Okay, I am now back with the second chapter of this tussle tale! Where we last left off, Montana Max had manipulated his way into getting to the studio where cartoons are produced in the world of Animaniacs and then showed his true colors by taking hold of a gun and using it to force those in the studio around him to oblige to his numerous demands. This all led to him making it so that he captured quite a few of the good toons in the Animaniacs universe and forced the other good toons in that universe to keep a fair distance from him and get into fights with each other for as long as he could make them do so, making it clear that he would otherwise kill all of the ones they care about, namely, the good toons who he captured and is holding hostage. So they've got no choice but to fight and see what happens after it's all over and/or what can happen at that time. The first of fights which Monty arranged was that of Yakko VS Wakko, and so the two Warner brothers had no other option but to get where Monty told them to get to and go at it. So, who will win the fight now that they're going to reluctantly come to blows? Find out in this chapter!

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Animaniacs VS Animaniacs

Chapter 2-Yakko VS Wakko

The two Warner brothers were the first ones in line to go at it with each other, even if not willingly, for obvious reasons and given that this was under circumstances which forced them to do so, and they got ready for the inevitable as a result of that, just wanting to get it over with in as little time as they were able to.

Yakko was, naturally, predictably and unsurprisingly, the first of the two to speak after they got into position and were as ready as they could be to do battle with one another. He said to his Warner brother: "Wakko, before Monty gives the damn signal and we fucking fight as we motherfucking must, I want you to know that I am sincerely sorry for anything and everything that is going to happen from now until the battle's over, no matter who the hell wins or loses."

Wakko nodded and replied to him: "And I want you to know exactly the same thing from me before we do battle like we are forced to, Yakko. I'm going to hate every fucking second of this as much as you are, but with that being said and how the others want this over ASAP every bit as much as we do, let's just get this over and done with and out of the way the instant Monty says it's time."

"I like your thinking." Yakko agreed. And, as if on cue, Monty said: "You two losers done with all those pathetic apologies to each other?" The Warner brothers looked at him and nodded, and Monty then said: "Okay, then! Now, fight!" So now they would engage in combat. It started with the way that Yakko landed the first blow in the form of a punch to Wakko's jaw. Wakko let out: "OOOOOOOOF!" But he struck back by first punching Yakko in the guts and then doing an uppercut onto his chin. He also kicked him in the chest. "OOOOOWWW! UUUUHHHH! AAAAARRRRRHHHH!" Yakko yelled before doing a jumping spin kick to knock Wakko down.

"UNNNNNNGGGGHHHHH!" Wakko went. He got back up and took out a mallet, right before Yakko opened his eyes wide and exclaimed: "My, Wakko! Weapons already?" A reply from Wakko came out as: "Hey, anything to decrease the length of this fight!" Yakko an instant later said: "Good point." Immediately thereafter, Wakko slammed the mallet down onto Yakko hard, then, after Yakko went: "NNNNNUUUUNNNNGGGHHH!" and pushed himself back up, Wakko swung the mallet upwards and backwards rather than downwards and forwards.

Once more, he made contact, and Yakko was knocked back into the air. "UUUUUNH!" Yakko yelped, and he landed on his ass. However, he counterattacked afterwards by doing a fast spin kick into Wakko's ankles, knocking him onto his back in the process. "OOOWWWNGH!" Wakko barked while it happened, and though he threw his mallet right at Yakko and it pasted the older Warner brother hard, along with knocking him back and making him say: "YAAARRGH!" Yakko then took hold of it and tossed it right back at Wakko while both of them were getting up.

In an exact reversal of what had happened just a second ago, Wakko got nailed with his own mallet, falling over while Yakko was once again standing up. "GGGGNNNNNGGGHH!" he let out, and Yakko said: "Damn, that stung." Wakko, while pushing himself up again and also clearing the semi-haze he was in and therefore currently saw, looked at Yakko with a confused expression on his face. Yakko then clarified: "To have to strike back at all, but especially using the same attack against you that you did against me."

"Got it." Wakko nodded as he could once more see fully clearly and again was standing up. "Of course, it stung that I had to do that shit to you in the fucking first place, but I get your point here." Yakko nodded back and ran forward at Wakko and vice versa following this. Luck was in Yakko's favor this time, as he was able to tackle Wakko before Wakko could tackle him when they both intended to tackle one another. Yakko landed two punches into Wakko's face.

Wakko shouted: "OOOOWWWWWWNGH! AAAARRRGGGHHH!" But before Yakko could land a third punch, Wakko slammed his fists onto the sides of Yakko's head and in the next instant took a hold of Yakko and tossed him to the ground hard, followed by getting back on his feet. Yakko did the same at the same time as Wakko did it, then kicked Wakko in the side, only for Wakko to kick him in the shins and then in the face, though Yakko kicked Wakko in the face after it happened.

Wakko struck back when he punched Yakko in the side, making Yakko yowl out in pain: "GGAAAARRRRGGHHHH!" but Yakko tossed Wakko to the ground and ran over to pull him up and head-butt him in the face, which Yakko shouted: "OOOOWWWWNNNNHHHHH!" to but countered when he nailed Yakko in the face with a head-butt of his own, spun him around and elbowed him in the back. Wakko went out to these two hits: "OOOOWWWWWWFFFFF! YEEAAARRRRGGGHHHH!"

Wakko, however, elbowed Yakko in the ribs, to which Yakko barked: "AAAAGGHH!" and also spun him around to knee him in the spine, Yakko going: "OOOWWWWWHHHHH!" as it happened. Although Yakko elbowed Wakko in the chest and slammed him to the ground as soon as he took a hold of his wrist, Wakko bellowing: "NAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH! UUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!" from these two attacks, Wakko's countering of it was done by how he grabbed Yakko's wrist before Yakko could let go of his and slammed him to the ground a second later. "FAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!" Yakko boomed.

Both were quick to let go of each other's wrists and hop up, and Wakko landed the next hit when he elbowed Yakko in the jaw. "OOOOWWWWWCCCHHHHH!" Yakko cried, but it was followed by him grabbing Wakko and kneeing him twice. First in the guts and then in the chin. "WUUUUULLLLLPPPPPPFFFFFFF! OOOOWWWWWWNNNNNFFFF!" Wakko howled, but he kneed Yakko in the side and knocked him off balance with a backhand punch. He then, right after Yakko let out: "YUUUUNNNNGGGHHH! AAAAAAAGGGHHHH!" did a flip and drop kick to knock him over.

"GWWWWUUUUUNNNNNPPPPPFFFFFFF!" Yakko would go, but he did an upwards two-footed kick onto Wakko, knocking him back and making him say as he got knocked back: "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Furthermore, Yakko got back to his feet and leapt forward to do a flying kick onto Wakko, knocking him onto his ass. "YOOOWWWGGH!" Wakko said. Yakko then pulled Wakko up after running over to him and clapped his hands onto the sides of Wakko's head, right before he performed the same attack, but with closed fists rather than open hands.

"UUUUUUNNNNNNHHHHH! NNNNNNNNNNNGGGGHHHH!" Wakko cried, and Yakko then said: "Hang in there, Wakko! I think that this is almost over! In fact, I can tell it is! We only have to endure this for a little bit longer!" "You're right to think that, Yakko, but allow me to confirm it for you beyond anything resembling a doubt!" Wakko responded. He did a kick into Yakko's stomach, right before he performed the following combo after Yakko went: "OOOOOOOLLLLFFF!"

That combo was that he landed a punch on Yakko's jaw and another punch onto his face, along with landing a two-fisted uppercut onto his chin and tackling Yakko in a way that made it so he not only plowed into him and sent both of them flying, but also drove them both hard into the ground, with Yakko taking the brunt of it. This resulted in Yakko being knocked out, and after it happened, Wakko got himself off of Yakko while getting back up, which he was barely able to do thanks to the beating he took before.

Then he took a few steps back and looked down at Yakko, saying to his defeated and out cold opponent: "Well, we're finished, big bro. The victory is mine, but winning has never hurt so much or tasted so bitter." He then would promptly hear Monty shout out: "The winner is Wakko Warner! Nice job, Wakko! Feels good to have brought down your big brother, doesn't it, with all of that sibling rivalry shit and whatnot?" He flashed a mocking smile at Wakko, followed by how Wakko shot him a dirty look and gingerly picked his comatose brother up.

Then Monty said: "Okay, this fucking fight is goddamn done! Go back to the group and take your bigmouthed brother with you, eating machine!" Wakko did what he could to not let the obvious insults that Monty was throwing at him get under his skin, especially since he knew both how much was at stake and that his and Yakko's part of this had now ended and he just had to go back to where he'd been before while waiting for Yakko to wake up, watching what fight would happen next along with the others in that group and know that they were one step closer to seeing to it that things didn't become the worst they could possibly turn out to be, if nothing else and at the very least. Although he still had dishing out what for to Monty if the chance presented itself on his mind, much like the other reluctant contenders of this fight-fest did.

So he walked over to the others until he was among them and sat down while holding Yakko's unconscious form in his hands, the others seeing this and moving about a bit so there would be enough room for Wakko to not only do this, but do so comfortably and so that Yakko would have plenty of breathing room along with Wakko. "Thanks, guys." Wakko said, and they all nodded. "Well, one down, God only knows how many to go." Rita commented. Then Monty would be heard calling out the following words to the ones he was forcing to fight.

"Okay, it's now time for the next pair of you Animaniacs toons who I want doing battle! Some say fighting is for the birds, and this is one of those times when it's true, because now I'm goddamn going to motherfucking make it so that not the fur, but rather, the feathers, fly as I now fucking demand that the ones who come to blows in combat for the next one of these fights are Pesto and Squit! You Goodfeathers had best be true to the first part of your group's name and get to it now! Because this is far from over and I still mean what I said before just as much now as I goddamn did before! Need I fucking say more, you two bird-brained bastards of a pair avian assholes?"

Pesto let out an unhappy sigh and said: "Come on, Squit. It's our turn now, so let's just get it out of the way so that it doesn't suck any more than it has to. I know it's ironic I'd say this to you, the way that I've beaten you up a lot in the past, but since this is a far different situation and we're about to do violence on each other for a much different reason, it's clear why I would. Especially since I don't think you want this to last longer than it's got to, either."

"Of course not, Pesto. And I well see your point, too, and of course agree with it and you." said Squit in reply. Pesto nodded and they flew over to where Monty had assigned any he commanded to go at it to be for that fight. After they'd landed, they positioned themselves for their upcoming fight and focused their thoughts on getting it over with in as short a time as they were able to the instant that they received the signal from Monty. Neither of them was looking forward to this in the least bit, and both could tell this quite clearly about each other, but since it was the one way to ensure that things turned out the least horribly that they could, they'd just have to ignore how much it sucked and do what they could to see it done in, if possible, a small amount of time.

Monty was once again quite elated and was showing it with the considerable grin on his face and shining look in his eyes, plus his aforementioned face was currently lighting up, not unlike that which it had done when he saw Yakko and Wakko about to fight before. So now Pesto and Squit would have their unwilling tussle, or at least that would soon be the case by this point. Who would come out triumphant, and who would follow them in terms of the two fighting opponents Monty next selected? You'll learn the answer to both of those questions when you read the chapter succeeding this now completed chapter!

END OF CHAPTER 2

Tell me, how was this first of the fights for you? I had Wakko win simply because of the fact that, while he and Yakko are evenly matched, Yakko, true to his name, spends a lot of his time yakking. Yeah, Wakko spends a lot of his time eating, but since talking is easier than getting food for obvious reasons, and since Wakko, as a result of his enormous appetite, seems a bit more driven than Yakko, I felt that it was only fitting and logical that, albeit after a long and impressive battle, Wakko would emerge victorious. So that's what happened here, especially since, while Yakko is indeed the oldest of the Warners as well as their leader and also the smartest, Wakko is more physical/willing to fight and isn't a dim bulb himself despite how Yakko is like a big brother to him and Dot. Now, our next of clashes is going to be one for the birds. Literally, as Pesto takes on Squit, given that's what Monty arranged to happen at the end of the chapter. Which bird will triumph, and which two reluctant fighters will battle after that? Find out in the next chapter! Btw, I know that some of the stuff I've said here has already been said near the end of this chapter, but I just wanted to repeat it for emphasis. In any case, please rate and review this one, all!