And here we are for chapter 4.

Wow I never thought a brain fart like this would actually make it this far.

Now I would like to thank every single one of you for following this story up till now and I hope to see you all for the many chapters that will follow.

Now a nice announcement.

Since we don't know what happened between age 8 and 11 I will make a bunch of omeka's detailing that time period.

The first omeka will be released when this story reaches a total of 10 reviews.

Now after this short note let's go onwards to the story.

WELCOME HOME HARRY.

When harry woke back up from his nap a giant was sitting in his tent eating his bacon.

Blinking twice harry decided that giant or not nobody touched his emergency bacon {something several gangsters learned the hard way} and so he took action {as in extreme action}.

Rebeus Hagrid grounds keeper of Hogwarts was a simple man, alright scratch that last part he was a simple half giant, but still half giant or nor he was a simple soul that liked simple things like dragons hippogriffs and large spiders that contained some of the deadliest poison in the world second only to basilisk poison.

So when our simple friend after a long trek discovered a tent containing the student he was supposed to escort he diced to sit down and wait till the kid woke up {nope nothing wrong with a large hairy dude watching a child he have never met before sleeping}.

And as a simple soul who could blame him that he had grown hungry and so decided to take a piece from the already prepared bacon {harry always has a small amount of emergency bacon}.

Unfortunately a life time of watching others eat the food he made while belittling him had caused harry to grow protective of his food especially his favorite, bacon.

Let it be known that that also was the day a small little town in England was awoken by pained screams and sadistic laughter so evilly that with in one month time the entire town moved away thus creating one of the scariest horror stories to date, but we are digressing.

Meanwhile in the tent Rebeus Hagrid was having a panic attack, in Hagrid's opinion all dangerous beasts where just misunderstood and the law for preventing cross breeding was merely a suggestion, so what scared him so much that he screamed like a little girl.

The answer, a demonic looking harry potter being surrounded by swords as a couple of zombies emerged from his shadow.

Yep that would do the trick.

{Time skip}.

After recovering from his panic attack and subsequent fainting both of which he couldn't remember because he suppressed the memory as good as he could, Hagrid proceeded to tell him about the magical world and Hogwarts just as planned.

However any kind of plan there was turned useless the moment they stepped onto Diagon ally.

The amount of damage and chaos harry created was only rivaled by one of the death eaters raids during the height of voldemorts rein. And that was before he even had his wand.

It all started when a certain thief thought he could get away with robbing a little boy, unfortunately instead of money he somehow had a pack of halve warm bacon.

After that everything passed in a blur and now not 5 minutes after entering the ally half of it was already burning. Did I mention that shops are normally outfitted with special runes that would stop most fires.

Kicking the bruised and burned thief that was now missing both hands in the nether regions harry watched with a sadistic glee as the thief flew into a billboard that remained of Cornelius fudge when he tried to become minister for a second term {vote wise vote Fudge}.

Shall we go on the innocent child asked as he turned around and gave a puppy eyed look on hagrid.

Hagrid who had once again suppressed any memory from said event only saw a cute small boy that was probably scared of all the running and screaming going on and decided to lift the boy on his shoulders to keep him save from anyone that would bump in to him and cause them to be separated.

It was this way that harry potter entered the wizarding world being carried by a halve giant as Diagon ally burned and people screamed.

Sorry for this being so short.

My laptop crashed and had to be repaired.

Unfortunately I lost all chapters that where done.

So let's see I did this chapter in les then 2 hours as a way to say sorry for the wait for new chapters