"I'm actually glad Dudley's not here. Being a dog he wouldn't be able to keep his nose out of our asses." Kitty commented, pushing out another raunchy fart.
"Are y'all saying Dudley likes farts too?" Tammy farted loudly again, enjoying it as it made the back of her suit puff up. "With that nose of his, I bet he can smell our gas from in here anyway!"
Kitty ripped another loud, smelly fart that tarnished the air even more. "I think these air fresheners are starting to wear off."
Tammy giggled at this. "Hmm, true. Guess our butts were too much for them!" Tammy emphasized her statement with a large, tuba like fart.
"Hey, has anyone seen T-T-T-T-Tammy? She's been g-g-g-g-g-gone a while." Keswick stuttered.
"Last I remember they were putting up new air fresheners in the weapon room. Maybe you should check on them." Dudley suggested, sounding smarter than usual.
"Good idea. And just in case the door is st-st-st-st-stuck, I've invented a device that basically opens up any d-d-d-d-door. I call it the d-d-d-d-door opener." Keswick stuttered again, the other characters giving him blank expressions as Keswick lowered his head. "Yeah, I need to come up with b-b-b-b-b-better names.
"Well don't just stand there! Go use it on the door that needs opening!" Chief stated, somehow aware that the door was locked.
Keswick pulls out a remote with a button, pressing it and aiming it at the weapons closet, causing the lock and hinges on the door to fall off. "Sadly this thing doesn't fi-fi-fi-fi-fix doors. But I'm working on that."
"Oh thank god! We're finally free!" Kitty gasped as she and Tammy ran outside, the bad gas that filled the closet being released.
"Keswick, you saved us! You're so smart! You deserve a double end kiss!" Tammy picked up Keswick and kissed him on the lips, then stuffed him into her butt, farting as loud and sexy as possible, causing Keswick to stutter more than usual as Tammy put him down, his eyes being replaced with hearts.
"And I helped! I think someone owes me a thank you!" Dudley stated, feeling somewhat left out, being the dim witted dog he was.
Kitty glared at Dudley and grabbed him, stuffing him into her ass and farting loudly, giving him the same "thank you" that Tammy gave Keswick.
"You're welcome!" Dudley stated, smelling Kitty's farts, oblivious to all else but what was to him a compliment from her.
"Looks like all's well that ends well, y'all!" Tammy claimed, bumping butts with Kitty as they both farted in unison, before they all made victory poses at the screen and the fic closed like any episode.
THE END