EDDARD:
After eighteen years Eddard Stark was finally going to have a quiet house with no kids and enjoy his wife all for himself!
As Rickon went up the stage to get his diploma he couldn't help but smile and thank the God's for his family but more importantly that Rickon had chosen Skagos to go to college which was far away instead of Winterfell U. Don't get him wrong; he loved his children but then again you weren't the one who lived in a house with six children, their friends, significant others and pet wolves. Maybe that's why he had a heart condition.
"Let's go up to the front so we can get pictures Ned"- His wife said excitingly looking gorgeous as always.
"You go ahead with the kids Darling, I'll wait here with the baby" He said holding his first grandchild. Jon's little boy; Jeor.
Benjen often joked that if war broke the Starks would have immunity all over the country. Sansa lived in the Vale with her boyfriend Harrold, Bran was away at college at Greywater while Jon lived with Ygritte not so far of the Wall. Rob was the closest in Winter Town and last but not least Arya was in Braavos; at least she was with Gendry making Eddard feel more safe about her well being. That boy took care of her like she was his little sister. Speak of the devil...
"Hello Gendry! Did you make it in time?" He said picking up his phone careful of the baby in his arms.
"I'm sorry Mr. Stark but our bags got lost and I'm afraid we're still at the airport sorting it out."- He could hear Arya giggling on the other side of the phone but he wasn't sure since Jeor was in the middle of his baby blabbing.
"It's ok... just bring her home when it gets sorter. You too Gendry, you have a room prepared just for you"
"Thank you Mr. Stark. I am under the impression that you guys will be celebrating Rickon and Shireen's graduation all afternoon right?"-
"Yes, you know your father. He rented the whole hunting lodge so we'll be heading strait over there after we finish with the photo shot"
"Perfect! I mean... that's great"- Gendry squeaked.
Gendry pant's down!; he was sure he heard Arya say over the line.
"I'm sorry?!"
"Oh that's just Arya saying 'Gendry calm down' because of the bags. Yup, that's what she said...Ouch, Ar that hurt!"-
"It's ok, the signal is breaking up. See you soon Gendry, just bring my girl home"
"Of course Sir"-
"Well it seems like you won't be seeing your Auntie Arya just yet my boy" Eddard said cooing over his grandchild.
"Oh my God, why? Did they elope?!"- Sansa practically yelled as Jon reached for his son. Why was he sending dirty looks over to Sansa?
"Rob! Yes, I was talking about Rob and Roslyn. Who else?"- She said with her face flushed.
"Wow Sans, nice save"- Bran muttered as the rest of the family walked back from the stage.
"Yeah, our little bird here was talking about the crazy idea I had days ago about eloping but don't worry Mom, you'll get your wedding"- Rob said hugging Roslyn.
"You better!"- Catelyn said eyeing Jon and Ygritte. "Unless these two decide to make things legal"-
"I had his baby in my womb for 9 months, It doesn't get more official than that Mrs. S"- Ygritte said blunt as always.
"Aye... and you'll get your fare share of weddings soon"- This time it was Jon who was glared upon and Eddard was clueless and quite frankly tired. Rickon's graduation party meant a full house so he hadn't been able to get a good night sleep for days.
"There you are!"- His oldest friend Robert yelled even though they were at arms reach.
"Well let's go eat and drink then! Ned, you ride with me! Cat? be a doll and ride with my brother Stannis, I'm afraid I'd kill him if I try to pull even deeper the stick he has up his ass"-
"Mom can Ros and I hitch a ride? My car is..."- Robb pipped up.
"Theon; of course" Ned muttered
They all got inside of their cars as Eddard's headache was getting worse. Robert's beer breath wasn't helping, it's safe to say that Eddard was driving.
"So?"- Robert asked drinking a beer from the cooler he had in his car.
"So what?"
"Did my boy call you?"-
"Gendry? Yes, he called just a while ago to inform me of his plans with Arya"
"Good, nice to know he finally grew some balls and asked our little wolf the big question. Although knowing her she would have asked him all by herself"-
"Robert what are you talking about? Also, I think you've had too much to drink already!"
"Shit! I've run my big mouth again haven't I?"-
"If that's your way on saying you are drunk than I must agree"
"Did I ever tell you about the time I had a threesome with some girls in Lannisport?"-
This was going to be a long day.
...
By six in the afternoon Eddard had had enough!
Robert had gotten in three fights with three different people, Stannis had approached him with basically a pre prenup agreement if Rickon dared to put a hand on his daughter. Catelyn was frantic trying to appease Roslyn's father Walder who crashed the party while Eddard was doing his bloody best to ignore the fact that Theon had disappeared to the ladies room with his sister in law Lysa.
So telling no one he did was what best for himself, he called a cab and left home. Finally alone, with no kids running around and no wolves barking. Certainty not any more clothes thrown around the floor... Is that a shirt?
Going inside of the house there was a trail of clothing scattered around the living room leading towards the guest room.
"Oh God! Right there, right fucking there!"-
''Faster!''-
''Harder!''-
''Yes... yes... yes!''-
Eddard froze! Theon couldn't have possibly convinced Lysa to have sex with him! Let alone to have sex with him in her sister's house who by the way had raised him like one of her own!
"I'm too old for this" Eddard mumbled retreating back to his office for a much needed glass of scotch and a cuban cigar since Cat wasn't around when he noticed for the first time the luggage on the floor right beside the main door.
''Gendry pleeeeeease... Ohh, God don't stop, don't you dare stop!''-
Gendry? What the hell was he doing here when he was supposed to be at the Airport? And more importantly who was he with?... Where... was... Arya?
"For fuck's sake babe, give a guy a chance to recharge!"-
"We are staying in here all the weekend, under my parent's roof. That's no sex for almost four days, that is simply unacceptable. Now get up soldier, Winter wants to come!"-
That voice... It couldn't be! She is a child, she doesn't even care about boys and dating! Eddard's hands where shaking as he got closer to the door of the guest room which was slightly open.
"A quick fuck per m'Lady's wishes!"-
"Don't call me a lady stupid!"-
Eddard was just about the open the door wide when something or someone (s) crashed against the door hard hitting him square on the face making him fall on the floor.
"Wait, did you hear that?"-
"You not having sex with me? Of course I did! C'mon Gendry, I want at least two more orgasms till everybody gets back!"-
"Wait, I have to check it out"-
And that was how Gendry found Eddard lying of the floor with his nose broken and how Eddard found himself face to face, or better said 'face to penis' with Gendry's very erect member just there, out in the open.
"Daddy?"- Arya said horrified as she peeked from behind Gendry's large frame. Thank God Gendry had a big frame, he didn't need to see his daughter naked as well.
"That!" He said gesturing towards the young couple "Is not the way brother's and sisters treat each other!"
THE END.
Short little stories to help me get out of my writers' funk. Hope you liked it! Thanks to every single reviewer for their feedback. As always; you are awesome!
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