Party! Party! Party!
(This will crossover with the other story, 'Magical Webs', which is about Twilight Sparkle & Spider-man)
Deadpool and Pinkie were excited for the upcoming party, they had gone back to the X-Mansion the next day to further plan things.
"Ok, time to set everything up! First we need the balloons, get the helium thing to blow the balloons Bobby!" Pinkie said.
"On it", Iceman grabbed the balloons to fill them.
"Next the streamers, Rogue can you handle the placement?" Pinkie asked.
"Sounds good to me", Rogue said and grabbed the streamers.
Pinkie turned to Gambit, "Hey Remy, the tables will go that way, mind putting them there?"
Gambit nodded, "No problem mon poney ami"
Pinkie was confused, "What does that mean?"
"It's French for 'My Pony Friend'", Gambit explained.
"Oh", Pinkie smiled, "That's so nice of you"
Gambit chuckled and did his task.
Deadpool arrived munching on some Popcorn, "How are things going here?"
"It's going super, this party's gonna be great, I hope Twilight comes!" Pinkie shouted.
"Don't worry about your friend Twilight, Logan said he's heading to New York City to find Spider-man and see if they can find Twilight"
"Logan...wait that's Wolverine's real name right?" Pinkie asked.
"I think so, not sure", Deadpool said.
"Well I'm glad he went, I hope he finds Twilight, I really miss her, and all my friends"
"This Twilight friend of yours, she isn't a total priss is she?"
"She's a little uptight, but she's really fun when she lightens up, she also dances really funny"
"That I gotta see, so when is this party gonna be?"
"Hopefully it will be ready to go by two days, gives Twilight enough time"
"Sweet"
"Ok people, let's get back to the planning!" Pinkie ordered.
After a few more hours of party planning, it was time for Pinkie & Deadpool to head home, before that however, Wolverine managed to speak with them.
"Hey Pinkie, I found out where your friend Twilight's been, she's been staying with that Superhero in the newspaper, Spider-man"
"Wow really?"
"Yeah, if he shows up, he might not be in costume, but don't go off telling everyone his identity"
"I won't, I know how important a hero identity is, besides he's taking care of Twilight, I'm grateful for that"
"Good, he'll like that, but they'll be here soon, with a small Pegasus"
"Wow, maybe it's Rumble, anyway that's so great, thanks for finding her Wolverine", Pinkie then hugged Wolverine, much to his dismay.
"Kid, mind not hugging me in front of everyone?"
Pinkie let go, "Sorry, I forgot, you're the mysterious hero type who doesn't show emotions, I can respect that", Pinkie sqeed.
Wolverine raised his eyebrow a bit before shrugging it off.
"So what's he like anyway?"
"Ok kid, bit of a skinny chump though, but good heart, really intelligent too"
"Just like Twilight, a match made in heaven"
Wolverine nodded, "Guess so"
Later in the day, Pinkie Pie & Deadpool returned to his apartment.
"This party's gonna be awesome! We got the streamers ready, balloons, food, we just gotta get some good music, there's a lot of great musicians in this world, you ever hear of a guy called Michael Jackson? He's freaken awesome, not to mention the greatest dancer in the world!" he then noticed Pinkie Pie looking glum, "Hey, you ok Pinkie?"
Pinkie nodded, "Yeah I guess, it's just that, I'm happy to have this party, and to meet new friends and see Twilight again...but the thing is, I still miss my other friends, I don't know where they are, or how long before I get to see them again...not to mention the friends I have back home, and also my family, my mom, my dad, and my 3 sisters, Marble, Limestone & Maud, they're probably so worried about me"
Deadpool was concerned, "Gee, what do I do when someone feels sad?"
Comfort her stupid", one voice said.
"Yeah, friends comfort each other, say something", another voice said.
Deadpool groaned at their voices but he knew they were right, so he approached Pinkie Pie, then pulled her into a hug, somewhat awkwardly.
"This was random Deadpool, not that I mind, I like hugs"
"I'm just trying to comfort you, so you're not sad, I'm kinda new at that so..."
Pinkie giggled, "I appreciate the thought, you're really sweet", he lifted his mask slightly to kiss his cheek, making him blush.
Pinkie leapt off and went to the stove, "Let's eat something, oh Deadpool, wanna try my pie?"
Deadpool grinned a bit, "Which pie are we talking about?"
"Well, I can make a cherry pie, or a blueberry pie, or even an apple pie, well my friend Applejack could probably make a better one but who knows"
Deadpool had the hopeless look and feeling due to Pinkie not understanding what he was asking, but he knows she's pretty innocent, and he was just joking, sorta, so he decided to just say, "How about Cherry?"
Pinkie grinned, "Ok then!" She went to make the pie.
"Want me to help in some way?"
Pinkie shook her head, "I'm fine, you can just sit down and wait for the pie"
Deapool wanted to just sit down but spoke again, "But I feel kinda...weird just letting you do the work by yourself, are you positive you don't want my help?"
Pinkie nodded, "It's fine Deadpool, though I do appreciate you asking, relax, I'll have your pie out in no time"
"If you say so, I'm gonna check my computer for stuff, let me know when the pie is done", Deadpool said.
"Will do", Pinkie said.
Deadpool went to the computer and groaned a bit, "Man why do I care so much about what she does for me?"
"Cause you liiiiike her"
"Shut up, no I don't, I only knew her for a few days"
"Love at first sight my friend"
"I don't, sure she's really nice to me, and she can bake goodies, and she sees something in me, and she has the most pretty eyes, the sweetest laugh, a deliciously round ass, and that cotton candy mane...aw dammit, I do like her but..." Deadpool removed his mask and showed his disfigured face, "Would she even like a guy with a face like this?"
"You'll never know, besides it's possible to heal your face so..."
"Yeah maybe...eh probably shouldn't get my hopes too high", Deadpool said.
He simply sat back and waited for the pie, which he would eventually enjoy.
The day of the party came, once the party started, everyone piled in, Cyclops & Jean Grey did their best to keep everything in order, but some things were inevitably hectic.
Deadpool & Pinkie went to the X Mansion and waited a bit for Twilight to arrive.
"Is she here yet!?" Pinkie asked.
"No not yet, be patient mon poney ami", Gambit said.
Pinkie paced around a bit.
"Bobby is outside, he'll bring them in, go enjoy yourself a bit, you've thrown quite the party here", Gambit said.
"I know but, I really miss her a lot, I miss all my friends, I just need to know she's fine"
Gambit pitied her a bit, then smiled, "Turn around then"
Pinkie turned around and saw Twilight arrive with Peter Parker & the Pegasus colt Rumble, along with some friends of Peter, Johnny Storm & Felicia Hardy.
"She's here! Deadpool! Gambit! Look!" Pinkie said.
"Go say hi to her", Gambit said.
Pinkie nodded and rushed at her.
"TWILIGHT!"
Twilight recognized Pinkie's voice, Pinkie then grabbed her into a squeezing hug.
"I missed you so much! I haven't seen you in YEARS!"
"Um Pinkie...it's been about maybe 5 days"
"I know, but it feels like years! I hate being separated from my friends!" Pinkie said, then noticed Rumble, "You're here too!" she grabbed Rumble into a hug, "It's so great to see you!"
Rumble chuckled nervously, "Yeah, nice to see you too Pinkie...now please let go, you're hurting me a bit"
Pinkie dropped him, "Sorry about that", she looked up to Peter, "So who's your friend there?"
"Oh that's Peter Parker, he's the one that's been watching over us while we stayed in this world", Twilight said.
"He's also the super hero, Spider-man", Rumble said.
"Oh right, the skinny chump Wolverine mentioned", Pinkie said, much to Peter's annoyance.
"Thanks for the warm introduction Logan", he muttered.
Pinkie looked at Johnny & Felicia, "Who are they?"
"Those are Peter's friends, though I use the term loosely with the girl"
"Listen you", Johnny held Felicia back, "Chill, don't make a scene"
"The guy is my best friend Johnny Storm, AKA The Human Torch, and the girl is my occasional ally Felicia Hardy, AKA Black Cat"
"Felicia's really nice, when I got lost during Spider-man's fight with Shocker, she found me and took care of me", Rumble said.
"Aw, that's nice of you, I know his brother would really appreciate that", Pinkie said.
Deadpool arrived, "Hey Web-Head, Hot-Head, Boob City, what's up!?"
"Web-head?" Peter asked glumly.
"Hot-Head?" Johnny asked confused.
"Boob Lady!?" Felicia shouted angrily.
"What's a boob?" Rumble asked.
Deadpool was gonna talk but Peter shouted, "Do NOT answer that!"
Deadpool put his hands up defensively, then noticed Twilight, "So are you that Twilight Sparkle girl Pinkie told me about?"
Twilight nodded, "Yes, I take it that you're Deadpool, the one taking care of my friend Pinkie, my BEST friend Pinkie, whom I really care about"
Pinkie blushed, "Aw, I care about you too Twilight"
"Yes, yes I am", Deadpool said.
"Good, now why don't you tell me about yourself"
"Well, my name is Wade Wilson, also known to many as Deadpool, I was part of the Weapon X group, I am trained in combat, I'm the coolest and most handsome mutant"
"You're not cool, no girl thinks you're handsome, and you're NOT a mutant!" Iceman said.
"No, you're awesome", Deadpool said, as if Bobby said something completely different, much to Iceman's annoyance and Twilight's concern.
"Oh, and I kill for money", Deadpool said.
"WHAT!?" Twilight shouted.
"I said I kill for money!" he turned to Pinkie, "Your friend has hearing issues"
Twilight's eye twitched, "My friend is staying with some psychopathic killer!?"
"Hey I'm not a psychopathic killer, I'm a contractual killer", Deadpool defended.
"Pinkie, word", Twilight said.
"Yes, Pinkie IS a word, see I told you she's smart Deadpool", Pinkie said.
Peter & Johnny chuckled at that, but Twilight glared at them causing a stop.
Iceman made a whip sound at them, but Twilight also shot him a glare, making him back off.
"Pinkie, come with me", Twilight used her magic to pull Pinkie away, leaving the others with Deadpool.
"Sup guys", Deadpool said.
"I hope you're taking good care of that pony Wilson", Peter said.
"Yeah, she seems really nice, plus she's Twilight's friend, I don't want you trying anything funny with her", Johnny said.
"Hey relax, me and Pinkie, we're tight, we're buds, hell we're pretty close to becoming lovers", Deadpool said.
That caused a little concern with Peter, Johnny, Felicia & Bobby.
"Seriously, don't try anything funny", Peter warned.
"But I am funny, watch!" Deadpool started juggling his swords, until one of them landed through his hand, "OH GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!" he freaked for a bit before pulling the sword out, "Ah, much better..." he started juggling again, much to Peter & other's annoyance.
Meanwhile with Twilight & Pinkie.
"Pinkie, I have a bad feeling about this guy", Twilight said.
"Why? He's super funny, and he's really cool", Pinkie said.
"He says he kills for money, doesn't that sound dangerous!?" Twilight asked.
"Not an ideal job, but maybe he only kills the bad people"
"Pinkie..."
"Don't worry Twilight, if worse comes to worse I can come live here with The X-Men, plus I have my Pinkie Sense, and so far he hasn't set anything off, he's really nice to me, he even has a crush on me"
Twilight looked confused, "That's kinda creepy that some weirdo has a crush on you"
"Not really, granted he might get carried away, like when he shot those guys for insulting me the other day-"
"WHAT!?"
"Don't worry, he said he'll try not to do that again"
Twilight just stood there with a freaked out expression, "I'll be back", she left to find Wolverine, Pinkie went back to the others.
"Wolverine! Where are you!?" Twilight shouted.
Wolverine answered her calls, "What is it kid?"
"I know I don't know you but I need a huge favor from you"
"Sure, what is it?" Wolverine asked.
"Please...I beg you, keep Pinkie safe, I really don't trust that weirdo"
Wolverine nodded, "Don't worry kid, I know how you feel, I never trusted him much either, though he does seem to care for your friend, I doubt he'd actually hurt her, then again I never usually see him care for anything, but we'll still keep an eye out, even if it means having him around here more often"
Twilight nodded, "Thank you Wolverine"
"You can call me Logan if you'd like"
"Oh, is that your real name?"
"Sorta"
Twilight nodded, "Ok Logan, nice to meet you, I need to head back to Peter, thanks again", Twilight then left to find Peter.
The party continued on for several hours, Twilight took the time to get to know the rest of the X-Men and explain more on the King Sombra situation, Pinkie took the time to chat with Peter, even asking Peter to keep Twilight safe, much to Peter's surprise, Pinkie seemed really serious when talking about Twilight, showing Peter she's not just some random party girl, she's a really caring friend.
As Peter and Twilight left, Pinkie hugged Twilight, "I hope to see you again soon"
"Don't worry, we can come visit, or you can come to the city with Wolverine"
"As long as we're together, I miss you"
"I miss you too"
Pinkie and Twilight hugged each other, then Pinkie approached Peter, "Please watch over her"
Peter nodded, "You got my word"
Twilight approached Deadpool, "Hurt her and I'll rip your head off!"
"I can do that myself", Deadpool used his sword to cut off his own head, nearly causing Twilight to vomit, Rumble screamed at that, everyone else got annoyed.
"The fuck are you doing Wilson!?" Wolverine shouted.
"What does 'fuck' mean?" Rumble asked.
Twilight glared, "Rumble! Do NOT repeat that word!"
Peter groaned, "Smooth move Logan"
"Sorry, force of habit, Wilson put your head back on your shoulders!" Wolverine shouted.
"Fine, God..." Deadpool reattached his head, the others went in the Limo.
"Seriously Pinkie, be careful! And Logan, please watch over her!"
Wolverine nodded, "We'll be keeping a CLOSE eye on them!"
As the Limo drove away, Logan turned to Deadpool, "I hate to say this, but...any chance you can stay in the X-Mansion?"
Deadpool walked inside with his bags, "Thought you'd never ask"
Wolverine raised his eyebrow, "The fuck? where did those come from!?"
"My apartment, let's go Pinkie!"
Pinkie went in with her packed bags, Wolverine groaned, "What did we get ourselves into?"
Now the Chaos will be among the X-Men, hopefully Wolverine can keep things under control.