Pinkie to be Deadpool's partner in crime?
The next day, Deadpool and Pinkie Pie were working on some plans.
"If we wanna throw a mega humongous party, we might need a bigger place than this apartment, it's too cozy", Pinkie said.
"Yeah I guess, but where?" Deadpool asked.
"Maybe the X-Men will let us use their mansion", Pinkie said.
"I doubt it, they're really stingy with that place", Deadpool said.
"I bet I can talk them into it, I think they like me!" Pinkie said.
"Yeah you're pretty likable", Deadpool said.
"I think you can be likable as well", Pinkie said.
"I know, but the others are blind to that, what's your secret? Deadpool asked.
"Parties, hugs, baked goodies, stuff like that!" Pinkie said.
"Well I like parties at least, personally I'm more partial to guns, swords & bombs", Deadpool said.
"We'll figure that out, for now we still need to make this big, awesome, humongous party!" Pinkie shouted.
"Let's go get supplies!" Deadpool said.
"Where?"
"In town, we'll need disguises though"
Both pondered and shouted at the same time, "I KNOW!"
They were then seen strolling into town, Deadpool wearing a brown trench coat & Hat with a Curly Mustache though still wearing his mask, Pinkie Pie dressed up in a 1930s type wear with a yellow suit and hat.
"It's working, no one notices us!" Deadpool said.
Meanwhile with two civilians, "Man look at those to nimrods over there"
Back to Pinkie and Deadpool they entered a store to find party supplies.
They searched around and then approached a store worker, Deadpool spoke in an over exaggerated Italian accent, "Good-a morning, I was-a hoping you could-a help me and my lovely woman find-a stuff for a party"
Pinkie spoke in a nasally valley girl accent, "Yeah, we're like totally gonna do this awesome party"
The guy just stood there confused, "You need party stuff?"
"Yeah, that's-a what we-a just said! Now please-a help us!"
The guy looked at Pinkie, "Um...she's pink, and really small, is she a horse?"
Deadpool grabbed the guy and dropped the accent, "What the fuck did you say about my wife!?"
"Uh I was just saying-"
"My wife suffers from a rare disease where she turns pink, shrinks and looks like a pony! Do think you're better than her you rat bastard!?"
"I swear I didn't mean-"
"That's it!" Deadpool then started pummeling the guy and then tossed him across the store.
"Now can someone help us without insulting my wife!?" Deadpool angrily asked.
A few minutes later, they both left the store with supplies.
"Thank-a you so much", Deadpool said, resuming his accent.
"Wow, look at all this party stuff!" Pinkie said.
"Now we need food"
They went into a mart and started looking for food.
"Ooh, Apples, like my friend Applejack, and Marshmallows! Like my friend Rarity! And...Skittles? Reminds me of Rainbow Dash"
"And Pies! Like you", Deadpool said, pointing to the pies.
They continued on looking for stuff, some people talking and whispering about Pinkie.
"Is that a horse?"
"Why is she so short?"
Deadpool glared at the people and angrily approached them, "You people have something to say about my wife!?"
"Well, you're wife's pretty damn sho-"
BANG!
"The fuck! You just shot my-"
BANG!
"NO ONE INSULTS MY WIFE!"
A few minutes later.
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS!" Deadpool shouted as he ran away from the cops with Pinkie in his arms.
"I think you got carried away with this disguise"
"The disguise may be fake", he then grabbed her hooves and looked into her eyes as the background changed to a Tropical Island, "But my love for you isn't"
Pinkie blushed, "You're so sweet"
"I know", they kept running, "BUT WE REALLY NEED TO LEAVE!"
They kept running until they managed to get back home.
"Wow, that was close!" Deadpool said.
"Yeah, but kinda fun!" Pinkie said.
"Well we got all the supplies, now what?" Deadpool asked.
"Now we need to go to the X-Mansion and start setting things up", Pinkie said.
"Sweet! Now to go to the Helicopter!"
"Wait, I know a quicker way to The X-Mansion"
"What?"
"SCENE CHANGE!"
Later
"Hey that worked", Deadpool said.
"Knew it, let's find the others", Pinkie said.
Both walked to the mansion doors and knocked, the door was opened by Iceman.
"Hey! Pinkie!" he then noticed Deadpool, "Oh it's you, we heard on the news about some crazy guy with a mustache shooting people, that wasn't you was it?"
"Do I look like I'm wearing a mustache?"
"They mentioned a Small Pink Horse"
Deadpool got angry, "The Fuck did you say about my wife!?"
Iceman looked confused, "Uh..."
Gambit arrived, "Hey Pinkie, what brings you here"
"Ahem", Deadpool cleared his throat.
"Shut up Wilson...so Pinkie what brings you here?"
"I wanna set up so we can have a big party here, it's my way of making friends, and I want you all to be there", Pinkie said.
"Aw, how sweet, you're really cool Pinkie", Iceman said.
"Hey back away from my girl!" Deadpool warned.
Iceman glared, "You're weird"
"Yo mama!"
Iceman looked annoyed, "What'd you say?"
Gambit groaned, "Enough, let's just go inside"
They all went in, most of the X-Men waved at Pinkie, but ignored Deadpool.
"Before you throw a party here, we need to clear it with The Professor", Iceman said.
They went to Professor X's office, after knocking he gave them the clearance to go inside, he was chatting with Wolverine, Cyclops and Jean Grey.
"Ah Pinkie Pie, good to see you again, and Deadpool, I assume you're doing well?" Professor X said.
"You got that right baldy", Deadpool said.
Cyclops, Jean & Wolverine looked annoyed, Professor X paid no mind, "What brings you here?"
Pinkie approached him, "In my world, whenever I want to make friends I would throw a party, so since this Mansion is bigger, can I throw a party here? This way all your students can come, you can come too Wolverine, bring those two there", Pinkie said.
Cyclops looked confused, "A party? She can't be serious"
Professor X turned to Cyclops, "She is, 100%, this is a custom in her world apparently, is it only yours though or everyone's?"
"Mine mostly, in my town whenever a new pony arrives, I throw them a party so they can make friends, so since I'm new here, I wanna throw a party and make friends here, like with Deadpool", Pinkie gave a wide smile
As odd as the smile was, Professor X sensed the innocence and purity, and understood Pinkie's point.
"Well, since you are a guest in this world, and we did say we'd be here to help, I'm sure hosting a party here will be no trouble, give my students a little time to blow off any stress they might have"
Pinkie sqeed in happiness, "Thanks Professor! I'm gonna invite everyone!"
Wolverine approached her, "Um Pinkie, there's something you should see", he showed her a newspaper, The Daily Bugle.
"Spider-man and Shocker destroy New York? That's horrible!"
"Ignore the headline, Spider-man's a good guy"
"And a geek", Deadpool added.
"Oh shut up, anyway look at this picture"
Wolverine pointed to what looked like a purple pony.
"That looks like my friend Twilight, is she in this world too!? Now I definitely need to throw this party, I'll bring over Twilight! Maybe hearing about a super awesome party will make her think of me and she'll come find me!" Pinkie said.
"Hope so, when I get a chance I'll go ask Spider-man if he's seen her, that could also help", Wolverine said.
"Well, I have a party to plan!" Pinkie said.
"Scott, Jean & Logan will help you find a suiting room", Professor X said.
"Okie Dokie!" she left with Deadpool, Iceman & Gambit.
Cyclops turned to Professor X, "You sure this is a good idea?"
"Might be loud but no harm, besides if this can get her friend over, we can learn more about these ponies, besides some customs must be treasured"
Cyclops looked concerned but didn't press the issue, he left with Wolverine & Jean Grey to help Pinkie with the party plans.
Party time coming, with some guests.