Let's go into the sixth of this story's chapters, shall we? Yes, we shall. The chapter which preceded this one made us see how Hello Nurse and Minerva Mink took one another on in combat, even as neither Nurse nor Minerva wished to do so. I mean, given how Monty made it clear what would happen if they didn't, just like was the case with everyone else who he forced to fight, what the hell kind of fucking choice did either one of them fucking have? Exactly. And, when the fight was over and done with, Minerva had defeated Nurse by a paper thin whisker. It could have happened so that either of them triumphed, but since Minerva had a large tail along with sharp teeth, equally sharp claws and more tooniness, it ended up being her who was the fight's victor. That, however, as I said before, was this chapter's predecessor. This chapter, on the other hand, has it so that the fifth of the fights takes place, and the ones in it are Slappy Squirrel and Rita Cat! Both of them, despite their being of different species and their obvious age difference, have a lot in common, for they are both very attractive and furry females, and, in the latter case, they both have a similar color scheme for said fur, namely that of grey and white, and in similar areas of their bodies for each color, too. That, and despite being heroes, they are prone to sharp, witty and/or sarcastic remarks. Not to mention that both of them fight quite well and are very formidable opponents, albeit in different ways and styles, and, while not quite as popular with fans as Hello Nurse and Minerva Mink are, they still rank very high on the Animaniacs fandom popularity scale. That both are also extremely smart, clever, intelligent and cunning only further adds to their similarities, as does the fact that, for all their hard/tough external qualities, they have very good and sweet hearts deep down, even if that's almost always where they keep it. Namely, deep down in their hearts. Now, one has to ask oneself…although it's quite an even match between the two of them, and could definitely turn out with either of them winning, there can only be one winner in the end, and which one of them will that be? In this second one of the catfights in this story(this one being 50% literal, too!)and also the second heroic furry femme fatale fight this tale portrays, it will be shown who wins, but only at the end. Knowing that and how displeased and disgruntled Slappy and Rita alike are at being given no choice but to beat up on each other for the sake of everything currently in jeopardy thanks to Monty, as well as the fact that neither is going to do anything but go all out both for wanting it to cease as soon as it can and for how holding back isn't either one's style, anyway, I am in no doubt that you are good and ready to read away at this chapter. That it's another battle of beautiful babes, even if slightly less of one than the previous one, but still, and will thus definitely be the second one of the hot and both figuratively and literally heated battles in this tale, can't do anything other than add to this, particularly given how smoking Slappy is for her age and how voluptuous Rita is in general. Is Slappy going to nail Rita as she has done in one form or another to so many of her opponents in the past? Or is Rita going to have Slappy be the latest individual to fall to her sharp, impressive street fighting skills/talents? You'll only find out for certain which of these smexy grey and white hotties takes a win for herself by reading the chapter up ahead of you!
THINGS TO NOTE:
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Animaniacs VS Animaniacs
Chapter 6-Slappy The Squirrel VS Rita The Cat
With or without how proud they were of their good looks, their capabilities and/or their sharp minds, Slappy Squirrel and Rita Cat were currently in the kind of position that they were, quite understandably, less than proud of. How the hell could they be anything but that, with how they were very close to combating one another thanks to how it was that or the worst of the worst befalling everything and everyone but Montana Max, who was orchestrating these forced fights?
That being the case, they were going to fight and ignore how much they detested every last motherfucking millisecond of it, the irony being that they normally had no problem with, and, in fact, enjoyed, a good fight, but not when it was against another hero like themselves and their only choice unless they wanted innocent blood spilled and unwanted and undeserved destruction of all kinds caused.
Nevertheless, they had to manage it, since this path they'd follow was the one that had the smallest amount of horrible consequences, even if that amount was still plenty big, predictably enough. So manage it they would, as they prepared themselves and got ready for a big time battle between each other. Regardless, they didn't want it to keep up for so much as a fucking second more than it would inevitably have to.
Which of course meant that they would do everything in their power not to allow it to keep itself up, or the closest thing possible to that, if only the latter existed. Violence was nothing new to either one of them, especially Slappy, but this was one of the few times/rare instances in which it was the kind of violence that they were both averse to as much as appalled by. But, for a vast irony, the pain they currently felt inside their hearts and souls alike and would feel during and after the fight was many times more dreadful than the pain they'd suffer when inflicting all kinds of physical attacks and the damage thereof upon each other.
The only thing lessening such spiritual affliction in any way at all was the fact that they were doing that which was required of them to make sure that things didn't become any worse than they already were. And even then, it was only by a meager, tiny, miniscule amount. Even all of the mental/emotional anguish Rita felt in the past wouldn't even begin to do anything resembling comparing to how tortured both of them felt inside at this time. That meant that bracing themselves and enduring all of this in a dignified, strong-willed way was their best bet, and so they did just that, even as the pain of it all still slashed and pierced at them everywhere.
Given that both delightfully attractive, grey and white furred heroines were gifted with a similar yet different set of talents, skills, capabilities and assets, along with an advantage over the other here or there in different ways, it was utterly unsurprising that the fight could end with either of them having defeated the other. Only time would tell which one would have such a status as the one of being the winner by the time the fight was through. Slappy and Rita were looking in each other's direction and the former told the latter: "This is it, Rita. This was going to happen sooner or later, the way all of this bullshit was goddamn well set the fuck up, but that doesn't make it hurt like hell any less for shit."
"It sure as hell doesn't, Slappy." Rita agreed. "I apologize sincerely for what I'm about to do to you, but it has to happen, so let's just goddamn get that fucking shit the fuck over with at the moment that Monty goddamn demands us to fucking fight, okay?" "Okay! That sounds like a plan, Rita! Good thinking!" Slappy answered. "Thanks, Slappy, and I'm glad to hear it!" Rita spoke. "Yeah, this blows a whole hell of a lot harder than a fucking tornado, so I would not like it to elongate itself to any length beyond what will unavoidably be how long it'll fucking last." Slappy remarked.
"Nor do I, and for those fucking reasons exactly." Rita informed Slappy. Slappy gave a few nods as her response, but the next voice they'd hear was the one that belonged to Monty. It made the words that will follow come the way of the two furry femme fatales: "That's well beyond and way more than enough out of the two of you two-colored tramp cunts! I know you're an old hag, Slappy, you senile squirrel slattern, but you should at least be smart enough to know I just fucking want you and Rita to fucking listen for when I goddamn give the damned signal! To say nothing of how you might be deaf, but not so deaf that you won't fucking hear me and what goddamn demands I goddamn gave before! And you, Rita? You're a cat and have ultra acute hearing and are also a young adult cat! You should easily have heard all of what I motherfucking mentioned needed to be fucking heard and understood what the hell I fucking want! Whatever, it is now time that you two fucking fulfill my damn wishes! No talking until you're trading blows! You listening now, you furry floozies?!"
Slappy and Rita looked at Monty and gave a couple of nods each together, although his big supply of slander, insulting, disrespect, derision, demeaning, degrading, derogatory remarks and snide, supercilious, obnoxious and odious comments had unsurprisingly caused additional wrath on top of what anger they were already filled to the brim with to flame the fuck up inside of both of them. But they couldn't let it show, because there was just plain too much risk in that kind of shit when they were in the position they were right now, and they both fucking knew it. But on all counts mentioned after the nodding was told of, both of them were of that status, but Slappy in particular, not shockingly, all things considered.
All the same, though, their efforts to contain their massively maddened states were barely adequate to be successful, and not only were Slappy and Rita alike now furious towards Monty a twenty-fold from what they'd been before(and their fury towards them was already phenomenal at the start of all of this crap, mind you), but they only were able to put in that amount of barely sufficient effort because they knew as well as everyone else involved in this bullshit how much was on the line/at stake and what it meant if they didn't follow the rules of this game of Monty's. Both were silent and said nothing, and, after a few moments or so had passed, in which they had just been able to wait with what little patience and self-control they had left by this time, but had by all means pulled it off all the same, they heard Monty's order of a command to them.
That was because Monty hollered out: "Beast bitches, it's nice to see that you aren't such a bumbling pair of broads, after all! Now, fight!" And so would the battle between Slappy and Rita commence. They hated it, quite plainly, but they would do that which they had to do, so it'd be done by the both of them. Here's how the hell things would go the hell down. Slappy landed a sharp punch onto Rita's jaw, making it so that she shrieked: "UUUUUNNNNHHHH!" But the next moment saw Rita counterattacking via doing an uppercut upon Slappy's chin, and this made the squirrel go: "OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWFFFFFF!" Rita also landed a sideways power kick into Slappy's stomach, which made Slappy yell: "ULLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPHHHHHHH!"
Slappy, however, struck back when she performed a kick that landed into Rita's side, in the process causing her to caterwaul(pun most assuredly intended): "AAAAARRRRRGHH!" Rita took a hold of Slappy and turned her around, subsequently kneeing her in the back, then in the next instant elbowing her in the back of the neck. "UUUUUUUNNNNGGGGGHHHHH! UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Slappy let loose, but she grabbed Rita from behind her and hurled her a few feet away onto the ground. Rita hit that same ground and she yowled out: "OOOOOOOOOF!" She pushed herself back up and saw Slappy running up to her, an instant before Slappy got in a power kick on her chin.
"AAAAAAAAARRRRRRHHHHHH!" Rita barked, but she fought back with how a second thereafter she jumped up and did a spin kick across Slappy's face. Slappy shouted out at once: "YAAAAAAAARRRRRRHHHHHHH!" But she grabbed the leg Rita had not used to launch the kick that she used on her and slammed her first to the right and then to the left, hard against the ground on both counts. "GUUUUUNNNNNNNFFFF! UUUUUUUHHHHHH!" Rita cried out, but she grabbed Slappy's wrist and not only slammed her to the right and then the left, copying the move that had just been done to her a second ago, but she tossed her a fair bit of distance away from where she was.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOF! UUUUUUNNNNNNNNHHHH!" Slappy screamed, and when she hit the ground after being thrown, she yelled: "AAAAAARRRRRRRHHHHHHHH!" Rita bounded over towards Slappy while the squirrel got herself up again, and just as Slappy had once more turned around to face Rita, the cat wasted no time in pasting her in the face with a fast and solid backhand punch with her left hand made into a fist. "UUUUUUUUNNNNNFFFFFF!" Slappy barked, though she followed this with the way that she punched Rita in the belly and this caused the cat to go out: "YUUUUULLLLLLLFFFFFFFFF!" Slappy also dropped down and did a spin kick into Rita's ankles with her right leg and the foot thereon.
"OOOOWWWWCCCCCHHHHH!" Rita yelped, and she fell onto her ass, only to be a second later pulled up by Slappy, who promptly head-butted her in the face. Rita fell over again as she also screeched: "YAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!" But she first kicked Slappy in the side, to which Slappy screeched: "UUUUNNNNNGGGGGHHHHHH!" and then got up a moment before, well, slapping Slappy with a swing of her tail, right into her face. Slappy went at this: "OOOOOOWWWWCCCCHHH!" and Rita followed this by pulling her over and doing a solid head-butt into her face. "YUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!" Slappy bellowed. Although she was knocked down, she countered this attack of Rita's by, while getting up again, whacking her with her tail, knocking Rita back just a little and making her say: "WHUUUMMMMPPFF!"
Slappy, after fully standing erect once more and looking in Rita's direction, told her: "I've gotta fucking hand it to you, Rita, you know how to fight like one hell of an ace and a pro! But just as you have a tail that's useful for surprise attacks and dealing damage, plus leaving an opponent open, but I have one that's all of those things and bigger, you fight great, but I'm a great fighter! After all, I've got years of experience on you, and plenty more weapons, and thus you fight like both a pro and ace, but I am a pro and ace!" Rita then somersaulted over to Slappy and replied: "Maybe so, Slappy, but be that as it may, I've got natural kinds of weapons that are all sharp and pointed instead of sharp and curved and/or sharp and flat and/or man-made ones going for me, and while you are bigger than me, I've got youth on my side, which can't be said about you!"
She followed these comments up by slashing Slappy in various spots with her claws, even if only in places that weren't important, since she didn't want to kill Slappy, just beat her, and the cuts she made, while bleeding, were, for precisely those reasons, nothing serious or in any way dangerous, and none of the wounds in question were anything Slappy wouldn't be able to recover from, with or without her old age. Especially since, for such an aged squirrel, Slappy was surprisingly sturdy along with astonishingly attractive. But Slappy still felt the pain that of course would naturally come with clawing attacks like that, and went out because of the pain I speak of: "AAAAAAGGGHHHHHH! YAAAARRRGGGHHHHH! AAAAIIIIEEEE! YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAARRRRHHHHHHH! NYAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH! EEEEIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHH! AAAAARRRRGGGHH! YAAAAAAGGGHHHH! EYAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!"
After Rita was done using her claws on Slappy, she made it so that she delivered a bite to Slappy's right shoulder which, while done in the same way as the claw slashes and thus not in any way at all a threatening, much less terminal, kind of wound, especially since it was done to a non-vital area on Slappy, was still plenty painful and did indeed bleed. When once she had damn well inflicted it on her, Slappy yowled: "E-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE!" But she was not through with this battle yet, and proved that by, after Rita took her maw off of her, pushing her back and leaping back, then taking out her purse while landing. She also went a ways forward and swung it, smacking Rita across the skull with it. Rita howled from this a loud: "YYYYUUUUUUUNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHH!"
Slappy subsequently told her: "I'll admit, you know how to use those sharp and pointed natural weapons you speak of, namely your fangs and claws! I'll give you that! But here's the thing…" She did a flipping into the air, put her purse away and took out her umbrella, then she landed behind Rita as the cat attempted and failed to grab her. After that, she smashed Rita in the back with her umbrella. "FFFUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNGGGGHHHHHH!" Rita screeched. Slappy went a ways on with: "…besides how I've got curved but still sharp claws of my own, as well as teeth that, while not pointed, are still plenty sharp, I've also got the ability to use my umbrella and/or purse as weapons even though that isn't their primary use! And that's before ya throw on how I've goddamn got traditional weapons aplenty up my fucking sleeve!" Rita said to her as a response: "That may well be so, but even all of that kind of shit has its fucking limits, ya know!" "Right though you are, it won't reach them here!" Slappy stated. "We'll see about that!" Rita put forth in reply.
Slappy put her umbrella away and elbowed Rita in the side, making the cat shriek out a very ear-splitting: "GUUUUULLLLLLPPPPFFFFFF!" Then, despite Rita spinning around and an instant later pushing her back, plus going forward and clapping her hands onto the sides of her squirrel opponent's head, making her shout: "OOOOWWWWNNNGGGHHHH!" she did just the same to Rita and also smashed her fists upon the sides of her head afterwards. Rita would go on out: "WUUUUUUNNNNNFFFFFF! YUUUUNNNNNGGGHHHHFFFFFF!" The cat did, however, smash her own fists onto the sides of Slappy's head, which saw the squirrel howl out: "UUUUUUNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFF!" Even so, Slappy got Rita again when she did a series of claw swipes onto Rita in various spots, albeit non-vital ones invariably, since, just like vice versa, she meant to subdue Rita, not end her life.
But despite that and the wounds not being anything more than somewhat painful and bleeding a little bit, Rita still felt that painfulness and showed it by going: "AAAAAGGGGHH! E-RAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE! EIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHHH! E-RAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! YE-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! YIIIEEEEEGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! GAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH! E-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHH! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH! YAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHH!"
Rita elbowed Slappy between the eyes, which made the squirrel yell from how it felt and how much impact was made: "UUUUUUUUNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHH!" She kneed her in the thigh, too, and this evoked an: "AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHFFFFFF!" from Slappy. But it was countered when Slappy kneed Rita in the guts, which elicited a: "WUUUULLLLLFFFF!" from Rita, followed by the way that she spun Rita around, kneed her in the back of her left thigh and elbowed her in the spine, bringing "OOOOWWWWWWNNNNHHHHH!" along with "GGGGAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" out of the furry fighter of a feline femme fatale. But an instant thereafter, Rita spun around and slammed Slappy with her right shoulder.
"OOOOOOOOOMMMMPPPFFFFF!" Slappy said, but she'd subsequently elbow Rita in the left shoulder and bite down on her right one, though in the latter case, it was, like with how she used her claws, done in a way so that it would be a non-threatening and of course non-fatal sort of wound and just bleed a bit and hurt, but not excruciatingly. Still, Rita was made to be all around unable not to holler: "OOOOWWWWWWWNNNNN! GYEAAAARRRRGGHH!" She did, however, show that she was not to be counted out despite this when she leapt forward and plowed into Slappy after the squirrel released her jaw grip on her, tackling her to the ground. This was followed by the way that Rita landed a series of punches into her face.
"OOOOOOFFFF! UNNNNNNH! OOOOOOWWWW! AAAAAARRRHHHH! NNNNNGGGHHHH! UUUUUUHHHHH! UNNNNNNFFFFF! UUUUNNNNGGHHH! YAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH! NNNNNNNNFFFFFF!" Slappy cried out, but she rolled the fuck over, pinning Rita to the ground the same way Rita had pinned her to the ground before, grabbed her face, squeezed hard, resulting in Rita going: "NNNNNGGGGGHHHHHHH…!" and then jumped back, only to, as Rita got back up, take out a mallet and throw it at her. It hit her dead on, knocking her down as she bellowed: "WUUUUUNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGHHH!" Then Slappy ran up to where she was and it was nearby her, picked it up and, while Rita tried to get up, smashed the mallet down on her with the help of both of her hands.
"UUUUUNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFF!" Rita went on out, but just as Slappy put her mallet away, Rita sprung to her feet again, jumped back, bounded forward and an instant later leapt into the air and did so in a way so that she did a forward flying kick that nailed Slappy and knocked her over. "YAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHNNNNNNHHHHH!" Slappy cried. And, after Rita landed and saw Slappy getting up again, Rita hopped into the air and did a diagonal diving kick which, at the moment Slappy was on her feet again, no less, hit her dead on and saw her knocked down yet again. "HYUUUUNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFF!" Slappy went as it happened, and Rita knocked her down for the third time when, while Slappy got herself up once more, Rita dropped down and did a spin kick into Slappy's ankles.
This predictably made her go: "OOOOOWWWWWWWW!" and fall over while Rita got back to a standing position. Ironically, after Rita pulled Slappy back up and slugged her in the side, bringing a: "WHUUUUMMMMMFFFFFFFF!" out of Slappy, Slappy got Rita with first a backhand punch to the face and then an uppercut to her chin. "OOOOOOOOONNF! UUUUUGGGGGHHHHNNNNNN!" Rita boomed. While Rita was able to jump backwards and wrap her tail around Slappy's left leg, then pull it so that Slappy was pulled down and over, hit the ground on her back and the back of her head and said: "YAAAAAAGGGGHHHH…!" Slappy pulled the same kind of trick when she wrapped her tail around Rita's right leg and pulled it in order to cause Rita to fall in the same way that she had been made to just prior.
"WWWWWUUUUUUNNNNNNFFFFFFF!" Rita let loose, and Slappy then got her tail off of Rita, simultaneously getting free of Rita's tail, while getting up and flipping back a few times. Rita had gotten back up just before Slappy landed, and Slappy, when she landed, got a bomb out and tossed it at Rita, who dodged the bomb itself but still took some of the resulting explosion from when it hit the ground. "AAAAARRRRRRRRNNNNGGGGGHHHHHHHH!" Rita screamed as that part of the explosion hit her and knocked her to the ground. Slappy said to Rita: "Normally, when I pull a fucking stunt like this, I'm spurred to say 'Now that's comedy', Rita, but in this case, I just can't. Not with how this is the sort of shit which is anything but what I'd consider comedy!" She ran over to Rita, but Rita was able to push herself up and onto her feet again, as well as, just as Slappy reached her, perform a two-footed kick upon her.
"UUUUUUUUNNNNN!" Slappy snapped, and Rita, after getting back into a standing position, told Slappy: "Likewise, Slappy, I ordinarily sing when things get less than favorable, but when they're dire and abysmal on this fucking level, I can't bring myself to do even that! Talk about an all time irony and highlighter of how terrible all of this bullcrap is, and both of those things simultaneously, at that!" Slappy did a two-fisted downwards punch onto Rita's cranium, making Rita say: "UUUUUUUHHHHH!" then, after Rita did a sideways kick on her, causing Slappy to utter: "NNNNNNNGGGHHHHH!" she landed a sideways kick of her own onto her which was followed by a two-footed kick, plus, after Rita uttered: "UUUUUUUUFFF! NNNNNNHHHHH!" Slappy said: "A fabulous point, Rita! So let's end this crap already, huh?"
Rita replied while doing a two-fisted downwards punch onto Slappy's skull, which made the squirrel say: "OOOOWWWWWW!" with the words: "If by 'this crap' you mean the fight that we're having here, then yes! I agree with you wholeheartedly, especially since it's only lasted this fucking long because it turned the fuck out that there was no fucking way around that shit for shit!" And she also did an uppercut punch which involved both of her hands being balled into a fist, right before smashing a hard, sharp right cross into Slappy which knocked her down along with out. Realizing that Slappy was out and that she'd won as a result, she put forth to Slappy as she knelt down, scooped her up in her arms and hands and stood up again: "You put up a sensational scrap there, Slappy! I can see why the ones you've constantly faced off against find you to be such a formidable and challenging opponent. Strangely and ironically, I feel just as old as you, with the shape I'm currently in. Well, under normal circumstances, I love winning, but I can't enjoy this victory at all, what with why I fought you and vice versa in the fucking first place. It's sad, but it's true."
No sooner had she finished saying this than did Monty's voice get heard by her as he now uttered: "The winner is Rita! Excellent work, Rita! That'll teach the old bitch to try and outfight a street cat who's younger, hotter, faster, stronger, tougher, smarter and higher on stamina than her, won't it now? Oh, sure, she put up quite a fight, especially since she's got that size advantage and more experience with cartoon violence, weapons and the like than you do, but with or without those things and all of the traits she has far more of than someone her age has a fucking right to, the truth is that decrepit is as decrepit does! I wonder what you broke first…her spirit or her hip? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Maybe you'd like to sing a fucking requiem song for her just now, just in case she dies while she's out and since singing is your defining M.O.? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Although Rita refused to let Monty get to her and certainly would not go off the deep end, she could feel the already indescribable level of deep and terrible rage that she had towards Monty magnify to a level which was essentially in a league of one. The only thing keeping her from flipping out, putting Slappy down, pouncing on Monty and tearing out his jugular veins along with his spleen, pancreas, liver, windpipe, esophagus, tongue, cock, balls, veins, lungs, heart(if he even had one), arteries, spinal cord, stomach, small intestine, large intestine, skull, clavicle, eyes, nose, ribs, brain and kidneys alike was the fact that everything that had been on the line and therefore at stake before was still very much of that status, and she knew that neither she nor anyone else being forced to be part of this by Monty could afford to take any chances at all, no matter how tempting doing so became for one reason or another.
It took every single last fiber of her willpower and urge resistance ability to keep herself under control enough to stay where she was, along with how she bore in mind that Slappy was in her arms and hands and thus she couldn't risk anything that might harm her while she was both out like a light and recovering from the big fight that she'd lost, but only by a narrow margin, but she was successful in her attempt to not let herself go all psychotic at the worst possible time. In spite of all of this, though, she looked at Monty, who was delivering a supersized smile of both jeering, cheeky, shameless, insolent and brazen description her way, with an expression on her face that could only be seen as saying wordlessly and non-vocally: "Up yours, you insidious, nefarious cocksucking piece of shit! You're lucky I'm strong willed enough to keep myself in control to a level that will allow me to ignore the temptation to do things to your sorry ass that are horrible beyond any kind of goddamn description imaginable!"
Monty spoke out after that: "Now that this fucking fight is fucking finished, you're going to get back with the group of every other contestant who's been in a fight in this shit, awake or asleep, obviously taking the sleeping loser in your fucking paws with you! And seeing as how you, Rita, would still be younger and most likely have better hearing for that reason and with how you're a fucking cat and all even if Slappy weren't out cold, you'd definitely be ideal to order this to for how you'd understand it more than she would! So you had best not stall much and start moving! Know what I fucking mean, bitch?"
Rita didn't think Monty could have made her any angrier than he already had, but he'd just proved her wrong. Still, she compensated for it by curling her tail in and out and literally biting her tongue as she kept a level head about herself, turned around and walked towards the group with Slappy in her arms, slowly but surely recuperating while comatose. Knowing all of what was still at a substantial amount of risk and how her battle was at least over and done with, in addition to how there was at least more of a chance than there had been before that this may turn out to be over(even if obviously a very slim one, but still), Rita made sure that she had herself brought to the group of the other ones who'd fought, both winners and losers, and also made certain not to drop Slappy.
When she had returned to them, Rita took a seat on an open space she saw in the part of that group where others who'd won were sitting and taking care of the ones they'd defeated in their respective fights. Then she straightened out her legs and tail, which she had now stopped curling, and also released her teeth from her tongue and got her mouth back into its normal state while simultaneously putting her arms under Slappy in places, and in a fashion, so that Slappy would be as comfortable as possible while recovering from the beaten and sleeping state that she was currently in. No sooner had she finished this than did Marita utter: "Five fights have goddamn gotten fucking finished the fuck up now. As if any of us would take part in so much as an instant of this if we had any other options, but I can't help but wonder if, since all of us have battled just now, Monty might have run out of battles to fucking create, even as there's been nothing but indications to the contrary before now."
"Hey, it might be a problematic and practically forlorn hope, but it's what we're all hoping will be the fucking case along with you, Marita." Minerva said to the hippo. Marita gave the mink a nod and said: "Hey, why the hell do you fucking think I motherfucking mentioned it at this motherfucking moment?" in response. Unhappily, what they all hoped for no matter how unlikely it was quickly got proven not to be so, and in fact outright shot down, when Monty did a shouting out to the group that both signaled all of the ones who weren't currently unconscious and informed them of what was ahead of them in their immediate futures with the words you will read Monty as having said below.
"Okay, all of you Animaniacs assholes! Listen the fuck up, 'cause what I'm about to fucking say is very important and something that everyone who isn't currently sleeping off a defeat from a previous fight needs to hear! And I ain't repeating it after I'm goddamned done the fucking first time, I might add, so everyone give me their undivided attention this instant!" And no sooner had the five victors looked towards Monty than did the fiendish brat utter the next of words that follow. "Seeing as there hasn't been a single one of you pissants that I haven't assigned to fucking fight yet by now, and there have been five of those battles in all so far, too, I have a feeling that you're all of the notion and hope that I've run out of ways to create battles and, as such, this has finally come to an end and all of that other shit that would be the case were this over!" At first, the faces of the five triumphant Animaniacs lit up.
But then Monty uttered the words that would perform the deconstructing of what they'd now gotten an increase in the previously meager but existent and persistent hope of. "Well…NO WAY, NO HOW! Because besides how I've been looking for ways to keep this shit the fuck up after all of the original, first-time battles were fucking finished, I've most assuredly found that way by the use of the following means! I'm going to have winners take on winners, starting with whoever the hell I fucking choose and continuing along that path after each battle of victor versus victor, just like was my style of choosing with the five original, first-time battles of before! And everything still applies, which means you have to fucking fight unless you want all to be lost for everyone except me! You all goddamn got that, dipshits?"
The faces of all five of the listening Animaniacs fell, and they couldn't believe what they were hearing, even as they all knew how likely it was that it would turn out to be something like this that occurred after the last one of the first-time, original battles that previously happened. In addition, after letting out a loud, long line of villainous, cackling and mocking laughter, Monty looked to the Animaniacs he'd just filled in on what would happen and shattered the small but at least existent until now hopes of, and all of them knew that their best bet and the least horrible of choices that they had was their only true option. So they sighed, sucked it in as well as up and an instant thereafter made sure they were all still in control and had their furious feelings of a truly unfathomable and incalculable magnitude sufficiently under their thumbs before saying to Monty in unison: "Yes, Monty. We've got it."
Monty said with a sizable smile: "Glad to hear it. Now, here's the first of these new fights of two winners that I want to fucking happen. I want now for Wakko Warner and Marita to step the fuck up to the very same spot where all five of the original fights occurred and take each other on in battle there, which is the place that any subsequent fights of two victors will take place, too, I should add. And all of the fucking rules of before still apply, too, so it's essentially the same shit as prior to now, just with victors fighting victors instead of original battles like before. And, should I think of anything else to further elongate this, I will make it happen like I made all else in this whole damn thing happen, so I wouldn't try and revive that hope that I saw to the destruction of just now if I were any of you Animaniacs!"
Monty then added: "And hey, Wakko, Marita, you two are physically impressive as well as physically formidable each in your own way, aren't you? You're both very hard to defeat in a fucking fight and love to eat, don't you? The only goddamn difference is that only one of you seems to gain any weight from your binge eating habits! So it should be a nice, even and fitting, or should I say feeding and/or fatting, kind of battle between you two big appetite possessors! I also don't give a flying shit if you, Wakko, aren't as mature as your big brother Yakko or if you, Marita, have your ears and brain alike all clogged with stupidity and lard! I'm only saying this once, so you either follow my order now or see everything royally screwed! You know what I'm saying here?"
While they hated these insults and the one delivering them(more than ever in the latter case, which is quite a statement, I might add), Wakko and Marita weren't going to do anything resembling taking chances. Not during a crisis like this. So Wakko told Marita: "Come on, Marita. Looks like we're fighting again. We might as well just do it now and get it done with so it doesn't have to hurt any more than it already does and will, especially since 'hurt' has every sense of the fucking word apply here." "Your point is well taken, Wakko," Marita replied, "and since there's no way Monty can create as many battles this time as he did before, this should be ended faster than the previous phase, and then God only knows what'll happen afterwards, but you are right that we should do what is sure to keep preventing what we're trying to prevent."
Wakko nodded, and then he and Marita went over to the very place where they had prior to now taken on and beaten Yakko and Buttons, respectively. After both of them got there and then got into their positions for their second battle that was now imminent, Wakko told Marita: "Now, Marita, this is conspicuously on both of our minds, but I'll be the first to fucking say it. Let's do everything in our fucking power not to let this be any longer a fight than it has to be, especially since this is the second time we've been fucking forced to goddamn do this shit." "I am indeed quite like-minded to you there, Wakko. You can be sure of that." said Marita, and an instant thereafter, both of them were fully posed for the fight that was to come. And, while even more displeased with this than they'd been with their fights of before, which was saying something, they could do nothing but go through with it and not make it last if that was an option for either one or both of them, and so they needed to manage it and themselves.
All the same, they didn't know where the hell they got the power to tolerate and ignore how much more painful this was now than it had been previously, and it had hurt them a whole hell of a lot before, physically or otherwise. They took deep breaths to try and make things a bit more tolerable if possible, and it did succeed, if nothing else, in ensuring that they would not explode and would manage to keep their heads on straight. As usual, Monty was a complete and utter contradiction to the ones he assigned to get into scraps in terms of how he was feeling about this.
For on his face was a diabolical, devilish, demonic and delighted grin that signified how good it had felt to both keep this going after he was fresh out of original, first-time fights and shatter what little hope the triumphant Animaniacs had that it might be over. And that was before you added how much pleasure and ecstasy it brought him to see one kind of forced fight like he made and was obviously in control of or the other in general. So it was a combo of magnification and one that was a dream come true for him and a double whammy for the Animaniacs that he had under his leash against their wills. Wakko and Marita could tell that it was now just a matter of time before they had to fight a second time, since it wouldn't be long before Monty signaled them to do so, and they would try and shorten it as much as they could, if they could. However, who would win this newest of battles and the first one in the new phase of all this? After all, both had won their previous fights with a different opponent, but now they were taking on each other. Not to mention the matter of who Monty would have engage in their second of scraps after this one ended, whoever won it of the two involved in it. Well, this chapter has been completed, so you won't know the answer to either question here, but you will know the answer to both questions after you read the chapter that is this one's successor!
END OF CHAPTER 6
So tell me, please, I've got to know! Was this second one of this story's catfight chapters as awesome and cool for you as I had intended? My guess is yes, but I do hope that is indeed the answer, given that this is both the second time I've had a pair of ultra attractive animal women fight it out with each other and the final one of the regular battles in this story, even if not the last battle overall! Yeah, as with all others, these two lovely ladies only came to blows because there weren't any alternatives that would make things anything but worse, but still. So, as for how I saw to it that, albeit after quite the long, impressive and considerable scrap, Rita was the one who won when it was done(yes, triple rhyme fully intended!)? Here are the facts. Slappy does have a lot of experience and therefore talent and skill at cartoon violence, and quite a few weapons to go with it, plus can even use her purse and/or umbrella for attacks. And she is incredibly intelligent. But along with how Rita has an incredible amount of street fighting skills and is also quite sharp, clever, smart, savvy, cunning, etc herself, let's be honest here. Slappy's old, her beauty, gifted mind and multiple talents notwithstanding. Yeah, she's surprisingly fast, strong, durable, skilled and energetic for someone her age, plus she has a size difference advantage over Rita(at least somewhat, anyway), but she is still an elderly squirrel woman. Rita, meanwhile, isn't just a young adult kind of cat, but she's in the prime of life. That, and along with her street fighting skills, she's quite strong and naturally fast and agile like cats generally are, to say nothing of her vast amount of street fighting skills and the fact that she has above average durability. She would have to possess such an asset, the way she's been hit and/or taken damage quite a bit and still both survived and kept going. Let's not forget that, unlike Slappy, who has built in weapons due to sharp, curved claws and sharp but flat teeth, she has built in weapons that are ALL pointed in the form of her sharp, pointed claws and her equally sharp, pointed teeth, and she is quite the clever cat and intelligent individual to counter how smart and witty Slappy is. Along with the way that she's had to survive on the streets, while Slappy's had her own home for quite a long time. So, while they are blatantly evenly matched and have both had their share of enemies, troubles, etc and of course possess very impressive and noteworthy kinds of capabilities and advantages, I made it so that Rita was able to take Slappy out after a difficult and long-lasting battle between the two. Now, things are taking a bit of a different turn just now, as the battles are by no means over, but Monty is now making it so that winners fight winners, as he's run out of toons who haven't fought yet. As Monty said himself, the one's who are fighting for the second time are Wakko and Marita, who are quite obviously taking on each other in combat. Both are quite formidable and high on physical advantages, each in their own way, but since there can only be one victor, who of the two of them will come out being of that status? In addition, which two will Monty have get into their second fight next after those two are done? Well, for both questions that you undoubtedly want to know the answer to, you know the drill! Read the chapter that comes after this one after it's been posted to know that answer! And, in the meanwhile, please make it so that you rate and review this one, everyone! Btw, how did you like the Rocky series reference I put into this chapter? Was it as funny as I meant it to be? I hope that it was!