A/N: Hey guys! I'm servin' up another chappy! And in this chapter, someone asked ME a question! No, not a question for the Mekakushi Dan, a question for Me, the author! TotalHetaliaWarrior, thank you. And for being the first to ask me a question, I'll answer yours first! Remember guys, if you want to ask me or Miyagino 'Mikura' Asakura a question, we will answer! And if you see '&&&', that's a line break. Now on with the chapter!
Dear Kuroha,
Ever want to go on a murder spree with me? *evil grin* hisss
-TotalHetaliawarrior
Dear TotalHetaliaWarrior,
I would love to! *evil grin* Who should we start with? *points gun at you* How about you?! *evil laughing*
-Kuroha
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Dear Kido-sama,
Ok, admit it, you like Kano.
-TotalHetaliaWarrior
Dear TotalHetaliaWarrior,
Kido has gotten sick of all your… what was the term again? Oh, "dumb-ass" questions, so I'll answer for her, of course she does! And if you want to bring Kido back, I will need 20 asks for me (Kano)! #bringKidoback
-Shuuya Kano
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Dear Kano-kun, (#bringKidoback: 1/20)
If you ever wanna prank someone, tell me. And we should totally do the 37 things to do in elevator!
-TotalHetaliaWarrior
Dear TotalHetaliaWarrior,
I will. And, FYI, I already have done it.
-Shuuya Kano
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Dear Author-san,
I love your story and do you have any KagePro crushes? ;)
-TotalHetaliaWarrior
Dear TotalHetaliaWarrior,
Thanks! And I technically do… I find Haruka and Konoha soo cute! And for being the first to ask about me, you have earned a like and a follow from me! Yay! (Ari-chan is bad at prizes)
-Shiori 'Ari' Asakura (Now you know my full name)
Dear Haruka,
We all know you like Takane, so please confess to her as soon as possible, preferably RIGHT NOW.
-Bloodstained Fantasy
Dear Bloodstained Fantasy,
I do like Takane, but I don't think she likes me… I'm just a burden to her…
-Haruka Kokonose
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Dear Kuroha,
I don't think you have a womb so…BTW, why are you such a Yangire?
-BloodStained Fantasy
Dear Bloodstained Fantasy,
How dare you! You will pay for calling me that, with your life! *points gun at you*
-Kuroha
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Dear Shintaro,
Pepsi or Coca Cola? Oh and… Do you approve of your sis going out with an elementary-schooler? ;)
-Bloodstained Fantasy
Dear Bloodstained Fantasy,
As long as it's soda, it's okay. And I don't give a damn about who my sister goes out with. (Unless it's a serial killer, a terrorist, or that shota.)
-Shintaro Kisaragi
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Dear Ene,
What is the most embarrassing thing in Shintaro's computer?
-Bloodstained fantasy
Dear Bloodstained Fantasy,
Aside from his porn collection, it's most likely that song…
-Ene
Dear Marry,
What do you think of Shintaro? is he a good person or a possible love interest?
-Writer of Illusion
Dear Writer of Illusion,
Um, to be honest, Illusion-sama, I'd like to think of him as a lost soul…. Not a possible love interest… His life seems rather tragic… Wouldn't you agree?
-Marry
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Dear Konoha,
Please tell what you think of Kido and Shintaro? Are good for one another?
-Writer of Illusion
Dear Writer of Illusion,
What?
-Konoha
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Dear Tsukihiko,
What would you think if Shintaro was your Grandson?
-Writer of illusion
Dear Writer of Illusion,
Who is this Shintaro? ! Let me at him!
-Tsukihiko
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Dear Azami...what if Shintaro was Tuskihiko's reincarnation and he fell in love with Marry, what would you do?
-Writer of illusion
Dear Writer of Illusion,
Um, Azami chose not to respond to that. (Please ignore the muffled curses in the background.)
-Tsukihiko
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Shion...What do you think of Shintaro? or more accurately the wielder of the "Retaining Eye"?
-Writer of Illusion
Hi, Writer of Illusion!
Even though I think he's extremely pathetic, I'm glad he's starting to get the hang of his eye powers! I just hope he'll be able to do well in the future! ^_^
-Shion
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Ayano(may you find peace) how do you feel if Shintaro was Dating A-ya from the "book mark of dimise" series, please don't hate me...i just want to know that all.
-Writer of Illution
Dear Writer of Illusion-san,
I hope I don't sound too rude, but how can you ask me that question and expect me to find peace? Either way, of he wants to date someone that isn't me, who am I to rain on his parade? I'll feel sad of course but it's what he wants…
-Ayano
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Kenjirou...what would you do if you saw your daugther in a threesome relationship?
-Writer of Illusion
Dear Writer of Illusion,
*silently brings out chainsaw*
-Kenjirou
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Ayaka...how old are you?
-Writer of Illusion
Dear Writer of Illusion,
Hon, don't you know it's rude to ask how old a lady is?
-Ayaka
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Dear Hiyori,
how did it feel like dying over and over again?
-Writer of Illusion
Well OBVIOUSLY dying over and over again in various ways is the most excruciatingly painful thing anyone on this earth can go through. But if it means Hibiya will live, it's fine. It's the least I can do after being so mean to him.
-Hiyori
P.S.- Crap, Hibiya's crying now!
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Dear Hibiya,
do you like Shintaro as a brother or something more? please answer truthfully...
-Writer of Illusion
Dear Writer of Illusion,
Even if we don't interact much, I have respect for the pathetic guy. I can relate to the poor thing. But if you're gonna ask me if I like him as something more, I'll ask you: Who do you think wants to date that pathetic hikiNEET?
-Hibiya
(A/N: Maybe Ayano~)
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Dear Shintaro,
How do you feel about being the most Shippable character...I mean you are Shipped with almost everybody!
2. What would you do if you could make Marry your sister (Adopted) please answer...
-Writer of Illusion
Dear Writer of Illusion,
That must mean that
I'm hot
I'm awesome
I'm attractive
(A/N: In your dreams , Shintaro)
Why do you ask? What are you implying… You should know Momo is a handful, Why would I want another sister! Get your facts straight!
-Shintaro Kisaragi
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Dear Ene,
Do you like Shintaro as a brother, as a friend or something more?
-Writer of Illusion
Dear Writer of Illusion,
Wh-whaaat?! Who would like the pathetic hikkiNEET?!
-Ene
(A/N: Again, I would like to bring up Ayano.)
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Dear Seto,
What animal suites the all members of the dan? please lists them down for me.
-Writer of Illusion
Dear Writer of Illusion,
Sure!
Tsubomi Kido: RED KANGAROO
These animals are very shy, yet when it comes to the life of it's babies, it will gladly tear the predator to shreds! Does anyone else think this is perfect for Danchou?
Shuuya Kano: RED FOX
Their very clever and tricky. And they are most active at night. (A/N: YOBANASHI DECEIVE!)
Marry Kozukara: GRIZZLY BEARS (A/N: Wait…Seto…What do you mean by 'Grizzly Bear'?)
They choose to live alone with their cubs. But when angered, they can kill…
Kisaragi Momo: RED-EYED TREE FROG
It tries it's best not to attract too much attention, but with it's red eyes and flashy color…well, let's just say it fails.
Ene: LEMON SHARK
This shark craves for attention with it's yellow-ish color. It often annoys other fishes but underneath that, it cares for every fish around it.
Kisaragi Shintaro: KAKAPO
The Kakapo enjoys solitude, and keeping to itself. It is flightless, and nocturnal
Amamiya Hibiya: SUGAR GLIDER
The Sugar Glider is a small flying marsupial that protects its mate no matter what. And when the mate of the sugar glider dies, it loses all purpose to continue living.
Konoha: SNOW LEOPARD
Snow Leopards are rare animals that have an incredible strength, are clueless sometimes, and shy.
-Kousuke Seto
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Dear Kido,
What do you think of Konoha and Shintaro since they are the oldest of you guys? (not counting Ene)
-Writer of Illusion
Dear Writer of Illusion,
Um, I guess their fine and all. By the way, this is still Kano.
-Shuuya Kano
Dear Hibiya,
If you were to choose three of your best friends in the Mekakushi Dan, who they will be?
-KagerouPersons
Dear KagerouPersons,
For your information, Hibiya Amamiya doesn't believe in favoritism, Thank you very much. Hibiya has been a victim of it, for your information. Hibiya Amamiya, signing out.
-Hibiya Amamiya
Dear Hiyori,
While you were in the Heat Haze who did you think of? And, what do you think of Hibiya?
-Rukaru Hika Bondkeeper
Dear Rukaru Hika Bondkeeper,
Um, I didn't think of much in the Heat Haze. I mean, sure, I occasionally thought of the shota, but I thought of Konoha more! Oh, and, I think the shota has problems…
-Hiyori Asakura
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Dear Hibiya,
If Hiyori asked you out on a date, what would you say, how would you feel, and what would you do?
-Rukaru Hika Bondkeeper
Dear Rukaru Hika Bondkeeper,
Wow, that really gets me going. (Can you detect the sarcasm?)
-Hibiya Amamiya
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Dear Kuroha,
Who do you like more: Ene or Marry?
-Rukaru Hika Bondkeeper
Dear Rukaru Hika Bondkeeper,
Who says I can't have both? *Freaky evil Laughing*
-Kuroha *More Freaky EVIL Laughter*
Dear Haruka,
Who taught you how to draw? Because you have some seriously epic drawing skills.
-Mew SunsetStar
Dear Mew SunsetStar,
I kinda just picked it up, and after 7 years of practice, you'll be a great artist!
-Haruka Kokonose
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Dear Hibiya,
Why do you call Momo Obaa-san?
-Mew SunsetStar
Dear Mew SunsetStar,
Here's a rule in my book; she's older or not Hiyori, call her Obaa-san.
-Hibiya Amamiya
(A/N: Hibiya is so SASSY)
Dear Kido,
What does it feel like to be able to disappear?
And also, are you a tsundere or something, because you seem to deny your feelings a lot. Hehe
-TheWriter 222
Dear TheWriter222,
I don't know how to answer that…though I do have to agree that she hides her feelings a lot!
-Shuuya Kano
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Dear Seto,
Is it weird to be able to understand animals?
-TW222
Dear TW222,
No! It's actually a very fun thing to do!
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Dear Konoha,
What are your feelings for Ene?
-TW222
Dear TW222,
This is a very frequent question… I feel we have a connection…I don''t see why there's a growing interest in the feelings I have for her…
-Konoha
(A/N: The ever clueless…)
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Dear Mekakushi Dan (dead and alive),
Who is your favorite person in the dan, dead or alive? MUST ANSWER HONESTLY AND NO SAYING "NO BODY"
-TW222
Dear TW222,
Kido Tsubomi: (Since this is directed to the Mekakushi Dan as a whole, I will have no choice but to answer) Being their commander I have no choice but to like all of them, even the lil' sh*t.
Seto Kousuke: Favoritsm is bad….
Kano Shuuya: Tsubomi-chan is my favorite!
Marry Kozukara: I trust Seto-kun the most…
Kisaragi Momo: There should never be a favorite!
Ene: Konoha.
Shintaro Kisaragi: I'll make my computer join the Mekakushi Dan.
Hibiya Amamiya: Favoritism is something I do not support
Konoha: …What?...
-The Mekakushi Dan
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Dear Shintaro,
Do have hidden feelings for Ayano? Cause I think you do!
-TheWriter222
Dear TheWriter222,
E-Eh?! N-no!
-Kisaragi Shintaro
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Dear Ayano,
How can you wear that scarf all the time?
-TW222
Dear TW222,
A hero must be able to experience hardships to be called a hero!
-Ayano Tateyama
(A/N: *sobs*)
Dear Haruka,
When did you meet Takane? How did you feel about Takane at first?
-akaoisora
Dear Akaoisora,
Long story short, I met Takane by an accident. It was around the first day of school when I was heading to the cafeteria. She had been late that day, so as I turned around the corner a girl with pigtails crashed into me. Ha, I remember how mad Takane was! She tried to stand up, but her hair got caught in one of my jacket's buttons. It took me almost the whole break time to untangle her hair. Her face was red when she thanked me, and I had to admit she looked adorable… We exchanged names and I found out that she would be my classmate that year. When I look at it now, I may have not been able to grab food that day, but I'm glad that I've gained something a lot better than a full stomach!
-Haruka Kokonose
Dear Hibiya,
If hiyori got a day to come back to the real world. What would you do with her on that one day?
-YukiEne
Dear YukiEne,
To answer your question I will write a haiku:
If you would come back,
And if I had the chance to,
I want to save you…
-Hibiya Amamiya
Dear Shintaro,
How obsessed are you with soda?
-InTheDaze
Dear InTheDaze,
I'm so obsessed with soda, I could live on it for 2 years.
-Shintaro Kisaragi
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Dear Hibiya,
What do you do with your powers on 'normal days'?
-InTheDaze
Dear InTheDaze,
I try my best not to use my powers at all!
-(an enraged) Hibiya Amamiya
Dear Mekakushi Dan and Azami,
Do you think that Kuroha is just the manifestation of all of Konoha's sexual frustration?
-PCheshire
Dear PCheshire,
After long discussing (without Konoha, of course), we have all come to one response…
What kind of question is this?
-The Mekakushi Dan and Azami
Dear Shintaro,
What do you think will happen if Ene tells Kenjirou that you made Ayano pregnant? on second thought... what if Ene tells Kido, Kano, Seto, and Kenjirou? Hehehe…
-PCheshire
Dear PCheshire,
You should have just signed my death warrant! Don't give Ene any ideas!
-Shintaro Kisaragi
Dear Kuroha,
*throws knife at you* the hell you are snake boy.
Also who do you hate the most in the dan?
-Ai shadow-chan
Dear Ai shadow-chan,
YOUKOSO WAGA TAINAI E!
-Kuroha
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Dear Shitnaro, (A/N: LOL! Didn't think I would catch that, did you?)
If you could only save one thing from being really destroy forever, what will it be, soda or the internet?
-Ai shadow-chan
Dear Ai shadow-chan,
Sorry, Ai shadow-chan…Shintaro fainted right after reading this question…Remind me that I owe you one (1) cyber hug…
~Ari-chan
Dear Takane
What do you feel about Shintaro? I think you both are sweet to have relationship because you both have same behavior and manner. Hehehe, please don't shoot me x_x)v
-mucchiseryo
Dear mucchiseryo,
W-what! Who would like the pathetic hikkiNEET! Quick! Take this of the internet before Haruka sees this!
-(a really angry) Takane Enomoto
Dear Hibiya,
How would your parents react if they knew you were hanging out with the weirdos who are the rest of the Mekakushi Dan?
-GirlUnderTheBed
Dear GirlUnderTheBed,
E-EH?! *hack* *cough* *wheeze* A-Ah!
-Hibiya Amamiya
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Dear Hibiya,
Are you happy that out of all the Mekakushi Dan members you have the least fanfiction written about you?
-GirlUnderTheBed
Dear GirlUnderTheBed,
I am well-aware of that fact and it does not please me at all.
-Hibiya Amamiya
Dear Kuroha,
Okay, whatever you weirdo. Read "WELCOME TO MY WOMB," in my fan fiction profile. It's dedicated to you... *laughs hysterically* ...if you read it, how do you like it?
-YukiGirl21
Dear YukiGirl21,
I have no time for your games, peasants.
-Kuroha
Dear Hiyori,
In the anime, did the Mekakushi Dan forgot to revive you? I mean, where were you?
-Lidale
Dear Lidale,
What do you mean by "I wasn't there?". I was right there! Check episode 12! When it shows a shot of everyone, I'm right next to the dork! Two people next to gorgeous Konoha… I can't believe the cyber girl got him…But he did sacrifice himself for me! Right?!
-(an overacting) Hiyori
Dear Shintaro,
Why do you have so many scissors?
Have you ever visited Ayano's grave after she died?
-Some guy
Dear Some guy,
Uh, scissors make life easier and can easily end life itself…
And, I have…A few times...
-Shintaro Kisaragi
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Dear Ayano,
How do you feel about Shintaro killing himself in route xx?
Why do you try so hard to befriend shintaro even though he acts coldy toward you?
-Some guy
Dear Some guy,
First, He shouldn't burden himself with guilt and regret that wasn't his to begin with…
Second, He's so smart…And, I have to say it again…He looks kinda hot if you get past his eye bags…
-Ayano Tateyama
Dear Takane,
How did your parents react to see you alive at the end of the anime?
-Bobo
Dear Bobo,
My parents work abroad, so I don't see them very much…
-Enomoto Takane
Dear Hibiya,
Hibiya-kuuuun Why're you so adorable?! I l-love you! *Hugs him and kidnaps him* Muahahaha You're going to be mine forever! (/u/)/
-Yuu-chan
Dear Yuu-chan,
Look, you seem like a nice pedo bear and all, but my heart belongs to Hiyori.
-Hibiya Amamiya
Dear Hibiya,
If Hiyori and you both survived. Would you tell her you liked her?
Would you go out with her?
Just asking, please dont get angry at me.
-YukiEne
Dear YukiEne,
DUH.
-Hibiya Amamiya
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Dear Takane,
What do you think of haruka? Like personality? Like his endless stomach?
please dont hit me..
-YukiEne
Dear YukiEne,
E-EH! W-WHAT A-ABOUT H-HARUKA?! Sure, he is a gorgeous angel, but my opinion doesn't matter!
-Enomoto Takane
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Dear Ene,
What do you think of Konoha? Do you think of him as Haruka whenever you see him? or do you see him as a separate person?
-YukiEne
Dear YukiEne,
He's still the gorgeous angel to me…though even if his body changed, I can still tell it's Haruka…He has an endless stomach!
-Ene
Dear Hiyori,
What do you like about Hibiya? Why did you drag him to the city and not someone else? Oh and why do you like cats?
-The Silent Wing
Dear The Silent Wing,
For the first and second question, He's easy to push around. He'll always do my bidding. For the third, Don't you think cats are adorable?
-Hiyori
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Dear Hibiya,
What made you like Hiyori in the first place? If you think about it you would have never had to experience what you did if you'd never met her. So would you want to turn back time?
-The Silent Wing
Dear The Silent Wing,
She's adorable! And no, I wouldn't change a thing. Meeting Hiyori was the best thing that ever happened to me.
-Hibiya Amamiya
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Dear Kido,
I dare you to say "watashi wa Kano ga daisuki" (its a dare I'm not saying that its true right? Or is it? ;)
And when did you start hitting Kano?
-The Silent Wing
Dear The Silent Wing,
When you're able to get Kido back, she'll love to do so! She's always been hitting on me!
-Shuuya Kano
A/N: This is the longest chapter I have ever written…in celebration of August 15 and to reward all of you after my long break…Oh yea, did you know, the character with the least fanmail is Kano...Guys, show your Yobanana love and bring Kido back.