Hey! Ari-chan's back and ready to start a new chapter! 'Kay, so I'm going to say 3 things:
1.) I'm super sorry for not updating quick…It's because I'm graduating and they've been working us to the point of insanity… But now that it's summer (in the Philippines), feel free to expect faster updates, yay! (^_^)
2.) Chapter 10 will be a surprise chappy that has an actual story-line! Yay! (^_^)
3.) I received a PM saying that I don't include too much yaoi. I understand that we all love yaoi, but I'm writing in the perspective of each character, and I don't think the boys are all that in to yaoi. Marry is, so there will be yaoi. How could there not be yaoi? The Kagerou Project fandom is about 85% yaoi! Yay! (^_^)
Welp, that's all I have to say. On with the DISCLAIMER!
DISCLAIMER: No, I am not a guy. Jin, is a guy. I do not own Kagerou Project
Dear Shintaro,
What do you think of each of the Mekakushi Dan members? And what was your first impression of them?
-Fumi-chan
Dear Fumi-chan,
Okay. Let's do this.
Ayano: …
Kido: Scary Danchou must not be crossed. Big mama Danchou.
Seto: The new Disney princess, everyone.
Kano: That little sh*t needs to know his place.
Marry: Completely innocent and not tainted in any way possible.
Momo: She is not my sister.
Ene: Annoying. Yet very scarcely familiar.
Hibiya: Shota.
Konoha: Glutton. Yet vaguely reminds me of Haruka.
-Shintaro
Dear Haruka and Takane,
Both of you, just kiss already!
(P.S: Thank you for breaking my kokoro, you guys are the best OTPs!)
-made-chi
Dear made-chi,
Haruka: E-Eh? Takane, what do they mean? What do they want? (._.?)
Takane: …
-Haruka and Takane
Dear Seto and/or Kido,
How do you feel about Kano always lying about his feelings?
I mean at some point you must have noticed that Kano's smile is sometimes fake.
-ToLazyToLogIn
Dear ToLazyToLogIn,
I think it's terrible ( ._.), He's holding in all the negative emotions. That's terrible and it will totally affect his trust in others…
-Kousuke Seto
Dear Ari-chan,
So, I'm not sure if I can actually ask Konoha a question because nobody has... but I'll try anyway! :) BTW, this is awesome ;)
-Hannah L-Sama
Dear Hannah L-Sama,
I know this isn't a question, but I feel the urge to "answer" this. Of course you can ask Konoha! (^_^) So far, he's the least asked person in this fanfiction. Thanks for thinking this is awesome! You're awesome!
~Ari-chan
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Dear Konoha:
If you had to choose, would you rather have a)an unlimited supply of Negima or b)Meet a real triceratops?
Oh wait... Konoha's Kuroha right now, isn't he?
-Hannah L-Sama
Dear Hannah L-Sama,
E-Eh? N-No… K-Konoha…f-f-feels…d-d-dizzy…
-Konoha (A/N: To answer your question, No, Konoha is not Kuroha…for now… ;))
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Dear Kuroha:
Please give Konoha back.
And don't try to shoot me for asking that question, because I can out-shoot you. And you don't know where I live. :P
-Hannah L-Sama
Puny human,
You do not know who you are messing with. *clicks gun*
-KuroHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dear Hibiya,
Hey! This is for you! -gives him a box of Hiyori plushies and smiles to him cutely- Hehe, hope you enjoy it and well, my question is:
Have you ever heard about the term "shota"?
-QueenLoli
Dear QueenLoli,
Thank you for remembering to appease King Hibiya with a present.
Yes, I have heard of the term "shota". I learned about it when Hiyori forced me to watch animes with her. They were always my favorite characters. Hiyori liked the silent characters better, though. Probably reflects her strange obsession with that guy…
-Almighty King Hibiya
Dear Shinturd
What's your lowest test score?
-Ai Shadow-chan
Dear Ai Shadow-chan,
It was (technically) a 99%. When I got my test paper, I got the normal praise from Ayano, but I could tell there was something fishy going on about this "99%". It turns out, the stupid teacher had marked my clearly correct answer wrong. In the end I still ended up with another 100% and more praises from Ayano.
(And don't think I didn't catch that Shinturd thing. My eyes have an IQ of 168.)
-Shintaro Kisaragi
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Dear thegreatTakane
What was your first thoughts on Shinturd, Ayano, and your hus-I mean Haruka?
-Ai Shadow-chan
Dear Ai Shadow-chan,
Shinturd (*high five*) was another ass that was gonna be kicked.
Ayano was the tellytubby sun.
Haruka… Haruka was perfect.
-(a strangely emotional) Takane Enomoto
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Dear Marry
Can I hug you?
-Ai Shadow-chan
Dear Ai Shadow-chan,
E-Eh? Um, sure. *awkwardly hugs you*
-Marry
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Dear fucker(kuroha)
*hiss*
First, don't diss fanfic wrting you shit
Second, what would you do if you were swap bodies with one of the members of the dan(your pick)
-Ai Shadow-chan
Human,
The Danchou has a good thing going. She is so emotionally absent that possessing her would be no problem. She lacks the barrier of emotions. One asset of an easy kill. Another one would probably be that narcoleptic girl. She's pretty good with weapons even if she's only used them in video games.
-Kuroha
Dear Ene or Takane
What do you think about...
Haruka
Konoha
Kuroha(?)
Shintaro
Kano(?)
And is 'Actor' the same person with you?
-Lulu-pon
Dear Lulu-pon,
Uh, Okay…
Haruka: He stole something valuable… (A/N: Your heart? ;))
Konoha: It's just not the same…
Kuroha: That little bastard!
Shintaro: Pathetic Hiki-NEET
Kano: The little sh*t needs to get his ass in gear.
And no, Actor is not the same person as me. She's the character I use in games.
-Takane/Ene
Dear Kuroha-not-The Gentle Man(?)
Hey,Let's play 'Truth'or'Dare!'
It's your turn and its a dare!
If you're really man,I dare you to kissing all member of Meka-Meka Dan!(Mekakushi Dan of course)
Kis-shu!kis-shu!kis-shu!*take a picture and running away*
-FelixAn
Dear FelixAn,
PUNY HUMAN! I WILL NEVER SUBJECT MYSELF TO YOU! *shoots gun*
-Kuroha
Dear Kano, (#bringKidoback: 15/20)
I dare you to kiss kido in front of everyone in the dan
-Fumi-chan
Dear Fumi-chan,
Mmmkay, but first you have to bring her back! ;)
-Kano Shuuya
Dear Konoha,
What's your favorite food?
-Rikari-chan
Dear Rikari-chan,
NNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAA!
-Konoha
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Dear Azami,
How did you and Tsukihiko meet?
- SoulStorm
Dear SoulStorm,
When I was alone, having another existential crisis, I met my one true love. Ah, I'm starting to cry just thinking about it…!
-Azami
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Dear Ayano,
If you were given another chance at life and if you took it, you won't be able to speak, would you take it?
- SoulStorm
Dear SoulStorm,
Yes, of course! The pen and paper were created for reasons!
-Ayano Tateyama (A/N: The optimist, everyone. ^_^)
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Dear Kano, (#bringKidoback: 16/20)
Have you ever tried to make someone think you were a girl?
-SoulStorm
Dear SoulStorm,
No, but thanks for the suggestion! ;)
Dear Kuroha,
Why is your name so hard to spell?!
With hate, Frosty
Human,
I will answer with a question. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL, PUNY HUMAN?! YOU SPELL IT HOW YOU PRONOUNCE IT. ISN'T THAT HOW MOST JAPANESE WORDS ARE?! *Gun shots*
-Kuroha
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Dear Kano, (#bringKidoback: 17/20)
Do you ever catch yourself staring at Kido in a OMGshessohot way or Whattheheckisshedoing way.
#BringKidoback
-Frosty
Dear Frosty,
Sometimes, Whattheheckisshedoing (When she had her "Kill la Kido" moments)
Sometimes, OMGshessohot (But don't tell anyone…)
Most of the time, both.
-Shuuya Kano
Dear Kuroha,
*points gun at you*
-Made-chi
Organism,
*shoots gun* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
-Yokoso waga KUROKUROHA e
Dear Kuroha,
Now that you're in sassy girl mode, how 'bout we fight this out in a catfight?
-TotalHetaliaWarrior (A/N: Hello, again! ^_^)
MICROoraganism,
Bring it on! NEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKO-KUROHA!
-neko!Kuroha
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Dear Kano, (#bringKidoback: 18/20)
So, you're responsible for the death of Hiyori?!
-TotalHetaliaWarrior
Dear TotalHetaliaWarrior,
Why, Ye-Uh,NO! NO! H-How could y-y-you say something l-like t-that?! Heh Heh…
-Shuuya Kano
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Dear Hibiya,
How do you feel knowing that it was all Kano's fault that Hiyori died?
-TotalHetaliaWarrior
Dear TotalHetaliaWarrior,
WHAT?!... Heads are going to effing roll…
-Yandere!Hibiya
Dear Kuroha,
Hello, and may I explain to everyone for you why you say "Welcome to my womb" and blub? (Still gonna explain anyways-) Well, anyways, womb also means "an evil place" or something along those lines-
[rolls away frantically because I dun wan ta diiiieeee]
-Kitsune Kaze
Kouhai,
*curls hand into fist* *stretches arm out* B-brofist, for understanding…
-A strangely happy Kuroha
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Dear Ene,
Would you start calling Shintaro "Master Shitnaro" (Trying my best to keep my language clean but I couldn't pass this up XD) to annoy him even more?
-Kitsune Kaze
Dear Kitsune Kaze,
Arigatou for the idea, Kitsune-chan! ^_^ I will!
-A strangely evil Ene
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Dear Kano Shuuya, (#bringKidoback: 18/20)
Your favorite holiday carol? Metaphor? Proverb?
-Kitsune Kaze
Dear Kitsune Kaze,
Holiday carol: I don't really have one, but I think someone should compose one about Christmas… balls.
Metaphor: "You put the killing thing in between your teeth but you don't give it the power to kill you." I don't remember where it's from though… (A/N: Dammit, Kano! :( )
Proverb: The more you eat, the fatter you get? Idek… ;)
-Kano Shuuya
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Dear Ari-chan,
Would you do a mock impersonation of one of the characters?
-Kitsune Kaze
Dear Kitsune Kaze,
Sure!
"Yo, wazzpenin-KO SO WAGA TAINAI-Hey wazzup?"
~Ari-chan
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Dear Kuroha,
[hisses]
[hissing]
[INTENSE HISSING]
[INTENSE SQUINTING]
[rolls away, squinting]
-Kitsune Kaze
Dear Kitsune Kaze,
*looks at you awkwardly, like wat*
-Kuroha
Dear Shintaro,
What would you do if I said that I ship you with soda? *troll face*
-iDontCare
Dear iDontCare,
I would probably make it my OTP and post a lot of fanfictions about it. Maybe even write a whole song about soda. IDK. The possibilities are endless.
-Shintaro
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Dear Hibiya-kun,
What would you do if I said that I ship you with Momo? DON'T DENY DESTINY! XDDD
-iDontCare
Dear iDontCare,
W-w-what?! O-oba-s-san?! (/)
-Hibiya
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Dear Kano, (#bringKidoback: 19/20)
What would you do if you got locked in a closet with Kido for 5 hours? *thinks perverted thoughts*
-iDontCare
Dear iDontCare,
It would be like flying, awesome yet terrible… You know what I mean… ;)
-Shuuya Kano
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Dear Kuroha,
What would you do if I said that I ship you with Marry?... Please don't kill me...
-iDontCare
Specimen,
… YOKOSO WAGA TAINAI E!
-Kuroha
Dear Kano, (#bringKidoback: 20/20)
Remember the fight you had with Ene (episode 5)? You were going to use something related to Kido. What was it?
-ruriko9076
Dear ruriko9076,
Oh, it was simply… *Converse flies out of nowhere and hits Kano in his face, knocking him out*
(A/N: She's back~!)
-Shuuya Kano
And now, I am pleased to present, a few (or a lot of) words from our beloved onee-chan and beta, Miyagino 'Mikura' Asakura! ^_^
Dear Ari-chan,
Onee-chan sends you many virtual hugs for making it this far! Keep up the good work!
Dear Onee-chan,
Thanks for the virtual hugs, though I would prefer if you actually gave real hugs! (By hugs, I don't mean the "I'm-going-to-strangle-you-to-death-and-make-everyone-think-it's-a-suicide" hugs) LOL, have a cookie: (::)
~Ari-chan desu!
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Dear Kano,(#bringKidoback:21/20)
I want to bring Kido back, too! So I'll ask you a question: What would you do if ShinAya became canon?
#bringKidoback
Dear Mikura-san,
Well, I would be the "overprotective brother", won't I? I'm pretty sure Seto would be willing to, anyway. ;)
-Shuuya Kano
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Dear Seto,
Give me your Disney princess powers please! I wanna become the queen of the Pandas!
Dear Mikura-san,
I cannot simply "give" you Disney princess powers, you must look within, be kind and have courage, and only then, may you become Queen of pandas.
Stroking his imaginary beard,
Kousuke Seto
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Dear Mary,
This question has been on my mind for a while, so I'll ask it. Have you watched Hetalia? If so, do you ship FrUK or USUK? (Please give me a straight [lol, pun] answer otherwise I will die.)
Dear Mikura-san,
Hetalia? You mean the anime with countries for people? Yes, I have watched it! Ene-san showed it to me and told me Shintaro-kun was watching… Um, I may or may not have gotten hooked on it and watched the whole first series in a day… Oh yeah! Your question! Well, I don't exactly ship FrUK or USUK, I ship any boy with any boy… But please don't tell Seto! Please!
-Marry
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Dear Momo,
Ubachau yo! *strikes a dorky pose*
Dear Mikura-san,
Ubachau yo! *strikes an even dorkier pose*
-Momo Kisaragi
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Dear Ene/Takane,
You wouldn't mind it if I created a Haruka/Konoha picture folder for you, right? I'll help you hide it from Shitnaro!
Mikura-san!
Why would I need that! *tsundere mode!*
-Takane/Ene
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Dear Shintaro,
Give me your brain in exchange for a really hot picture of Ayano drinking soda. (Pls.)
Mikura-san,
Now, why would you need my brain? You know what, take it. Just as long as you're telling the truth…
-(a weirdly excited) Shintaro Kisaragi
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Dear Hibiya,
Seme, uke, or both? (IDK why I'm even asking this question. I just wanna know)
Mikura-san!
*Covering Hibiya's eyes* Hibiya-kun must not be exposed to such words!
-Marry
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Dear Konoha,
*tosses kebab at you along with pictures of Takane* Remember her already, baka!
Mikura-san,
W-who is this? H-have I seen her before?
-Konoha
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Dear Ayano,
I will give you Shintaro's brains if you let me take a picture of you drinking soda in the most messy way possible. (Wow, that sounds so wrong! I just need a picture of you drinking soda!)
Dear Mikura-san,
I appreciate very much that you would like to offer me his brains, but I don't think I need them… I think humans can't function without their brains? Or am I wrong? Heh, I just stupid… (But regarding you needing my picture drinking soda, sure! I actually really like soda! But I never told Shintaro-kun, since I thought cute girls aren't supposed to be unhealthy…)
-Ayano Tateyama
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Hey Kuroha!
Knife!
*tosses knife at your face in a ninja-like manner*
Hey! *Dodges knife by stepping to side*
Gun!
*shoots gun in the most badass way possible*
HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOKOSO WAGA TAINAI E!
-Kuroha
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Dear Hiyori,
You do know that Konoha belongs to Ene, right? I will give you the password to the Haruka/Konoha folder if you will let KonoEne become canon! (Lol, I'm resulting to bribery...)
HEY! I don't know who you are, and why you're asking a favor from ME?! NO! I don't need pictures! HE LOVES ME! I mean, sure, he doesn't remember my name…or who I am…BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! HE LOVES ME! I WILL NOT HEED ANY FAVORS OR REQUESTS FROM A…PEASANT LIKE YOU!
-Hiyori (Great, onee-chan, you made Hiyori mad! :(
A/N: Oh yeah! I just came back from Australia! Australians are very nice people! ^_^ You've also got a really nice country/continent! If you're from Australia, know an Australian or just love Australia in general, please leave a review!
See you in the next chapter!
~Ari-chan