The time has come for the ninth chapter of this story, which is also both the chapter that depicts the final one of the fights and the chapter which is the second to last one of this story overall! Of course it's also the last time that two Animaniacs who have won before take one another on in a fight, though I suppose that much goes without saying, but I digress. Let's do a little recapping here. In this chapter's predecessor, Rita, who previously won her battle with Slappy, and Squit, who triumphed in his fight with Pesto a while prior, came to blows with each other for how the second time they would fight went down, thanks to further oppression and force by Monty's tyranny, threats and self-centered desires and demands. This was evidently the second time two winners of before did battle with one another, and though Squit put up more of a fight than most birds would in a clash with most cats for various reasons having to do with both him and his feline opponent, Rita was still able to bring him down, both figuratively and literally, in the end. Sadly, Monty later on saw to it that the Rita I speak of would no longer be an option for choosing for his fights by means of picking up his gun and shooting her in the shoulder, injuring her horribly(and on top of how she was already plenty injured and worn down from the two fights she'd reluctantly engaged in and won before that point, no less!). While Rita was not killed, nor did she even lose consciousness, plus the wound was not going to put her life in danger, it was still plenty painful and injurious, and unsurprisingly, Wakko and Minerva, the only two Animaniacs still conscious outside of Rita, got shitloads more angry and hostile towards Monty, which went with their already excessively excessive load of fury and animosity towards him. Especially since he did it for the sole purpose of satisfying his sadistic side and making it clear who would be the ones who he chose for the final fight he'd arrange. As if all the atrocities and snide remarks by him before we're horrendous enough! But that was in the last chapter. In this chapter, Monty has made it so that, for the last battle and the one that will decide the ultimate, official and overall champion of what he's arranged for these Animaniacs by force, he has sent Wakko Warner and Minerva Mink out to clash with each other, instead of first Yakko Warner and then Marita like was the case for Wakko prior to now, and rather than Hello Nurse like was what happened with Minerva previously. Now, though Wakko's edged out Yakko and Marita in the fights he'd had with them, and although Minerva's done the same to Hello Nurse in the catfight she's had with her, only one of them can triumph in the battle they have with one another. And both have their advantages and quite a few things going for them, as well. Going for Wakko is the fact that he's got plenty of tooniness and experience as a toon, being one of the Warners and therefore one of the three Animanaics who were created first and long before most of the others. He also has notable amounts of speed, agility, reflexes, stamina and fighting skills, and, while not super-high in the strength and/or durability departments, he still has a good amount of both of those things. Not to mention his trademark mallet and the fact that he's less than afraid to get physical if it's needed and/or he feels like it. His sharp mind and knowledge of various tricks also both come in handy. And going for Minerva is that, besides how her beauty is well known as something that can stun, hypnotize and/or distract most males, with Wakko being no exception, she also has considerable speed, agility, reflexes and stamina, and she can use her tail and/or her hair as weapons, though the former works better, being bigger and longer. She also, in spite of not having ultra-vast levels of strength and/or durability, still is far from weak and/or lacking in either category. Not to mention that, while not on Wakko's level, she still has a good amount of tooniness in her favor, and, being the mink that she is, she naturally has a set of razor sharp claws on her fingers and toes alike, along with a set of teeth in her mouth that are just as sharp. Not to mention that she is by no means devoid of fighting skills, nor is she at all dumb, and in fact is quite cunning, savvy and intelligent. And she's got height in her favor, too. Long story short, and needless to say, this is one fight that could easily go either way and both opponents in it have just as much of a chance of coming out triumphant as the other. Which is pretty fitting, appropriate, what have you, since this fourth one of the male against female fights is also the last one of those and the last one of the fights overall/in general. So who's going to win and be the champion of all of this, knowing the facts that you've just read about? Particularly since, along with all of this, neither has been defeated by a single individual once yet, even though there's no way that one of them won't lose in the end this time? Plus, we also mustn't forget questions like the following…after this third one of the triumphant Animaniac against triumphant Animaniac clashes, which will also wrap up any and all of the battles, as has, I admit, been mentioned as a fact repeatedly, but still, what direction are things going to go in? What is Monty's next move going to be, if any? What will happen to the Animaniacs, especially Rita, the way that she is hurt bad despite not being a goner? What about the fact that, unless the others wake up in this chapter, only Rita and whoever wins the Wakko/Minerva battle will still be conscious after said fight is over? What lies in store for the ones Monty has captured and the ones who Monty has put under his brutal command? What about the reluctance to fight that Wakko and Minerva have just as much now as they did before, and their increased ire and hatred towards Monty not just for what he's been putting them and the other Animaniacs through, but what he did to Rita, on top of that? You aren't going to know the answer to any of those questions unless you read this chapter, but that's okay, because besides how you no doubt want to see the answers to those questions, I know how much you want to read this chapter anyway! Now, then, moving right along, it's time to present the conclusive battle in which the unwilling Wakko and the equally unwilling Minerva have a scrap to end it all, and while trying to keep all of their fuming emotions over what has happened throughout this ordeal controlled and also keep themselves collected and focused on the here and now and what they must do for the sake of the greater good. Although they are feeling quite thankful, relieved and happy that this is the end of the forced battles at long last, and Rita would feel that way like they do if she weren't currently writhing in agony from that bullet in her shoulder. Of course Wakko and Minerva loathe what's about to happen between them, but they know and make sure to remember that, the sooner they get it done, the sooner the fights are finally over. Along with how they keep in mind that they're not holding back, pulling punches or anything similar, both because that isn't either one's style and because they don't want this fight to last longer than it unquestionably needs to and will. All right, given that this chapter is most likely one that you want to read and find out where it leads more than pretty much all the others(which is saying something, to be sure), I am now going to do a little ask and tell. The asking is…will Wakko score himself a hat trick and beat Minerva as he beat Yakko and, later on, Marita? Or will Minerva net herself a twofer in terms of victories as she triumphs over Wakko like she previously triumphed over Hello Nurse? And the telling is that, along with how you'll have the knowledge of how it happens after you've read the chapter, which, by the way, I'm hoping is to your liking when you read it, I have now finished this introduction. I give you…the whole of the ninth and second to last chapter of this tale!
THINGS TO NOTE:
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Animaniacs VS Animaniacs
Chapter 9-Wakko VS Minerva Mink
Wakko and Minerva were once more somewhere that they wished they had never had to have been in even once, for the third time in the former's case and for the second time in the latter's case. Their dislike towards it had now increased by at least a million-fold, and that dislike was already phenomenal and off the scale beforehand. It was unbelievable to them that they hadn't already exploded, but they did have the small consolation that this was the last time either of them or any of the other Animaniacs needed to fight before it was all over.
And this was on top of how, even if it weren't, they would still have to do it in order to make sure of it this already abominable situation didn't get any worse/worsen any, and they knew it. It still hurt like a bitch in both of their cases, though, especially since it had happened before and even though it would not happen again after this fight was over. In any case, they knew it was unavoidable and needed to be gotten done, so they got themselves into the poses and ready positions for the imminent battle for what was now one last time.
Once they were in those positions, having had their eyes glued to each other the whole of the time it happened following when they reached where they would fight(because they, on an even greater level than before, didn't want to look at Monty if they didn't have to, which was saying a lot), they made sure to remember that they could keep themselves under control with this being the battle to end all battles, since they'd held out for as long as they had, along with the other Animaniacs having held out as long as they did, and also kept in mind that there was no way in hell that Monty would be able to pull any new ways to force them to battle out of his ass by now. It just wasn't possible, with the way that things were by this point.
Regardless, this was still going to be one hell of a painful experience, this soon to happen brawl of theirs, and not just because of the physical damage and bodily harm they'd endure. For that reason(and I think you can tell what I mean by what I just said above, so I won't bother going into that like I did before with that sort of thing)and for how they wanted to reach the end of this madness they were being forced to go through at the earliest time the least bit possible, the two of them would not be holding back, especially with them being only too aware that they were getting nearer and nearer to their snapping points, so much so that they could practically smell them. That it was unbelievable and some accomplishment that this hadn't already happened only intensified the trueness of this.
Especially since it only hadn't happened yet because neither they nor any of the other Animaniacs had forgotten how much was in danger and/or what it would mean not to obey Monty's orders. They would not cave, break or anything of the sort, kind, like or type, but they would feel like it was a gift from heaven and a blessing like no other when the fight they'd goddamn get the fuck into had finally come the fuck to a fucking end. Okay, let's recall what each one had for advantages in this fight that lay ahead of them.
Wakko had more experience as a toon, and more tooniness in general, as one of the Warners and thus as one of the first created Animaniacs. He also had a good amount of strength and durability, and even bigger an amount of intelligence, talent at trickery, agility, reflexes, stamina and speed. Furthermore, he was armed with a mallet that he could use whenever he pleased, and his fighting skills were a plus for him, as was how he wasn't scared to get physical when he needed and/or wanted to.
Minerva, meanwhile, had her own share of tooniness, despite it not being on par with Wakko's, and neither her strength nor her durability were unimpressive. Her fighting skills were even more impressive than that, though, and the same went for her agility, reflexes, stamina and speed. This, in addition to how her teeth were razor sharp, much like her claws were, which was no surprise, since it came with being a mink. Along with all this, her tail, and, to a lesser extent, her hair, were usable as weapons if she so desired, and her beauty was ideal for using to distract a male opponent and leave him open for an attack if the need for it arose. Finally, she was plenty cunning and smart, and that came in handy a lot, too.
This made it so that this was most definitely one of those fights which could go either way, and just as easily as the it could go the other way from either way, too, and only when it had ended and one of the ones involved it in stood triumphant would it be known for certain, and of course certain, who was going to take the victory of it along with the overall championship. On to Wakko and Minerva and how things went down for them, the former told the latter: "Well, here we are, Minerva. The third time I must endure this, and the second time you have to go through this, but also the last time that either of us or anyone else in the group of toons that had to be part of this has to be put through it."
Minerva subsequently replied: "And it's about time that this came to an end, something that I thank God for as much as you do, and as much as Rita would if she wasn't clawing her way through the torture that she's currently trapped in thanks to that lousy Max and his sudden bullet, plus as much as the others fucking forced to goddamn do this would if they weren't currently unconscious." "Well said, Minerva," Wakko agreed, "and, ironically enough, I'm not fighting with Yakko or Marita here, nor are you clashing with Hello Nurse. Rather, we come to blows with one another here in this final, championship battle." Minerva then nodded: "And in spite of how neither of us has been beaten yet, one of us will be in this fight. It's just how things have to happen, and it's as inevitable as the fucking fight itself!"
"Quite astute there, Minerva." Wakko told her. "So, then. At the moment Max gives us the call to attack each other, we fight and make this last for as little time as we can, if we are able to. Especially since we both want the end of this fight, not just because we would anyway, but also because Max will be fresh the fuck out of fights after this one and none of us Animaniacs toons have to attack one another anymore." "You are indeed correct, but let's save that relaxing and turning off our endurance for when we've actually fucking finished this and when we are fully sure that this shit is fucking over. Even having run out of fights, Max may well still have a thing or two that we've got to be ready for up his sleeve." Minerva pointed out.
"I hear you loud and clear, and good point as much as good thinking!" Wakko said. "As such, let's not miss Max signaling us, no matter what!" "Co-signed." Minerva told Wakko. "We want this fucking shit the fuck out of the way, and as soon as possible, so let's know when to start so we can be one step closer to stopping!" "Yes, let's." concurred Wakko. They were now listening on full alert/fully on the alert, and Monty was then bellowing at them: "Damn, what the fuck do I have to goddamn do to keep the likes of you losers the least bit fucking quiet?! Wakko, you have run your motherfucking mouth throughout all of this more than Yakko has, and not just because you knocked him out in the first fucking fight! And you, Minerva, have been speaking more than Rita has sung during what I've arranged, and the fucking fact that she hasn't sung once isn't the only fucking reason for it!"
He went on with: "I brought you two here to fight, not so that you could talk it out with each other about one stupid-ass fucking thing or the other! This is the last one of the fucking fights I am able to motherfucking make here! I don't want the final one that I can enjoy ruined or undermined or watered down or tainted or fucked up or anything of the sort by the fucking fact that the ones I'm having fucking fight just can't put a fucking sock in and lid on it already! You both need to hear me when I let out my fucking order, because I'm not repeating myself and if you don't goddamn go the fuck at it when I've ordered you to, there will be some dire consequences, and in fact plenty of them to the point of being fucking countless! Now listen well and carefully for the goddamn demand to fucking battle that's going to come your way, you mindless cretins and moronic cunts!"
Wakko and Minerva alike could tell that it was largely thanks to how they'd come far enough to now be in the battle to end all battles and would not break now, especially with all that was still on the line as much as it had been before by this point, that helped them not let their anger and hatred towards Monty get the best of them. It also was a vast contributor to what enabled them to stay calm and down-to-earth enough to turn their heads, nod and say: "We get it, Max." and turn away again in spite of both how much more loath and wrath towards Monty had piled on to their already massive amount of that and how the way that Monty had talked to them just now further contributed to that increase in it. Yeah, everything else that had helped before of course played a part, too, but this was one time where knowledge they had now that they hadn't before played the most of a part and thus the biggest part of all.
They had no idea that anger and hate of this kind was even able to exist, justified like it was in this case or not, but they realized that the right circumstances could indeed cause it for anyone, and these kinds of circumstances did indeed qualify as such circumstances. Now, as it was clear to them that not keeping their burning hot emotions brought on by all of what Monty had done in check simply and just plain wasn't something they could afford to do as they kept telling themselves that fact in their minds, and as they also kept letting themselves know why it wasn't an option along with how this sort of shit would no longer be something they had to do for all that was at risk following this battle's completion/end, all of which, along with everything else that helped them stay stable, was only just enough to successfully do the job of letting them maintain their stability and go on with what lay ahead, they listened intently for Monty's signal.
It was only a small amount of time that passed before their ears detected it. For it didn't take long for Monty to say to them: "Looks like you're both stupid as shit, but still not as stupid as either or both of you could be! That much I am quite glad about! But not to the extent that I'm goddamn going to give either of you a fucking break of any kind, and that means I am not letting either one of you shits off easy by saying that you don't have to fucking fight after all or any of that other stupid-ass fucked-up pussy shit! Now, fight!" And that was the beginning of the end for the fights that were forced on the Animaniacs Monty had chosen for them, as Wakko and Minerva now went right the fuck for each other.
First, they used their agility to summersault towards each other. Then, once both had gotten close enough to attack and landed on their feet while facing one another, Wakko made the first move-and landed the first blow-by launching a kick that landed in Minerva's belly. Minerva let out: "YUUUUULLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFF!" But she countered that kick to her gut when she spun around and whacked Wakko with her tail, right before she spun around again and nailed Wakko with her hair. "OOOOOOOOOOF! UUUUUUNNNNNNHHHHHH!" Wakko went. But Wakko subsequently grabbed Minerva and tossed her a few feet away, making it so that she hit the ground with a solid impact.
"UUUUUNNNNNNNFFFF!" Minerva said, but she sprung up just as Wakko was now running at her and landed a high power kick right upon the Warner brother's face. "OOOOOWWWWWWW!" Wakko shouted, but he landed a punch upon Minerva's jaw in return. "UUUUUUHHHHHHH!" Minerva barked. She grabbed hold of Wakko's shoulders, though, then she pulled him over and head-butted him in the face. "UUUUUHHHHHHHHH!" Wakko bellowed as he was also knocked over by this along with the obvious damage that it did. But just before getting up, Wakko did a spin kick into Minerva's ankles and knocked her down in the process. "OOOOOOWWWWWW! UUUNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGHHHHHHH!" Minerva cried out as it happened.
Wakko then bent over, pulled Minerva the fuck up and punched her in the side, right before he head-butted her in the face and knocked her down again. "OOOOOWWWFFFF! UUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLNNNNNNGGGGGHHHHHH!" Minerva yelled, but she'd a second later knock Wakko down for a second time when she did a spin kick into his ankles. It was an obvious usage against him of the move he'd done on her before. "YEEOOOOOWWW! WUUUUUUNNNNGGGGGHHHHHH!" Wakko cried out. Both got back up, but it was Minerva who attacked before Wakko could after they were both standing again, as she got in a one-two punch on Wakko, one punch in his guts and the other in his jaw.
"WWWWUUUUUULLLLLPPPPPPHHHHHFFFF! UUUUUNNNNNNFFFFFFF!" Wakko yelped, but he wasn't through yet. He proved this by clapping his hands onto the sides of Minerva's head, then doing the same fucking thing with his fucking fists. Minerva bellowed from this: "OOOOWWWWWWWWNNNNHHH! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHH!" Wakko also elbowed her in the ribs and kneed her in the thigh. Minerva screamed: "GUUUNNNNNGGGGGHHHH! YAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHH!" But she counterattacked via kneeing Wakko in the ribs, then elbowing him in the chin and finally throwing him a few feet away, ending with him hitting the ground quite hard.
"YAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH! GUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH! WHUUUUUUMMMMMMMPPPPPPFFFFFF!" Wakko shouted aloud as these moves were done on him. But when Minerva ran over to him, he grabbed her tail and slammed her first to the right and then to the left. "UUUUNNNNNNGGGGGHHHHFFFF! YAAAAAARGHHH!" Minerva yowled. But she pulled her tail out of his grip by moving herself forward and then she got back up as Wakko did the same. Then they ran at each other, but Minerva leapt at Wakko and lunged into him, tackling him at the same time as plowing into him. "WUUUMMMPPFFF!" Wakko yelped, and when they hit the ground, Minerva elbowed Wakko in the face, resulting in the Warner brother going: "OOOOWWWWWUUUUNNNNGGGGHHH!"
She also clapped her hands onto the sides of Wakko's head, following by her making the same move, but this time with fists instead of open hands. "AAAARRRRRRHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!" Wakko screeched, but he landed a two-fisted uppercut onto Minerva's chin. "YUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Minerva screeched, and Wakko then pushed her off of him before getting up, and, just after Minerva also got up, Wakko lunged at and plowed into her, which resulted in her getting tackled to the ground by him. "YYYYYYUUUUUNNNNNNGGGGHHHHFFFFFF!" Minerva shrieked, but she was able to goddamn get Wakko the fuck off of her, first by kneeing him in the guts and then by slamming him first to the left and then to the right.
"WWWWOOOOOPPPPPPFFFFFFFFF! AAARRRRRRRUUUUNNNGGGHH! E-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!" Wakko howled, and then Minerva pulled him up and nailed him in the chin with a two-fisted uppercut. "OOOOOMMMPPPFFFF!" Wakko said, although he fought back when he elbowed Minerva in the chin and also kneed her in the side. "GAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH! AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEGGGGHH!" Minerva cried, but despite that, she struck back via landing a two-footed kick upon Wakko following how she flipped into a fucking handstand, then got back into a standing position and brought down both of her hands balled into a fist atop his skull. "E-RAAAAAARRRRRGGH! GOOOOOWWWWWWWGGGGHHHHHH!" Wakko shouted.
But he brought both of his hands balled into a fist down upon Minerva's head, right before he dropped onto his back and knocked Minerva back with a two-footed, outstretched, straight forward kick. "YEEEEAAAAARRRRGGHHH! E-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Minerva let out, but when Wakko got up, she came forward and pushed him back, followed by a bite down upon his shoulder that created a wound that, while not lethal or even serious, was still one that hurt a lot and was bleeding to a certain extent. "E-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Wakko hollered, which ironically was followed by him taking out his mallet and first nailing Minerva in the gut with it, then swinging it downwards upon her head. "WHOOLLLLFFFFF! UUUUUNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHH!" Minerva hollered.
Wakko subsequently jumped back and hurled his mallet at Minerva in a manner so that it would paste her and then come back to him. After it did just that, in the process eliciting an: "OOOOWWWWWUUUUUMMMMMMPPPPFFFFF!" from Minerva and also knocking her the fuck over, Wakko put his mallet away and watched Minerva get up again while saying: "I've got to hand it to you, Minerva, I can see why you were able to take down Hello Nurse despite her considerable fighting prowess! You're like a wild mink and a martial artist all in one!" "Yeah, but it doesn't surprise me that you've lasted this long against me, either, since you're one of the Warner trio and thus someone created long before me!" Minerva replied. "And you're especially good with that mallet, I must admit."
They flipped over to each other, then Minerva performed the next attack when she first made some cuts(minor ones that only bled a little even though they still hurt)on Wakko with the claws on her toes, then made further cuts(ditto)on Wakko with the claws on her fingers. "But a mallet is a man-made weapon. My weapons, these claws along with my teeth, which I previously used on you, are natural!" Wakko struck back by nailing Minerva with one of his shoulders and said to her: "Maybe so, but natural weapons against man-made weapons don't guarantee a victory for the one using the former over the one using the latter!" "No," Minerva replied before she slammed one of her shoulders against Wakko, "but if used the right way alongside the right set of attacks, then they can result in just that!"
Wakko did first an uppercut and then a jump/drop kick on Minerva, respectively on her chin and cranium, and then he said: "I see what you mean, but anyway, look, lady!" Minerva went: "OOOOWWWWWWWNNNNNN! AAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHFFFFFFF!" and Wakko continued: "Let's fucking end this shit the first fucking chance we goddamn get, okay? As soon as we do, these fucking fights will be good and over, and we can get ready for anything we might need to goddamn do if Monty has something dirty in mind that we don't know about for shit!" He then let out: "YE-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" when Minerva hit him atop the head with a two-fisted punch, right before she did a jump/drop kick of her own on him and followed it up with an uppercut to his chin, rather than to the top of his head like the two moves preceding it were. "YOOOOWWWWWCCCCHHHH! UUUUNNNNNNNGH!"
"Hey, I wholeheartedly agree!" Minerva told Wakko before he nailed her atop the skull with a two-fisted punch, and after goddamn going the fuck out: "YAAAARRRGGHHNNNN!" she did a spin kick on Wakko and added: "We wanted to end this as early as we could before, and now, if possible, we want to end it as early as we can more than ever!" Wakko released an: "AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHNNNNN!" as the spin kick knocked him over, and then he leapt at Minerva to do a flying kick which knocked her down and made her say: "WHUUUUUHHHHHH!" Just as Wakko landed, though, Minerva got up and opened up her shirt enough, and also pulled it down enough, so that her breasts were almost fully exposed. Wakko got distracted by this at once, his eyes opening widely and his tongue hanging out of his mouth as he was also suddenly drooling.
"GAAAAAAAH…GAAAAAAAAAAHH…GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH…!" Wakko gasped, but before he knew it, Minerva delivered the blow that would end the fight and gain her the victory. And that blow was in the form of a side kick with her right foot and leg, which she performed with a small jump and execution of that kick. It hit Wakko dead on, and it knocked him the fuck back while he was also knocked out. Wakko hit the ground after both going: "UUUUNNNNGGGGGHHHHHHFFFFFAAAARRRRGGGHHHERAAAAAAAA!" and being sent flying, and he lay there comatose and defeated.
Minerva then sighed and said: "That was a really dirty thing to do, I know. And I am very sorry for it. But we both wanted this over at as soon a time as we could reach the end of it, and I saw an open opportunity to see to its fucking end. Yeah, it resulted in me winning, but either way, it was the soonest way to put this fucking fight to a stop along with all of these fucking fights in general and overall! So I capitalized on that chance, even if I had to strike a low blow, both figuratively and literally, to do it!" She subsequently walked over to Wakko and picked him up, holding him in her arms as he was sleeping off the fight he'd been edged out in. She then put in: "Lucky thing is, it worked."
She then breathed one hell of a big-ass fucking sigh of relief and said: "And now we are finally free of these fights. What's ironic is, I'd like to be celebrating elatedly and in an over-the-top, crazy-ass, zany-ass way, but I'm too fucking spent and banged up and full of relief that this is over at long fucking last to do so. Furthermore, the others, yourself included, would be doing that sort of celebration, but they're unconscious, except for Rita, who would be doing so, but that fiendish fuckhole Monty had the balls to injure her with that fucking bullet like he did. Still, I can tell that I can finally breathe again, speaking metaphorically, obviously, and that'll be the case with Rita as soon as her fucking wound's treated, and you and the other unconscious ones as soon as they awaken. In any case, thank God these fucking fights have finally come to their damn conclusion and are as such over and done with for good, which will undoubtedly be the same feelings that you have along with the others, Rita or otherwise, when, well, I've made these fucking points ad nauseam. We're all like-minded here except for Max, who we'll obviously have to get ready for now that he's out of fights, since this ordeal still hasn't wholly come to an end yet despite the worst of it being over."
Of course, while Minerva felt wonderful deep down for obvious reasons, and it would be no problem for her to bring Wakko back to the group that was now finished with forced fights with how she had him in her hands, it was only half a second-tops-before she heard the last one who she wanted to hear anything out of at all for any reason, and especially at this point. Namely, Monty, who was now blowing out of his big-ass, loud-ass fucking mouth: "The winner is Minerva Mink! Just like she took out Hello Nurse in the first of fucking fights she was assigned, she both defeated Wakko AND won the ultimate, overall, complete, general and official championship of my battles! I repeat…Minerva Mink is the champion of these fights! You did it, Minerva! You won again! And you're the top winner, too! You nailed Hello Nurse and you whacked Wakko Warner! You are the champion and therefore the ultimate Animaniacs fighter! You're the best warrior here and no one can beat you, it seems!"
Minerva reminded herself that the fights were finally over and that she was currently holding the out cold and recovering Wakko in her hands. As well as that there were still some things that Monty might have planned that she would need to watch out for, plus that Rita needed to have her injury treated as soon as possible and in some way or another. This was, after all, what would be required for her to able to tolerate what Monty was telling her after everything that fucking happened thanks to him. Still, Monty tested her patience a lot, with how he talked on with: "I must say, Mink, it has to feel wonderful to be the champion of these battles of mine! After all, they are elite fights arranged by an elite-level individual like me! And tell me…wasn't it ironic to first inflict injuries on a nurse, and then take out someone who is overall your superior with not just your physical moves, but your erotic moves, as well?"
"Shut up, asshole." Minerva thought to herself. "How much fucking longer do I have to listen to this shit before I can finally bring Wakko the fuck back to the group and know what direction we're goddamn going in next? I'm only not attacking this guy because despite all the fucking fights being through, it's still risky to do so for a number of reasons, plus I'm beat up and tired!" Monty kept on going by uttering: "And hey, wait'll you all fucking hear about what I have to fucking say and tell the lot of you when once everyone awakens! Which, I'm guessing, will happen quite soon by this point, especially if the aforementioned Hello Nurse is conscious again and finds a means to make everyone else that fucking way, no matter when they've been knocked out! After all, she's gotta be at least smart enough for that sort of shit, seeing as how she's a nurse despite her lack of intelligence, medical skills and/or talent!"
Minerva was unable to describe, even to herself, what kind of league, category, level and way her ire and loath towards Monty was now in and at. She just didn't think there was any way that he could possibly motherfucking make her hate his fucking guts with the worst kind of vengeance more by this point, but he'd just proven her dead fucking wrong in the worst fucking way imaginable. And the most devastating and high-impact producing of ways, too. How she had any restraint left at all by now, let alone enough to make it so that she didn't do anything to disrupt how things were currently happening, even with the sources of that restraint being what they were, was a mystery to her despite how it was obviously so, since she was still where she was and saying nothing.
This became even more the case than it already was, if that was possible, when Monty not only asked her: "So, stupid bitch, do you have any fucking questions and/or comments for me now that you're both champion and the only one who's still in anything resembling good shape after all these fucking fights and all that's fucking happened? Anything to fucking say at all? Come on, I know that even a dumb blonde of a brainless broad like you would have to have SOMETHING she'd like to say after something like this! Anything? Even one thing? No? Really? Seriously? Honestly? Sheesh, you bitches are a hard bunch to make talk and/or comprehend! Ah, well, you're the all-time champ of these battles I made, even if also the all-time chump!" but he also flashed her a smile which was deriding, mocking, mean, nasty, cruel, insulting, derogatory, slandering, pejorative, disparaging, disrespectful and unfeeling. And nothing short of any of these fucking things, I would like to fucking say, by the way.
This obviously made it clear that everything he'd said to her was indeed meant to get under her skin and make her feel even more awful in every fucking way that she possibly could than she already did, and she already felt plenty horrible and terrible beyond words or measure in every way it was possible to feel like those things and similar things, too. Physically, emotionally, mentally, spiritually, you name it. But Minerva pulled through like she had before, especially knowing full well that she had made it through all of the other battles like the others had, whether they'd lost or won, and so she would not let herself cave and/or let her will and/or spirit be broken now, of all times, when salvation seemed just a couple of feet away.
Even so, the thought of tackling Monty and taking his sorry ass the fuck apart, piece by piece by villainous, wretched piece, was so very delicious, lovely and tempting, particularly by now. She just wanted to leap onto that son of a bitch bastard asshole jackass motherfucker and shred his skin, remove his internal organs, rip off his cock and balls alike, yank his hair out, lacerate his muscular system, drink his blood, torture and rend every single last fucking one of his nerves, arteries, veins and/or cells and break all of his bones one by one while munching on the marrow. And until they were nothing but powder, plus she wouldn't fucking stop until he was nothing but meat pulp in a giant puddle of blood.
Unfortunately, such thoughts, however wonderful, fabulous and delightful they were, were still nothing but fantasies, as no such thing could happen under these sorts of circumstances even now, and, in fact and ironically enough, especially now, really. Anyhow, she did nothing but look at Monty with a humongous mean, vicious, hateful, hostile, antipathetic, bloodthirsty, furious, animosity-laden, aggressive, livid, irascible, angry, maddened and loathing glare of a dirty-ass look like no other.
It had the words: "Fuck you, motherfucker! Consider yourself lucky that I'm too fucking tired out, banged-up and thankful/relieved that your fiendish, felonious and forced-ass fucking fights are finally over to goddamn do anything to your ass! Because right now, at this point, I would love nothing better than to goddamn do the sorts of fucking things to you that are too fucking nasty and horrible for words! I can't even fucking begin to put into words how much I fucking hate you! How much I fucking hate your fucking guts, you fucking cunt of an asshole piece of shit! What I want to goddamn do to motherfucking make you pay for every motherfucking thing you've fucking put us through! You're going to fucking pay for this shit the first fucking chance that we goddamn get to pay your ass the fuck back for what you did to us all, you bastard son of a bitch jackass motherfucker of a cock-juggling thundercunt! I wanted to really goddamn destroy you before, and now motherfucking more than fucking ever! I barely have enough knowledge of how foolish and risky it would be with all that is still at fucking stake even and especially now to fucking restrain myself and stay my fucking hand right now, and very barely, too! Up yours! Go to hell! Damn you, screw you, fuck you! I truly look forward to when you goddamn get yours for all of this fucking shit, and the rest of what I'm thinking and feeling is beyond words and can't be fucking put the fuck into them for shit!" written all the fuck over it in the most blatant, conspicuous, obvious, evident and clear of ways.
But Monty exploded into callous, mocking, derisive, disparaging, insulting, disrespectful, shameless, cruel, villainous, cackling, disdainful, condescending, arrogant, bigoted, brazen, audacious, unapologetic laughter quite loudly and quite lengthily, and by the time that he was fucking finished, God only knows how the hell much fucking time had passed. But I digress. He subsequently told Minerva: "Okay, so, as much as I fucking hate to admit it vehemently and with a fucking vengeance alike, not only has this battle reached its fucking finishing point, but all of these battles I've had you and the other Animaniacs asswipes fucking perform have done much the same damn thing! Which means that you not only have to now walk over to that goddamned group while carrying that piece of trash with you, but you need to goddamn do it in short-ass fucking time!"
Additionally, Monty added(pun intended in full): "And what I am goddamn going to fucking reveal to you and all of the others once there isn't anyone who's unconscious anymore is nothing short of important, so you'd best all be nothing short of all ears when I tell it to the lot of you! I know you're a brainless blonde bitch who's got 100% more breasts than brains, but even you ought to have enough fucking comprehension, knowledge, intelligence and the like to get what I'm trying to fucking say to your ass, you mink minx! And I am still very much in charge and in control alike here, and what was previously on the line is still plenty that way even and especially by this fucking point. Precisely as it was before, as a matter of fact, the way that the fucking fights are fucking over notwithstanding! So I would fucking advise you and everyone else to NOT motherfucking miss so much as a fucking syllable when I'm goddamn giving the fucking announcement I'm putting the fuck across to the lot of you!"
Minerva didn't know where the hell to even start, to herself or otherwise, in terms of making it clear how she now felt, towards Monty especially. But, knowing what the hell her best fucking bet would be and why, she just turned the fuck away from the source of her agony and anger and made her way over to the group. Suddenly, she saw that Yakko, Pesto, Buttons, Hello Nurse and Slappy were awakening from the unconscious states they had previously been put in. She still entered the group despite her suddenly alarm and the briefly stopping where she was and wide opening of her eyes that went with it, but then, along with how Monty turned off his video camera just now, as there was nothing else to record anymore, here's what happened following that.
Minerva said: "Oh, my! You five are all coming to! What a surprise, even if a good one!" "Minerva? Is that you?" asked Yakko as he and the others were clearing up the hazes and blurs that they were currently in but thankfully didn't take long to clear and thus disappear. Minerva then told him: "Yes, although I'm sorry that the first damn thing that you have to fucking see after you've awakened is your unconscious and defeated brother in the hands of the one who knocked him out, even if it did only happen because it was our only choice, and would have been just as much if he'd been the one to knock me out instead of vice versa."
"It's okay. I know that neither of you wanted it and would have regretted it and helped one another out like is being done now either way." Yakko told Minerva understandingly. She then said: "My thanks for your understanding, Wakko. I do, however, have some very good news for you and the other ones currently conscious here, although sadly I also have some very bad news to goddamn go with it, but the good news first, which is sure to truly be nothing short of one hell of a fucking sound for sore ears." "Let's hear it, then!" Yakko said, speaking for himself and the other ones who weren't unconscious right now, Rita included, although none of them knew it or the fact that she was injured other than Minerva and Rita herself, since they'd been out cold during it all and Wakko, who'd known it before, was now also out cold.
Minerva then informed the ones in front of her: "Max has finally run the fuck out of fucking fights to make! He even admitted it himself while declaring me the overall and official champion for how I defeated Wakko in the final battle, though I cared nothing for said championship or my win over Wakko, since I hated all of this fucking shit like he and all the rest of us did and just fucking wanted it to be fucking over, but it is over! We finally don't have to fucking fight each other anymore! We can't fully celebrate just yet, since what's at stake is still of that status even now and Max has something to tell us that he says is very important and something that none of us are to miss, and I can tell that he means not so much as a fucking second of whatever the hell that shit is, too, but at the very least, if nothing else, the worst of the worst of this fucking bullshit is now fully and forever the fuck behind us!"
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" everyone who wasn't still unconscious cried out in unison. "IT'S OVER AT LONG-ASS FUCKING LAST!" went out Yakko. "WE DON'T HAVE TO FUCKING ATTACK EACH OTHER WITH PAINFUL-ASS FUCKING RELUCTANCE ANY FUCKING LONGER!" squawked out Pesto with glee. "NO MORE OF THIS FUCKED-UP BULLSHIT! NO MORE OF US PHYSICALLY HARMING ONE ANOTHER BECAUSE IT'S OUR ONLY DAMN CHOICE!" Slappy happily shouted. "MAX CAN'T FORCE US TO GO FOR EACH OTHER'S THROATS ANY FUCKING LONGER! WE'VE MADE IT THROUGH ALL OF THESE HORRIBLE, RELUCTANT, AGAINST OUR WILL BATTLES FROM HELL!" yelled Hello Nurse elatedly. And Buttons howled, barked and yipped in utter joy, delight and thankfulness that this was finally all over, even if only in terms of the forced fights and not the whole thing overall and/or in general, but still.
Suddenly, though, the five who'd just made clear how thankful and delighted they were beyond anything resembling motherfucking measure and/or goddamn description(an understatement if there ever was one, really)heard Rita manage to squeeze out while struggling to move without putting herself through excruciating pain. "T-T-T-T-T-HANK G-G-G-G-G-G-GOD T-T-T-T-T-T-THAT T-T-T-T-THIS C-C-C-C-C-C-CRAP H-H-H-H-H-HAS D-D-D-D-D-DAMN W-W-W-W-WELL F-F-F-F-F-F-F-FUCKING E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-ENDED I-I-I-I-I-I-I-IN F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-FUCKING F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-FULL…!" She was just as ecstatic and thrilled on an incalculable level about the fights being over and done with in every way, and completely so, as those others were and the same went for Minerva(and would go for the unconscious ones, Wakko or otherwise, if they weren't, well, unconscious and therefore unable to hear what was being said by the conscious ones), but now her agonized, pained way of making that clear alerted everyone else not currently out cold.
Of course Minerva was alerted to this too, and when they all turned to her, Minerva then said: "Oh, yes…but as good as that good news was and is, I now have to fucking tell you the bad news." The others turned to her and she explained: "During the time you guys were still unconscious and the fucking fights were nearly over thanks to how Rita had just finished her fight with Squit, which she won, and was also the second and second to last of the fights that Monty had of winner versus winner, obviously both of the previous, original, first-time fights, Monty…" She paused, but went on: "…Monty saw to it that a sudden, arbitrary burst of sadism he had would be satisfied and that the final fight in all of this, winner versus winner or otherwise, would be me against Wakko by goddamn default when the bastard asshole fucker picked up his gun and shot poor Rita through the fucking shoulder."
The five who she was telling this awful news to gasped, and turned when they heard Rita say: "It's…true…AAAAAGGGGGHHHH…" She was sitting up as much as she could, although it predictably and unsurprisingly hurt like hell. "I'm not…going to die…nor is this permanent…but the damage…from the fucking wound…is horrible…and it…hurts even worse…that fucking cunt jackass piece of shit…motherfucker…Max…did this to me…need…treatment…if possible…can barely move…or speak…UUUNNNGGGHHHCK…" Every one of the five who'd just learned this were now speechless with shock, disbelief, horror and aghast feelings of appalled-ass fucking fury, except for Hello Nurse, who went: "That…that motherfucking monster!" "Right on, and word up!" Minerva told her.
"Seconded…or actually, agreed…for the…third fucking time…" bayed Rita. The others snapped out of their state of speechlessness, though none of their other states, understandably, and Slappy exploded: "That guy has GOT to fucking pay, for everything else he's done, of course, but for him to goddamn do this fucking shit on fucking top of all of that?" "Agreed, and I think I fucking speak for all of us when I say that and the fact that Rita's wound has got to be fucking treated now!" put in Yakko. "I'm already on it, everyone!" Hello Nurse stated, and she went over to Rita, knelt down and said: "Rita, this bullet has to come out, and your wound needs to be cleaned and bandaged. It's obviously going to hurt to some extent, and I'm sorry for that, but it has to be done."
Rita nodded and said: "I…I u-u-u-u-u-u-u-understand. T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Thank y-y-you." Hello Nurse said: "Of course, Rita. If you need something to bite, let me know now." At once, Rita said: "I…think I do…I have a high pain threshold…but not a limitless one…" Hello Nurse then told her: "All right, then. Here you go…" She took out a small but slightly thick sheet of metal and told Rita: "Open up." Rita opened her mouth and, as soon as Hello Nurse put it in there, she bit down hard. "Put up your good arm when you're ready." Hello Nurse said, with Rita giving her a nod as Hello Nurse then reached into her pockets to get what she'd need to see Rita's wound treated and on its way to healing.
Just as Hello Nurse had everything that was required for what she was about to do out of her pockets, she saw Rita put up her good arm, making it clear that she was ready, and that she was obviously biting with all her might into the piece of metal which thankfully was able to withstand her teeth despite how sharp and strong they were and how much force she was putting into that bite, and so it was well signified on all counts that it was high-ass fucking time for Hello Nurse to goddamn get the fuck to work. The others watched to make sure that, just in case any of their help was needed, they would assist Hello Nurse and/or aid Rita as much as any of them could(the others being Minerva, Pesto, Buttons and Slappy, mind you, since Marita, Squit and Wakko were still unconscious).
Fortunately, it turned out that Hello Nurse did not need any help and that the piece of metal to bite the fuck down on was enough for Rita to endure what kind of procedure and the pain thereof that she fucking had to, and by the time that Hello Nurse was done, the bullet had been fucking removed completely, any and all germs, filth, lead, what have you had been goddamn gotten the fuck rid of just as completely, if not more so, and Rita's wound, along with most of her bad shoulder, had been fucking bandaged the fuck up along with how what blood she lost had been wiped away as much as it could be so that the bandages would stick and the healing process could and would damn well fucking begin.
Plus, Rita hadn't lost nearly enough blood for it to prove threatening or permanent damage or anything like that, and what blood she had lost would come back and there were no germs or filth or lead or anything similar in her blood any more than there were in the wounded region or anywhere near it after Hello Nurse had fucking cleaned it the fuck up, and thoroughly so. So Rita would be okay, albeit in due time and over a certain period of that time, since she was resilient, but she didn't have a regenerative healing factor. Rita then said, having been able to talk regularly again as well as stand and/or move once more, though she had to take the latter slowly for obvious reasons: "Hello Nurse, I can't thank you enough. You did beautifully in treating my wound."
"It was no problem at all, Rita." Hello Nurse replied. "The healing process can now begin and it's clearer than ever that you're going to be all right, even if it will take a little while for you to be fully back to normal." Rita nodded, and Minerva said: "I think I speak for all of us when I fucking say that it's one hell of a fucking relief that you're going to be okay, even if you'll need some time to heal." The others around Minerva nodded, and Rita added: "And hey, my thanks to all of you for keeping your eye on things just in case you were needed. Yeah, it turned out that things as they were with me and Hello Nurse here were enough, but what if they hadn't been?" "Of course, Rita." Pesto said, speaking for himself and the other ones who Rita was saying this to when he said this.
"By the way," Hello Nurse said, "I actually have this special formula that I've been waiting for a chance to try out. And this could very well be that chance." The others turned to her and she continued: "Said formula is designed to make it so that anyone unconscious and in the middle of sleeping whatever made them that way off will, if they are given it orally, suddenly get all of what needs to happen before they can awaken again made to happen to them quite rapidly and otherwise is exactly the same as what it would be if they recovered over a long period of time, and thus are able to wake up earlier than they would have otherwise, and indeed do just that and are just as awake and restored with no health problems, everlasting damage or anything like that whatsoever."
Those who she was talking to, who had a good idea where this was going, all looked at her and said: "Go on…" And she did so by saying: "I actually previously ran tests on it via computer analysis and other mechanical means, since I don't do animal experimentation or any of that other shit, and it turned out that, if used, it would work just fine with no side effects. However, I have not had a chance to actually put it to use, such good knowledge as that notwithstanding. Still, if there was ever a time for it and therefore a chance to put it the fuck to use, then this is definitely it. I'm going to use it to help Marita, Squit and Wakko come to. After all, Max wants us all to hear what he has to fucking say, as you told us, Minerva. That has to include even the ones currently comatose, and given all that's happened from when all of this shit fucking started up to this point now, I'm not taking any chances, and I don't think any of you are, either."
"NO! Absolutely not!" Rita spoke for herself and the other ones who Hello Nurse was talking to. "Okay, then. Time to bring my special formula the fuck into play." Hello Nurse said as she took the formula in question out of her pocket and went over to Marita, pouring a third of it down her mouth after taking out the cork which kept it closed in the vial that contained it. She walked over to Squit after that and poured another third of it down his mouth and finally made her way over to Wakko, pouring the last third of it down his mouth. She put the cork back into the now empty vial and put that vial back into her pocket. And she and the others who hadn't needed any of that formula watched as the three who'd needed and been given it awakened.
Marita stood up, stretched her arms back and let out one hell of a massive yawn, exposing, showing and sticking out her enormous, fat, round belly and the belly button thereon in the process while also making her head go back some in that same process. Squit pushed himself back up with his wings, stretched those same wings out to opposite sides and let out a yawn of his own, along with stretching his entire body some, including his tail, even if his yawn wasn't nearly as big as Marita's for obvious reasons. Still, his beak was quite wide open and his breast inflated some temporarily. Finally, Wakko did a nice, long stretch in which his legs were stretched out as long as they could be in the process and the same thing was done with his arms, though in opposite directions. And he did the same kind of stretching, although not as distant as his limbs, with the rest of his body, except for his head, which he made go back some while he let out a big, loud, long yawn which was noticeably bigger than Squit's, but just as noticeably smaller than Marita's. Even his tail stretched a longer distance than his body, but a shorter distance than his legs and/or arms.
After all of this shit had fucking happened, Wakko saw that he was in Minerva's arms and went: "Hey, what…WHOAAAAA! HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NURSE!" "Whoa, cool it, Wakko!" Minerva exclaimed. "Looking at my breasts is what led to me being able to knock you out. I'm sorry that I had to be so fucking sneaky and pull such a dirty trick, as I said when you were unconscious after I did so, but it was the only way to end our fight and as such end all of the fucking fights altogether!" "Wait…the fights are over?" asked Wakko, whose eyes widened along with those of Marita and Squit. "Allow us to explain everything…" Rita said, speaking for herself and the others who'd watched Hello Nurse give them the fucking formula. So they filled them in on everything that had happened that they needed to know about, each one of the ones who weren't the three who'd just come to taking turns.
And, by the fucking time that they were fucking finished, Marita said: "Holy crap, has a lot fucking happened while I, and later Squit and then Wakko, were unconscious! A whole hell of a lot, as a motherfucking matter of fact! We thank you for filling us in, but we've got a whole set of mixed feelings right now!" "Yeah," Squit added, "like how happy beyond words we are at how the fucking fights have finally come the fuck to an end in full, but also how we still feel a bit on edge for how this all isn't fully over just yet in every way, especially given that shit we have to fucking hear from Max soon and how we were revitalized like this because no chances could be fucking taken for obvious reasons, and of course how fucking furious we are that Monty did such a horrid thing to Rita as he did! I mean, I'm a bird and she's a cat, and I'm the one who she knocked out in the second fight either and/or both of us had, and I'm saying this!"
"We're glad to be of help," Rita put across, "and there you and I go being like-minded again, Squit! I think we're goddamn going to prove a fucking inspiration to those who are both cat and bird people and are frustrated for wanting to own both as pets but not being able to thanks to the natural way of things overall!" "You know, Rita, I think you're right!" Squit said to her while nodding his head in agreement. Then Minerva said: "By the way, Wakko, it's funny that you should say what you did to me when you did." Wakko then asked: "Why's that? Oh, and apology accepted." "Glad to hear it, and to answer your question," Minerva told him, "it was, in fact, Hello Nurse who gave you the fucking formula that got you back to a conscious state along with how she did the same fucking thing for Squit and Marita, as I believe we've mentioned."
"Oh, yeah!" Wakko said as he turned to look at Hello Nurse. "And one of the other ones of the mixed feelings we've got is how thankful we are to her for giving us what she did, especially given the main reason she did so!" Squit and Marita also looked to Hello Nurse, the latter saying: "And he speaks for all of us when he speaks of that thankfulness of ours, by the way." "You're quite welcome." Hello Nurse replied, but just then, Wakko said, gazing at Hello Nurse's breasts: "And, while we're on the fucking subject of the one who helped us out that way with that special-ass formula of hers…HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NURSE!" "Wakko, knock that shit the fuck off right now." Hello Nurse said.
Wakko then said: "OOPS…sorry…" "Apology accepted…" Hello Nurse replied, "…but remember, we are still in a very serious situation despite the battles fucking forced on us being finished, kaput and through. And these days, I am noticed for my brains ALONG with my beauty, not just the latter, and everything else important about me is just as noticed, so don't go acting as if my looks are the only fucking thing that motherfucking matter, nor do I want you or anyone else to treat me like a pinup poster minus the poster, especially since I'm applying this reminder to not just you, but to everyone else who used to do that sort of crap with me, as well."
Wakko nodded, and then everyone got refocused on the motherfucking matter at hand. And just in time, too, as it fucking turned the fuck out. Because right after Slappy put in: "I'm glad, by the way, that that come to quickly formula of yours worked like a charm. It made all the difference for how things would turn out next, with what Max is planning and all, and thus with how the first fucking chance to goddamn got to use it was the one where it counted most and of course was most important." to Hello Nurse, who nodded in concurrence along with the others, it was heard by all of them when Monty suddenly started talking, and none to discreetly or gently, either. He said: "Okay, everybody! Time to listen the fuck up to the one and only me!"
Everyone who he'd just fucking said this to sighed in exasperation, then turned around to fucking face him. Monty then informed them: "As amusing as it was to watch all of you do and/or say what you goddamn did from when Minerva returned to the damn group to now, I've now goddamn got that important something I'm going to fucking put across to the whole fucking lot of you! I'm glad to see you're all good and awake, because even if only Minerva and Rita had still been conscious by the time this happened, I'd still only tell it once and, if any of the ones who were unconscious before had woken up afterwards and screwed up without even knowing it, too fucking bad for them! They'd still have to have fucking faced the fucking consequences along with the two of you feminine fleabag freaks!"
Everyone could fucking feel their fucking blood damn well boiling, but they knew that, until they had the fucking knowledge of what Monty was goddamn going to fucking tell them, they could not afford to try anything other than listening, even as there was much that they really fucking wanted to goddamn do and would have done otherwise, all of it having to do with going well the fuck beyond motherfucking medieval on a most well deserving Monty. But they just kept themselves in check and under control while Monty continued on: "Anyway, here's what I fucking wanted to fucking tell you fucks. As you know, and as much as I hate it, the fights I'm able to put together and have any two of you goddamn do are no more, simply because there's no way in hell I can possibly make another one by this point."
He subsequently cleared his throat and talked further: "And, since you all fought quite well and provided me excellent entertainment, right down to how I recorded it all up until Mink was back with the fucking group and then switched off my video camera's recording, now having gotten it all to enjoy whenever, forever, in my damn video camera, I am going to both let the lot of you recover and release the ones you love that I currently have captured in that energy cube prison I had them trapped in so that you'd fucking fight." A wave of relief and calmness, as well as relaxation and thankfulness, washed the fuck over the ones who he was telling this to. In spite of this, though, they couldn't fully feel it like they wished they could.
Why? Because knowing who the hell was saying this to them and all that he'd fucking put them the fuck through, they could all sense a "but" coming on. And, sure enough, Monty a second after he told them what he did added in: "But…" They all braced themselves for what he was about to say, for no matter what it was, it clearly and surely couldn't be anything good. Not with all fucking things fucking considered. Monty would then prove them right as much as justified when he kept up with: "…despite how you will undoubtedly reunite with your little friends and be happy and thankful about it as much as they will, you, they and everyone else in this vicinity, and this fucking universe, for that matter, will still be very much under my command and control. And of course my authority."
The Animaniacs who he was speaking to opened their eyes most widely, and he then laughed a second before saying: "Yeah, that's right. You heard me correctly. And furthermore, you and those who you care most about and vice versa will only be allowed to spend time with each other as you wish for the time that it takes you lot to heal up from the injuries that you received during these battles. After that, you'll all do exactly as I say, no matter what it is, whether it's the lot of you or the ones you fucking fought for the survival. Have more fights, of a different pair of contestants, however I think them up. Do whatever work I tell you to get done, no matter how long it takes and/or how hard it proves to be, and of course no matter what kind of mood you're in, plans you've got, what have you. Serve me what I want, when I want it. Fuck one or more of each other and/or me if I'm in that kind of desirous mood. Make yourselves as fat or thin as I wish you to be. Dress in whatever I tell you to. Take any and all drugs that I command you to take. Pay my bills. Bathe me. You get the fucking point by now. I am your master, ruler, commander and boss for all time, and no matter what I want, no matter when I want it, one or more of you will make sure that I get it! If any of you, even one of you, disappoints me, upsets me, angers me, fails me or anything of the sort even once, at least one individual, whether it's in the category of you lot, those you most care about or anyone else, pays the price…with his or her life! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The Animaniacs in front of Monty could not believe what the hell they were fucking hearing from him. Would they ever be free? Was this truly the way they were going to spend the rest of their fucking lives? Was their universe doomed to go from the Animaniacs universe to the Monty-Verse and stay that way for the rest of eternity and beyond? Did they go through all this fighting and contained fury only to end up making it so that they and those that they meant to save were all condemned to a fate worse than death somewhere in the zone of the highest magnitude? Although you will not by any means know the fucking answer in this chapter, I can assure you that you will most indeed, most assuredly and most definitely know the fucking answer in the chapter that follows this one, namely the chapter that is both the tenth and final one of this story! But, as indicated by what I just mentioned here, this is where I bring this chapter to a close!
END OF CHAPTER 9
The most recent time that a chapter has ended is now! Okay, so was this chapter a good, exciting and hardcore read for you? I meant it to be that, so if it was, then good, and I'm glad that it turned out that way for you. First of all, sorry for how long this chapter was, since the others weren't as long as this, but there was a lot that had to happen in it. And second of all, I had it so that Minerva won her fight with Wakko and became the overall champion because, while Wakko is indeed the one with the superior experience and tooniness, along with how he's got that mallet weapon of his and a not half-bad amount of strength and durability, not to mention even better speed, agility, reflexes, stamina, intelligence and adeptness at trickery, Minerva's not only got the height advantage and the assets of having very sharp claws and teeth, but her tail and hair are both useful weapons, too, along with how she has good strength and durability and notably high levels of speed, agility, reflexes, stamina, intelligence and cunning. And, while both have good, sharp fighting skills, Minerva's are superior to Wakko's, not to mention how his weakness over how hot she is, especially when looking at her breasts, so he's more open to dirty tricks than she is, even if he's good at dirty tricks when need be and therefore his pose some threat to her, as well. Thus, Minerva triumphed over Wakko marginally and both became the champion and ended the forced fights in full. But even with that, the way that Rita's wound was treated after Hello Nurse and the others who lost the original, first-time fights and been knocked out had woken up and everyone had found out everything that they needed to know, right down to how the aforementioned Hello Nurse gave that special formula of hers to the three who needed it, the fact of the matter is that Monty, despite allowing the ones that this bunch had been fighting for to live, is still at it in terms of his tyranny, evil and selfish greed and power-hungriness. I mean, he's made it clear to the spent Animaniacs that, as soon as they're back to being in their primes, they and the ones they've saved will do whatever he wants, whenever he wants, and he's made it equally clear that the Animaniacs universe is still his to control! Will this turn out to be the case? What of those outside of the ones who were trapped in that energy cube prison of Monty's who the little bastard's still got in his power even more than the rest of the Animaniacs universe, which is saying a lot? How will this story end? Will Monty get away with his wicked crimes and forever rule the Animaniacs universe with his dark influence and horrendous oppression and make it so that neither freedom nor choice are anything so much as resembling an option? Will the Animaniacs who live in it and everyone around them go from that to Monty's unwilling subjects, servants and slaves? What, indeed, is going to happen in the end? What, indeed, will all of this shit turn out to lead the fuck up to? It's anyone's guess, on all counts, but to know without any doubt and in fact beyond all doubt what the answers to these questions are, treat yourself to the next and final chapter of this story as soon as you've found out that I've put it up, or whenever you are able to after I've put it up. Either way, this story is now of the "to be concluded" status, and along with knowing how excited and pumped you are for it and whenever it arrives, I also know that, in the meantime, I would like ratings and reviews for this chapter, please!