.k.a. Tsundere super girly girl.
GIQ: That B-*&%$&$^&% #^#&*&%^(&&%%&^$!
Hikaru: Kaoru, your ears! (while covering self ears)
Kaoru: AAAh! Hikaru, I'm bleeding from my ears!
Author(suddenly revived)- WTF GIQ! I told you not to swear in front of him!
Author running off to Kaoru as the ear-bleeding phrases continue to leave through the GIQ's mouth. Sakura cowers in a corner behind MiLord who just had the wrong timing to visit.
MiLord turns to paper and gently sways to the ground.
Hikaru faints due to exhaustion and anxiety while Kaoru continues to scream about his bleeding ears which bleed some more. The Author tries to protect him while exposing her own ears which cut off from her body on their own and fall to the ground.
Ear suicide.
"Medics! We need Medics! and call that b**** of a caretaker! I'm firing her love sick ass!" Author screams for the last time before collapsing on Kaoru who's suddenly gotten very numb from shock.
Medics run into the room just as GIQ gets tired of swearing. They quickly carry the victims of the massacre and rush off to the hospital which the one who had inflicted this watches everything confused and blank.
GIQ: What just happened? :/
Totally irrelevant to story line btw. Just to make you laugh. Update awaits you 3 days after! :D Other stories of mine also have a nonsensical rubbish chapter updated so you can check those chapters out and laugh(at me). Oyasuminasai!
