OHSHC Meets Neko
I do not own OHSHC. This is just for enjoyment.
Chapter 3
Neko walked into the clubroom the next day to visit with Hani when she met up with Haruhi.
"Hey, how you doing?" Neko asked. Haruhi looked over at her before shrugging.
"Good. The twins asked me to see them in the clubroom." She answered.
"I'm headed there to visit with Hani, I'll tag along."
That was a mistake. As soon as they entered they were met with swimsuit mannequins and the twins insulting Haruhi's chest size, before realizing they told Neko Haruhi's secret.
"Relax, at least I'm not crazy. I think she's cute for a guy. Here," Neko handed her a light green one piece suit that had circles cut out of the sides, "This one will work. It compliments your eyes."
As it turned out, Kyoya had brought the guests along, so Haruhi couldn't wear the green one piece.
"Hello ladies, how are you enjoying the sun?" Neko asked.
"I-it's perfect Neko-chan." A girl said shyly. The three girls were sitting on towels in the sunlight.
"Why don't you take your shirt off?" the second girl asked.
"When I was younger, I accidentally fell out of a tree onto one of the spikes on my fence, I didn't hit anything important, but now I have a very nasty scar I don't like to show." Neko answered.
"I'm sorry, that was insensitive." She looked down in embarrassment.
"Hey, don't worry about it. You were curious, and you know what they say: curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. And you can all call me Neko. Here, you guys should go have some fun. I'll join you later. I just need to make sure they put your luggage in the right rooms. Do you have tags on the bags?"
"Yes, we made sure they were on there. Thank you Neko!" They ran off as Neko walked to the hotel.
It wasn't until dinner that Neko walked out of the rooms. As she entered the dining room, Tamaki stormed out.
"I saw to the guests. They're all accounted for. What happened?"
"Haruhi saved some of the guests and almost drowned." Mori spoke. Neko stared at him. She turned to Haruhi.
"Guess you should be more careful. What's for dinner?"
"Crab. If you'll excuse me, I have some business to take care of." Kyoya stood up and left the dining hall. Neko sat down and grabbed a crab. She stared at it for a moment.
"Anything else? I'm not a big fan." She looked down in embarrassment. When they said no, she sighed, "Oh well, I'll eat twice as much in the morning. See you all later!"
As she sat in her room with her MP3 on its dock, she heard the first roll of thunder, causing her to stiffen up. She turned the volume up.
"When you're rife with devastation,
There's a simple explanation,
You're a toymakers creation
Trapped inside a crystal ball.
And whichever way he tilts it,
Know that we must be resilient,
We won't let them break our spirit,
As we sing our silly song."
Hani heard the lyrics echo out of Neko's bedroom. As he opened the door, he was surprised to see no one inside.
"Neko-chan? Are you here?"
"Go away." A whisper came from the closet.
"When I was a little filly,
A galloping blaze overtook my city,
So they shipped me off to an orphanage,
Said ditch those roots if you want to fit in.
So I dug one thousand holes
And cut a rug with orphaned foals
Now memories are blurred
And their faces are obscured
And I still know the words to this song."
He opened the closet as the first strike of lightning struck.
"FUCKING HEIMEL!" Neko shouted, scaring Hani. Her eyes were closed and she was curled in a ball with her eyes shut tight. He reached inside for her hand. She looked up at him as another bolt struck the earth.
"LAMBS ASS! I hate lightning. Always have, always wi- SHIT FUCKER!" With every bolt of lightning, a new creative curse left her mouth, most of the time was a variant of cocksucker. At the fifth one, she pulled Hani into the closet with her. She held him as the storm let on, relaxing after every bolt, only to stiffen as a new one started.
As the storm left, Hani looked up at Neko and saw she was asleep. Carefully crawling out of her arms, he turned around just as Mori knocked and entered. They exited quietly at Hani's insistence. They met up with the twins and Kyoya and went to find Haruhi and Tamaki. The sight they were met with was unexpected. (We all know what happened, so we'll just skip the embarrassment, for poor Tamaki's sake.)
"At least I know what the word means now," Haruhi said as the cars drove off without Tamaki.
"I don't." Neko said offhandedly.
"That's because you're innocent." Kauru said. Neko snorted.
"The only thing innocent about me is the fact that I'm a virgin." Neko smirked at the dumbfounded expressions on their faces.
Just to clarify: Neko's reaction to thunderstorms is what happens to me during them. I can't stand them and end up yelling obscenities at every bolt and sound. Also, only Hani knows she's a girl. Thank you.