Bored of the same thing
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A/N:- So I bet you didn't think that you'd see an update on this fic huh? Well I've decided to have a little break from my DE fics and add another chapter to this one, so my updating this is in honour of Elena's future departure of The Vampire Diaries – it's basically a bit of Bamon fever because Bamon will be more likely to happen now that Elena is leaving!
Once again, this is rated a strong 'M' if 'MA' still existed then it would be that haha but this chapter isn't as bad as the last one so I guess this is a little more mild.
There is no blood play in this one and I don't think that the 'C' word is mentioned.
I'll update this fic whenever I feel like it though so expect like monthly updates because it's possible that won't happen, this doesn't have a story line really but it does carry on from each ending.
Another warning is that this does contain dirty talk so if that offends anyone, because it is pretty detailed then maybe I would avoid reading.
Don't forget to leave a review and if you wanna leave a Bonnie and Damon request for this fanfic then I might just add it in if it's raunchy enough;)
Bonnie walked into the kitchen of the boarding house to see Damon reading the paper (again) and sat at the kitchen table. Since their little 'rendezvous' last month they hadn't done anything since, it all honesty it hadn't really been awkward either because it was just the two of them there wasn't really any point in creating an uncomfortable atmosphere.
Bonnie went and sat opposite him at the table, after a couple of moments of silence Bonnie finally spoke "don't you ever get bored of jacking off to the same porn mags all the time?"
Damon looked up from the paper and raised his eyebrow "you know Bonnie, you've been acting kinda out of character, any reason for that?"
Bonnie shrugged and Damon lowered his paper "I know that I'm acting sort of differently now compared to how I did when we were with everyone in Mystic Falls but to be honest it's not all that different, I'm just speaking what's on my mind I mean it's just the two of us and we're all alone, why should I continue to act so serious and broody when there is nothing to be serious and broody about" she said matter of factly.
Damon tilted his head into a 'not bad' pose "very well then Miss Bennett, I don't have a problem with that if you wanna act all raunchy" he said wiggling his eyebrows.
Bonnie rolled her eyes, "how many times have you read that paper now? We've been here for like three months now."
"I don't know, maybe four or five times, I'm trying to do the crossword seeing as though there isn't anything else to do."
Bonnie nodded her head "so the porn, don't you get bored?"
Damon shrugged "well when I watch the old video tapes I don't exactly get bored of the 'story line' if that's what you mean" he said smirking "porn is porn, I suppose it does get boring but it's better than nothing, in fact I was thinking of ransacking some of the other houses and seeing what porn stashes they had, not that porn was of the greatest quality in the ninety's anyway."
"What did you do with those pictures you took of me, you know when you-..."
"When I licked you out? When I went down on what was the sweetest pussy I have tasted, like ever."
Bonnie blushed and nodded "well that's something I don't get bored off, they are in my wank bank" he said smirking.
Bonnie sat gaping at him "you wank over those photo's of me?!"
"Well what did you think I was gonna do with them? Burn them straight after I took them, hell no! But don't worry they're in a safe place where no one can find them" he said lowering his eyes at his own pun.
"Whatever" she said brushing it off "hey this is a serious question, would vampires actually tampons as tea bags?"
Damon chuckled "yeah, I mean some vamps think that it's gross especially the newer ones, it's more an older vampire kinda thing to do."
"So I'm guessing that you find tampon tea appealing?" She asked curiously.
"That or just tampon's straight from the source, you probably think that's gross but it's just blood and at the end of the day that it was vampire's eat. Period blood tastes more sweet and when you suck it straight from someone's pussy, especially a witch's it is literally ambrosia" Damon said then closed his eyes for added effect.
"Every time I'm on my period then, you won't object to licking me out?"
"Nope" Damon said popping the 'p', I would be honoured, it tastes so good and blood bags from the same freezer in our basement and the same donations at the hospital gets boring."
Bonnie nodded her head and sat quietly for a moment and Damon went back to the crossword in his paper, without looking up Damon propositioned Bonnie with an idea "do you wanna play twenty one questions?"
Bonnie looked at him curiously "if you want to?" She said in a hesitant voice.
Damon put down the paper again "but it has to be sexy questions, you know private things about sexual experiences and you have to answer or forfeit, and a forfeit is a sexy dare."
"I don't know, it's never really been my sort of game" Bonnie said honestly.
Damon rolled his eyes "Bonnie you said so yourself that we're the only two here, just have a little fun and don't go all shy on me now with all the questions you've already been asking it's practically no different."
Bonnie sighed, on one hand there was only so far her 'alter ego' would let her go in the department of letting lose but on the other hand, the hand where her 'alter ego' was talking Damon was right and she had been asking some pretty questions anyway "okay fine, but I don't have much to say."
"Well then you better get prepared for a load of dares."
"Why have you suggested this game again?"
"Well I'm bored and you know I'm bored in more than one department which makes you regrettably right, so let's just play – you start Bon Bon."
"Well I was gonna ask if you have ever had a threesome but then I realised of course you have so, when was your first threesome? Like what year."
Damon got up to get some bourbon and thought for a minute "hmm, my first threesome was pretty much just when I was turned so like 1865ish? I always wanted to have one when I was human but I was scared of getting a disease which I probably would've got so I didn't, until I was a vamp and blah blah."
"That doesn't surprise me" Bonnie said as she took a glass that Damon was offering her and watched as he began to fill it with bourbon.
"Okay Bon Bon, who was the first person you had sex with?"
Bonnie blushed "uh, Jeremy."
Damon sat back at the table with the bottle and raised his eyebrows "seriously, Jeremy is the only person you have every been with?"
"Well, I've done other stuff with other people but I don't know I'm not as flashy as Caroline and Elena."
"If only they could see you now" Damon muttered.
"Can it vampire!" Bonnie threatened.
"Whatever, it's your turn."
"Who's better in bed, Katherine or Elena?"
"How did I know you'd ask that eventually?" Damon said sarcastically as he took a swig from the bottle.
"Honestly? Probably Katherine because she had more experience the vampire slut."
Bonnie laughed "Damon, you're practically a vampire slut yourself."
"Yeah, but I don't sleep with people to get what I want."
Bonnie almost snorted out her bourbon as she let out another laugh "you fucked Rebekah so that Sage could go into her memories and then Sage fucked you and then she fucked you over" Bonnie said trying to control her laughter.
"You know what, shut up Bonnie, at least I've slept with more than one person."
"You can say that again" she said as she burst out laughing.
"Jesus you're a light weight, and it's my turn so have you ever used a dildo on yourself?"
Bonnie's laughter eventually died down and she couldn't help but blush again "yeah I have, and no I'm not telling you why I did it."
"You know I imagine that you used a big black dildo, and fucked yourself on it for hours – nice and black and thick."
"Actually it was light blue and it was eight inches long" Bonnie said as she moved onto her third glass.
"Eight inches is pretty big Bonnie, you've obviously stretched yourself nicely."
"Well how big are you then Damon?" She asked a little tipsy now.
"That counts as a question and almost ten inches when erect" he said smirking and taking another sip.
"You are not ten inches Damon, that's too big" she said rolling her eyes.
"Why thank you Bon Bon, maybe I'll even show you some time" he said, his ego swelling.
"Next question" she said trying to ignore the wet feeling in her panties.
"What do you think about or who when your bouncing up and down on that dildo?"
Bonnie shook her head "I am not answering that, I already told you."
"Then you have to forfeit, and the forfeit is you finally getting your wish of seeing my ten inch cock."
Bonnie sighed at his cocky-ness "fine, I'll take the forfeit."
Damon was shocked, he didn't think she was that drunk but then again Bonnie Bennett was surprising him daily lately.
"Okay, but you have to come here and kneel on the floor" Damon said as he turned his chair.
Bonnie got up from her seat and knelt in front of Damon as he began to unbuckle his belt, Bonnie sat up on her knees and watched as he slowly pulled down his black trousers and pulled his dick out, obviously going commando with his 'no pants' policy.
"Wow, that is pretty big" Bonnie said obviously impressed.
"Yeah and it's not even erect yet" Damon gloated.
Bonnie once again surprised him by leaning up and grabbing his dick with her small hand "Bonnie, what are you doing?"
"I'm jerking you off, I want to see your dick when it's erect and big."
She's definitely lost it, and she's tipsy Damon thought, but hey who was he to complain? Bonnie began to massage the length of his cock and watched as it slowly began to harden, Damon leaned further back into his seat as the vibrations of pleasure began to start up.
Bonnie started to jerk her hand up and down the whole length of his dick, his dick began to grow to it's now full size and Bonnie was surprised and fascinated by it's length.
"Fuck Bonnie, don't just look at it" Damon said as she just held it idly for a few seconds.
Bonnie looked up and decided to kiss the tip experimentally causing a hiss to fall from Damon's lips, she decided to suck in the tip until it made a pop sound.
Damon, not one for holding back on dirty talk or profanities couldn't help himself "that's right Bonnie, suck in my massive cock until it hits the back of your throat, fucking hell suck my cock Bonnie so I can cum down your throat."
Bonnie gripped onto the base and began to suck in as much as she could whilst she jerked off the rest, Damon gripped onto her hair and began to pull it "holy shit, fucking hell – that's it Bonnie suck my cock like a good girl, suck it so good, you're doing a great job."
Bonnie allowed Damon to fuck her face so he could get as much of his dick in as possible "I'm gonna cum, shit shall I cum on your slutty face or down your throat?"
Bonnie didn't mind how Damon was treating her and allowed him to continue fucking her face until he stopped "Bonnie I asked you a question, now answer it."
"On my face Damon, squirt your cum all over my sluttish face."
Damon smirked and shoved his dick back into her mouth "better get sucking if you want your facial then Bon Bon."
Bonnie sucked his dick as much as she could and Damon suddenly pulled out "fuck I'm about to cum, quickly jerk me off onto your face."
Bonnie complied and jerk his cock as fast as she could and waited as Damon moaned out and ropes of sticky cum hit her in the face "yes, fuck Bonnie" Damon said as the last few bits dripped onto her face.
Once he was done he tucked himself back into his pants and looked down at Bonnie who was kneeling on the floor and covered in his cum "Bon, wait there a second."
Damon vamp sped up to his room then came back down again within milliseconds "let me take a picture?"
Bonnie nodded "to add to your 'wank bank'?"
"Oh yeah" Damon said as he took a couple of pictures.
Then he helped her up by extending his hand "come on Bon, let's get you cleaned up" Damon said as he led her to the bathroom feeling satisfied the whole way.
A/N:-So this wasn't as bad as last time with the kink (I don't think haha) if you want you can suggest something as in a kink with Bonnie and Damon if you want and if I like it I'll write it, I hope you enjoyed that;)