ultima-owner chapter 7 . Nov 13
Have them encounter a snorlax
Me:...you are a genius!
btw keep sending prompts, eventually you guys have been requesting it and I have been wanting to do it so anna and Elsa WILL have a friendly battle
what pokemon do you want them to have?
NO ICE TYPES FOR ELSA
A rough day
Elsa's eyes fluttered open. She stretched her limbs and yawned. The clock struck 7: 30, and she got up, and slid her bare feet into her slippers. She subconsciously walked through the doorway only to bump into something. She shook awake to find a huge round pokemon, sleeping in her doorway, she touched it, it was soft and squishy. It had blue skin, a cream colored stomach, and was as round as a ball….a BIG ball. Elsa pulled out her pokedex to see what this was.
"snorlax, the sleeping pokemon. This docile pokemon sleeps throughout the entire day, waking only to eat." The pokedex elaborated.
"ok…..maybe I can move it." Elsa sighed. She grit her teeth, grabbed one of it's plumb arms and pulled with all of her might. . The snorlax did not even budge an inch.
"snorlax is among the heaviest pokemon, it weighs over one thousand pounds" the pokedex continued to elsa's horror.
"WAKE UP SNORLAX! WAKE UP! I HAVE A SCHEDULE TO KEEP! WAKE UP!" Elsa screamed at the top of her lungs, trying to get the slothful pokemon to rise. In a pointless effort to rouse the creature from its slumber, she tugged on its arm yet again. The sleeping pokemon subconsciously rolled over on top of the poor snow queen.
"EEEK!" Elsa squealed as she desperately fought to get free from underneath it. The young monarch barely managed to wriggle to freedom leaving her desperately gasping for air. Elsa was growing frustrated.
"I'm so sorry snorlax….But I have to get past you." She sighed sadly as she shot a massive wave of ice at the sleeping monster. Elsa couldn't bare to watch the outcome of hurting an innocent creature. She peeked one eye open and her sadness was replaced with annoyance. The snorlax still remained unmoved.
"snorlax has the ability "thick fat" which makes it highly resistant to fire and ice based attacks" the pokedex continued. The young queen snarled in anger.
"move it fatso!" Elsa growled, pounding and kicking at the snorlax. The increasingly desperate plight of the relatively puny woman went unnoticed by the slumbering tank blocking her path. Elsa took a step back, only to realize that ice was forming on the walls due to her impatience. She blushed slightly and thawed out the ice by thinking of Anna and Rosetta.
"ok Elsa, you brought back summer, defeated several monsters, slayed a sorcerer, and helped an entire orphanage, moving this snorlax should be a cakewalk. You just need to fight smarter, not harder." She encouraged herself. Elsa looked at the snorlax and cupped her chin. Then she got an idea.
"Archimedes! he said that a lever can move heavy objects!" Elsa chimed triumphantly. The snow queen made a fulcrum, and a lever out of ice, she plunged it underneath the snorlax. She walked to the other side of her see saw.
"ok, one, two, THREE!" she counted, and jumped onto the other side. Elsa realized the snorlax still did not move and she stood up and stomped on her end several times. Only to hear a crack. Her eyes widened.
"uh-oh" she gulped as the lever snapped and she fell hard on the ground. The young queen rose, rubbing her backside. Elsa's frustration was now building as she eyed her failed lever and melted it, knowing it was of no use. The snorlax let out a massive yawn. Elsa instantly joined it in yawning.
"snorlax's yawns can cause other pokemon and people to fall asleep" The pokedex said to Elsa's horror. Before she could make a move, she slipped into slumber on the spot.
A few minutes later she woke up.
"what an odd dream" Elsa sighed. She nearly soiled herself as she saw the snorlax still in her doorway.
"well….at least it can't get any worse" The queen sighed. Just then, the snorlax, scratched its belly and stood up. Elsa grinned ear to ear.
"finally! you're awake!" Elsa cheered and clapped her hands. Completely ecstatic that she could exit the room. Snorlax turned to the left and sniffed.
"snorlax awakens only to eat. It does not feel full unless it consumes 900 pounds of food" The pokedex stated.
"uh...what does it eat?" Elsa asked with a nervous laugh. It stomped her way. She then remembered that it was a docile pokemon and that it would not eat HER. Elsa stood confused but then she gasped as it hit her like a brick.
"MY CHOCOLATE STASH!" She squealed and ran to the closet. She steeled her nerves and spread out her arms. Ready to defend her precious sweets at all costs. Snorlax stomped towards her.
"You will have to go through me FIRST!" Elsa bravely declared...about three seconds before snorlax effortlessly brushed her aside. It punched a hole in the closet door and reached in. Snorlax began to chomp on the sweet treasures hidden within.
"no! come on! that's mine!" She whined as she helplessly punched, shot, and kicked the snorlax. It didn't even notice her. Elsa fell to her knees and sighed. She was zealously resisting the urge to cry like a child as she felt something poke her stomach. The snorlax had its arm extended towards her, it was holding a box of chocolates. It dropped the box on her lap and continued eating. Elsa popped one in her mouth and her mouth watered as it melted inside of it.
"mmmmmm chocolate!" She chimed as they finished the chocolate stash. Elsa opened her mouth to thank snorlax for sharing but it wasn't there. The young queen sharply turned around and saw it standing in her doorway.
"no-no-no-no! DON'T" Elsa stuttered as the snorlax yawned and crashed to the floor, falling asleep. "sleep…...there" She finished. Elsa stood, puzzled over what to do. Then the monarch threw up her arms in defeat.
"oh ice it! If I can't beat it!" Elsa deadpanned as she climbed onto the snorlaxe's stomach, which was MUCH more comfortable than her expensive bed. "then I may as well join it!" she declared as she closed her eyes, and drifted off to a peaceful slumber.
Author's notes
OK before anyone asks. I am going to save a lot of time here by saying I have absolutely NO CLUE how a snorlax ended up in her doorway. So please do not ask
