Time to hit the town, Pony/Merc style

Deadpool and Pinkie had partied very hard, to the point where they fell asleep together on Deadpool's bed.

Deadpool woke up with his arm over Pinkie Pie, who's face had some cake remains.

"Whoa, must have been one hell of a party"

Pinkie woke up and licked the remains of the cake off her face, "That was fun"

Deadpool looked around and noticed his arm over Pinkie, he was also pretty close to her.

"Did...did we have sex?"

Pinkie looked down, "I don't feel different down there...wait, I see some...on no that's just frosting"

"I feel normal too, maybe we didn't?"

Pinkie shook her head, "No we're good"

Deadpool sighed, "Good...if we ever had sex I'd like to be conscious for that"

"What?"

"Nothing!"

They both got up, "So now what Deadpool?"

Deadpool thought, "I wanna hit the town, but I get the feeling that you shouldn't be seen, and I just can't waltz into town like this...maybe I should check my messages, maybe someone tried to contact me for a gig", Deadpool said.

He checked his messages, nothing came up.

"Damn, no work, oh well, maybe later", Deadpool said.

Pinkie approached him, "So now what?"

Deadpool thought, "Wanna play some violent video games?"

They were then seeing playing a random video game with other the top violence, explosions and the occasional sexual scene.

"Take that you rat bastards! No one messes with my virtual character!" Deadpool shouted.

"This is upper fun!" Pinkie shouted.

As they were playing Deadpool got a call.

"Hold on Pinkie, gotta take this", he went to the phone, "Yes?"

"Deadpool! It's Stryker! Whats the big idea leaving your team behind like that!?"

Deadpool got nervous and then started speaking in a phony Spanish accent, "Oh this no Deadpool, this is... El George, si El George, he no here, he off in...Russa, he...fighting bear"

"Dammit Wilson I know that's you!"

Deadpool gasped and dropped the act, "How DARE you not buy my phony Spanish accent you son of a bitch!" he then hung up, "Man the nerve of some people"

Pinkie went to him, "So now what?"

Deadpool thought a moment, "I know! Let's explore!" he then grabbed Pinkie Pie, "To the helicopter! Dununununuh!" he ran to the Helicopter and boarded it with Pinkie.

"Time to fly!" he lifted off and flew into the city area.

Pinkie looked down below, "Wow, big buildings, nice to see more of this place"

"Pinkie Pie", Deadpool cleared his throat and started singing, "I can show you the world...shing, shimmering, splendid, tell me Pinkie, now when did you last let your heart decide?"

"Last week when I knew I wanted that double fudge banana split sundae", Pinkie said.

Deadpool didn't expect that, "Well seriously, I can show you whatever you want"

Pinkie thought, "Is there a giant chocolate factory?"

"There was a good one, great owner too, until he left it to some poverty born kid", Deadpool complained.

"Aw, did it go out of business?"

"No...but I still liked the original guy better"

Deadpool flew until he was over The X-Mansion, "Hey look down below, it's the X-Men, YO X-MEN! CHECK ME OUT!"

Three of them, Gambit, Rogue and Iceman looked up.

"Is that...Deadpool?" Iceman asked.

"He better not be bugging us about that stupid party he tried to throw", Gambit said.

"Call me crazy, but ah see a pink pony", Rogue said.

Deadpool turned to Pinkie, "Wanna meet the X-Men?"

Pinkie nodded, "Ok, sure, but I thought I needed to stay a secret"

"Don't worry, they're a bunch of freaks and weirdos who never leave the Mansion, you'll be fine"

"Oh, okie dokie!"

Deadpool landed the Helicopter on the front lawn.

"The Professor won't like that", Iceman said.

Deadpool exited to the Helicopter, "Hey fellow mutants! It's your old buddy Deadpool!"

"You're not a mutant", Iceman plainly pointed out.

"I'd like you to meet my new friend, Pinkie Pie" Deadpool said, as if ignoring Iceman and gesturing to Pinkie Pie.

"Hello" she said.

The others looked surprised at seeing a talking pony.

"She just talked..." Iceman said.

"Yeah she did", Deadpool said.

"That's not normal", Iceman said.

"Neither is a guy who shoots ice from his hands", Deadpool pointed out.

Iceman glared a bit, the Gambit stepped in, "Where did you find her?"

"In that helicoper", Deadpool pointed to the nearby helicopter.

"...Well where did she come from?" Gambit asked.

"A place called Equestria, she said some evil douchebag King banished her", Deadpool said.

Pinkie nodded, "Yupperoonie, I got banished by King Sombra, now I'm stuck here until I can find a way home", Pinkie Pie said.

The 3 X-Men just stared.

"Get her to The Professor", Iceman said.

They then brought Pinkie Pie to Professor X.

"This is quite impressive", Professor X said as he examined her, "And you say you are stuck here until you can find a way home?"

Pinkie nodded, "Yes sir I did"

Professor X pondered, "Well we might be able to help, interdimensionsl travel isn't out of the norm for us, we can get you back once we have everything ready, it could take a while though", Professor X said.

Pinkie nodded, "That's ok, I can wait, I can stay with Deadpool until then"

Professor X looked concerned about that, "Are you sure? You can stay in my Mansion if you wish, normally its a home for those with gifted abilities but for your safety and well-being, I can make an exception"

"That's nice of you, but I'm fine with staying with Deadpool, he's really nice, and super funny"

Professor X sighed, "If you insist, my offer still stands should something not work out, but for now you may return to him"

Pinkie left the the officd and approached Deadpool, who was near Iceman, Gambit & Rogue.

"So what did old cueball say?" Deadpool asked, much to the annoyance of the 3 X-Men.

"He knows his to get me home, until then, it's just you and me", Pinkie said with a smile.

"Oh hell yeah!"

As they had a brief celebration, an all too familiar mutant approached Deadpool.

"Wilson..."

Deadpool turned to see Wolverine on his way, "Logan, old buddy, how are you?"

"I ain't your buddy, now you have some talking to do, we just busted your buddies who were doing something for Stryker, unfortunately they got away before we can question them, now you're gonna tell me where that bastard is hiding", Wolverine threatened.

Deadpool shrugged, "They didn't give me that info, they paid me and I did a job, simple as that"

Wolverine growled a bit, "Figures they wouldn't trust a maniac like you", he then noticed Pinkie Pie, "What in the hell is that?"

That annoyed Deadpool a bit, "SHE...is a pony, her name is Pinkie Pie and she's my friend"

Wolverine suspiciously eyed her, "Whatever you say"

Deadpool turned to the others, "Now that you all know Pinkie Pie, let's party!"

Pinkie grinned, "I love parties!"

Thr others groaned.

"Piss off Deadpool", Gambit said.

The others agreed, much to Deadpool's annoyance.

"Fine, be that way", he the gave them the two finger salute and walked away.

Pinkie went to follow him but Wolverine went to her, "Be careful around him, he's off his rocker"

Pinkie gave him an honest smile, "He doesn't seem that bad to me, I think he just needs a friend, and that's where I come in", Pinkie said.

Wolverine wanted to say she's crazy, but as he looked at her, he could sense she was serious about this.

"Ok kid, if you feel lucky"

Pinkie nodded, "I do, well see you around Mr. Logan"

"Uh just Logan, or Wolverine"

"Ok Logan or Wolverine", Pinkie said and went to find Deadpool.

Wolverine rolled his eyes a bit at that 'Logan or Wolverine' thing but brushed it off, she just seems goofy a little, though in a harmless way, as opposed to Deadpool's craziness.

"That girl has some goal, I'll give her that"

Now Pinkie knows The X-Men, but soon danger will lurk for Pinkie & Deadpool.