Time for the fifth chapter of this fanfic! When you read the last chapter, Buttons and Marita went at it via Monty demanding that they do so despite how they, like all the others that he was assigning to clash, did not want any of it for a second and were by no means doing it by choice. In the end, despite a very long and impressive fight, Marita's physical advantages over Buttons ultimately proved to be what allowed her to win despite how they didn't do so as fast as one might have otherwise expected. The fourth fight is what happens in this chapter, though, and it's between Hello Nurse and Minerva Mink! Both of them are busty blonde beauties who are also quite intelligent and have a set of talents to go with their intellectual advantages and good looks. And both of them are very popular, both in-universe and with the fans, even if more males than females are of the status of loving them in both cases for obvious reasons, but I digress. But the question is…they're very evenly matched, but who is going to prove the one to come out the winner of this femme fatale fight they're about to engage in? It could go either way, but you won't know which way it goes for sure until you've read this chapter. So, given both that and how Nurse and Minerva alike are far from pleased about what's going to go down between them in this chapter, but are just as far from unaware that it's either that or the Animaniacs universe meeting its doomsday of sorts, of course, and considering such a fact as the one that they will obviously not be holding back despite, or perhaps because of, their reluctance to get into a fight on account of how they want it to end as quickly as it can, I can tell you're quite eager for the reading of this chapter. Especially since it will be such a hot battle along with a heated one, the way they're so ravishing and sexy. Is Hello Nurse going to make it so that Minerva is brought down and ironically requires treatment from her in the end? Or will Minerva Mink dish out a defeat to Nurse that leaves her with the sorts of things she is usually seen treating? Know for a fact which direction the sultry scrap in this chapter will go in as you read on now!
THINGS TO NOTE:
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Animaniacs VS Animaniacs
Chapter 5-Hello Nurse VS Minerva Mink
The fact that they were both so beautiful notwithstanding, Hello Nurse and Minerva Mink were, at this moment, in a spot that they saw as anything but beautiful, and justifiably so, as they were only too aware of the fact that it would be mere moments before they came to blows with each other on account of it being the only choice they had in this kind of situation.
After all, they could either get what they were going to do quite soon over with and out of the way, or they could spell certain doom and despair for their entire universe, including the ones who they cared most about along with the group that they were part of and themselves. And since, obviously, neither was about to do the latter, they knew full well that this meant fighting it out with one another.
While they accepted their inevitable fate of fight and got themselves readied and prepared for it, intensely hoping they'd be able to make sure it was as brief as possible and done in as fast and meager an amount of time as it could be, not only was Hello Nurse, despite treating all kinds of pain in the past, going to feel worse pain than she ever had in the entire time she'd existed(and the fact she'd take a lot of bodily harm was only a part of why that was so, quite ironically enough), but Minerva Mink was, even as she'd felt a lot of pain before(since, in the past, it was not pretty or easy being her or living her kind of lifestyle while hiding how she really felt under a gold-digger snob façade and/or taking unexpected physical damage of one kind or another), going to be put through even worse pain than any of that.
I mean, this would(and only partly because of the physical attacks that would find her, mind you), be agonizing enough for her so that what she felt in the past either physically, in terms of her spirit, soul, mind and/or emotions or both was not going to feel so bad as it once did, after all. In fact, it would outright pale in comparison. So they were tolerating it with dignity and courage, but it was also hurting them increasingly deeply to no end, and incessantly so. The fact it was unavoidable only made it more tolerable by a paper-thin extent.
Now, then, each lovely lady had her set of impressive talents and advantages(as well as things they could use as weapons, hospital tools for Nurse, sharp claws and teeth that were just as sharp for Minerva), but either one of them had a chance of coming out victorious. While they looked one another in the eyes, Nurse told Minerva: "Here we go, Minerva. We're a demanding call out of Monty's massive mouth away from taking each other on in combat. I wish that it were otherwise and, in fact, that this fucking shit never had to fucking happen in the fucking first place for shit."
Minerva nodded and replied: "Hey, you're fucking right, Nurse. The latter two of your three sentences actually took what I was motherfucking meaning to fucking say right the fuck out of my fucking mouth, believe it or not. I can't fucking believe this bullshit, by the way. Not only does it suck like a black hole that any of this shit has to fucking happen, but what irony that you're a nurse but are subject to worse harm than, at least as far as I can determine and in a metaphorical sense, anyway, your past patients ever were, and that it finally became pretty and easy being me as of late, only for something even harder and uglier than what made it hard and less than pretty being me before to cut in. Of course these aren't the only horrid parts of this crap, but I think you can fucking see what the hell I mean with the ironies mentioned here."
"Indeed I can." Nurse responded. "And, for both those reasons and others aplenty, I'd appreciate it if, at the instant, Monty commands that we battle, we do our best to make it anything but a long-lasting kind of match. I don't want it elongated, and I'm pretty fucking sure that you don't want it to be stretched to lengthiness, either." "I sure don't." Minerva confirmed, "and that's a very good idea you've goddamn got there, too. Don't know if it'll work or not, but either way, I'll try my hardest to make it work, much like you'll try your best to make it work."
"Understood." Nurse said to Minerva, who gave a single nod back in reply. After that, the two of them would hear Monty bellow: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What the fucking hell is with the blabbing and babbling between you two dumb blonde ditz broads? I want you bitches to fucking listen for when I signal you to fucking fight it the fuck out in a catfight of two cunts, not indulge in constant chatter and ceaseless conversing! Now, the two of you prisses either shut your fucking pie-holes and keep your damn ears on the alert for my ordering you to go at it, or I cause harm to both of you and one or more of the ones in your group to make things worse for you and the others I either have captured or in the lot I'm having battle than they already are, which is saying something! Know what I motherfucking mean, minxes?"
Nurse and Minerva, despite how they felt their already high levels of rage skyrocket most rapidly after hearing such things from Monty, who they of course were already plenty steamed at along with everyone else he was forcing to get into fights, were still just as knowledgeable as they had been before of the fact that neither could afford to do anything but obey Monty with what was goddamn going the fuck on here.
And that meant they would, even if it was something of a struggle for them, keep their flaming emotions of fury sufficiently under control so that they wouldn't do something now that they would undoubtedly be made to regret after it happened. They barely pulled it off, but they pulled it off all the same. After they were both mute and all ears while awaiting Monty's signal for a time, Monty would say to them: "Good thinking, girls, and smart move. Now, fight!" This kicked off their faceoff with each other which neither liked but both had to do, and here's how the hell things went the fuck down.
To begin the battle, they ran up to each other, and Minerva got in the first blow as she did a flip move which sent her forward towards Hello Nurse, which ended with her landing a power kick upon her. "UUUUUNNNNNNHHHHHHH!" Nurse said, and just after Minerva was on her feet and standing straight again, she also punched Nurse in the face, as opposed to atop the head, like where her previous power kick had landed on. "OOOOOOOOOF!" Nurse shouted.
But Nurse struck back via landing a high power kick onto Minerva's chin, causing the mink to bark: "OOOOOWWWWWWWWW!" She followed this up by punching Minerva in the guts, making her say: "UUUUULLLLLLLFFFFFFFF!" Finally, she landed a left cross on her face, Minerva going: "UUUUNNNNGGGGGHHHH!" as the fist nailed her face. Minerva, however, kicked Nurse in the ankles with a spin kick that she performed while dropping down low to the ground, almost so that she was below Nurse's knees.
This knocked Nurse over as she yelled: "OOOOWWWWCCCHHH!" But she got up and pushed Minerva back, with Minerva saying: "WHOOOOAAAA…!" as she put a little bit of effort into not falling onto her ass. Minerva, once standing straight and balanced again, told Nurse: "My, I've got to say, for someone who treats injuries, diseases and the like all the time and is therefore most familiar with healing, doctoring and the like, you sure know how to fight!" "Thanks." Nurse replied. "You fight pretty damn well to for someone who has focused on being beautiful and having a perfect body as often as you have, too. Guess we've surprised each other big time here."
She bounded towards Minerva and vice versa, but Minerva struck first before Nurse could do so, first punching her in the side and making Nurse cry out: "AAAARRRRGH!" and then kicking her in the stomach, to which Nurse went: "OOOOOMMMMLLLLLPPPFFFFF!" "Yeah, you've got a fucking point there. I'd say so, too." Minerva stated. She pushed Nurse so that she stumbled back while going: "OOOOOOOH…!" and, while watching how Nurse was able to regain her balance after a small amount of effort not to fall down from being pushed and it resulted in her standing straight again, she said the following words.
"Too bad that you and I had to find out such fucking things at a time as trying and dire as this." Nurse ran up to her and spun her around, then kneed her in the spine, which resulted in the mink going: "UUUUUGGGGGHHHHNNNNN!" After that, she elbowed Minerva between her shoulder blades, making her yowl: "YEEEAAAARRRGGHH!" while replying to the mink's comment. "Yeah, I agree. It is a shame, but fate is as fate does. Neither of us can fucking do shit about that. No more than anyone else can." But a second after she'd uttered this?
Why, Minerva spun back around and nailed Nurse across the left side of her face with a backhand punch, knocking her back just a bit and also making her scream: "YAAAARRRH!" Minerva subsequently elbowed Nurse in the side, which evoked an: "E-RAAAAAAAAAA!" from Nurse, and Minerva then told her: "True enough, but I still hate that it has to fucking be that way, not unlike what is the fucking case with you, and for good reason in both our fucking cases, I would like to motherfucking mention!"
Nurse counterattacked via elbowing Minerva between the eyes, and after Minerva let out a screech of: "AAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEGH!" she kneed Minerva in the thigh and caused her to scream: "E-RAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Afterwards, Nurse informed Minerva: "Good point, but all the same, this is what we need to do, and is, as such, what we will do until it's finished!" Minerva would then strike with an elbow that she landed on Nurse's chin, and while Nurse did a yowling of: "AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!" as a result of it, Minerva kneed Nurse in the thigh.
It saw to it that Nurse would scream: "GAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!" and Minerva put across to her: "You're correct on all counts, but like you, I hope to God that we never have to goddamn go the fuck through this shit again after we've fucking finished the fuck up with it!" An instant thereafter, Nurse dropped down low so that she was at Minerva's shins and, with the leg that hadn't had the thigh of it kneed into, she performed a spinning kick that ended with her mink opponent being nailed in the ankles and literally knocked onto her ass.
"YEEEEOOOOOWWWW!" Minerva hollered, but even though she was pulled up by Nurse and nailed in the sides of her head first with Nurse's open hands and then with her fists, it was countered when she did a clapping of her own open hands onto the sides of Nurse's head and then made the same move, only with her fists instead of her open hands. Minerva could be heard going: "AAAAAAAHHH…! UNNNNNNNNFFFFFFF! AAAARRRRRGGGHH!" just before Nurse could be heard saying: "OOOOWWWWNNNGGHH! UUUUHHHHHH!" Still, Nurse wasn't out of the fight yet, as she proved when she did a flip and drop kick move.
Said move saw to it that Minerva was struck hard atop her skull, making it so that she got knocked back a little and barked: "NAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHUUUUUNNNNGGGHFFF!" "Funny…" Nurse commented as Minerva regained proper posture and balance and went for her and vice versa. "Not only are we evenly matched, but we seem to know some of the same damn tricks, too!" Minerva leapt forward and plowed into/tackled Nurse, knocking her to the ground a second before pulling her up and head-butting her square in the face.
"WHUUUUUMMMMMMFFFFFF! OOOOOOMMMMMPPPPPPFFFFFF!" could be heard from Nurse during this combo. Minerva then replied: "Yeah, it is odd, isn't it? I don't think that either of us ever would have guessed it, the way we weren't even aware of how good at fighting we were until we actually engaged in it, albeit with much reluctance, against each other!" Nurse slapped Minerva across the face and made her say: "OOOOWWWWNNNN!" before taking a hold of her wrist and tossing her to the ground. "YUUUUNNNNNNNFFFF!" Minerva let loose. Nurse got back up after that before seeing Minerva do the same.
"No, I don't think so, either." Nurse concurred, right before Minerva sprinted forward and did a slap of her own across Nurse's face, which elicited an: "AAAAAAAGGGHHHH!" from her. Nurse countered this by pasting Minerva across the face with a backhand punch, with Minerva reacting by saying: "ARRRRRRGGGHHHHFFFF!" and Nurse then commented as she also delivered a punch with both her hands balled into a fist to Minerva's cranium: "Life is just full of surprises, isn't it?"
"NNNNNGGGGHHHHHHH!" Minerva yelled, but she performed a punch with both of her hands balled into a fist of her own on the top region of Nurse's noggin, which made sure of it that Nurse would bark: "YEEEEAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!" She also said to Nurse as an answer to her question: "It sure is, Nurse. No goddamn doubt about that worth shit." She dropped onto her hands while spinning around some and then knocked Nurse back a bit when she landed an outstretched and two-footed kick onto her human opponent. Nurse would let out a loud: "UUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!" from this.
However, just after Minerva got herself back into a position of standing up again, Nurse at once was seen by her to have gotten into the same position she was in just a moment ago, and Minerva received a booting from Nurse's delivering a two-footed kick of her own. Minerva would at once utter: "UUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFF!" from this, and once Nurse was back in a standing position yet again, she pulled Minerva over and landed a head-butt into her face. And directly so. Minerva staggered back a bit while doing what she could not to fall over and barely succeeding, right after saying: "EEEEEYYYYEEEOOOOWWWWGGHHHUUNNNNN!"
But Minerva, while telling Nurse: "Dammit! We're doing whatever we can to try and end this as soon as possible, yet it's still seeming as if it'll never end! What the hell is going on here, I ask you?!" ran forward and did a flying leap kick that hit Nurse dead on and knocked her both down and back. "AAAAAAARRRRRHHHHHHH!" Nurse hollered, although after she got up and saw Minerva coming for her once more, she spun around some and accompanied this with a spin kick which connected with Minerva completely. "AAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Minerva said.
She subsequently leapt back, only to run forwards and do her own flying leap kick to see Minerva knocked backwards and down alike. "UUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!" let out Minerva, right before, as she got back up, Nurse came forward and landed an uppercut onto her chin. "NNNNNNNUUUUNNNNGGGHHHHHH!" Minerva hollered. Nurse said to her as a response to her previous comment: "I agree that it is quite vexing and baffling, the way we're doing our best not to let this last but it's managing to be quite lengthy! I wish I knew what was going on here, and I'd tell you if I did, but sadly, I'm as in the dark about it as you are!"
Minerva got Nurse with an uppercut to her chin, which made Nurse say: "OWWWWW!" and then she spun herself around some at the same time as making it so that she executed a spin kick which met its mark and resulted in Nurse going out: "UUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFF!" Nurse fought back with how she hopped back, lunged at Minerva and tackled her, resulting in both of them falling over with Minerva's back hitting the ground and Nurse on top of her. After uttering: "AAAAAAIIIIIGGGGHHHHNNNNNFFFFFFF!" Minerva saw Nurse take out her reflex hammer.
"This is normally to test reflexes, but this time it serves a different purpose!" said Nurse as she swung it back and forth, connecting with Minerva's face with both swings. Minerva cried out: "OOOOWWWWWWGGHHHH! UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!" and Nurse put her reflex hammer back into her pocket after that. But Minerva used her tail to smash Nurse in the back and make her say: "WUUUUNNNNNGGGHHHH!" while she got free and back up on her feet. Then Minerva pulled Nurse up, right before she swung around and smacked her with her hair. Her subsequent comment was as follows.
"And, although I don't usually use my tail and/or hair for this sort of thing, I guess you know the old saying…desperate times call for desperate measures!" Nurse's shout from being hit with Minerva's hair of: "OOOOOOOOOOLLLLFFFF!" wasn't just followed by Minerva's remark, but it was also followed by Nurse doing a spinning move and whacking Minerva with the aid of her own hair. And, while taking out her stethoscope, Nurse remarked: "Exactly why I just used my hair for something I almost never use it for, and furthermore…"
She then used her stethoscope's chest piece and the cord that led to it to whip Minerva's back, and where Minerva had said: "WWWWWUUUUUUNNNNNNHHHHH!" to how she got pasted with Nurse's hair, she said: "YOOOOOOOWWWWWW!" to how she got her back whipped by Nurse's stethoscope, and Nurse finished her statement. "…even though this is meant for listening to heartbeat, breathing and such and almost invariably utilized for that sort of thing, this is one time when it's used as a back whipping weapon!" Since Nurse had held both of the ear pieces of her stethoscope together while using it in the way that she did, she had no trouble placing it back in her pocket after she was done with it.
Minerva jumped up and did a diagonally downwards forward leap/dive kick onto Nurse, hitting her solidly and making her yelp: "UUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNHHHH!" But not only did Nurse then perform the same move on Minerva a second afterwards, to which Minerva shouted: "YEEEEEIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!" she also took out first a tongue depressor, then an thermometer and finally an ophthalmoscope, throwing the one she'd taken out at Minerva every time she drew it.
And each projectile found its mark, with the combo causing Minerva to let out a scream of: "NNNNNNNNNUUUGGGGGGGGNNNNHHHHHHAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!" Nurse ran over to further attack, but before she got a chance to, Minerva beat her to the punch, or actually, the throw, with how she grabbed Nurse by the leg and tossed her a few feet away from her. "AAAAAGGGGGGUUUNNNNNHHHHHH!" Nurse said while landing on the ground from said throw. Minerva then stated: "Yet still more devices that are nearly never used for anything but their primary functions, but here are utilized for helping you in this fight, I see!"
Nurse got back up while telling Minerva: "That they are!" But Minerva took hold of her wrist and slammed her to the ground left and right. "AAAAAARRRRRRNNNNNHHHHHH! OOOOOOOOOOONNNGGGGHHHHFFFFFFF!" Nurse bellowed. Ironically, she got a hold of one of Minerva's legs and slammed her to the ground, first to the right and then to the left. It made Minerva shout out: "UUUUUUUNNNNNNNGGGGHHHHHFFFFFFFAAARRHHHH! OOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFNNNNNNNNNERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" But it'd be followed by Minerva's pulling off the following attack.
She pushed Nurse back with her feet, making it so that her grabbed leg got free in the process of pulling those legs back and then stretching them out, and said feet push happened in a way so that the claws on her toes made some small cuts on Nurse. Nurse went as this was done to her: "AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH!" After that, Minerva sprung back up and spoke: "Well, be that as it may, your weapons in this fight are man-made! Mine, on the other hand, are natural! This doesn't always make a difference as to who wins the fight where both kinds of weapons are involved…"
She then bit down onto Nurse's left shoulder, enough to cut it and make it bleed, but not enough for it to be a serious injury, much less a life-threatening one, and while Nurse went out: "E-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGHHHH!" from this bite, Minerva released her jaws and the teeth therein from her shoulder and moved her head back to where it had been before, only to use the claws on her fingers to slash wounds here and there on Nurse, although never on a vital spot and always in a fashion that produced the kinds of wounds which would not endanger her health and/or life and would only bleed to a small extent, since her intention was to subdue Nurse, not maim or kill her.
Still, the way it felt brought out a: "YOOOOOWWWWWWAAAAAARRRRGHH!" from Nurse, and Minerva finished her sentence with the words: "…but this is one of the times in which it does! After all, your weapons made from things that are nearly invariably hospital tools are something, but my claws and teeth are something more! That, and you won't know what hit you with what I do next!" She backed up the last part of what she said by doing a move in which she dropped downwards to some extent and delivered a solid, well-placed kick that was out to the side with her left foot, resulting in Nurse being knocked back, down and out.
After Minerva saw that Nurse was unconscious, she ran to where Nurse's thrown tools had landed after hitting her, gathered them up and ran over to where Nurse lay. Then she put all of them back in what pockets she could tell they were previously kept in while saying: "You gave me quite a workout, Nurse. Ironic that it wasn't the kind you'd usually recommend for your patients that needed exercise, but it was quite a grueling experience on a similar level to it all the same. Here, you'll most likely need these sometime or other in the future. Funny I should return them when you threw them at me as a way of attacking, but I suppose you do what you think of when you're in this kind of situation. I'd like to say that victory is great, but even though it usually is, I just can't think of it that way in this particular case."
Just after Minerva carefully scooped her arms under Nurse's back, hoisted her up and stood up with her unconscious, defeated opponent now in her arms and hands, Monty's voice reached her ears as he called out: "The winner is Minerva Mink! Well done, Minerva! Guess you just proved who's more of a femme fatale and who's got the higher level of hotness between you and her, didn't you? Isn't it ironic and laughable that you'd be the one cradling her in your arms while she sleeps off a state of damage and unconsciousness, especially since you inflicted it on her and what you took from her would no doubt require the sorts of help she gives under normal circumstances when conscious! It's hard and not pretty being you, but I guess it's even harder and less pretty being her, the way this fucking shit went the fuck down, huh, bitch?"
Minerva, though able to keep a lid on her temper despite how Monty's words really made a volcano form in her belly from the suddenly escalated and elevated wrath she was now feeling, did go so far as to turn to look at Monty, who was giving her an insulting and condescending grin, and have her viewpoint be directly at him with an expression on her face that clearly said: "Fuck you, asshole! You shut your fucking mouth the fuck up right now!" She said nothing, but the words that her body language gave off were blatant as day.
Monty next said words that were made up of: "That's it for this battle! I know that bitches like you and her aren't exactly smart, blondie, but since you're the one who's conscious and she isn't, I think you stand a better chance of understanding me when I fucking say that you are now to resume your spot in the goddamn group of finished and awaiting contenders in this shit of mine alike and not leave that other dumb blonde that you currently hold in your hands behind!" Minerva got, if possible, even madder, but kept her wits about her and made sure to remain down to earth about what was going on here and what was currently her status and that of all else. Right down to reminding herself that she still had the out cold Nurse in her hands.
With all this being said, and especially with how she was done fighting and there was as of now just as much in danger as there had been before despite how this was all closer to being over, Minerva kept in mind that her best bet was to walk to the group she was with prior to her fight with Nurse going along with her while in her arms and resting off what had happened to her. And thus, she did exactly that.
After Minerva had reentered the bunch that she was now once more part of, she sat down and gingerly placed the backs of her arms on her lap so that Nurse would have maximum comfort while recovering. Squit remarked just after she'd done so: "That does it for four battles just now, but I can tell we haven't reached the end along with the rest of you by any stretch of the fucking imagination, knowing how there has to be quite a bit more of this in front of us in spite of how none of us would have it that way if we had a damn choice or say in the matter."
No sooner had he completed pointing this out than did Monty beckon the next ones who he intended to have take each other on in a physical confrontation. "The ones I want to see in the fight which will succeed the one that just goddamn got the fuck done are now to come to the same location as was for all the other battles! I wish for a second catfight, this one both literal to at least a halfway extent and involving two beauteous bitches with grey and white fur! This and how we've had the fights we did before should make it very fucking clear who I'm summoning just now! You damn well fucking heard me, Rita and Slappy! I won't order you to obey me again and I don't give a fuck if you, Rita, spent a lot of time around that dumbass Runt and/or if you, Slappy, are as much of an old hag as you are! You both oblige now, or everything is, in one sense or the other, totally goddamn done for!"
Rita and Slappy, though damn well pissed way the fuck off by how Monty had summoned them with such snide, supercilious, disdainful and contempt-laden remarks, didn't let it get the best of them, since there were countless reasons as to why that was not a good idea or a wise choice. Rather, Slappy put across to Rita: "Sigh…here we go. Let's just do it so we don't have to let it bother and/or torture us any more than it has already and inevitably will be able to, Rita." "You've fucking said exactly what I'm thinking, Slappy," Rita agreed, "and quite frankly, my hatred for this doesn't just match yours, it ironically motivates me to do it so that it can be over earlier, not later." "An excellent point, and well said. Especially since that's the reason I'm propelled to do it despite my dislike for it, too. Quite the irony, huh?" Slappy commented.
And, as she and Rita moved along to where their fight would commence, Rita replied to Slappy: "Yeah. Also, I know you're probably thinking this yourself, too, but I want us to both try and not allow this to take that long at all, if we're able to." "Hey, you're right there, and I concur that we should do things that way." Slappy let Rita know. As soon as they were in the spots they would start their fight in, Rita and Slappy got into the appropriate positions for what was on its way. Yes, they were extremely upset about this, but there was nothing they or anyone else could do to prevent or avert it, and that meant tolerating how god-awful it felt for as long as they would need to/as long as it would take them to complete it.
Nonetheless, the pain that afflicted and wracked them on the inside because of all of this was considerable and tremendous, and they growled under their breath so that Monty couldn't hear either of them, but both of them could hear themselves and each other. There was much fury occurring just under the surface, and it was only that so much was in peril that kept them from outright blowing the fuck up. They ignored it, sure, but it was still there all the same, and both of them knew it. But Monty wasn't feeling as they were at all.
Indeed not. On the contrary, he was happier and more thrilled to the bone than ever, and it was on a level beyond any kind of comprehension, even his own. He honestly didn't think he'd ever been this happy until now, either in the Tiny Toon Adventures universe he was from or this Animaniacs one. Rita and Slappy knew that they were quite near when they'd have their brawl, and also knew that they would attack at once when signaled, but only so that they could get to the conclusion of it as soon as possible. But one would wonder…who was going to be the fight's victor, and beyond that, what would happen after their fight was over, since Monty obviously by all means wanted this to continue, though no one else did, of course, but how was he going to make it happen with how this pair consisted of the last two he hadn't had be involved in combat before now? You won't find out just yet, with how this chapter is over, but you will find out in the chapter that's after this chapter.
END OF CHAPTER 5
Did you like this catfight containing chapter? I'm guessing you did, but I'm also hoping you did, especially with the way that two sultry heroines were going at it with one another, even if only because they had to under the sort of circumstances they were currently being dealt. And why did I have Minerva win the fight in the end, even though it could have gone the other way as much as it could have gone that way and was essentially a tossup of an extraordinarily even match? Well, besides how, being a mink, Minerva has to have sharp teeth and equally sharp claws(even if they're never shown in the show, but minks do have both, I looked it up online), and therefore has a bit of an advantage over Nurse in the physical talents department, she also is toonier than Nurse, even if Nurse does have her share of talents and, despite the comics not being in the same timeline/continuity as the show, most likely has good fighting skills in the show due to the comics showing them and therefore indicating she possesses them. But Minerva is no slouch or flop in the physical combat department herself, and with all of this being the case like it is, and since I love both characters, but Minerva slightly more(partially because she doesn't get as much screen time on Animaniacs as Hello Nurse does), I had it so that Minerva beat Nurse by a whisker after a long-lasting match. Up ahead of us is not only the battle which is this one's runner-up, but it's also the last fight of two unwilling contestants who haven't engaged in one clash yet. And that battle, as we learned from what Monty demanded, is another catfight, this time partially literally, and also a scrap between grey and white furred(plus attractive)animals as Rita The Cat gets into a fight with Slappy Squirrel! Which one of them is going to be the victor in the soon-to-happen battle I speak of, and, for that matter, is that imminent rumble going to be the end of the fights that Monty orders to happen? Or will it turn out to just plain not be that simple or easy in one way or the other? The answers to those two questions will be revealed to you in the same chapter that presents the fight that follows this one, namely the next one of the chapters in this fic! And you'll know when it's been posted and therefore when you can check it out and thus find out! But for now, I'd request ratings and reviews for this chapter, please!