Chimey Cherry Changas!
Deadpool cleared his bed a little since Pinkie was gonna be sleeping there, he didn't want her sleeping in a mess.
"So all of a sudden you care about house guests?"
"Yeah, she's a pony too, she should be used to sleeping in filth"
"I though I told you voices to shut your mouths!" Deadpool said.
"Technically we don't have mouths so..."
"Will get the fuck away already!?" Deadpool shouted.
Pinkie had come in at the moment and took that the wrong way, "I just wanted to know if you wanted me to bake you a cake", she looked on the verge of crying.
Deadpool realized what happened, "Oh wait! No I wasn't talking to you Pinkie! Just the annoying voices in my head!"
"Some friend you are"
"I swear to God I'll find a way to kill you", Deadpool said, freaking Pinkie out more, "Wait I'm not telling...ugh forget it, too hard to explain, anyway I'm just getting this bed cleared up for you"
"Aw, you're so nice"
"Now...you said something about a cake" Deadpool smiled under his mask.
"It'll be ready soon" Pinkie said in a sing-song voice.
Deadpool pouted, "But I want it now!"
"Be patient", Pinkie said in another song-song voice.
Deadpool paced around for a moment.
"Is it ready now?"
"No, not yet!"
He paced some more, "How about now?"
"No! Keep waiting!"
After a little more pacing, he asked again, "Now?"
"If you keep asking, you're not getting any cake!"
Deadpool jumped up and down with an attitude, "No fair! I want cake!"
"Deadpool..." she said in another sing-song voice.
Deadpool sat down and kept his arms and legs crossed.
Later the cake was ready, Deadpool rushed to it.
"Wow, that cake looks freaken delicious!"
"Thanks, it's an old recipe I've been trying, try it!"
Deadpool lifted his mask up til his mouth was exposed and tried the cake.
After chewing a bit, he simply swallowed.
"Pinkie Pie..." he said grimly.
Pinkie was nervous, "Yes?"
"That was...the most AWESOME THING I'VE EVER TASTED! I WANT MORE!" he then grabbed a huge chunk of the cake in his hands and started stuffing it into his mouth.
"Aw, glad you like it", Pinkie said.
"Like it? I LOVE IT!" he then randomly took Pinkie Pie's hoof and spoke in a low masculine voice and the background suddenly became a tropical island, "Will you marry me?"
Pinkie chuckled awkwardly, "I can't we just met, I have to get to know you first"
"You're right! Let's talk!" he grabbed Pinkie and jumped to the nearest couch and put on some glasses, "So tell me my dear Pinkie, where are you from?"
"Well...I live in a great land called Equestria, where all ponies live together in harmony, but once in a while a big meanie shows up to ruin everything, then that's where me and my friends come in! For we are", she took a dramatic pose as stars appear in the background and her voice echoed, "The Elements of Harmony!"
Deadpool was munching on Popcorn all of a sudden, "This is so cool!"
"So the big meanie that challenged us recently was King Sombra!" an imagine Sombra appeared as he let out an evil laugh.
"Boo! Your name sounds like Sombrero!" Deadpool then threw Popcorn at Sombra.
"So me and my friends attacked him, and we were winning too, until that big meanie blasted us into different portals, sending us to different worlds!" all the portals appeared behind Pinkie, Deadpool became dizzy looking at them.
"So I ended up in this world, where I met you"
"Wow, so here's a question, why do you call yourselves, 'The Elements of Harmony'? Is it some random name or does it have meaning?"
"Well, we each have our own elements, mine is Laughter, cause I love making anyone I meet laugh!"
She then appeared on a tricycle juggling bowling pins while balancing a plate on a stick on her nose, causing Deadpool to laugh.
"Then there's Rarity, the element of Generosity"
An image of Rarity appeared, "Here you go darling, One Million Dollars, all for you"
"Sweet!"
"Then there's Applejack, the Element of Honesty!"
Applejack appeared, "Ah can honestly say, yer the most handsome man I've ever seen"
Deadpool chuckled, "Aw thanks redneck pony"
"Then there's Fluttershy, the Element of Kindness"
An image of Fluttershy appeared, "Do you want me to help sew your limbs back together?"
"Wow, that could be a little helpful when my healing takes forever"
"Then there's Rainbow Dash, the Element of Loyalty"
An image of Rainbow Dash appeared, "...Fuck off"
Deadpool cocked his head, "That was weird"
"And finally there's Twilight Sparkle, the Element of Magic"
An image of Twilight appeared, "With my magic, I shall help the greatest masked fighter in the world"
"Aw, thanks but I don't need-"
"Not you...him", Twilight said dreamily as Spider-man arrived and grabbed Twilight close to him as she hugged him romantically.
"Get your own Alicorn Princess Wilson, this one's mine"
"Oh screw you webhead!" Deadpool tossed the popcorn bag at Spider-man.
Pinkie noticed, "Wow, that was random, anyway that's my story"
"That was entertaining! And I didn't even need beer!" though Deadpool started drinking beer anyway, "So you like making others laugh, you must be the life of parties, though you said you attend parties"
"I just don't attend them, I host them! I'm so good I have a Cutie Mark about it!" Pinkie pointed to her flank.
"Oh wow, that looks aweseome, look at how round, so balloony, and fun to play with...oh and your cutie mark looks good too"
Pinkie seemed confused but shook it off, "Anyway, what do you do? You look like a ninja? Are you?"
Deadpool nodded, "Hell yeah, I'm the Ultimate Ninja Mercenary, with enough cash I'll handle almost any assignment, whether it's taking someone out or offering protection"
"Oh...well I don't have a way to pay you right now so..."
Deadpool shook his head, "No you don't need any payment, I'll explain in a poem *clears throat*...I like you, so I watch you for free, cause damn girl, you're so fucking pretty"
Pinkie giggled, "Thanks, you're such a sweet guy"
Deadpool stood up, "So now that this is settled, lets go do some fun stuff!"
"Fun stuff? Like what?"
Deadpool shrugged, "I don't know, what do you wanna do?"
Pinkie thought a moment, then had an idea, "Let's a have a crazy out of control house party!"
Deadpool grinned, "You're a genius!"
Deadpool started making random calls saying, "Party at Deadpool's! Come or I'll shoot yah!"
Pinkie grabbed her party cannon and used it to set things up.
"Whoa, where'd you get that from?" Deadpool asked.
"I always bring my party cannon, never know when you need to party!"
"Wow, I gotta get me one of those!"
They set up for the party and then sat back and waited.
"Now we wait for the guests"
They waited a few minutes, but no one seemed to be coming.
"Where is everyone? I specifically told them to come or I'll shoot them!" Deadpool complained.
"Do they know the time?" Pinkie asked.
Deadpool went silent, "God Dammit!" he called on person, "Hey the party's starting now! Get over here!"
"I'm busy Deadpool, find someone else!" the person said.
"Well screw you Bobby Drake!" he called another, "Hey, it's party time"
"Like I'm going to one of your parties you crétin"
"Oh go fuck yourself Remy Lebbau!" he called another, "Hey party time, come now!"
"WILSON! WHEN I FIND YOU I'M GONNA RIP YOUR FUCKING GUTS OUT!"
Deadpool grew pale, "Oh, Sabretooth, didn't expect to hear from you...gotta go!" he slammed the phone down.
"Wow, what can be worse than Sabretooth?" he called, "Yo party time"
"Where'd you go Deadpool!" he heard an all too familiar voice.
"Yo...Wolverine, how are you? Yeah I was just-" he hung out and called again.
"Yo come to Deadpool's, it's party time?"
"Who is this?" a high and mighty female voice asked.
"Deadpool, who are you?"
"I am Princess Luna, how exactly did you even call me, you should have no way of reaching-"
"You're boring, good-bye", he hung up, "Man that Princess Luna lady is such a talker.
"Oh you spoke to Luna, how is she?"
"Fine, maybe", he sighed, "Man no one wants to come"
"Well maybe you need to work on your appeal, show people what a fun guy you are and then they'll wanna come, it works for me"
Deadpool pondered, "Ok, but how?"
"I can give you a few lessons...after the party, can't let it go to waste"
Deadpool looked around, "Yeah you're right, let's crank that bitch up!" Deadpool cranked up the music.
"For copyright reasons we can't tell you what the music is", Pinkie said.
"So pretend it's whatever you want, just don't imagine something stupid", Deadpool said.
They partied the rest of the night, they had some busy days ahead.
Let's see if it gets much more random after this.